Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Berrakh]

His whole career is a process of repair. He dropped out of college so he tried youtube, gamergate didnt sweep hearts and minds so he tried generic political commentary, he realized his audience wanted to dunk on SJWs so he pivoted to being anti-left, sjws started to get boring and he got tired of being attacked by left wingers so he started poking the altright, that went... badly, so then he created liberalists and when that didn't work he joined UKIP, and then he started this fight when now this inability to take being mocked was clear along with his behavior so people knew what to mock.

Kevin and Kristi are long time Sargon a-logs so of course they knew what to say. It’s perfect. Like it’s all catching up to him. He is all over the web so reinventing himself no longer works.

 

[THEF00L]

His whole career is a process of repair. He dropped out of college so he tried youtube, gamergate didnt sweep hearts and minds so he tried generic political commentary, he realized his audience wanted to dunk on SJWs so he pivoted to being anti-left, sjws started to get boring and he got tired of being attacked by left wingers so he started poking the altright, that went... badly, so then he created liberalists and when that didn't work he joined UKIP, and then he started this fight when now this inability to take being mocked was clear along with his behavior so people knew what to mock.

Kevin and Kristi are long time Sargon a-logs so of course they knew what to say. It’s perfect. Like it’s all catching up to him. He is all over the web so reinventing himself no longer works.

And judging from the responses on this post, hes starting to lose his audience as well. Half of the comments are people praying that Dankula is the one debating Corbyn rather than Sargn

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I concur with the comments about Sargon's rage over the "white nigger" thing. Jim, if you're reading this, pound on that next time you get into internet fisticuffs with ol big brain boy over here.

 

[Berrakh]

And judging from the responses on this post, hes starting to lose his audience as well. Half of the comments are people praying that Dankula is the one debating Corbyn rather than Sargn

Sargon’s fans have Sargon Derangement Syndrome? How sad for him.

 

[THEF00L]

All this really reveals is that Sargon was fighting a losing battle with Jim from the beginning. Jim's audience loves the drama, Soygon's does not, they complain all the time about why hes wasting time on them when he says he doesnt care and that this is what he cancelled TWIS for. Sargon went at Kristi and Kevin to show his audience "hes still got it, he can still rek da libs and own da libs" but he didnt he further embarrassed himself and now his audience is worried hes overstepped his limits, hes so desperate for his dopamine that in his Big'ol brain that reking some out of touch old man commie will restore his fame. If Sargon loses this he will not only be laughed at on youtube, but by his fans and his nation. Jim said "i dont care if im covered in shit as long as i can take you with me" Soygon echoed that in the recent stream after Ralph was banned, "well Jim here you are, covered in shit". Well ... Carl, Jim maybe covered in shit, but he didnt drag you down with him no you slipped deeper into the sewer you fucking idiot.

 

[Superman93]

Big Boy Carl gonna do a Big Brained dunk on politician guy and fill up on his dopamine. I recommend you all look at the comments, not even his incel fanboys want him to debate Corbyn

Shut up Corbyn.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

 

[Spooky]

Big Boy Carl gonna do a Big Brained dunk on politician guy and fill up on his dopamine. I recommend you all look at the comments, not even his incel fanboys want him to debate Corbyn

That's not the impression I get from this. I don't think he managed to swing a debate with the labor leader lol. I think he's just saying he is gonna do a live show and shit talk Corbyn the whole time

 

[Mannlicher]

All this really reveals is that Sargon was fighting a losing battle with Jim from the beginning. Jim's audience loves the drama, Soygon's does not, they complain all the time about why hes wasting time on them when he says he doesnt care and that this is what he cancelled TWIS for. Sargon went at Kristi and Kevin to show his audience "hes still got it, he can still rek da libs and own da libs" but he didnt he further embarrassed himself and now his audience is worried hes overstepped his limits, hes so desperate for his dopamine that in his Big'ol brain that reking some out of touch old man commie will restore his fame. If Sargon loses this he will not only be laughed at on youtube, but by his fans and his nation. Jim said "i dont care if im covered in shit as long as i can take you with me" Soygon echoed that in the recent stream after Ralph was banned, "well Jim here you are, covered in shit". Well ... Carl, Jim maybe covered in shit, but he didnt drag you down with him no you slipped deeper into the sewer you fucking idiot.

Why he picked another fight with a feminist that kicked his shit in the first time around for that is perplexing.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

All this really reveals is that Sargon was fighting a losing battle with Jim from the beginning. Jim's audience loves the drama, Soygon's does not, they complain all the time about why hes wasting time on them when he says he doesnt care and that this is what he cancelled TWIS for. Sargon went at Kristi and Kevin to show his audience "hes still got it, he can still rek da libs and own da libs" but he didnt he further embarrassed himself and now his audience is worried hes overstepped his limits, hes so desperate for his dopamine that in his Big'ol brain that reking some out of touch old man commie will restore his fame. If Sargon loses this he will not only be laughed at on youtube, but by his fans and his nation. Jim said "i dont care if im covered in shit as long as i can take you with me" Soygon echoed that in the recent stream after Ralph was banned, "well Jim here you are, covered in shit". Well ... Carl, Jim maybe covered in shit, but he didnt drag you down with him no you slipped deeper into the sewer you fucking idiot.

Yeah, hell, if Jim gets covered in shit then so much the better for his audience, who are, to carry the analogy further, scat enthusiasts that love their scheisse porn. Jim is part of the trollish segment of the internet that is Jerry Springer-esque (which we here at the farms are proudly included :autism . We love revelry, laughs, and a big ol' shit fountain of a spectacle, Sargon's big brain audience forgot how to laugh and so they shall become providers of the laughs by their comedy of errors.

Sargon can't really touch Jim, honestly, since Jim's got that old school troll ethos of not taking the internet or himself seriously (at least to an extent) and Jim seems rather clean in terms of embarrassing details... if Jim's done anything cringeworthy or laughable it was probably some time in the past and nobody would care. Sargon on the other hand has become serious-faced and pretentious, and the best he can do is tell some old cunt that he wouldn't rape her, and all his milk is nice and fresh.

Jim also seems hellbent on not letting ego get to him. He seems very in tune with that part of human nature and consciously tries to avoid it, which also puts him in contrast to all the gamergate alumni who talked big but produced nothing (remember BasedGamer.com)? Jim's actually done pretty well keeping himself clean, he jumped ship from gamergate when it got too faggy.

 

[The Gagh Whisperer]

Big Boy Carl gonna do a Big Brained dunk on politician guy and fill up on his dopamine. I recommend you all look at the comments, not even his incel fanboys want him to debate Corbyn

Chucklefuck isn’t even going to be debating Corbyn, he just chose to phrase it that way on his youtube page for some cunty reason. Which works in his favor, although I doubt he’ll ever understand that.

If you look at the eventbrite page, it’s just Carl and Dankula shooting the shit for two hours and charging £25 for it.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Chucklefuck isn’t even going to be debating Corbyn, he just chose to phrase it that way on his youtube page for some cunty reason. Which works in his favor, although I doubt he’ll ever understand that.

If you look at the eventbrite page, it’s just Carl and Dankula shooting the shit for two hours and charging £25 for it.

Who the fuck would pay to see those two congratulating themselves live for two hours, especially when they do that shit for hours already in any livestream they're in together, which is free?

 

[CervixHammer]

An Evening With Sarg'n.

Join Sargon of Akkad and guest speaker Count Dankula for an evening of exhilarating discussions, LIVE apex tier sh!tposting, and more!

About this Event
Meet Carl Benjamin, better known as Sargon of Akkad at this exciting event with guest speaker Markus Meechan, a.k.a. Count Dankula.

Prepare for a night of intellectual stimulation covering a range of topics from current events, culture, to politics, entertainment of the dankest order, as well as an audience Q&A session.

Stay after the show for an opportunity to have a chat and a drink with the inimitable duo.

7:30pm - 9:30pm

Friday 23rd November 2018

Doors open 7pm; bar opens till 10:45pm

18+; ID will be required for entry

Seat allocation on a first come, first served basis; guests are advised to arrive early to secure the best seats.

>live shitposting
>live "apex tier" shitposting
also, not only does Dankula have a nicer suit, it feels less like false advertising when events use his internet name.

 

[ddlloo]

An Evening With Sarg'n.



>live shitposting
>live "apex tier" shitposting
also, not only does Dankula have a nicer suit, it feels less like false advertising when events use his internet name.

That was absolutely written by Carl. No one else is able to use memey language in such a way as to actually trigger a disgust reaction from me.

 

[Khorne Flakes]

An Evening With Sarg'n.

Is there really people that see shit like that and think "Oh boy! That sure looks awesome"?
I'm having the same reaction from seeing this than seeing a supermarket cashier job offer worded like you're gonna work in a 5-stars hotel or something, just pure hypocrisy and lack of understanding of reality leeking from this.

And some poor snots are gonna pay 25£ for 2 hours of chuckles and sometimes a good intervention from drunken scottish guy. What a wonderful world we live in.

 

[No creativity]

An Evening With Sarg'n.



>live shitposting
>live "apex tier" shitposting
also, not only does Dankula have a nicer suit, it feels less like false advertising when events use his internet name.

I hope someone is going to take pictures because I really want to see what their audience looks like.

 

[The Gagh Whisperer]

I hope someone is going to take pictures because I really want to see what their audience looks like.

So we taking bets now on how many times Sargon laps the block before going in?

 

[ddlloo]

I hope Godwinson infiltrates this too.

Anyone know what happened to him? I only learnt about him as he was being deplatformed, but loved his content.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Big Boy Carl gonna do a Big Brained dunk on politician guy and fill up on his dopamine. I recommend you all look at the comments, not even his incel fanboys want him to debate Corbyn

Oh God. It's like you're on a football team and the special needs kid affirmative actions his way to be striker and you know he's going to screw things up for you.

Still I suppose it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, and there's a certain grim satisfaction in watching the other team run rings around him.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I'm not so sure about that. He wears the same tight black collared shirt that appears to be not that fancy or nice and often looks like he has severe sweat stains (meaning no undershirt which is a formal setting sin) in nearly all of his more formal events. He wears a black crewneck in all his videos. From what I can tell, he always wears jeans or chinos which are fine for everyday use I guess (chinos you can get away with the vast majority of the time even in a business casual/professionally dressed office), but If I'm about to do something even somewhat important, I'll generally throw on a pair of slacks.


That would be an incredibly elitest way to think. I mean basically everyone has at least one suit that fits better than his did here in the states. Is this not true in England? Everyone does have weddings, graduations, interviews, and funerals to go to. Imagine being so bourgeoisie that you don't think the proles own suits or take pride in cleaning up nicely.

I agree with you totally, it is a very dimwitted view to think that people don't or at least the majority of people don't have a suit or suits for special occasions, even if its a once in a blue moon affair. That's why I think it's was done more as a PR stunt/ego stroke that backfired on him. I think the idea was is that he just wasn't 'bothered' to actually put the effort in because he had more 'important' things to concern himself with.

Meanwhile at the same time Dank's has a suit, and it's a nice fitting suit. I wouldn't have thought that Dankula was the sort of person who would be caught dead in a suit unless it couldn't be avoided.

I agree it's an elitist way to think, but I have had some life experience in dealing with English people, whereby one had a court appointment, and I kid you not showed up to his case wearing an Adidas track suit, an expensive one mind you, but it was still a track suit. So there is probably a small minority of yobs out there that think like this.

 

[instythot]

I agree with you totally, it is a very dimwitted view to think that people don't or at least the majority of people don't have a suit or suits for special occasions, even if its a once in a blue moon affair. That's why I think it's was done more as a PR stunt/ego stroke that backfired on him. I think the idea was is that he just wasn't 'bothered' to actually put the effort in because he had more 'important' things to concern himself with.

Meanwhile at the same time Dank's has a suit, and it's a nice fitting suit. I wouldn't have thought that Dankula was the sort of person who would be caught dead in a suit unless it couldn't be avoided.

I agree it's an elitist way to think, but I have had some life experience in dealing with English people, whereby one had a court appointment, and I kid you not showed up to his case wearing an Adidas track suit, an expensive one mind you, but it was still a track suit. So there is probably a small minority of yobs out there that think like this.

Dank's been to court a few times. He knows the value of a good suit