Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

This guy's pretty aggressively redpilled now:
https://twitter.com/glinner

Actually, I'd say he got unwoked. His style of comedy would never fly in circles he hanged around after autistgate hit its peak. IT Crowd has episodes about female protagonist being shoe obsessed, she also have an episode about how her period turns her into a raging cunt. And lets not forget the best episode in which company CEO gets with a post op trans woman because he misheard "I used to be a man" as "I'm from Iran". The episode ends with a all out fisticuffs between them, and the tranny is bloodied and defeated.

I guess nobody saw his work and the Twatterati respect blue checkmarsk too much.
 
Jake has no point of comparison for bad experiences, because he has no experience. He’s never been dumped, lost a job, been bereaved or had any of the other myriad life experiences that your average adult goes through. He’s never even been stressed in any real sense. He almost certainly is depressed, because he’s surrounded by people a decade younger than him who are successful while he’s not moved on since high school. But otherwise, he’s stuck in that teenage phase where every little thing is the end of the world.
I agree, and his head is so up his ass he doesn't realize that his lies are instantly recognized as such by people who have experienced the things he's lying about, and how insulting it is. It would really suck for him, and he would have something to cry about if his mom revoked internet access until he got a job.

EDIT: I just saw the bit about how this month's Pateron con haul could determine if he stays alive. Ok, so how's he going to explain when he doesn't meet his goal and continues to be alive?
 
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EDIT: I just saw the bit about how this month's Pateron con haul could determine if he stays alive. Ok, so how's he going to explain when he doesn't meet his goal and continues to be alive?

Same as always. He'll Twatter about how he nearly killed himself but something/someone stopped him just in time. He'll pull the same shit in December, though. Thanksgiving and Christmas are his best opportunities to play the "my family hates me" card.
 
So wait, they offered to let him come back because they realized the manager that fired him was an idiot and he refused? Then he wasn't really fired, he quit.
 
Yes indeed, he was fired: https://archive.li/yHCXh

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Actually, I'd say he got unwoked. His style of comedy would never fly in circles he hanged around after autistgate hit its peak. IT Crowd has episodes about female protagonist being shoe obsessed, she also have an episode about how her period turns her into a raging cunt. And lets not forget the best episode in which company CEO gets with a post op trans woman because he misheard "I used to be a man" as "I'm from Iran". The episode ends with a all out fisticuffs between them, and the tranny is bloodied and defeated.

I guess nobody saw his work and the Twatterati respect blue checkmarsk too much.
I would say its much more simple. Hes a cynical, narcissistic, and jawdroppingly hypocritical opportunist when it comes to jumping on social bandwagons...but he is also an out of touch and perpetually angry boomer.

The latter point is important since it explains his current mix of anti trans demagoguery and cringy "FFAAAAAACK YEW DRUMPFFF! FACK YEW GOOBERGRAPE!!!" tantrums. Basically he jumped on the OG proto-SJW bandwagon way back when, which at the time was just straight up radfem "sacred womynhood must be protected from the vile men who seek to impersonate us despite not having holy vaginas and saintly menstruation" (wish this was hyperbole but...nah its actually underselling the creepyness of it all)

Despite the fact that he threw this aside the moment it became convenient for him to be a "LOL SILLY WAMMEN! LOOK AT HOW EDGY I AM HEIL HITLER LOL!" style comedy writer for a decade or so, when it came back in vogue in his circle of affluent media people to be an SJW he immediately jumped on this bandwagon both for asspats/protection from REEE mobs against him for his old work, and to take his middle aged hasbeen anger out on easy targets, and assumed that nothing had changed since the 80s and that everyone still hated trannies despite this being utterly in contradiction with modern SJW dogma.

Ofcourse when his anti trans spiel got to the point where he was unironically outdoing the kind of things we here say for shits and giggles, enough blue checkmarked SJWs were able to get over the "dont attack our own team plz, especially if they hate who we tell them to hate" rule and quietly began asking him to be a bit more chill....which caused him to go absolutely apeshit with rage about how an evil "professionally woke" conspiracy was after him and his pure and noble defence of womyn, and he started doubling and tripling down on the unironic "trans people are subhuman scum who need to be put in camps" schtick.

The reasons for this seem to be entirely to his own ego and tard-rage against anyone disagreeing with him, which has only intensified since then to the point where it straight up broke his mind to the point where he spends every day on twitter screeching about how trannies are coming to steal the vagina gold and rape all girl scouts, while occasionally punctuating it with "I SAID GAMERGATE WAS BAD! I AM A HERO OF THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT!" whining when he sees another checkmark attacking him.

With regards to Jake however, this really does illustrate how utterly dishonest and conditional his apparent fanaticism against anyone who is deemed "offensive/problematic" has always been. Linehan has been spewing this shit for years now, and jake was more than happy to ignore it and fawn over him solely because it made him personally feel important.

EDIT: huh.....after quickly checking this chucklefuck's twitter, it seems that as of today he has a new group to throw perpetual tantrums about...

...us.

https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1063786124144009216

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But he has... sort of. He lost that cousin (his so-called "brother"), he got fired from his one and only job at the grocery store, the RPG site he wrote for went under, and of course he got dumped (out of the friendzone, anyway) by CHELSAAAAYYYYYY. He just never learned anything from any of those experiences.

I think Jake is falling into the trap of thinking that everything's equal all the time including feelings.

"They chained and locked the gates of the factory doors? Yeah, I've been there, forgot the password to my unpaid rpg blog once, they're not even answering my e-mails for a new password so it's worse for me because I don't know how this is going to end... Feed your family? Can't they feed you? Maybe you guys should get a patreon? It's free money. "

"I know the feeling of loosing several members of your family at once. BlixBlyte94, EnvyroGal, Chompers7, they all blocked me in Januari and I wish there were ways to communicate with the other side, I'm crying, I'm so desperate lonely!"
 
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"rarely and calmly"

He plugs it at least once a week and always in the context of his safety - neither rare nor calm.
"I need to throw this link out more, since every time I do I seem to get one more person pitching in This isn't me looking for like, new videogame money. This is me looking for keeping a deadbolt between me and people who want to hurt me money, so please." http://archive.fo/OijIn
"want to hurt me money"
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Considering he actually did shit, I have no problem believing Riot is an abject shithole that would put you on a death march assignment and then instantly fire you after you did the best job you ever did in your life.

Just because Becky hates it doesn't mean we should necessarily stan for this absolute fuckhole nightmare workplace.

Oh, i'm not stanning for Riot. I never even played League of Legends (I'm not an MMO kind of guy). It's just the guy made it sound like making the character was this huge crisis that scarred him for life. I'm sure RIOT isn't a bed of roses, but it's common knowledge by now that working at a video game company isn't for fragile snowflakes who REEEE at the drop of a hat.
 
It amazes me that Linehan, a gruff middle aged comedy writer who has been on prime time UK tv for decades, is in SGG's orbit. It's like Chris being friends with Roseanne or something.

It has weirded me out for a while but yes, the dude who wrote a lot of lines for Father Ted that were actually really funny is now a humorless faggot who is himself a lolcow.


Also the stupid shit misspelled "principles."

That's how illiterate Jake the Fake is.
 
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Well why do they go after Mumsnet, Graham?
Im guessing either because trannies are sekritly an alt-right neo nazi gamergate conspiracy to infiltrate the sacred vagina priesthood (and thus our natural allies) or because we here are actually secretly run by trannies....I dunno this guy is schizo tier when it comes to logic
 
Im guessing either because trannies are sekritly an alt-right neo nazi gamergate conspiracy to infiltrate the sacred vagina priesthood (and thus our natural allies) or because we here are actually secretly run by trannies....I dunno this guy is schizo tier when it comes to logic

It's just weird because Mumsnet is savage and will happily dox people for wrongthink and contact their employers. They're not objectively "better" than us - just bigger and louder. They're not a "soft" target.

I assume it's a response to this article.

https://www.opendemocracy.net/5050/...s-enable-deluge-hatred-against-trans-women-uk
 
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It's just weird because Mumsnet is savage and will happily dox people for wrongthink and contact their employers. They're not objectively "better" than us - just bigger and louder. They're not a "soft" target.
To repeat what I said on the other thread, despite all the horrible edgelord shit that gets casually discussed here and all the sad and witless autists we roast on the daily, we couldn't even fathom to reach the sheer malevolent cruelty and IRL life destruction of a forum full of polite middle aged white women with chips on their shoulders. Especially when they have connections with both media and politicians enough to give them actual influence in how those they deem "subhuman" are treated.
 
Im guessing either because trannies are sekritly an alt-right neo nazi gamergate conspiracy to infiltrate the sacred vagina priesthood (and thus our natural allies) or because we here are actually secretly run by trannies....I dunno this guy is schizo tier when it comes to logic
We're funded by a joint project between Jeff Bezos and Rupert Murdoch. Controversy sells papers after all.
All kidding aside, I'm all for LGBT+ rights. Not so much for transtrenders. Every single weirdo guy in a dress we cover suddenly discovered they were trans after they had been accused of doing something wrong.
 
Im guessing either because trannies are sekritly an alt-right neo nazi gamergate conspiracy to infiltrate the sacred vagina priesthood (and thus our natural allies) or because we here are actually secretly run by trannies....I dunno this guy is schizo tier when it comes to logic
The people in the replies are immediately chiming in with "because Kiwi Farms is full of MEN and Mumsnet is full of WOMEN". As if no one has ever complained about the evil transmisogynist neckbeards harassing trans women on this website.
 
You don't really see any of that in actual newspapers or major web sources, though, about KF. Mumsnet's anti-trans stance has gained a lot more publicity.

It's the same way that the drunk vagrant in Alaska who is suing a women's homeless shelter for not letting him in didn't bother suing the Catholic shelter he'd been staying in that made him stay in the men's dormitories. The same way when Fire decided to try to get somewhere shut down for transphobia, it just so happened to cater only to women.

IMO reporters are terrified of KF in a way that they're just not about Mumsnet, but I think there's genuine sexism there, too.
 
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