Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Y'all won't believe what I saw. Ma door ringed and outside was Jared the Arceus. We talked a little, I can tell y'all that much, about the meaning of life and that llamas memes ain't funny.
I wanted to take a picture with him, but he is shy and doesn't like dat. I wanna respect dat especially since he's god and stuff.
 
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i can't fucking believe it was real. see y'all in toontown.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
The God Emperor isn't here. Thanks Chris, I was counting on declaring Exterminatus on CWCVille.
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Never fear, Guardsman. The time will come.
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No he is here, he is here in your hearts an minds children of Terra, you may not see him but he is here holding your hand guarding you as is his plan you may die today but he still shepards your soul, Ave Imperator!
 
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Uh, guys, I think I've got a problem.

So it started hailing REALLY BAD, which is kinda weird since hail doesn't usually arrive during the winter. Not long after this I heard something moving under my bed. I thought it was one of my cats but what I found freaked me out. I managed to take a pic of it before it got away.

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Am I going to die, Kiwis? What should I do?
 
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Coelacanth said:
Uh, guys, I think I've got a problem.

So it started hailing REALLY BAD, which is kinda weird since hail doesn't usually arrive during the winter. Not long after this I heard something moving under my bed. I thought it was one of my cats but what I found freaked me out. I managed to take a pic of it before it got away.

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Am I going to die, Kiwis? What should I do?
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My sonichu identification skills are rusty, but this here is either a Darkbind or a Magichan. For Darkbinds, you want to sprinkle diatomaceous earth around the floorboards and under furniture where they like to hide. Magichans you can deal with by putting out a cup of beer. They'll crawl in and drown. You should check your local home improvement store, they're rolling out expanded pest control sections due to the merge.
 
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Prussian Blue said:
Even though obviously nothing was going to happen, I'm glad he's just sitting playing vidya and not having a meltdown or worse. The twitter silence would be disconcerting otherwise
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But if he was legit counting on the dimensional merge to deliver those imaginary CWCbucks to fill his toy coffers (or pay off his increasingly crippling debts or finance a new vehicle, but priorities man), maybe drumming up some Ebay or Patreon money would be a better use of his time.
 
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Even though obviously nothing was going to happen, I'm glad he's just sitting playing vidya and not having a meltdown or worse. The twitter silence would be disconcerting otherwise
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He didn't set a date. It's still got until the end of the year for it to happen.

Chris'll hang himself on January 1st.
 
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can someone give me a tl;dr on recent events real quick, I don't follow chris very closely
I hear he's going to kill himself, and this dimensional merge stuff is part of his headcannon, and will supposedly happen when he dies.
If that's the case, why would the universe start merging before he dies?
Are people going to try and save him? (perhaps by getting him commited?)
 
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can someone give me a tl;dr on recent events real quick, I don't follow chris very closely
I hear he's going to kill himself, and this dimensional merge stuff is part of his headcannon, and will supposedly happen when he dies.
If that's the case, why would the universe start merging before he dies?
Are people going to try and save him? (perhaps by getting him commited?)
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Where did you hear he's going to kill himself?
 
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