LGBT [Email] The Piercing and Bisexuality

[Marvin]

This is something I have been wondering about also. Was there really some sort of "negotiations" with the girls or did they come up with the idea spending a little time with Chris themselves?

Pretty sure it was organized by someone higher than the galpals.

 

[Kosher Dill]

By the way, the line about banging Catherine with both the duck and the unclit:

She is really lucky now, because as a Bisexual, I can pleasure her both ways. Tribadism included

On the optimism scale of 1-10, that rates about 52879876984.

 

[Haesindang Park]

At this point after reading the emails, I wonder if Chris's depression is starting to affect his physical health more too.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

At this point after reading the emails, I wonder if Chris's depression is starting to affect his physical health more too.

I think that's pretty obvious by watching his videos.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

While this is rather convoluted with all of the false identities and such, one thing is very clear: the illusion of CWCville is collapsing.

 

[Null]

Can we please add this to random.txt?

OCR error. The actual quote was "not direct", not "act direct".

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

How much rusing can Chris take?

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

How much rusing can Chris take?

The rusing has been going on for years, but I think the rusing is reaching its max. Or we can hope it is.

 

[niggers]

some lame shit right here bruh

 

[Null]

some lame shit right here bruh

The point was to disillusion people who thought the piercing was a troll insert. Everything else is just fluff.

 

[MrTroll]

This is something I have been wondering about also. Was there really some sort of "negotiations" with the girls or did they come up with the idea spending a little time with Chris themselves?

If that's the case, they should all be sainted right now.

 

[drtoboggan]

The point was to disillusion people who thought the piercing was a troll insert. Everything else is just fluff.

I honestly thought the piercing was a joke at first. The new info proving otherwise is both interesting and a bit grotesque. Thanks, Null!

 

[Sovandie]

This is something I have been wondering about also. Was there really some sort of "negotiations" with the girls or did they come up with the idea spending a little time with Chris themselves?

When I was in high school I looked out for the Slow-In-Da-Mind girl, just small stuff like sitting next to her in class and walking her around campus, and eventually the principal noticed and took me aside to ask if I wouldn't mind continuing to hang out with her because it did her good - I'd guess it happened something like that after they talked/sat with him a few times to be nice. Since American high schools have a whole different atmosphere than ours I imagine they got some kind of small bonus or benefit out of it, though.

 

[jc17]

I'm moving on again
To: Rebeckah
From: Christian

While I still would like to knew specifically what it is about me that makes
Tiffany and Co. hate me; anything more valid than "No Reason".

He has a whole website dedicated to his constant screw ups, and he still can't figure that out. That level of stubbornness is... rather remarkable, actually.

 

[bigshot]

Poor Chris. He doesn't deserve this. It isn't funny. It's not a prank. It's just sad. He is mentally retarded and isn't able to understand how to relate to the people around him. That is a very mean thing to take advantage of.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

"Tiffany asked me to dance with her; it was good."

Chris never misses an opportunity to brag about even the smallest amounts of physical contact with women. I bet she told him he was way better than the last jerk who danced with her was.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

How much rusing can Chris take?

This is real life to him. Eventually most everything besides high school will fade into a fog of confused frustration that he will just blame on trolls. But right now, this is all extremely real to him, just like Panda Halo, Jul(ay), etc etc etc etc. He doesn't catch on. Ever. He's not smart enough to break the cycle.

 

[namazuros]

This is easily the most cringeworthy stuff I've seen in ages. Chris in emails can be incredibly insulting. " I forgive you of the past unpleasantries.", good lord.

 

[chiefshittingbull]

its like its physically impossible for him to let go. makes me think he feeds these lines to anybody he converses with

random girl from facebook: hey! thanks for the add!
cwc: THERES THIS BITCH NAMED TIFFANY CAN YOU GO ASK HER WHAT HER PROBLEM IS

Peace and have A Safe Day
Christian Weston Chandler

 

[just some jerk]

I'm all for instituting the Prime Directive till Chris becomes warp capable. We can keep our cloaked research stations though.


At some point, the wiki needs to be clarified of trolls and actual situations. It degrades TRUE AND HONEST sagas like Megan to the level of Catherine and PandaHalo.

Judging by the thread, the Chris-loving public is still very confused and very interested in the high school gal-pals recent interactions. Maybe a chart should be made.