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Observations from the "FART CAUSES DIVORCE" video:
--- she's struggling to breath even though all she's doing is removing makeup.
--- she struggles to find something to talk about, and so she is very excited and "Really really" wants to tell us about this fart she heard. She discusses farting a lot: a fart she heard in the hall, BiBi farting in bed, bubbly farts, you know the kind! the bubble farts! hee-hee!
--- the amount of dirt she wipes off her face is staggering. She must not wash; she only wipes every now and then. Absolutely disgusting.
--- french onion dips give Chantal the farts. She ate a lot one time, she started farting all night, and her friend threatened to go home because Chantal's "gas bombs" stunk up the place. She really has no shame, she is unapologetically the epitome of what a deathfat is.
--- Chantal thinks she's gonna be 80 and laughing @ fart jokes...... Yahhhh, she'll totally make it to her 80s guyzzzz.
--- I'm certain she reads Kiwi Farms.... she's doubling down on being disgusting, and in this video she mentions she put her boobs on the table, which is something that has been discussed only a few pages back...
--- shes happy she didn't catch anything even though she's been around colds & flus-----and she chalks it up to taking echinacea. She's soooo good at natural healing & natural remedies. Our gorl is basically a Shaman.
She doesn't do much to get unready because she doesn't do much to get ready . And if she mentions anything about moving out for any reason is a joke.... She can't support herself!!!
Of course she doesn't wash her face. I bet she washes her body with makeup wipes. Imagine the smell of sour body and sweet candy flowers![]()
Here's the new video
It’s always been privateI looked up her Instagram for the first time just now. Has it always been private or did she make it private recently?
And then there is this, which she posted a little after 5AM:
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Knowing how fat her head is, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ended up with sagging skin on her face.
Walking blimps like Chantal get sick all the time. Like all deathfats, her diet is very bad, so she doesn't have any nutrients to support her immune system. Now that she's gone hog wild with woo she won't even take simple precautions like flu shots or vitamin supplements. I'm sure vitamin C tablets are a Class 1 or Class A (depending on which clickbait she reads) carcinogen. I'd like to think that when she inevitably gets the flu, she'll realise that buying organic unicorn semen from WholeFoods to raise your chakra levels is a scam, but we know better than that.View attachment 598412
She is mental, I hope she gets the flu.
Im surprised she's not the type to worry about flu shots causing autism. Not that there would even be, for her in particular, any need to worry. Cant "catch" what youve already got and all that.View attachment 598412
She is mental, I hope she gets the flu.
Damn this convo moves fast, sorry if this sounds :late:.
:powerlevel: I personally know two people (a man and a woman) who lost around 175-200lbs from bypass surgery. :powerlevel: Both where about Chantal's age (mid 30's) when it occurred, and both lost weight over about 18 months. Before weight loss they had a skin similar to Chantal (if you put her dry-as-fuck skin aside) : stretched and smooth, aka no wrinkles. Not very surprising, we all know fat faces are usually quite plump.
After weight loss, they did end with saggy skin but not the kind you find on a belly or legs. Instead they ended with a TON of long and deep wrinkles, around the eyes and all over their cheeks, exactly like the picture below but on younger skin (I'm aware the picture I chose is of an actual older person, but that's the closest I could find without using my friends' pictures) :
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So yeah. They got thin, and they'll live a longer and happier life, but they look 15 years older than their age. So just so she knows : rather she loses the weight or not, Chantal is doomed. She has to choose between staying fat and dying at 40, or look like a raisin.
She'll look nothing close to the photoshopped picture. What a delusional bitch.