Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Depression_Begins said:
Hm. When you factor in Federal, FICA and state taxes along with work expenses (travel, clothing, etc), Chris is roughly netting the exact same income as someone who works a job that pays $45k/year.

That's the starting salary of a CAD drafter.

Chris is literally making the same amount of money this year on donations/tugboat as he would if he had gotten a job with his degree.

No matter how you look at it, it's pretty astounding.
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Funny to think that Chris likely makes more than a lot of the the dipshits that donate to him.
 
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Depression_Begins said:
Chris is roughly netting the exact same income as someone who works a job that pays $45k/year.
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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone bought two more blankets. It's not even the same guy who bought the two blankets last time. What's with CWC merch buyers and paying hundreds for ratty used blankets? :story:

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I'm pretty well convinced that they're dipshit w e e n s who think they're somehow trolling Chris by buying his junk at massively inflated prices. Either that or there are still people out there who feel sorry for him and Barb, which is just as fucking stupid and hilarious.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
I'm pretty well convinced that they're dipshit w e e n s who think they're somehow trolling Chris by buying his junk at massively inflated prices. Either that or there are still people out there who feel sorry for him and Barb, which is just as fucking stupid and hilarious.
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They are EPIK W3EE NING!
 
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On one hand I can't wait for the chargeback disappointment, on the other hand nothing will top him claiming a porn star sent him a ps4 because he was too ashamed to admit he got it on credit.

Also doesn't he already have a Wii U? Why is one on the wishlist? There's also a Hexbox one X despite the fact he already owns a regular one.
 
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The_Doctor said:
"Give me free shit"
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Did anyone screencap what was in the wishlist?

Edit: saw that Amazon archives wish list items. The stuff Chris added today:

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"As long as it is a 32GB Black Model, complete with sensor bar, power cord, controller, HDMI cable, charging dock, and Fully Functional and initial so forths, I’m not picky." :story:
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Did anyone screencap what was in the wishlist?

Edit: saw that Amazon archives wish list items. The stuff Chris added today:

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"As long as it is a 32GB Black Model, complete with sensor bar, power cord, controller, HDMI cable, charging dock, and Fully Functional and initial so forths, I’m not picky." :story:
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"Basic console set is good, or a game/console bundle. But, DO NOT Send me a Switch with Digital Super Smash Bros Ultimate Bundle; I want that game on a physical game card."

Chris is just pissing all over the phrase "beggars can't be choosers"
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Did anyone screencap what was in the wishlist?

Edit: saw that Amazon archives wish list items. The stuff Chris added today:

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"As long as it is a 32GB Black Model, complete with sensor bar, power cord, controller, HDMI cable, charging dock, and Fully Functional and initial so forths, I’m not picky." :story:
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Such feminine and refined taste, he truly is a woman of the new millennium.
 
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I'm allowed to get a little annoyed at Chris, correct?

Okay.

There are many people who need warm clothes, accessible shelter and food to eat and Chris, knowing it is very close to the holidays, practically starts a GoFundMe dedicated to himself.

I sure do hope he doesn't get carried away with his empathy
 
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So... he has a ps4 yet he needs people to buy him an xbox one, a switch AND an obsolete wii u.... and that's just the consoles, he's also begging for transformers in the double in triple digit range.
And to top it all off he's listing requirements the buyer must follow because god forbid getting the 500 gig version instead of a 1tb will just ruin his Christmas.

Don't you have cats, dogs and a mom that you're neglecting enough already?
 
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