Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

:late:What breed is Chubbs. Is he a chihuahua mixed with a Pomeranian?

Also, there's a 550lb+ binge monster lurking around. Is a Crock-Pot full of hot-chocolate the best thing ?

 

[Twinkie]

:late:What breed is Chubbs. Is he a chihuahua mixed with a Pomeranian?

You're correct, Eric talked about it in a vlog not too long ago.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

You're correct, Eric talked about it in a vlog not too long ago.

Thank you! I couldnt recall if they said what Chubbs was or not. He's cute!

 

[Gunslinger]

and a pint of heavy cream

I forgot about the pint of heavy cream. So 6000+ calories, plus a pint of cream and whole bag of mini marshmallows. It's got to be pudding consistency. Eric said it tasted like "liquid smores".

 

[Dutch Courage]

At least they didn't put rainbow sprinkles on top. I am rather surprised none of them thought of it.

 

[Strine]

At least they didn't put rainbow sprinkles on top. I am rather surprised none of them thought of it.

Nah, they're trying to watch their figures and those sprinkles are unhealthy.

 

[Guardsman42]

I can get crockpot recipes for actual moms, who work jobs, and deal with children. Who then need to host fucking holidays, whilst they make an entire meal on top of their normal duties, for 12+ people.

This isn't one of them situations. Also I sitll say they made hot fudge sauce for ice cream. Can some one cite where this recipe is from?

 

[Twinkie]

At least they didn't put rainbow sprinkles on top. I am rather surprised none of them thought of it.

At the very least they should've thrown some cinnamon bears in that bitch

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

At the very least they should've thrown some cinnamon bears in that bitch

No! Don't do that or else necky will start crying again about that aunt while slurping that hot fudge directly from grockbot once she tastes that cinnamon. She seems like she looks for the tiniest things to bring up her dead relatives

 

[Malibougie]

No! Don't do that or else necky will start crying again about that aunt while slurping that hot fudge directly from grockbot once she tastes that cinnamon. She seems like she looks for the tiniest things to bring up her dead relatives

That wasn’t even HER relative! She hijacked that dead lady from Eric!

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[easyaf]

Here is the nutritional information of the hot cocoa for those curious. I did both the straight recipe (plus the sweetened condensed m.ilk) as well as the version Eric said they made (extra chocolate chips and sugar). I didn't include the marshmallows in either of these because I can't be assed to watch the whole video to see how much they put in.

I've just had time to go through the video and see how much worse they made it. They added a whole 10oz bag of marshmallows at the end. So that brings the total to 2 cups m.ilk choc, 1 can condensed m.ilk, 6 cups m.ilk, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup whipping cream, 0.25 cup cocoa powder and some vanilla.

Final version:
6985 cals
1027g carbs
288g fat
123g protein

Nearly 7000 fucking calories in this thing. Even if you take that as 10 servings (which going by how much the amount reduced when they took out 2 cups I don't think it would make it that far), who needs a 700 calorie drink? For the massive mug AL uses -1400 calories I'm guessing for one full big mug. Just crazy.

 

[fat]

7000 fucking calories in this thing. Even if you take that as 10 servings (which going by how much the amount reduced when they took out 2 cups I don't think it would make it that far), who needs a 700 calorie drink? For the massive mug AL uses -1400 calories I'm guessing for one full big mug. Just crazy.

Going by the recipe Eric is using it serves 8, so make that closer to 1000 cal per serving. I also think that even with the added ingredients it is fairly optimistic to think that they will actually divide it into 8ths...

 

[raritycunt]

Ha death by chocolate.

Becky started by introducing her to “chocolate gravy”. They have really upped the dosage here.

Oh yes the chocolate gravy thing they did the day they met was gross, especially as they put it on scones (Americans call them biscuits I believe?).

That wasn’t even HER relative! She hijacked that dead lady from Eric!

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Oh god she’s stealing dead relatives to mourn now.

 

[CindyChafe]

In the Crock pot hot chocolate video... Did anyone else catch Rickie mentioning how he’s making more green bean casserole because it went so fast at Thanksgiving?

And what was it our gorl said was her favorite thing from Thanksgiving?

Oh right, green bean casserole.

Amber, why did you Bogart the green bean casserole? That shit had canned green beans, fried onions and cheese on top. Not the dainty turkey breast and green beans I imagined.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

In the Crock pot hot chocolate video... Did anyone else catch Rickie mentioning how he’s making more green bean casserole because it went so fast at Thanksgiving?

And what was it our gorl said was her favorite thing from Thanksgiving?

Oh right, green bean casserole.

Amber, why did you Bogart the green bean casserole? That shit had canned green beans, fried onions and cheese on top. Not the dainty turkey breast and green beans I imagined.

I liked how the green beans were basically the garnish to cheese and fried onion casserole. lol I think Eric was the one that said it went fast. That dude's the queen of subtle shade. I'd LOVE to know his true thoughts regarding the Elf on the Dead Mom situation.

 

[Anal birth]

Oh yes the chocolate gravy thing they did the day they met was gross, especially as they put it on scones (Americans call them biscuits I believe?).

Anyone have a link to this video?

 

[angelicbitch]

Anyone have a link to this video?

Around 3:55 is where she starts to talk about it

 

[easyaf]

Around 3:55 is where she starts to talk about it

Shit, Becky looks so much lighter in that pic. She was never particularly delicate, but seriously. Someone should do a side by side.

 

[SweetDee]

Wow. She had a neck! Not much of one but it's there. Becky has a really weak chin though, which doesn't help matters any.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Wow. She had a neck! Not much of one but it's there. Becky has a really weak chin though, which doesn't help matters any.

Amber also had a little bit of neck, too. Becky's chin fat is much worst, obviously, but it seems like the more weight Amber gains the more round her face gets. Like fat just grows out all around her face making her head just bigger, and now she looks like that old ass face small meme. Her face used to be proportional when she lost the fabled 89 pounds.