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🍽️ حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility - Massive stalker, fat creepy tranny, trollshielding at olympic level, attention-whore
Thread starter
Thread starter
BE 911
Start date
Start date
Nov 29, 2018
Looking for a warriors death
True & Honest Fan
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When is the smash or pass poll getting added to this thread?
GS 281
Guest
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When is the smash or pass poll getting added to this thread?
Now.
Taylor Mitchell Pickens
Person of Interest
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It takes multiple people to successfully smash my ass.
Sidekick Lives Matter
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Remember that time a cow came to the farms and made us respect them and ended up making themselves look better in the public eye?
* unintelligible retard noises *
True & Honest Fan
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@StarryGreenEyes95 can I get a picture of your boobs to use as my avatar
Remember that time a cow came to the farms and made us respect them and ended up making themselves look better in the public eye?
Didn't that happen with tampon guy? Some cows have proven themselves to be pretty cool despite their eccentricity. It's definitely a rarity though.
Come on, humor the hook
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You are mistaken, this is Kiwi Farms. I think you want Tumblr.
Kiwi Farms World Champion
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Son, have you ever heard of a cow named Chance? Because we have a story to tell you...
Taylor Mitchell Pickens
Person of Interest
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Also, if demand is good I'll unprivate my profile. I doubt there will be demand.
Now kiss my ass.
Remember that time a cow came to the farms and made us respect them and ended up making themselves look better in the public eye?
You mean when I made my account? Yep.
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Asked to be banned on June 5th, 2023
True & Honest Fan
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Why does your ass crack look like an operation scar? That doesn't even look like a normal ass. It looks like you just had a large singular round lumpy mass of a butt and some Mexican doctor just sliced down the middle to try to fix it... and it healed terribly.
I want to bleach and then burn my eyes out after this. jfc.
Asked to be banned on June 5th, 2023
True & Honest Fan
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I want to bleach and then burn my eyes out after this. jfc.
Why do you think his grandmother is blind?
Kiwi of Caring and Fiery Passion
True & Honest Fan
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"I'll upload more embarrassing pictures to prove that I'm not owned".
This guy has to have a humiliation fetish, I just can't imagine anything else at this point.
i am the Last of the Famous International GoodBOYS
True & Honest Fan
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Smash or Pass poll? Awww...
@yawning sneasel I was expecting a Sniff? Y/N poll so we could have a head to head halal panties battleroyale.
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I'm stuck in this fucking chair
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"I'll upload more embarrassing pictures to prove that I'm not owned".
This guy has to have a humiliation fetish, I just can't imagine anything else at this point.
Fuck, I was about to say "Don't thread ban, this is feeding us information."
Then I read this and it's like shit, what if he's
getting off to this? Gross.
Kiwi of Caring and Fiery Passion
True & Honest Fan
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Also, friendly request that once he gets a Person of Interest tag, his avatar gets changed to his most iconic and hilarious picture, namely
Taylor Mitchell Pickens
Person of Interest
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Glad to see so many think I pass as a woman rather than smash. Feelsgoodman
* unintelligible retard noises *
True & Honest Fan
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Glad to see so many think I pass as a woman rather than smash. Feelsgoodman
take a picture of your nipple in your nostrill
Asked to be banned on June 5th, 2023
True & Honest Fan
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Glad to see so many think I pass as a woman rather than smash. Feelsgoodman
This is the first genuinely witty thing you've said so far.
Kiwi of Caring and Fiery Passion
True & Honest Fan
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Glad to see so many think I pass as a woman rather than smash. Feelsgoodman
I'm not sure you even pass as human, let alone a woman.
The Soyest of Boys
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Glad to see so many think I pass as a woman rather than smash. Feelsgoodman
You literally voted "smash" for yourself lmao. You do know that people can see who chose what for polls, right?