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I'm pretty amazed anyone gives him $$ at all (Also annoying to me he says he "earns" money from twitch...When ppl just throw quarters at him like a street performer)

He openly says he provides "free, unedited" khantent; but it's been explained how exceptional his followers are + the sense of community they apparently feel...and the agreed way to worship their Master T-Pose is by giving him $ online

As sparkletor said, any "reward" he sells is the same as any other day - good at least to see this paymetonnes amount drop

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Agentsmith said:
I'm pretty amazed anyone gives him $$ at all (Also annoying to me he says he "earns" money from twitch...When ppl just throw quarters at him like a street performer)

He openly says he provides "free, unedited" khantent; but it's been explained how exceptional his followers are + the sense of community they apparently feel...and the agreed way to worship their Master T-Pose is by giving him $ online

As sparkletor said, any "reward" he sells is the same as any other day - good at least to see this paymetonnes amount drop

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So what will be the difference for his "marathon" now in December?
 
Phil is getting BTFO left right and center, and in some cases from people who really don’t know him. It’s a bit old but I feel it deserves repeating... this is from a tweet where Phil was essentially saying, “I just gave great advice, it deserves a million likes and retweets but won’t even get 100...”

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Also, I’m unsure if it’s really him or not, or if this has been brought up before, but it would appear I stumbled upon ImpotentFagginz’s twitter account. Can anyone tell me if it’s valid?

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Also, I’m unsure if it’s really him or not, or if this has been brought up before, but it would appear I stumbled upon ImpotentFagginz’s twitter account. Can anyone tell me if it’s valid?

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Yeah, his twitter's been around for a bit (I guess he closed his "Emperor" account when he moved on to this current "Omnipotent" account?). It's not like he's exactly hiding. I'm pretty sure it's just not connected to anything interesting, so it doesn't get brought up.

(Also, @WeeblesWobble pointed out in this post that the person is Swagginz' banner picture is Justin Bieber, not Swagginz.)
 
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JamFlowMan said:
He might wear a santa hat
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Maybe he will even simulate niceness again, with blessing poses (thank you, thaaaaank you), desperate smiles which could you let forget he's usually a piece of shit. But experience told us he gave up to be a better person, he even got worse since the Halloween stream, way worse since the BEGmergency last saturday. Because the whole problem isn't him, he did everything correct, the problem stems from the fact he hasn't found the right project yet, so let's start a "new thing" in January. Maybe he has to change something in the background, this could be the problem, let's put up some plushies. The stream-layout, of course, if this looks nice people will donate in masses! Also people will sub and pledge thousandfold during the hardcore-gaming-season because the software is at fault for his current twirling into oblivion.

Or he could save some money and just not be a massive toxic cuck.

Oh yeah, daily reminder (day 8 .) he still hasn't come up with a plan to save his future. Yes, there is an "idea" he received for January. But first of, this wasn't his idea, secondly we don't know what it is, thirdly it's a little bit late and not yet in effect despite he should take actions as early as possible now. And I would love to repeat that: Being nice and not toxic would be an amazing start. But he never learned to be humble, not self-centered and how to treat other people, so it's not part of his personality, therefore my proposal is basically garbage. We speak about the person who mocks his fans for his own annoying bottle rustling in the microphone.
 
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Phil’s whole situation is like a rotten, dying tooth. He keeps debriding the dead portion, throwing on caps and veneers and replacing them the second the one before falls off, etc... However, the problem could be fixed if the dead tooth was simply pulled from the roots.

Phil’s Twitch/YouTube/Patreon are all a rotting tooth. His idea of caps and veneers being sub goals, marathon streams, holiday events, begging, banning trolls, turning off voice chat in every MP game, caving and playing games he doesn’t like and doesn’t want to play, being nice to his fans, coming up with T-shirt designs, selling merchandise, taking out more loans, refinancing his house, etc.

If the infection spreads to the gums it could be deadly if not remedied. Obvious homelessness/bankruptcy are the consequences of not remedying the problem.

The remedy? Getting a job and selling the house. I think the McMansion will go into foreclosure before he ever considers selling and moving back to CT.
 
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thebonesauce said:
Phil is getting BTFO left right and center, and in some cases from people who really don’t know him. It’s a bit old but I feel it deserves repeating... this is from a tweet where Phil was essentially saying, “I just gave great advice, it deserves a million likes and retweets but won’t even get 100...”

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This was his related tweets:

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Has been posted before; but like you said it deserves repeating...
(it was pointed out to him that NO tweet has ever received 10 million 'faves')

With all of D$P's daily lies and story telling; it's easy to forget the actual extent of how deluded his mind actually is. Nice evidence here
 
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Sparkletor said:
Great advice, "pick your battles".

So if you get confronted anywhere besides your safe space run away and hide. In your forum and stream chat, attack people left and right.
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100% correct and v well said!

In addition, after you are in your pseudointellectual North Korean dictator-like safe space, attack people left and right about:

- what their voice sounds like;
- that they follow "detractor talking points";
- that you never do anything wrong;
- that they are below you;
- that the person is jealous of your fame;
- that the person likely lives in their parents basement; and
- that organized & insane trolls have been sent to ruin your 'business' (by tevin)
 
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Let's see - Darksiders, Knights of Hate, Hate Army, Autistic ATMs...okay maybe not THAT one...
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Goutinators.

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Don't get too busy gloating, because you and I both know that Phil will get a decent influx of money around Christmas due to his sad-sack routine continuing to work on the dummies he appeals to. Even so, it's hard to imagine he'll get anywhere near enough, especially after Christmastime. Can only squeeze so much blood from a stone.
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I have the feeling Swagginz will donate/cheer an insanely big amount, just to steal the show and have all the attention. People have rightfully noticed how he has been turning down his donations to a minimum for quite a few months already. I think ever since Tut came along? I think he has been saving up for it, and will probably give more than his previously promised amount of, what, 1000 dollars?
The only real interesting thing would be if Swagginz decides not give anything or keeps us his minimal donations. Now that would give some stuff to think about.

And I agree: I wouldn't be surprised if DSP gets some big bucks during his Chirstam Beg-A-T(h)on from usual loyal donators like Henk Douma, Rob Warren, Infinite_55 etc., and most likely some anonymous donators/regular donators under an undisclosed name.
 
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You can bet Swaggins has been saving all his cash for the Christmas event. When most of us buy gifts for our loved ones, he needs to waste it ON someone who doesn't deserve it just because Swaggins has no purpose otherwise. He probably will think that the pisses off detractors with it but all he does is proving us he's quite a sad person.
 
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one of the things im interested in is how much longer hes going to delude himself into thinking that one day hes going to have thousands of viewers and a bunch of income. to me thats his most delusional thing at the moment imo. aint noone want any of that, and they keep talking about growth. but graphs show his avg viewers spikes alot. but in the end the spikes always get smaller and smaller

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Good stuff from @drgnkiller . Looks like Phil's "new" idea starting in January will be doing yet another thing he swore he would never do. Taking bets on Phil giving a name to his subs? And what would that name be? I'm going with something super stupid like "Welcome to the Dark Syde sub club!"
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HYPOCRISY AT ITS FINEST! new motto he should start saying

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Total November money = $7284.94-$8948.94
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i still cant get over that, imagine making over 7 grand a month at the minimum and crying woe about how much debt youre in. seriously, you have to have a 2nd grade education and mentally disabled to be in debt with that kind of income. it almost doesnt seem real...
 
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You can bet Swaggins has been saving all his cash for the Christmas event. When most of us buy gifts for our loved ones, he needs to waste it ON someone who doesn't deserve it just because Swaggins has no purpose otherwise. He probably will think that the pisses off detractors with it but all he does is proving us he's quite a sad person.
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Am I going slightly mental and mis-remembering or did Mrs Waggins actually say a few months back that he was actually saving up for a huge christmas time donation? I seem to remember it being before the Tut saga when he was in some sort of bit war with another retard.
 
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Thanks again @actually you do gods work.

Its interesting he is down to 6 whales now, swagginz is no longer one he just soapboxes the entire time. I dont think he will tip that much at xmas now, I used to but he not mentioned it for months I honestly think he himself is borderline debt or poor himself. So the whales are; infinite_55, grazydream, creepyspaghetti, jii_el and gc. This is pree bit cap change toowell we saw a bit in late Nov.

His Youtube viewership is down again, he will be near the point he is making 500$ He should realise its done at that point. Kghaleon is the real chsmp here keeping him afloat with gifted subs. Its getting interesting AF
 
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