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Isnt he still owe one dsp tries it?

He did that burger king Halloween burger for that one.

The owed DSP Tries It is a Holiday food item. He had mentioned it being a fruitcake, but that could be subject to change. As per the last one, he'll shave off some time having to actually play games during his 7hr 'marathon' by premiering the owed DSP Tries It during said stream.

Well, everyone is different, some people just have to limit it to poultry/fish most days, some can eat red meat once a day but only small to moderate portions, and some can't handle any meat at all.

I think if his gout was bothering him he'd have been whining about it, so I tend to believe he's been symptom free (that is assuming he actually had gout and didn't just self-diagnose)

Knowing D$P's aversion for visiting a doctor's office, I am going to say his parent's diagnosed his painful big toe as Gout since his Aunt suffered from this as well. Seeing as he often eats Turkey ( one of the purine richest meats outside of organ meat and game )*, drinks alcohol and is self medicating with 'cherry juice' also points to not having gone to see a doctor.
*https://www.arthritis.org/living-wi...s/expert-q-a/gout-questions/food-for-gout.php
 
Meanwhile on TKOH forum, DSP is getting some "Tough love" from his family

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The owed DSP Tries It is a Holiday food item. He had mentioned it being a fruitcake, but that could be subject to change. As per the last one, he'll shave off some time having to actually play games during his 7hr 'marathon' by premiering the owed DSP Tries It during said stream.



Knowing D$P's aversion for visiting a doctor's office, I am going to say his parent's diagnosed his painful big toe as Gout since his Aunt suffered from this as well. Seeing as he often eats Turkey ( one of the purine richest meats outside of organ meat and game )*, drinks alcohol and is self medicating with 'cherry juice' also points to not having gone to see a doctor.
*https://www.arthritis.org/living-wi...s/expert-q-a/gout-questions/food-for-gout.php
what are the odds he doesnt know that turkey is one of the worst meat for gout
 
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"No wonder the reviews of this game are so divisive. Seriously, no wonder! I get it, I totally do!"

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He's like a contrarian that can't commit. Reviews point to mediocre game, he makes a big deal out of it saying they probably rushed it and didn't get it. Plays the games and confirms they were actually mostly right.

Shadow of War gets shit on for MTX and the inflated grind, says they probably don't get it, they're just sensationalizing for clicks. Gets to that point and parrots literally every point everyone else says.

He needs to just shut the fuck up. He's not a reviewer, he's not a critic. He's a dickhead who so desperately wants to be "the guy" people listen to. Ends up just being a parrot for everyone else's opinion.
 
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"No wonder the reviews of this game are so divisive. Seriously, no wonder! I get it, I totally do!"

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Mister "I'm better at games than most game journalists" encounters his first slightly challenging part of today's playthrough (a boss) and gets his ass handed to him.

He's shouting at the tv. Something about dodging and him dying not being his fault.
These are my favorite moments.

He goes from a neutral standpoint of the game when the games handing him medals, trophies, and an easy experience. Almost sounds like he's having fun, and getting cocky.

"Well the games okay, it has some flaws blah blah blah it's a lot better now that I'm stronger and have more abilities..."

to

"WHAT THE FUCK LOOK AT THIS CAMERA, THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS DUUUDE." Whenever the game gives him any slight of challenge.

Edit again I'm bad at this: So that second tweet is literally Phil in a nutshell so his opinion goes right in the trashcan.
 
He's like a contrarian that can't commit. Reviews point to mediocre game, he makes a big deal out of it saying they probably rushed it and didn't get it. Plays the games and confirms they were actually mostly right.

Shadow of War gets shit on for MTX and the inflated grind, says they probably don't get it, they're just sensationalizing for clicks. Gets to that point and parrots literally every point everyone else says.

He needs to just shut the fuck up. He's not a reviewer, he's not a critic. He's a dickhead who so desperately wants to be "the guy" people listen to. Ends up just being a parrot for everyone else's opinion.

If for some reason him being an ignorant manchild gets ruled out, then I would be starting to think that he's got some kind of memory loss issue. I mean, how else can someone shit on reviewers one day, and a mere 5 days later completely agree with the same reviewers without showing any kind of remorse, shame, or the willingness to admit he was wrong? It must be some kind of dementia in its early stage. Yes, it simply must be. It's the only logical explanation.

Right?

Right!?


Please tell me it's dementia! Please!!

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Holy fucking shit, doods. When I looked at the take a sip emote above, it suddenly hit me:

Bad nutrition + alcohol = Korsakoff.

Symptoms

Korsakoff syndrome causes problems learning new information, inability to remember recent events and long-term memory gaps. Memory problems may be strikingly severe while other thinking and social skills are relatively unaffected. For example, individuals may seem able to carry on a coherent conversation, but moments later be unable to recall that the conversation took place or to whom they spoke.

Those with Korsakoff syndrome may "confabulate," or make up, information they can't remember. They are not "lying" but may actually believe their invented explanations. Scientists don't yet understand why Korsakoff syndrome may cause confabulation.

May the Lord have mercy on his soul. :feels:
 
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what are the odds he doesnt know that turkey is one of the worst meat for gout

It depends. If you're talking about wild turkey with the skin and everything, then yeah. If you're talking about 99% fat free ground chicken or turkey cutlets, then no. I have gout and it's basically really lean meat you have to eat and turkey and chicken is the easiest to find.

BTW, I find it hilarious how upset he gets when people bring up his gout. It's really not that big of a deal.
 
The December Patreon goal is awesome! People absolutely loved his first 10 year retrospective, this time it will be twice as good!

Who here watched the 10 year retrospective? Do you remember how awesome it was?

Phil Burnell watching his own 3 part review of Halo ODST. Phil watching random people he used to know play skee ball. Phil watching chat suggested videos and remarking, "This is kind of boring". He did watch the ridicule videos where he shit on people and called them fags. His chat told him the Rambo co-op videos were better than current content. Phil says they were only better because he didn't wear headphones then.

The good stuff is gone. He refused to play the heavy rain clip where he says nigger. He didn't play the whole face reveal video where he specifically told people to click on ads. He said he won't watch anything with Panda in it. He watched the entirety of the godawful project 7. He played a little bit of racist stuff, but he won't play the space Nazi stuff.

What is left for him to watch that would be enjoyable for a viewer?
 
I think if his gout was bothering him he'd have been whining about it, so I tend to believe he's been symptom free (that is assuming he actually had gout and didn't just self-diagnose)

Until April when the "acid level imbalance" became "hereditary" and the fault of his now deceased Aunt ("Thanks Aunt"), it was something that was his fault alone, which is why I think he chooses not to whine about it. There was no "tax attorney in Connecticut ", "new Youtube algorithm", "mentally ill Detractors", his parents that combed his hair in such a way as to cause what at first glance can mistakenly appear to be male pattern baldness, etc. He did something incorrectly, and was punished for it.

And it wasn't even something he can carry with an air of dignity, like a work injury. He ate so much delicious food, his body couldn't handle it. So he shuts up about it.

He's like a contrarian that can't commit. Reviews point to mediocre game, he makes a big deal out of it saying they probably rushed it and didn't get it. Plays the games and confirms they were actually mostly right.

Shadow of War gets shit on for MTX and the inflated grind, says they probably don't get it, they're just sensationalizing for clicks. Gets to that point and parrots literally every point everyone else says.

He needs to just shut the fuck up. He's not a reviewer, he's not a critic. He's a dickhead who so desperately wants to be "the guy" people listen to. Ends up just being a parrot for everyone else's opinion.

The contrarian gain-saying from Phil that I'm aware of has been for this Darksiders 3 playthrough, Shadow of Mordor, and Mighty no. 9. Building on what @SkippyLongbottom said above, it was only Mighty no. 9, the kid's game, that held Phil's positive rating.

What is left for him to watch that would be enjoyable for a viewer?

Well, there is that "Suicide Kings" video that hundreds of thousands of people loved. But Phil's not going to look through old hard drives that haven't been plugged in for 8 years and probably don't even work...
 
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Well, there is that "Suicide Kings" video that hundreds of thousands of people loved. But Phil's not going to look through old hard drives that haven't been plugged in for 8 years and probably don't even work...

This of course brings up the question that has been asked many times previously--why does he bother backing up the videos on HDs when, by his own admission, the older drives may or may not even actually work?
 
This of course brings up the question that has been asked many times previously--why does he bother backing up the videos on HDs when, by his own admission, the older drives may or may not even actually work?

He said it himself "I don't even know what drive it would be on"

It's like having 50k videos across 20 HDD's that almost certainly aren't labeled and recorded is a pointless waste of like, $3k.

It's things like him talking about buying multiple external drives this year (meaning he's paying a premium, not buying high volume HDD's directly- even though a dock is $30 and makes them external) that makes me believe he's broke. Cause he's spending $300+ just on pointless drives he'll never use, for no reason other than to pretend he has a bigboy business.
 
This of course brings up the question that has been asked many times previously--why does he bother backing up the videos on HDs when, by his own admission, the older drives may or may not even actually work?
So he reupload his garbage on another website if he gets kicked off of YouTube or Youtube goes down. So he won't be "forgotten", and also mostly for that sweet money that hopes to make off in a new website.
 
Phil would sooner throw all those hard drives in the garbage than reupload the videos should anything happen to his channel. They're as good as gone and anybody asking him to reupload specific videos when he doesn't even have the hard drives labelled is wasting their time. I honestly think he backed up all of his videos because he found out other content creators did the same thing and he wanted to feel like he was being responsible like a mature human, but of course he half-assed it and doesn't know what videos are on what hard drive, which completely misses the point of backing up your videos. A man so proud of his 50k videos he couldn't be bothered to care about any of them. What a legacy. Brilliant.
 
So he reupload his garbage on another website if he gets kicked off of YouTube or Youtube goes down. So he won't be "forgotten", and also mostly for that sweet money that hopes to make off in a new website.

Proof that he cares more about just being remembered rather being remembered for anything positive. Has all that shit backed up in case something happens or shit gets deleted. Shit got deleted and people asked for it, whether a troll or not and he refuses to even look. Doesn't he label them? Monthly or yearly? Is it just a basket or something full of HDDs? Makes me wonder if he'd actually bother uploading anything if YT did delete all his stuff. We're supposed to believe he'd upload 50k plus vids? But can't go looking for a handful of vids for his fans?

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