Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Second Missing Primarch]

He should literally just start selling them his shit. Then not even bother sending it to them.

You know, there probably is some lunatic out there who would buy Chris's turds. And that makes me sad.

 

[harmacist]

You know, there probably is some lunatic out there who would buy Chris's turds. And that makes me sad.

for an additional $250 hel put it in a football display case

 

[anti SJW]

It's not like Chris is going to need money after NYE, so why should he put in any effort whatsoever?

Is that when the merge is supposed to happen?

 

[Marvin]

Is that when the merge is supposed to happen?

He said it'd happen by the end of the year.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He said it'd happen by the end of the year.

why couldn't it have happened at 2012? That's when an actual supposed apocalypse could have happened

 

[DeathHeat]

He should literally just start selling them his shit. Then not even bother sending it to them.

You talk as though you have seen much.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think the tardbuck paypigs are just getting sick of their money being used up on Dimensional Merge shit.

Chris really has used up most of his good will, in the past people would have probally paid Chris to upload videos of a true and original nature but now most of the time all he does on video is is beg and do requests which is boring, even the Twitch Burnout stream he did a while back was pretty novel in comparison, I guess he could take up video game streaming to make money, it's not like he has a lack of games.

He should literally just start selling them his shit. Then not even bother sending it to them.

Paypal is really good at returning money to buyers these days in dispute cases though, they usually err in favour of buyers over sellers.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I guess he could take up video game streaming to make money, it's not like he has a lack of games.

He tried that back in 2016, after he got his PS4. He did streams of the first Destiny and the Uncharted collection, but he gave up on the idea pretty quickly. He wasn't very good at either game, and he forgot to enable the audio for the Destiny streams and rambled pointlessly while he was playing Uncharted. It felt like watching his Animal Crossing documentary all over again.

 

[Jack Awful]

He tried that back in 2016, after he got his PS4. He did streams of the first Destiny and the Uncharted collection, but he gave up on the idea pretty quickly. He wasn't very good at either game, and he forgot to enable the audio for the Destiny streams and rambled pointlessly while he was playing Uncharted. It felt like watching his Animal Crossing documentary all over again.

Chris could easily make shitty daily videos about pop culture or whatever, monetize them, and make a decent amount of money.
He really needs a wrangler to force him to make those videos consistently and edit all the shit parts out, though.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris could easily make shitty daily videos about pop culture or whatever, monetize them, and make a decent amount of money.
He really needs a wrangler to force him to make those videos consistently and edit all the shit parts out, though.

It's not a terrible idea, but you'd have to find someone with enough patience and tenacity to push past Chris's sheer laziness and get him on something like a normal schedule, and I don't think there's anyone in the world who fits that description these days. Not to mention that Chris probably wouldn't like having editorial oversight.

 

[Mason Verger]

It's not a terrible idea, but you'd have to find someone with enough patience and tenacity to push past Chris's sheer laziness and get him on something like a normal schedule, and I don't think there's anyone in the world who fits that description these days. Not to mention that Chris probably wouldn't like having editorial oversight.

Agreed. Chris can't even stick to things he likes to do. Draws comics for years without making a dime, then people started paying him to do it he gives up. Making medallions?Making ugly amiibos? Same.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He tried that back in 2016, after he got his PS4. He did streams of the first Destiny and the Uncharted collection, but he gave up on the idea pretty quickly. He wasn't very good at either game, and he forgot to enable the audio for the Destiny streams and rambled pointlessly while he was playing Uncharted. It felt like watching his Animal Crossing documentary all over again.

The Burnout stream wasn’t too bad (Well compared to the modern begging videos we get), I guess what people really want to hear is personal vlog updates but I’m extremely doubtful we’ll get them again.

Chris could easily make shitty daily videos about pop culture or whatever, monetize them, and make a decent amount of money.
He really needs a wrangler to force him to make those videos consistently and edit all the shit parts out, though.

Maybe but I dunno, it could get old real quick if it’s just Chris saying things like ‘Yay! I loved this (Insert kids movie/tv show)’ / constantly talking about My Little Pony in his falsetto voice, although the irony of him being a more popular movie reviewer than Cole would be funny.

 

[Marvin]

Maybe but I dunno, it could get old real quick if it’s just Chris saying things like ‘Yay! I loved this (Insert kids movie/tv show)’ / constantly talking about My Little Pony in his falsetto voice, although the irony of him being a more popular movie reviewer than Cole would be funny.

I've always wanted to do this. I want Chris to review every movie Cole reviews, and just watch how a single video of Chris' gets more views than all of Cole's put together. Cole's review would be full of pseudo intellectual nonsense and Chris would just say shit like "hmm yeh, dat girl in tha first scene had a spunky personality, a lot like my character rosechu. Also francois needs to take a chill pill". (because you know Cole's just gonna review pretentious French crap)

And Chris needs to bill himself as "the hottest, smartest film critic in the world".

He'd be career cucking Cole.

 

[Mason Verger]

I've always wanted to do this. I want Chris to review every movie Cole reviews, and just watch how a single video of Chris' gets more views than all of Cole's put together. Cole's review would be full of pseudo intellectual nonsense and Chris would just say shit like "hmm yeh, dat girl in tha first scene had a spunky personality, a lot like my character rosechu. Also francois needs to take a chill pill". (because you know Cole's just gonna review pretentious French crap)

And Chris needs to bill himself as "the hottest, smartest film critic in the world".

He'd be career cucking Cole.

I want to see Chris review Saló now.

"Hmm yeah I can relate to pooping on the floor. Very factual."

 

[Rupin]

I've always wanted to do this. I want Chris to review every movie Cole reviews, and just watch how a single video of Chris' gets more views than all of Cole's put together. Cole's review would be full of pseudo intellectual nonsense and Chris would just say shit like "hmm yeh, dat girl in tha first scene had a spunky personality, a lot like my character rosechu. Also francois needs to take a chill pill". (because you know Cole's just gonna review pretentious French crap)

And Chris needs to bill himself as "the hottest, smartest film critic in the world".

He'd be career cucking Cole.

You should put him up to it.

 

[Mike Hunt]

He tried that back in 2016, after he got his PS4. He did streams of the first Destiny and the Uncharted collection, but he gave up on the idea pretty quickly. He wasn't very good at either game, and he forgot to enable the audio for the Destiny streams and rambled pointlessly while he was playing Uncharted. It felt like watching his Animal Crossing documentary all over again.

You don't have to be good to make money at streaming, you just have to be engaging for your viewers. Plenty of streamers making even just a bit of money from Twitch aren't exactly good at the games they play. They do know how to be self-deprecating about their missteps and lack of skill.

What the heck, even Phil with his arrogant, off-putting nature even as he suck as a gamer is still making money off of Twitch.

I think the biggest problem why Chris won't make money on Twitch is because he doesn't stick to a regular schedule for streams. Otherwise, he already has a crowd willing to at least watch him. Anytime he streams live from his PS4 for his videos, you can quickly see how often the viewer count rises, so there's a ready audience to watch him.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

You don't have to be good to make money at streaming, you just have to be engaging for your viewers. Plenty of streamers making even just a bit of money from Twitch aren't exactly good at the games they play. They do know how to be self-deprecating about their missteps and lack of skill.

What the heck, even Phil with his arrogant, off-putting nature even as he suck as a gamer is still making money off of Twitch.

I think the biggest problem why Chris won't make money on Twitch is because he doesn't stick to a regular schedule for streams. Otherwise, he already has a crowd willing to at least watch him. Anytime he streams live from his PS4 for his videos, you can quickly see how often the viewer count rises, so there's a ready audience to watch him.

You make some good points, but I think that Chris just isn't that engaging as a streamer. His commentary was pretty boring and pointless, and he wasn't even bad enough at the games he was playing for it to be fun watching him get killed over and over.

It's still Chris, of course, so there will be people willing to watch him do whatever, but as you said, he won't stick to any kind of schedule and no one can make him do it.

 

[AnOminous]

You make some good points, but I think that Chris just isn't that engaging as a streamer. His commentary was pretty boring and pointless, and he wasn't even bad enough at the games he was playing for it to be fun watching him get killed over and over.

Someone did a side by side comparison of him streaming a game along with DSP streaming the same game, and Chris played on a harder difficulty and was still better. His "commentary" soon descended into just grunting unintelligibly, whereas people hate watch DSP. About the only real point to watching Chris would be to cringe at the trolls trying to troll him.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Someone did a side by side comparison of him streaming a game along with DSP streaming the same game, and Chris played on a harder difficulty and was still better. His "commentary" soon descended into just grunting unintelligibly, whereas people hate watch DSP. About the only real point to watching Chris would be to cringe at the trolls trying to troll him.

Yeah. I remember that his first Destiny stream got overrun with idiots pretty quickly, which was probably the most interesting part of the whole thing.

Which game was it?

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah. I remember that his first Destiny stream got overrun with idiots pretty quickly, which was probably the most interesting part of the whole thing.

Which game was it?

I forget. It's buried somewhere under the metric tons of DSP content. It was iirc a fairly generic looking FPS.