Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Is Erik a paedo?

  • No, just a emotionally stumped man

    Votes: 376 32.4%
  • Yes, and a scary one at that

    Votes: 268 23.1%
  • I don't even know

    Votes: 518 44.6%

  • Total voters
    1,162
Found this gem on an old sitcomsonline thread warning people of bad tape traders where Erik is mentioned. No idea if the site it's referring to is still around
There are many creepy anti-drug ads out there, and they sometimes scare normal people too. I'm not surprised at all, but being so scared you ask people to cut them out? You can't tell which ad is going to play next....
There is a dead link that mentions a 1991 "sweetheart" named Sandy.
Considering that this is the name of one of his waifus (the girl from Noozles), this is either a coincidence, or it means that he literally thinks she's real.
Someone posted the contents of that page very early on in this thread. Here it is again:
Who Was My 1991 Sweetheart?
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Her Name Was Sandy, She Was My Sweetheart For 430 Days, I Loved Her Since I Met Her, 10 Minutes After I Met Her, I Loved Her, We Played Games, We Had Lunch Just The 2 Of Us.? (Just The 2 Of Us - Will Smith - 1998)We Were A Match, We Were A Pair In The Child "Match Game" (Match Game - Gene Rayburn 1962-69 - NBC; 1973-82 - CBS/Syn; 1983-84 - NBC; Ross Shaffer 1990-91 - ABC; Michael Burger 1998-99: SYN) I Left Her In 1993, She Was Upset, But A Friend's Gotta Go Moving On, We Spent 2 Birthdays, 2 Halloweens, 2 Thanksgivings, 2 Christmases, 3 Summers, 2 Valentine's Days, 2 Easters, & 2 St. Patrick's Days, Out Of A Possible 430 Days, We Were Close To 1 Another For 345 Days, That Was Good, We Sat Next To 1 Another And We "Held Hands" For Those 345 Days, We Played On The Playground For 338 Days Out Of 345, As Well As Others Do It's The Right Thing, I Don't Know When Or If I'll See Her Again, When Me And Patrick Talked About Her We "Passed The Buck" (Pass The Buck - Bill Cullen - 1978) And When We Played Games, I Was On A "Winning Streak" (Winning Streak - 1974 - Bill Cullen) Our Excitement Grew Every Day And We Had A Lot Of Fun, So You See That The 2 Of Us Were Great Friends, In October 12, 1992 I Created My 8 Word Phrase "I Want To Sit By My Friend Sandy" Which Was My 8 Word Phrase I Said Every Day, This 8 Word Phrase Did The Trick.? And The Teachers Put Me By Her, Thanks To My "Wonderful, And Dependable" 8 Word Phrase, Everytime After Playgound I Utter?Out These 8 Words "I Want To Sit By My Friend Sandy" We Sang Silly Songs


The Top 10 Silly Songs Sung By The 2 Of Us
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10. It Is A Legend No One Will Forget
?9. Princess Toadstall
?8. Cave Game
?7. The Capital Of South Dakota Is Pierre (The Capital Of South Dakota Is Indeed Pierre)
?6. Will The Real Tony Barch Please Stand Up?
?5. Stand Up, Stand Up, Walk Around, Walk Around
?4. Super Mario World
?3. No Playground
?2. Friday Night Dance
?1. Triangle Squares *
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Back To My 1991 Sweetheart, Sandy
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For About 250 Days, We Took Each Other's Names And Hung Them Up, We Loved Each Other, I Made My 1992 Phrase On December 9, 1992 "The Excuse Me Of Sandy (In Other Words "Sandy Is Excused")" In Her Days When She Was (3-7) She Sat On The Couch And Watched Cartoons.? I Have Given Sandy Lots Of Hugs, Because I Love Her.? And When I Will See Sandy Again, I Don't Know, We Had 2 "Monster Mashes" (Monster Mash - Buddy Pickett - 1965) Always A Song For Halloween, It's Funny, I Love Halloween As Much As Sandy, As Far As I Know, Sandy Was Not Much Of A Person For Candy, Though Those 2 Words Rhyme.? I Decided To Make A Movie Called "Sandy Heaven Is A Place On Earth" (Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle - 1987) We Had A Great Time Together, And It Was A Fun 6 Eras Of My Life Of Sandy.
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Thanks To Chuck Donegan For The Rainbow Thinline, Thank You For The Kind Permission
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Sandy By Taz: ? 2001 Taz Press, Inc. ? 2001 Erik Mokracek Enterprises, Inc. 2001 EJSter Enterprises, Inc. Erik Mokracek Industries, Inc.?? ? 1972 Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc.

Another new discovery: A story about Peter Pan. This might be innocent enough...
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Wow, what an unexpected way to shove in poop. And I don't think Pokemon existed in the 50's (when Peter Pan was released), and Tinker Bell didn't talk in that movie.
 
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It would have been better if they didn't do the whole poop part. He's perfectly capable of writing stories that don't mention it (like his Power Rangers one).
I'm surprised that he wrote that Power Rangers story. I'm certainly not saying it was any good, but at least it's faithful to the source material and doesn't involve defecation. The VR Troopers story he wrote on the other hand...

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12872474/1/Battle-For-The-Sandwich-Shop

Ok, so this one doesn't involve any pants-shitting either, but still...
 
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I'm surprised that he wrote that Power Rangers story. I'm certainly not saying it was any good, but at least it's faithful to the source material and doesn't involve defecation. The VR Troopers story he wrote on the other hand...

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12872474/1/Battle-For-The-Sandwich-Shop

Ok, so this one doesn't involve any pants-shitting either, but still...
At least he added four more lines....but not a major change.

And here's what I assume is the best out of the fanfics he wrote, since it's well-written for the most part, aside from grammar errors and repeating that the teacher's dad died and the part about liking bus engines. It also has no pooping.

He also has some more images posted, just in time for the holidays!
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And since Amber, who was in some of his newest images, is also one of his waifus and since it hasn't been posted yet, here's the Care Bears episode in which she appears.
 
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And since Amber, who was in some of his newest images, is also one of his waifus and since it hasn't been posted yet, here's the Care Bears episode in which she appears.
I haven't watched Care Bears since Kindergarten so that theme song really took me back (my favorite character was the cat who had a non-speaking role in that episode). That said that was one of the episodes that would've had me calling out the whole "everyone can be a champ if you just try and practice" message. Even when I was three I knew if you didn't have the raw talent, or any talent at all, no matter how hard you practiced it would never be enough.

It still has better pacing than Sylvanian Families though, which took way too long introducing characters and setting things up.
 
I haven't watched Care Bears since Kindergarten so that theme song really took me back (my favorite character was the cat who had a non-speaking role in that episode). That said that was one of the episodes that would've had me calling out the whole "everyone can be a champ if you just try and practice" message. Even when I was three I knew if you didn't have the raw talent, or any talent at all, no matter how hard you practiced it would never be enough.

It still has better pacing than Sylvanian Families though, which took way too long introducing characters and setting things up.

Sylvanian Families reminds me of "Maple Town", another show that was an anime adoption that had animal characters living together. Which I thought Taz was into that. I never knew of Sylvanian Families existing. Seemed way overly obscure.

There were two Carebears cartoons. One made by DiC that had some crude animation, Brightheart's muzzle being coloured brown and over use of old anime sound effects. Then the corny Nelvadia version with more "kid of the day" stories, one off stories with Hugs and Tugs or "life lessons" stories told by Grammy Bear. I think Erik latches onto the latter Carebears Cartoon.

Another new discovery: A story about Peter Pan. This might be innocent enough...
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Wow, what an unexpected way to shove in poop. And I don't think Pokemon existed in the 50's (when Peter Pan was released), and Tinker Bell didn't talk in that movie.


I think this could be based off the old Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirate's cartoon, which was more faithful to the books than the Disney one was. Tinkerbelle spoke in it and was more like a bitchy Valley Girl. Never remembered the youngest Darling family member being a "Dragon". He never turned into one in the cartoon.
 
Is it bad I feel bad for him? His fanfics remind me of Travis 2017's styled fanfics in a strange way. Just Erik doesn't have pointless chapters of characters taking bathes.
 
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This thread has devolved into people unironically sperging about cartoons aimed at literal toddlers lmao
I'm not trying to. It's more about trying to understand why Erik uses pictures of certain cartoon kids to sperg with. I wouldn't have known the boy in overalls or the ballerina girl were from Care Bears until someone mentioned it because I haven't thought about (let alone watched) Care Bears since I was young. I wouldn't have guessed the tipi shirt kids were Care Bears characters if no one had said the previously mentioned boy was. I never even heard of Sylvanian Families before Erik was first brought up on this site.
 
I think this could be based off the old Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirate's cartoon, which was more faithful to the books than the Disney one was. Tinkerbelle spoke in it and was more like a bitchy Valley Girl. Never remembered the youngest Darling family member being a "Dragon". He never turned into one in the cartoon.
I'm guessing that it's either based on this episode, or he shoehorned it in there just to make a scat joke.
 
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I'm not trying to. It's more about trying to understand why Erik uses pictures of certain cartoon kids to sperg with. I wouldn't have known the boy in overalls or the ballerina girl were from Care Bears until someone mentioned it because I haven't thought about (let alone watched) Care Bears since I was young. I wouldn't have guessed the tipi shirt kids were Care Bears characters if no one had said the previously mentioned boy was. I never even heard of Sylvanian Families before Erik was first brought up on this site.

Erik is a sped who thinks he's a little kid and therefore enjoys the company of little kids, real or animated. Whether or not you can recall what happens in Care Bears has no relevance to that.
 
Come to think of it, half of the thread had little to due with Erik at this point. When I feared the Class-X stuff would derail the thread, I guess I was right to fear that.

At this point, Erik's a-logs seem more interesting than he, himself. With Erik, you already know what to expect at this point since he basically makes the same kind of artwork to ad-nauseam. His a-logs on the other hand, seem to have some pretty interesting stuff to hide. That essentially makes Erik a pretty good honeypot for other spergs, almost as good as OPL.
 
At this point, Erik's a-logs seem more interesting than he, himself. With Erik, you already know what to expect at this point since he basically makes the same kind of artwork to ad-nauseam. His a-logs on the other hand, seem to have some pretty interesting stuff to hide. That essentially makes Erik a pretty good honeypot for other spergs, almost as good as OPL.

He's an enigma. I will admit. He's more tame than let's say Dev Cat scratch.
 
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