Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Ravenor said:
No he is here, he is here in your hearts an minds children of Terra, you may not see him but he is here holding your hand guarding you as is his plan you may die today but he still shepards your soul, Ave Imperator!
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I knew he was here. Woke up as a Thunder Warrior this morning. I can't fit into the elevator at work anymore, but at least I've got these cool sunglasses!

Guardsman42 said:
Guys, I need to go get spinal X-rays done today.

If the Merge happens when I'm being X-rayed, what are the medical rammifcations? Like, did Chris address the effects of X-rays on The Merge?
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This will be the greatest crossover fanfic material ever.
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BeanBidan said:
Kind of reminds me of a older head I used to know since highschool. After years of doing drugs and shit, the last time i hung out with him. He wasn't even coherent. If you talked about something he'd be talking about something completely different.
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He reminds me of someone I remember who did way too much acid for way too long and was just utterly fucked up. He was nearly unintelligible and it was like he was looking straight through you. He ultimately got mostly back to normal but it took years of sobriety and for a lot of that time he was foul smelling, never bathed, and had crypt breath and did nothing but chain smoke cigarettes.

I could see Chris really losing it when Barb dies especially if all he has left are his weird pony fantasies.
 
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AnOminous said:
He reminds me of someone I remember who did way too much acid for way too long and was just utterly fucked up. He was nearly unintelligible and it was like he was looking straight through you. He ultimately got mostly back to normal but it took years of sobriety and for a lot of that time he was foul smelling, never bathed, and had crypt breath and did nothing but chain smoke cigarettes.

I could see Chris really losing it when Barb dies especially if all he has left are his weird pony fantasies.
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TBH that sounds like me during my hermit years although i suffer from intense social anxiety I try to keep hygiene in the mix for when I talk to myself. But with Chris it's different. I'm not sure if its possible for him to go anymore psychotic than he is.
 
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Finally, an accurate representation of Chris.

Nice Trump jab with the pokemon at the bottom, Chris. I'm sure no one else has thought of that before.
 

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Chrus Chundlur said:
I always love when he thinks he's being clever and subtle while being an obvious and transparent moron that wouldn't fool a 5 year old.
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The veiled compliment of "she differs in physical appearance but is still in as fair of shape as Scarlet was" and Chris imploring everyone to support Scarlet is peak dimensional merge Chris.

Ghostbeater said:
I think he did that a couple of times before if i remember right
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