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I think his wedding talk is tied into both his need to mimic what he sees as a "successful life" and his clear fixation on in-game achievements and trophies.

There's a checklist in his head of things "real adults" do and one of those is get married. This is the ONLY reason I could see him wanting to get married.
I think "marriage" is this years "moving ma girl in." Last fundraiser he had to save the house to move in his soulmate. This year he needs to save the house so he can marry the soulmate. These moron kids don't understand true love can be ruined by losing one of your two condos. Anyone who thinks your soulmate would actually stick around for better or worse need to grow up and live in the real world.
how awkward would reception discussions be with sidella?
Would he be wearing his Sora cosplay?
 
Holy goddamn I just finally listened to the Wolverine toy story. He actually told the story like that. Like he reminded me of when I was like 8. I fucking apologized to my mom as in like high school when I remembered it.

But, I'm not an adult like Phil is I guess. Maybe once I start begging children for money.
 
Yeah, either Pigroach is doing it to try and latch on to his trophy girl harder and save a non-relationship like he did with Leanna, it's a scam for tax purposes since married folks get benefits, she's convincing him so she can collect alimony for him due to her gold digger history, or it's to add to his "big boy" collection (including sobbing about big boy responsibilities and his big boy schedule and his big boy house) that he uses to try and make himself look better than other people despite being a spineless and pathetic manchild.

Note that love doesn't factor in at all in any of my hypotheses.
 
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why is he even watching another stream?
He doesn't watch other streamers. The only possibility is that he went to the page, paused the stream, then shat on it in chat.

It's a complete coincidence that he stopped being an asshat when the people on stream told him to. He couldn't have heard them because he wasn't watching the stream.
 
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Okay, wtf. It's really him.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/343177833 > start at 2:03:00, and you can click his name in the chat replay and see that it links to his actual Twitch account.

Phil is a weird man.

Well, I mean he does regularly host that channel. IDK if the person is a donator to Dave or not but this relationship isn't news. The modship is news though. I'm surprised anyone would give Dark power in their chat. We all know exactly what he's going to do.
 
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