DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Destro1986]

When the person performing the ceremony gets to the "if anyone has any reason these two shall not be wed, forever hold your peace," Viscant will leap from the shadows, deliver a stone cold Viscant stunner, marry the horse, and bathe in Coors. And that's the bottom line, cause Vis-cant said so.

No that's when the SoK unveil themselves as the caterers

 

[ZehnBoat]

She already has him the balls though?

if they aren't wed there would be a breaking point where phil would let his ego eat a bullet and admit it wasn't working out, then air kat's dirty laundry to help his hurt ego

but if they WERE married, not only has phil put credence into SOULMATES but MARRIAGE. if they got married phil would tell everyone and would emphasize it too, so now he would have TWO things that would hurt him in the end if she left. not to mention the divorce would be a mess, kat can hold that over his head. unlike if they weren't married where phil can just snort and pick up another whore gold digger soulmate

When the person performing the ceremony gets to the "if anyone has any reason these two shall not be wed, forever hold your peace," Viscant will leap from the shadows, deliver a stone cold Viscant stunner, marry the horse, and bathe in Coors. And that's the bottom line, cause Vis-cant said so.

i would want tevin to burst into the church...
... then just take a seat and pull out a camera

 

[Schmeckel]

i would want tevin to burst into the church...
... then just take a seat and pull out a camera

Only if it's accompanied by the Undertaker's *gong* and directly followed by the Tevin shtreem "GET 'EM OUTTA HERE" before the almighty one finds his seat.

No that's when the SoK unveil themselves as the caterers

Fuck.

"It was me, Phil! It was me all along!!!"
- Fred Fuchs (Probably)

Edit: To avoid double posting while on mobile.

 

[Destro1986]

if they aren't wed there would be a breaking point where phil would let his ego eat a bullet and admit it wasn't working out, then air kat's dirty laundry to help his hurt ego

but if they WERE married, not only has phil put credence into SOULMATES but MARRIAGE. if they got married phil would tell everyone and would emphasize it too, so now he would have TWO things that would hurt him in the end if she left. not to mention the divorce would be a mess, kat can hold that over his head. unlike if they weren't married where phil can just snort and pick up another whore gold digger soulmate


i would want tevin to burst into the church...
... then just take a seat and pull out a camera

C'mon guys.

Clearly Tevin is the DJ/Making their wedding video with commentary

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

C'mon guys.

Clearly Tevin is the DJ/Making their wedding video with commentary

He would bust through the doors and point towards the current DJ and you’d hear his GETEM OUTTA HERE clip, then he would sit down at the booth, give Phil a thumbs up and say “Allow me, Dark”

 

[Sparkletor]

All I have to say is that the more attention you bring to any sort of autistic audit (which will never happen) the more attention you bring to DSP which in turn brings more attention to the 16k figure and will inevitably flag someone with plenty of shekels to spend come Christmas season.

(I don't want to derail this thread, I'm just making a point that I feel is valid and worthy of people that frequent this subforum to take in)

Even if a miracle happens and Phil gets 16k and pays off his credit cards, he's still fucked. The 16k number is a debt he has to pay in the future. Right now he claims that he is overdrawn every month waiting for his Twitch money.

Just like the Tut gift subs, a boatload of money will be a short term fix that has long term negative repercussions.

What is more likely, Phil gets 16k, clears up his debt, learns from this, and makes smarter financial decisions in the future, or Phil gets 16k and blows it on something retard.ed?

If Kat is really a gold digger as some suspect, DSP would spend a good chunk of that money on her.

 

[actually]

He was able to beat the final boss. He had previously called the person who said he could do this at his level an idiot. Multiple people in the chat called him out on it but he ignored it. He banned one person for saying "who was that idiot who said it could be done by level 70?" and that was the end of that meme.

Important to note as well that the "puzzle" was to do what the game had told him to do and use the "Super Sword of Light" to get rid of the shadows on the final boss. At which point the game went from "FUCKIN' STOOPID" to "fun and challenging, you guyz!".

Even if a miracle happens and Phil gets 16k and pays off his credit cards, he's still fucked. The 16k number is a debt he has to pay in the future.

And if he gets that $16k, he'll have to pay tax on it anyway. Remember how the Christmas 2017 miracle begathon caused him to have to pay $4k more in taxes (allegedly)? Imagine what $16k would do to the poor snort-hound.

 

[Dragoonism]

I dunno, having a hundred lurking guest accounts doesn't make it look popular and active. You'd want posts for that.

I think the forums just create a new guest account for everyone who goes to the site, and maybe even duplicates for the same person if they reload the page.

Doubt it is Phil doing, so it is probably just another short sighted fan again.

Didn't someone have screencaps showing 150ish users before the Tevin bots? I think I downloaded them off Twitter. Unless the Tevin botting started earlier than I thought. View attachment 607408 View attachment 607409 View attachment 607410 (Don't know how to search for files on the threads so I can't confirm when these were posted)

There are no "admins" on the forum beyond Dark, so again I just don't see the benefit to botting the forums with guests. I'm more inclined to believe people linking to forum posts leads farmers there and they show up as guests. People using VPNs may also show up as duplicates each time they reload.

The earliest i have are from mid november.

 

[Adamska]

He said Dragon Quest 5 is his favorite, but he doesn't really remember that one.

He played 1-6, but wait, his cousin had one of them. He only played through them once so he doesn’t really remember. Maybe it was 4-6? I dunno, I don’t know if he played them.

Awww... Pigroach is pretending he played other games in the sad and pathetic attempt to pretend that he knows dick about this game series at all, most likely to biggen himself up in front of the pig cult. Just like when he lied about Pokemon (female Gyarados in Blue my ass), and just like when he lied with Dragonball (Yeah, Raditz is totes Original Vegeta dude).

He needs to stop doing this; there's literally no benefit pretending this shit at all.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Holy shit! This is an epic fucking intro dood. My morning just got started and I see already:

• He says he prefers "DSP" or "Phil" because "Dark" is a detractor meme. You know, like in DARKsydephil
• Rants about Nintendo and their $20/month fee for online accessibility because he only reads the first 3 words of any article and calls it a day (it's 20 for the entire year)
• He abuses mod status and insults people ("Direct insults are not allowed. Lol idiots"), in a tournament and gets SLAUGHTERED by stream and chat, gets his mod privileges removed. He basically went in the stream, banned 2 people and ran away as soon as he noticed he's outside of his pink bubble where people won't follow his delusions

So if someone thinks Dave will change or has changed since the toxic past: I'm sorry to inform you, but the same swamp monster was always in the same swamp. He will never change.

 

[Agentsmith]

I know it's been said before, but his use of exclamation marks is quite strange / comical...

I mean:

- 'Wednesday is my day off!'

- '...help with my upcoming financial challenges!'

Does he think these things are exciting or something?

Also embarrassing to call taxes "financial challenges".

The way he dealt with his 'financial challenges' last year was (allegedly) put $10k on his credit card...

Ridiculous (& embarrassing to admit publicly while requesting ppl donate $16k to him); but why not just do the same again? Get another credit card.

 

[Sparkletor]

So Dark will be doing 4 fundraisers in December. Now if you look real hard, these fun events are the same exact things that he sets as sub goals. A "marathon" of throwaway games.

So if his sub goals and his fundraisers are the same thing he is telling us if enough people give him money he will hold a begathon for more money.

Also if not enough people give him money he will get desperate and do a free marathon to raise funds.

Sub goals and Patreon goals are meaningless if they will happen regardless of hitting the goal or not.

4 fundraisers in December. #fundraisember

 

[Destro1986]

Doubt it is Phil doing, so it is probably just another short sighted fan again.


The earliest i have are from mid november.
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So I looked at the files and it says I downloaded them Nov 2nd, so at least that far back there were people noticing the crazy number of guests on the forums.

 

[samovski]

So Dark will be doing 4 fundraisers in December. Now if you look real hard, these fun events are the same exact things that he sets as sub goals. A "marathon" of throwaway games.

So if his sub goals and his fundraisers are the same thing he is telling us if enough people give him money he will hold a begathon for more money.

Also if not enough people give him money he will get desperate and do a free marathon to raise funds.

Sub goals and Patreon goals are meaningless if they will happen regardless of hitting the goal or not.

4 fundraisers in December. #fundraisember

I don't know about anyone here but I can't wait. I'm looking forward to him trying his hardest to avoid calling it what it is. Most people, when told you can't do a fundraiser for yourself (probably the 1st on Twitch to have to be told this) would drop it. Instead he's trying to be sneaky about it. I just hope someone will keep track of them and how much they make. He can not put a tally up but he can't really hide the actual amount from people paying attention.

If he doesn't make $16k more than usual, I expect actual tears come the new year. I want to see this soy boy on his knees with tears in his eyes and begging for help. Otherwise, and I don't want to be controversial here, but I'm going to have to assume he's been lying to us.

I know, I know, hard to wrap your heads around. But I think I've cracked the code.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

But Phil, the Seattle Air would fix your father's back!

 

[RobVC3]

Otherwise, and I don't want to be controversial here, but I'm going to have to assume he's been lying to us.

He's got to have been lying to everyone at this point. Nothing he's doing adds up to his reactions toward taxes, bills, etc.

You don't just let your tax debts get this big by now and don't have the gov just start yank it straight from your wages. Im pretty sure overdrafts 2 months in a row have declines showing, or the bank being like, wtf are you doing?

You def don't take time off when your this much in debt willingly. Not to mention his income is slowly draining away. Just look at Patreon. I know people have been keeping track and his streams aren't really making near as much as he used too. I haven't seen many huge bit cheers or tips larger than 20 bucks, not to mention his top tips/cheers of the stream haven't been that much by the end of the stream.

Its going to be the same thing as always as he somehow magically is alright with no proof to show of it.

I just hope it's something of a good shit show till the next saga begins.

 

[KwalityKantent]

https://twitter.com/theycallmedsp/status/922788414352588800

Did anyone ever figure out what this meant

 

[Kermit the Frog]

https://twitter.com/theycallmedsp/status/922788414352588800

Did anyone ever figure out what this meant

It means Dark has a drinking problem.

In other lonely old man news, Dark was up late at night by himself watching TV (again) and suddenly realized he could save some money every month by changing his plan since he only watches WWE. No shit. The best part is that of course he couldn't be bothered to do any of this research and decide what's best for him by himself. Literally every moment of his life he has to have his hand held.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1070233811017814016

 

[Wurstbrot]

So Dark will be doing 4 fundraisers in December. Now if you look real hard, these fun events are the same exact things that he sets as sub goals. A "marathon" of throwaway games.

People's wallets are like videogames:
Each time you start a new fundraiser the NPC-pigs get their money replenished. Does he seriously try to cheese real life at this point?

 

[kamekmagik]

I hate that Phil says all he was trying to do was advertise Nintendo's products but they wouldn't let him

He knows that's bullshit, all he wanted was to make money off of artists' hard work. Take a straight forward game like Kirby Star Allies for example. Hundreds of musicians and artists. Every song was composed from scratch... every enemy and character was meticulously drawn and then transformed into 3D. Animators had to bring these characters to life in a game with no voice acting. Every detail in the background and environment was made by an artist. A small team worked on the UI alone to make sure it was user friendly and visually appealing. Level designers I would also argue also are a type of artist.

I'm probably missing half the jobs a big game takes

Then Phil calls his awful commentary transformative, and calls himself an artist over actual art. Then he tries to make it seem like he was doing Nintendo a favor, all he wanted was to advertise their game for them dude! I'm sure he really boosted Super Mario Odyssey's sales