For a man with a ten year legacy, I'll give it my all.
Is paying $50 a month to watch wrestling more expensive than not doing that?
No. In fact you'd use the money for something else that might be even more expensive, like 100$ instead. So paying 50$ for a wrestling channel means that you have saved up 50$. Fact.
Is it cheaper to drink tap water instead of bottled water?
While bottled water seems to be more expensive at a first look, drinking tap water would lure you in to drinking more and more tap water with time given, raising your water costs, which are quite expensive utility costs in Renton. I wouldn't recommend it. Also, the bad water quality may make your gout come forth again.
Also is it cheaper to buy a can of coffee instead of Kick start energy drinks everyday?
Now you're being silly. Of course a can of coffee is much more expensive. The delivery costs for one delivery from your preferred coffee shop alone will cost you more than ten drives to your local best buy, picking up those delicious Kickstarters. Left alone the costs for the coffee itself. Also, you would have do deal with the delivery boy at the door, who might even be a detractor. Stay away!
I own dozens of cool video game and movie related graphic tee shirts, should I buy more for no reason?
For no reason? No. But if you have a reason (depression, too little ogre sex, no ogre sex, too much ogre sex, ogre sex, gin gone (because of ogre sex), boredom, too much money at hand, just can afford it), go on and buy to your heart's content.
I'm balding and seldom shower. When I do, I just slick back my greasy hair. Should I invest in a $20 pair of clippers or continue to travel out of town to see my personal hair stylist when I need a trim.
In fact you should have your coiffeur come over to your house and not the other way around. It's what all famous people do to show others they are successful.
I'm not a very good cook. Is it cheaper to learn how to cook or pay for Schwan's premium frozen dinner home delivery?
You don't have the time to cook, so I see little to no alternative there. But maybe you could use the delivery service of your local fast food temples? It would match the frozen dinner prices, but would also be much more healthy, as this would be healthy, freshly made food and not unhealthy processed food that stayed god knows how long in cold storage. Real talk.
I love mobile games and hate not winning. How many hundreds of dollars is considered appropriate to spend on phone games while you beg for money?
As much as your supporters can afford. Pro-tip: ask them for google play card codes on top of their regular donations.
How many empty condos is too many?
For a grown up man there isn't such a thing as having too much girlfriends, gin bottles, useless gimmicks, greased water closets or empty condos. Always remember: your today empty condo may be a shelter for those in need another day. Especially if those means you.
How many internet lines?
Landlines? One for business, one for private use, one as backup for the business line. No backup for the private line - that would be wastefullness.
Hope I could be of help. Keep up the good fight.
