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I'm just curious...

We've been hearing for over a year now about how Kat is Phil's "soulmate" and how "in love they are" and how dedicated to Phil's life she is.

But all this information has been from the pig...

Have we ever actually heard ANY of these things straight from the horse's mouth??

I can't think of a single time we have.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
I'm just curious...

We've been hearing for over a year now about how Kat is Phil's "soulmate" and how "in love they are" and how dedicated to Phil's life she is.

But all this information has been from the pig...

Have we ever actually heard ANY of these things straight from the horse's mouth??

I can't think of a single time we have.
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Pretty sure Panda at least said it once in a while.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Pretty sure Panda at least said it once in a while.
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Imagine it's not terribly difficult to bamboozle your average American minor into thinking they love you when you have money, a car and a minor amount of internet notoriety.

Pandaree is probably an outlier.
 
Would you rather have DSP or Boogie as a roommate. Serious food for thought.


Anyways, I'm not sure where the marriage rumors are coming from, though I haven't been following the streams at all recently. But, considering he only offered to marry Leanna because she forced him to, I doubt he marries Kat.

And speaking of Kat, do we think she'll be around for the Christmas Eve podcast/whatever the fuck? Phil seems to waffle on whether she will or not, probably having trouble convincing her after last time. I hope she does, maybe she'll actually say more than 10 words the whole time. I want to believe she's not a nonverbal autist.

But honestly, the thing I miss the most is still Cooking with the King. Why not monetize that as s a reward? Easy dosh. At least until he fucks it up by either being an extra buffoon or taking it too seriousl.
 
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1. "Minimum effort, maximum reward."

2. Phil clearly wants to limit how often anyone sees his home, probably because it fucks with his narrative. He clearly doesnt pay attention to shit, so he doesnt want to chance to accidentally tip the house of cards over, knowing detractors will analyze every frame.

Eventually, I think the reason will legit be because he's becoming a Snorlax tier hoarder.
 
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Get a job
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You are an immature child. I have the best job in the world: getting paid for playing shitty videogames that you little turds have to pay for, ok? Stings doesn't it? Right. Ack-Ack-Ack! Well, I also have my beautiful soulogre helping me out in times of need, ok? So why would I even NEED a job, right? In short: you are WRONG and now you are blahked. But thanks for the money dummy. Ack-Ack-Ack!
 
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Although the wrestling-sim-videos are pretty much the only time where Dave genuinely seems to enjoy doing his job.
So I give him a little slack in that regard.

But yeah, compared to other Wrestling-YouTubers, Dave is still the lowest of the low.

Dave's "Royal Rumble" last year:

Denk's Royal Rumble:

DIfference like night and day.
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Please don't use that annoying dudebro faggot Chris Denker as an example.
 
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Would you rather have DSP or Boogie as a roommate. Serious food for thought.
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Roommate? Not even just flat-/housemate but roommate? I'd prefer to go homeless instead.

No, real talk. I'd go with DSP, because everytime he'd dare to do or say something stupid, he simply would get a beating. Either he copes with that and changes his antics or he moves out in order to avoid the smackings. Problem solved. As for the smell, well that's what car refreshers were invented for.

Wouldn't mind to go roommate with Leanna or the soulhorse though.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Would you rather have DSP or Boogie as a roommate. Serious food for thought.


Anyways, I'm not sure where the marriage rumors are coming from, though I haven't been following the streams at all recently. But, considering he only offered to marry Leanna because she forced him to, I doubt he marries Kat.

And speaking of Kat, do we think she'll be around for the Christmas Eve podcast/whatever the fuck? Phil seems to waffle on whether she will or not, probably having trouble convincing her after last time. I hope she does, maybe she'll actually say more than 10 words the whole time. I want to believe she's not a nonverbal autist.

But honestly, the thing I miss the most is still Cooking with the King. Why not monetize that as s a reward? Easy dosh. At least until he fucks it up by either being an extra buffoon or taking it too seriousl.
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If you watch her vids on her gaming channel that "doesn't exist", that Kat and DSP's Kat are two completely different people.
 
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Is everybody looking forward to the exciting opportunity to help Phil with his upcoming financial situation?

This guy. This guy. I may have to take a step back so I don't waste my time getting genuinely angry. I can't believe how utterly deluded he is about his own accountability for his problems.

Also: his plans to refinance the house. He wants to keep doing exactly what he's doing for another 2 years so that he can hopefully refinance the house and shuffle his debts around. Then what? That's the START of his plans to pay off his debt, not the end. Then he has, essentially, another mortgage to start from scratch. How do you pay for that, Phil? Keep playing videogames on Twitch in your 40s? How about in your 50s?
 
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I am NOT a childrens entertainer

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Phil tells a pretty fake story about how he fell asleep on the couch and Kat came downstairs to call him to bed. He wakes up startled, jumps up and his old man unfit ass gets dizzy and twists his knee or something. "Funny" story.

EDIT: during this storytime, he emphasizes that he cancelled PSVue and got Hulu instead, with Kats free trial.
 
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DSP just informed us that he hurt himself last night. He pulled a muscle in his knee standing up off the couch after he fell asleep on it...

So you’ll have to excuse him if he’s a bit slow moving today.

Old man Phil.
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Edit: damn ninja’d
 
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