Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Ava_Merlot]

The mysterious Cooch Glue Gang should've superglued her hand over her mouth.

Can someone make a transcript of the video? I can barely understand what shes saying

 

[Popoto]

I wandered into this thread randomly and now I regret everything.

This person just sounds way too stupid to be a munchie, and more like she's too stupid to properly care for herself.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Not stupid. Well, maybe stupid. But primarily batshit fucking insane.

 

[SpaceAce]

The post from the lolcow munchie thread suggesting Kelly have her own thread literally came from her own phone.
Kelly built this whole house, we just put up the wallpaper.

If you stop poisining your cat and pick up your cult lie again, Kelly, we'll give you all the delicious attention you crave.

 

[Pe0plesuck]

Are you a young girl or an old lady, Kelly? Make up your mind. You can't be both.

Also, may I remind you that you're the one who posted your poorly doctored medical documents and abuse photos on Lolcow. You're the one who posted horrific comments about yourself. "Self bully lol", remember? You're the one who started it, and you're the one who has continued it every single time it's died down. The only reason you're not posting on Lolcow anymore is because your posts get deleted immediately.

You've been led to believe I have been conversing with myself. Simply not true. Also, any picture anyone posts to social media is for attention. The doctors notes you think are doctored... Again just a curve in the shape that the dark ppl on the internet has given me. Someone above said I have a bf. Nope. I don't even know where this all comes from. One person who was being an AH said feces, and then suddenly that is the absolute conclusion. It's entertaining at this point to see "what I'm doing" because it's impossible and comical. I let go of the past and what I posted. I had my reasons. Now over 2 years later you assume all I do is wk my own ass. I dont know who is admin etc. But if you look at the whole of Lol cow and here, I'm sure you can see it's run by dishonest ass holes.

The post from the lolcow munchie thread suggesting Kelly have her own thread literally came from her own phone.
Kelly built this whole house, we just put up the wallpaper.

If you stop poisining your cat and pick up your cult lie again, Kelly, we'll give you all the delicious attention you crave.

You pick the wallpaper and put it up .ill continue the way I do in Instagram, and you can decide to give me attention or not.
Love kelly and Chompy

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

She's got a pulse and she's on instagram. Of course she's got thirsty orbiters. Probably also of the white knight variety who think that they can "save" her.

Would it make me a cynical cunt to ask if their is also a patreon? Gotta get those beta buxxx

 

[SpaceAce]

It's entertaining at this point to see "what I'm doing" because it's impossible and comical. I let go of the past and what I posted. I had my reasons. Now over 2 years later you assume all I do is wk my own ass. I dont know who is admin etc. But if you look at the whole of Lol cow and here, I'm sure you can see it's run by dishonest ass holes.
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You pick the wallpaper and put it up .ill continue the way I do in Instagram, and you can decide to give me attention or not.
Love kelly and Chompy

Well, enlighten us! What are you doing to your own legs? I know you'll say "nothing" despite already admitting you're insane and a liar, but honestly I'm thinking at this point you just have a hard time keeping up with your own lies (remember, a lot of our info is stuff you posted yourself) rather than pure malice.
Also I can't speak for cow, I only browse there on occasion but I can say with good authority that this place is actually quite excellent at documenting the truth as we know it from a cows own words and actions and then speculating thereon, rather than baselessly theorizing.
In classic munchie and professional victim form, you lay all your own traps, set them off and then cry that it's everyone else's fault.
And we just watch, and laugh.
Preemptive F, Chompy, your next few vet visits are going to be rough as fuck but don't worry, as with most munchie proxy moms, she'll kill you soon enough and then replace you with a new kitten.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

@Pe0plesuck, please stop with the “I’ve done nothing wrong why are you mocking my pain” bullshit. The thread over here had all but completely died when you began posting pics of what you have done to your legs. Then it trailed off again and you filed your complaints that this site is trying to drive you, by your account a young girl, to suicide when it had been a month since anyone commented about you.

The attention in your diseased ego tank was running low so you made sure we remembered you and your quest to die to die the most disgusting self-inflicted death in North America. You’ve slandered doctors and nurses, residents at half-way houses and your own sister in your demented online freak show so your innocence act on that front alone wears very thin. We are watching you because you are fascinating and repulsive and because you frequently act up to make sure we don’t forget about you. It is a very symbiotic relationship you have with us, probably the best a parasite like you can hope for. Stop pretending you prefer it otherwise.

 

[Broken Pussy]

But if you look at the whole of Lol cow and here, I'm sure you can see it's run by dishonest ass holes

That’s just the thing. I can’t speak for LCF, but no one here is being dishonest. You admit you are mentally ill. You have a history of self-injury. You have a history of lying about things online to get attention. Your leg wounds being self-inflicted is a theory backed up with evidence you yourself have provided. There’s no need to be dishonest. You’re entertaining as fuck without any need for embellishment.

 

[CN 925]

You've been led to believe I have been conversing with myself. Simply not true. Also, any picture anyone posts to social media is for attention. The doctors notes you think are doctored... Again just a curve in the shape that the dark ppl on the internet has given me.

You admitted to changing your age on multiple documents in order to protect your ballet award that you received by lying about your age, and you also admitted to posting them on Lolcow to try to explain some of your behavior. You admitted to posting them and you admitted to lying about posting them because you were embarrassed.

You've been caught in so many lies, Kelly. It's ridiculous. Lolcow has no gain in making it look like you've been conversing with yourself. They've never done that to anyone else, and you're not important enough to be the first. Nobody cares enough about you to make it look like you've been carrying on elaborate conversations with yourself. Nobody cares enough about you to follow you through the grocery store. No one cares enough about you to mail you blood from a large farm animal. Nobody cares enough about you to mail you a port needle. Nobody cares enough about you to mail you syringes, or to call the police on you, or to flood your garden. Nobody cares at all. You are not worth the effort.

 

[Popoto]

I just have one question, Kelly: you are aware if you keep picking at your legs and not properly cleaning and dressing the wounds, you will lose your legs? That means no more ballet?

 

[Pe0plesuck]

Haha! All you guys are doing is defending your actions and justifying them. Just collect you're thoughts, and come to an executive stand point, and carry the fuck on! Last year is boring, get over the whole "you started it" bs! If no one cares about me, then I'm glad you took an hour to write about it. I'm glad I've been given my own threads! I feel loved! Who cares why, I'M ENTERTAINING AF! I feel popular, clever (smater than my doctors) creative and watched! I think this thread could really fly if you just ditch the whole self defense act. Seriously, read all the comments that are constructed purely of guilt, thus rational reasoning for being here! And it's fun, because I'm not here alone, I did not send any complaints, and nothing I post to lcf isn't removed! #playball

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I just have one question, Kelly: you are aware if you keep picking at your legs and not properly cleaning and dressing the wounds, you will lose your legs? That means no more ballet?

I wonder if she realizes she's gotten as much attention mileage out of dancing as she possibly can. All those pics of her in the hospital, striking ballet poses as she's hooked up to all kinds of mobile monitors or receiving blood transfusions, doing ballet at blood drives to show off before she gave complete strangers "gifts" to thank them for donating blood. She's pushing 40 and she was never a prima ballerina. She's just a woman in Canada whose ballet skills were at best good for her region when she was much younger, but she was never anything special in that regard outside of being "The Ballet Dancer with the Mysterious Disease."

But she doesn't have a mysterious disease anymore. If she courts the press the way she did when she was self-exsanguinating, two seconds on Google will bring up a face-full of miserable information about her that has nothing to do with her brave ballerina persona. If she tries to go on point it won't distract anyone from all the lies. Her legs can't get her anymore attention unless she rots them off. So what use are they to her if they can't get her the relentless attention she needs.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel popular, clever (smater than my doctors) creative and watched!

Sure you do.

Enjoy your amputations.

 

[Popoto]

Haha! All you guys are doing is defending your actions and justifying them. Just collect you're thoughts, and come to an executive stand point, and carry the fuck on! Last year is boring, get over the whole "you started it" bs! If no one cares about me, then I'm glad you took an hour to write about it. I'm glad I've been given my own threads! I feel loved! Who cares why, I'M ENTERTAINING AF! I feel popular, clever (smater than my doctors) creative and watched! I think this thread could really fly if you just ditch the whole self defense act. Seriously, read all the comments that are constructed purely of guilt, thus rational reasoning for being here! And it's fun, because I'm not here alone, I did not send any complaints, and nothing I post to lcf isn't removed! #playball

I don't care about this fight you are having with the other posters. I just want to know, if you undersand that if you keep picking at your legs and not apply proper treatment, they will rot off painfully. It might even kill you.

I wonder if she realizes she's gotten as much attention mileage out of dancing as she possibly can. All those pics of her in the hospital, striking ballet poses as she's hooked up to all kinds of mobile monitors or receiving blood transfusions, doing ballet at blood drives to show off before she gave complete strangers "gifts" to thank them for donating blood. She's pushing 40 and she was never a prima ballerina. She's just a woman in Canada whose ballet skills were at best good for her region when she was much younger, but she was never anything special in that regard outside of being "The Ballet Dancer with the Mysterious Disease."

But she doesn't have a mysterious disease anymore. If she courts the press the way she did when she was self-exsanguinating, two seconds on Google will bring up a face-full of miserable information about her that has nothing to do with her brave ballerina persona. If she tries to go on point it won't distract anyone from all the lies. Her legs can't get her anymore attention unless she rots them off. So what use are they to her if they can't get her the relentless attention she needs.

Assessing the quantum of future attention? That honestly sounds like way too much forethought and planning for this person.

All I want to know is whether she consciously picks at her legs knowing it might cause her to lose the legs.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

All I want to know is whether she consciously picks at her legs knowing it might cause her to lose the legs.

Yes. She picks at them knowing full well this could end up in double amputation. She does it knowing full well sepsis could set in and kill her at any time. Prior to this she bled herself out to create dramatically low red blood cell counts knowing she could create a crisis event and die before receiving a transfusion. She's been doing this for years.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Haha! All you guys are doing is defending your actions and justifying them. Just collect you're thoughts, and come to an executive stand point, and carry the fuck on! Last year is boring, get over the whole "you started it" bs! If no one cares about me, then I'm glad you took an hour to write about it. I'm glad I've been given my own threads! I feel loved! Who cares why, I'M ENTERTAINING AF! I feel popular, clever (smater than my doctors) creative and watched! I think this thread could really fly if you just ditch the whole self defense act. Seriously, read all the comments that are constructed purely of guilt, thus rational reasoning for being here! And it's fun, because I'm not here alone, I did not send any complaints, and nothing I post to lcf isn't removed! #playball

I think popular, clever, and creative are a bridge too far, but you are watched and entertaining. And since you enjoy being watched, this is a totally symbiotic relationship and both sides are mutually satisfied.

Good work, team!

 

[SpaceAce]

Well since Kelly is apparently contradicting herself with every post I'm going to stop talking TO her and simply go back to talking ABOUT her.
I have a little pet theory that perhaps an amputation would be the end goal for this little pick-and-poop phase. If you think about it, her only real THING besides (poisoning) her cat and her (fictitious/self-induced) medical issues is ballet.
If she loses that she never has to risk being called out on being a failed ballerina, has a reason to be/stay out of shape and can milk the lose of what she will no doubt claim was her future career and something she excelled. She gets to be a famous ballerina in her head and words without ever pointing another mangled toe to the sky.
It may not be the case, but it def follows her line of thinking.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Is it normal for anyone in ballet to have cankles?

 

[Pe0plesuck]

Nah. Dancing ballet was fun, and I'll never regret it. I've never wanted to dance pro, but would love to teach. That is on hold right now while I gear up for my double amputation. Won't change my ballet goals at all, as most teachers are old, and sit in a chair yelling instructions. In most cases, student examples are used to show the motions. Ever watch Dance Moms? As for sepsis goals, I'm really just teasing myself, so that when I do get it, it will be 10x better because of the anticipation. I'm actually documenting and collecting scabs as I gouge them out. I store them in a shoe box with all my blood letting supplies. I don't understand why they smell poopy. Hmm oh well. I too love this mutual entertainment set up. #winwin Should I start talking in 3rd person too, so that she can continue to bully herself under the guise that she is dissociated? I'm also chronically constipated, so I use poop from the Tim Hortons bathroom. It's nice, I sit in there with my coffee rubbing poop on my legs. Fuck, people need to learn to flush already. My 5 year plan (if I live that long) is to keep gaining weight, so I can be a fat legless ballet motivational speaker. I will just blame the weight on steroids. At least I'm ambitious right?