Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[JambledUpWords]

Come on, give Mueller a chance! He may have lied about weapons of mass destruction, but I don't remember that! Therefore, that never happened!

That’s Hillary Clinton logic as well

 

[Vlad the Inhaler]

Hot off the presses of shit tier memery...

Goddamnit. Am I the only one wondering what all these autistic chimps would have done if they had been around to see the Reaganator in action? They'd have all gone full-blown aneurysm, swear to God. That shit he pulled about "the bombing begins in five minutes," had all the hippies and their dear hearts in a lather, but actually scared the Soviets out of their fucking minds. Growing up in those days kicked major ass.

 

[The Great Citracett]

People are really reaching for anything they think they could impeach orange man with. And of course by impeach they mean remove forcefully from office and throw in prison along with Pence and both their entire families and then appoint Hillary president for life.

Some of my TDS-having relatives were trying to tell me that since he campaigned on his own money, then all his personal money should legally be classed as "campaign funds" and therefore all his personal activities ever were done on campaign funds and therefore totally illegal and HOO BOY WE GOT HIM NOW LOCK HIM UP FOREVER!

Like seriously, everything from Stormy Daniels, to Trump Steaks was done on campaign funds, by that line of reasoning.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Some of my TDS-having relatives were trying to tell me that since he campaigned on his own money, then all his personal money should legally be classed as "campaign funds" and therefore all his personal activities ever were done on campaign funds and therefore totally illegal and HOO BOY WE GOT HIM NOW LOCK HIM UP FOREVER!

I'm very sorry.

 

[The Great Chandler]

People are really reaching for anything they think they could impeach orange man with. And of course by impeach they mean remove forcefully from office and throw in prison along with Pence and both their entire families and then appoint Hillary president for life.

Some of my TDS-having relatives were trying to tell me that since he campaigned on his own money, then all his personal money should legally be classed as "campaign funds" and therefore all his personal activities ever were done on campaign funds and therefore totally illegal and HOO BOY WE GOT HIM NOW LOCK HIM UP FOREVER!

Like seriously, everything from Stormy Daniels, to Trump Steaks was done on campaign funds, by that line of reasoning.

How bad is their TDS? Does it run their life or do they mildly mention him from time to time?

 

[It's HK-47]

Man, for a guy who just a week or so ago claimed to want nothing but the most transparency possible in that "open hearing" he was pining for, he sure wasn't very transparent during the closed-door hearing. Dude "couldn't remember" a damned thing about a damned thing.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm very sorry.

How bad is their TDS? Does it run their life or do they mildly mention him from time to time?

Yeah, I've pretty much lost easily 90% of my family to TDS. All the women and most of the men. Thing is, I'm not openly political or outspoken at all. I'd probably be classed as a moderate or maybe a classical liberal, honestly.

Here is the only place I mention anything vaguely political. Posting goofy shit in this thread is fun and gives me a break from the nuts.

Apparently remaining silent and neutral is worse than being an open Trump fan though. Instead of joining the Facebook and Twitter #resistance, I'm complicit in Drumpf's genocidal reign of terror.

I'm not a full Nazi, but I'm worse because I'm still one of those Germans who just stood and saluted as the Jews were marched off to the trains.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Man, for a guy who just a week or so ago claimed to want nothing but the most transparency possible in that "open hearing" he was pining for, he sure wasn't very transparent during the closed-door hearing. Dude "couldn't remember" a damned thing about a damned thing.

He knows the house of Russian collusion cards is falling apart and he's trying to save his ass.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Fuck, why not make threads on AOC, Obama, Clinton, and others like we have with Dobson and MovieBob?

from the lolcow subforum description & guidelines:

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber who doesn't involve himself in drama.

Obama and Hillary can't be lolcows because they're actual political figures.

 

[QI 541]

Isn't Brianna Wu a political figure now?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Isn't Brianna Wu a political figure now?

No that was a scam and also she lost the election. She's still the same wannabe as ever.

 

[Ledian]

Apparently remaining silent and neutral is worse than being an open Trump fan though. Instead of joining the Facebook and Twitter #resistance, I'm complicit in Drumpf's genocidal reign of terror.

I'm not a full Nazi, but I'm worse because I'm still one of those Germans who just stood and saluted as the Jews were marched off to the trains.

Spoiler: Cynical Diatribe

It irritates and saddens me that people are willing to suspend the belief of goodwill with others because they aren't being political and label them as evil for it. Which in turn pushes those people towards the side they were against more often than not, fulfilling a prophecy I like to call the "Syndrome effect" ala the Incredibles.
Bob created his own worst enemy who almost killed him by being closed-minded and unwilling to even listen to Buddy's side of things, therefore creating an enemy where there was someone would could've been a good ally. Sound familiar?

The more people like your family (to which I'll say I feel quite sorry for you) continue to act the way they do, the more enemies they will create where none were before- not all of their new enemies will of course be full-fledged right wingers but people who will start to oppose the current "good virtue, equal world" rhetoric.
That said, they want enemies but they want ones they can beat and none of the kind of people acting like they are, are not Mr. Incredible and the people they're crafting as enemies are not all going to roll over.

 

[Vlad the Inhaler]

I'm not a full Nazi, but I'm worse because I'm still one of those Germans who just stood and saluted as the Jews were marched off to the trains.

Truth be told, I'm Austrian/Croat on my dad's side, so we kind of *were* the guys marching the Jews off to the trains, but only on the days when we could be bothered long enough to, as we were usually too busy gladly slaughtering each other, depending on whose side you were on, either Nazi or one of the various flavors of partisans running around back then.

On the other side of the Mediterranean, my mother's side of the family had just finished with three years of brutal civil war where communists, fascists, anarchists, militias and Carlists (whatever the fuck they are) took turns exterminating each others villages.

And if all that wasn't fucked up enough to deal with, here comes that bearded fuck Castro, and runs us all out of the one country we had fled to to get away from all that horse shit in the first place!

So you'll understand why, when some little sheltered, outraged douche that thinks they are so avant-garde and edgy calls Trump a genocidal fascist I am very fucking well not impressed. If there's one fucking thing my family knows, it's genocidal fucking fascists. (We can smell our own.)

Seriously, these fuckwits really, genuinely can't see the difference between Trump taking illegal border jumpers into custody (as every single other president has done) and collecting human heads, which is the favored pastime in Yugoslavia in the off years between the World Cup.

It's like telling survivors in Rwanda and Darfur, "We know what you've been through. Donald Trump is our president." And then being surprised when that gets your ass kicked.

 

[Slap47]

Truth be told, I'm Austrian/Croat on my dad's side, so we kind of *were* the guys marching the Jews off to the trains, but only on the days when we could be bothered long enough to, as we were usually too busy gladly slaughtering each other, depending on whose side you were on, either Nazi or one of the various flavors of partisans running around back then.

On the other side of the Mediterranean, my mother's side of the family had just finished with three years of brutal civil war where communists, fascists, anarchists, militias and Carlists (whatever the fuck they are) took turns exterminating each others villages.

And if all that wasn't fucked up enough to deal with, here comes that bearded fuck Castro, and runs us all out of the one country we had fled to to get away from all that horse shit in the first place!

So you'll understand why, when some little sheltered, outraged douche that thinks they are so avant-garde and edgy calls Trump a genocidal fascist I am very fucking well not impressed. If there's one fucking thing my family knows, it's genocidal fucking fascists. (We can smell our own.)

Seriously, these fuckwits really, genuinely can't see the difference between Trump taking illegal border jumpers into custody (as every single other president has done) and collecting human heads, which is the favored pastime in Yugoslavia in the off years between the World Cup.

It's like telling survivors in Rwanda and Darfur, "We know what you've been through. Donald Trump is our president." And then being surprised when that gets your ass kicked.

Nope, Trump is worse than president's that literally owned slaves or presidents that straight up invaded countries and setup concentration camps, ala Philippines, Latin-America and Vietnam.

Worse for Mexico than Presidents that invaded Mexico for what could be described as "blood and soil" and the two presidents that caused the Mexican Revolution with their meddling (the bloodiest conflict of the Western hemisphere).

 

[Hummingbird]

I was visiting my parents and one news station was claiming how Trump hates the Jews because he winked at some people who were anti-semites.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I have to disagree with ya'll here. Trump obviously has some pretty deeply held nazi beliefs. Just look at his support of Israel and his popularity among observant Jews. Oh, wait...

Truth be told, I'm Austrian/Croat on my dad's side, so we kind of *were* the guys marching the Jews off to the trains, but only on the days when we could be bothered long enough to, as we were usually too busy gladly slaughtering each other, depending on whose side you were on, either Nazi or one of the various flavors of partisans running around back then.

On the other side of the Mediterranean, my mother's side of the family had just finished with three years of brutal civil war where communists, fascists, anarchists, militias and Carlists (whatever the fuck they are) took turns exterminating each others villages.

And if all that wasn't fucked up enough to deal with, here comes that bearded fuck Castro, and runs us all out of the one country we had fled to to get away from all that horse shit in the first place!

So you'll understand why, when some little sheltered, outraged douche that thinks they are so avant-garde and edgy calls Trump a genocidal fascist I am very fucking well not impressed. If there's one fucking thing my family knows, it's genocidal fucking fascists. (We can smell our own.)

Seriously, these fuckwits really, genuinely can't see the difference between Trump taking illegal border jumpers into custody (as every single other president has done) and collecting human heads, which is the favored pastime in Yugoslavia in the off years between the World Cup.

It's like telling survivors in Rwanda and Darfur, "We know what you've been through. Donald Trump is our president." And then being surprised when that gets your ass kicked.

I don't want to :powerlevel: too much and potentially make myself identifiable so I won't say what ethnicity I am, but one of my grandparents literally jumped off a nazi death wagon. One of my parents was a refugee from a communist state. So imagine the size of my smile when I'm told I'm a nazi by a communist. You described these fucks so well, I know you've dealt with the exact same sort of degenerate, "avant-garde and edgy." I fucking hate these people so much. They're the worst. They're every stereotype attributed to them. Vegan, disloyal, lazy, alcoholic, the works.

Trump's not even fascist. I pretty much write off anyone who throws out the "fascist" accusation as being a complete fucking moron. A good argument can be made that Trump has an authoritarian streak, but fascist? Based on what? Him attacking a press that has reported numerous false stories about him to the point where people got fired, or for being strict on immigration policy? They try to compare holding illegal immigrants to concentrate camps, meanwhile they fellate the legacy of FDR who directly ordered Japanese into the euphemistic "internment camps."

You know the famous cult leader Jim Jones, right? What they don't tell you is that The People's Temple was pseudo-religious and was more communist than actually spiritual. Hence the name. You go listen to the tapes of Jim Jones rambling when all the shit went down and it sounds exactly like the left today. When a group of people left when they had the opportunity, Jim Jones flat out pointed out, "look at them, they're all white." The left has really drunk the Flavor-aid these days, there's something in the leftwing psyche that's hard to exactly pin down but it's a disturbed kind of depraved insanity.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I have to disagree with ya'll here. Trump obviously has some pretty deeply held nazi beliefs. Just look at his support of Israel and his popularity among observant Jews. Oh, wait...


I don't want to :powerlevel: too much and potentially make myself identifiable so I won't say what ethnicity I am, but one of my grandparents literally jumped off a nazi death wagon. One of my parents was a refugee from a communist state. So imagine the size of my smile when I'm told I'm a nazi by a communist. You described these fucks so well, I know you've dealt with the exact same sort of degenerate, "avant-garde and edgy." I fucking hate these people so much. They're the worst. They're every stereotype attributed to them. Vegan, disloyal, lazy, alcoholic, the works.

Trump's not even fascist. I pretty much write off anyone who throws out the "fascist" accusation as being a complete fucking moron. A good argument can be made that Trump has an authoritarian streak, but fascist? Based on what? Him attacking a press that has reported numerous false stories about him to the point where people got fired, or for being strict on immigration policy? They try to compare holding illegal immigrants to concentrate camps, meanwhile they fellate the legacy of FDR who directly ordered Japanese into the euphemistic "internment camps."

You know the famous cult leader Jim Jones, right? What they don't tell you is that The People's Temple was pseudo-religious and was more communist than actually spiritual. Hence the name. You go listen to the tapes of Jim Jones rambling when all the shit went down and it sounds exactly like the left today. When a group of people left when they had the opportunity, Jim Jones flat out pointed out, "look at them, they're all white." The left has really drunk the Flavor-aid these days, there's something in the leftwing psyche that's hard to exactly pin down but it's a disturbed kind of depraved insanity.

I couldn't find a star icon with a green ribbon attached, but I want to award you this one for blowing murderous commie scum (and their addled Antifa trust-fund enablers) RTFO:

Spoiler: Behind this cuz it's big:

 

[Jill Kews]

I couldn't find a star icon with a green ribbon attached, but I want to award you this one for blowing murderous commie scum (and their addled Antifa trust-fund enablers) RTFO:

Spoiler: Behind this cuz it's big:

A gold star... to the descendant of a Holocaust survivor... wait a minute.

Spoiler: AH HAVE THUNK:

Can't think of a more worthy recipient for such an award. VIVA PROGRESS!

 

[XYZpdq]

Honestly the entirety of humanity should be considered a lolcow species.

We are dumb all over and a little bit would not have sex with on the side.

 

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