Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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thermocline said:
When was the last time Chris visited a (medical) doctor?
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I'll have you know that although Dr. Wakkadakka Bhadi Noggo is a shamanic witch doctor, he's well respected in his field of practice and he has healed countless of demon possessed chickens. Why Chris chooses his services for mental and personal healthcare is beyond me.
 
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I keep going back and forth on whether Chris means Fate as in a deterministic force or as in an entity named Fate. Interesting use of apex, interesting misspelling of romaine even though he used an iPhone to send the tweets, and the "body-numbing" thing is one of the more serious health symptoms Chris has mentioned in a long time.

Benjamin Spooner Briggs said:
I would love to hear Chris explain how the numbness is related to the merge. I could see him crocking up some sort of psychic mumbo jumbo for the headaches, but numbness?
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He's trying really hard to imagine the cartoon world merging with this world. When you really attempt to imagine, recall, or think about something for long periods of time, it can result in the headaches that Chris describes. The numbness thing is newish though. He's only talked about it once, in relation to his head, saying it happens at random. It's probably similar to his mind going blank.
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Or it could be his constant diet of energy drinks and no sleep on top of his already high blood pressure.
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Interestingly, Chris hasn't really talked about having sleep problems for the last few months. It's not really a deviation from his normal, but I would have assumed lack of sleep was something he would have complained about as a burden of the merge.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
"Fate" is the name of the Pikachu he met at Target, who will kill anyone who doesn't believe in the merger.
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No, I know there is a Fate who was a Pikachu Chris met at a nearby Target (where he also met Cryzel). I think I was the one to point that out in this thread. But I'm not sure it's the same entity that will kill anyone trying to stop the merge. And I'm not sure that the Fate that will kill anyone trying to stop the merge is the same as the cosmic Fate that Chris also talks about in the merge sperging. It's very unclear.
 
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No, I know there is a Fate who was a Pikachu Chris met at a nearby Target (where he also met Cryzel). I think I was the one to point that out in this thread. But I'm not sure it's the same entity that will kill anyone trying to stop the merge. And I'm not sure that the Fate that will kill anyone trying to stop the merge is the same as the cosmic Fate that Chris also talks about in the merge sperging. It's very unclear.
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Dude I'm dying to see your D. Merge wall chart..
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Anyone else think that his behavior might be a result of Toxoplasmosis? It's a disease caused by a brain parasite (seriously) that can be the result of contact with cat feces and results in schizophrenia-like symptoms (the evidence for this is a tad shaky, though it would explain the merge thing) as well as headaches, sleepiness and numbness. It usually progresses as a result of a decreased immune response (AIDS and pregnancy) but can be caused by abject living conditions (aka Chris' house). People have discussed Chris having it here before but he never really fit the critrea until now.

"Symptoms of toxoplasma infection of the brain may include headache, fever, confusion, sleepiness, weakness or numbness in part of the body, seizures, poor co-ordination and changes in vision. These symptoms can progress to coma and death unless the infection is diagnosed and treated in time."

https://www.health24.com/Medical/HIV-AIDS/When-AIDS-sets-in/Toxoplasmosis-Client-20120721

 
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I'll bet touching those kittens with conjunctivitis didn't help his case if he does.

Weird huh? He's in the middle of what is definitely a health issue and here he is pretending the cartoons are gonna join all of us.
 
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fiu0cm said:
Interestingly, Chris hasn't really talked about having sleep problems for the last few months. It's not really a deviation from his normal, but I would have assumed lack of sleep was something he would have complained about as a burden of the merge.
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He mentioned having insomnia a couple weeks ago, but yeah, he didn't tie it in with the merge.

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It's because you're getting old Chris, and caffeine after 5pm at your age is a bad idea. Unless you exercise but I'm not even entertaining that possibility.

Hell, he could be waking up at 5pm for all we know.
 
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Anyone else think that his behavior might be a result of Toxoplasmosis? It's a disease caused by a brain parasite (seriously) that can be the result of contact with cat feces and results in schizophrenia-like symptoms (the evidence for this is a tad shaky, though it would explain the merge thing) as well as headaches, sleepiness and numbness. It usually progresses as a result of a decreased immune response (AIDS and pregnancy) but can be caused by abject living conditions (aka Chris' house). People have discussed Chris having it here before but he never really fit the critrea until now.

"Symptoms of toxoplasma infection of the brain may include headache, fever, confusion, sleepiness, weakness or numbness in part of the body, seizures, poor co-ordination and changes in vision. These symptoms can progress to coma and death unless the infection is diagnosed and treated in time."

https://www.health24.com/Medical/HIV-AIDS/When-AIDS-sets-in/Toxoplasmosis-Client-20120721
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It doesn't fit now for the same reason it didn't fit then, there's no reason to think that Chris's immune system is nuked. Chris is unhealthy but unless he's actually been whoring himself out as Stephanie Bustcakes and got the AIDs, this is silly. If Chris's arm goes numb and he suffers seizures, maybe then it would be on the table... although an early cardiac event would be the more likely cause for the former.

Chris isn't getting better but these recent 'symptoms' can better be explained by aging, poor nutrition\activity and the pre-existing issues with reality and fantasy-thinking. No brain worm needed- and it can't be fixed so easily. Chris has been getting mindfucked for decades, it just so happens that a new breed of mindfuckery found him.
 
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The Giver said:
Gotta say, the merge has been some weak sauce so far. I mean, California almost burns down once a year anyway.

Of all the shit Chris has attributed to the merge, not being able to have a Caesar salad for a while has unironically had the most impact on my life.
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The only reason Chris mentioned the Romane Lettuce as a disaster is because anytime it accidentally sneaks into his food, he probably gets the squirts because his intestines aren't used to fiber.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
It doesn't fit now for the same reason it didn't fit then, there's no reason to think that Chris's immune system is nuked. Chris is unhealthy but unless he's actually been whoring himself out as Stephanie Bustcakes and got the AIDs, this is silly. If Chris's arm goes numb and he suffers seizures, maybe then it would be on the table... although an early cardiac event would be the more likely cause for the former.

Chris isn't getting better but these recent 'symptoms' can better be explained by aging, poor nutrition\activity and the pre-existing issues with reality and fantasy-thinking. No brain worm needed- and it can't be fixed so easily. Chris has been getting mindfucked for decades, it just so happens that a new breed of mindfuckery found him.
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While I absolutely agree and Chris's health is the result of a 15 year summer vacation, ima go ahead and throw another crazy theory into the mix: black mold poisoning.

"The most common black mold symptoms and health effects are associated with a respiratory response. Chronic coughingand sneezing, irritation to the eyes, mucus membranes of the nose and throat, rashes, chronic fatigue and persistent headaches can all be symptomatic of black mold exposure or black mold poisoning."


14 BLC was saturated after the fire, which is a great way to incubate mold. Plus Chris digging out his nasty rugby shirt out of what I assume must be piles of wet garbage left to fester. Plus from some of Chris pictures it look like that place is neither regularly aired out or allowed to let sunlight in(Chris seems to have blacked out his windows for his frequent day naps.).
 
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I remember watching an episode of Forensic Files where a family was slowly being poisoned by black mold to the point where the husband was 30 yrs old and presenting symptoms of advanced dementia and their young son had been reduced to a severe autistic like state. The mystery was solved when the wife was on a plane trip and the person next to her happened to be some kind of mold expert who recognized their symptoms. The house was so thoroughly infested with black mold that without respirators the cleaning crew could only spend 30 minutes inside before almost passing out.

tl:dr black mold caused Chris' autism
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
It doesn't fit now for the same reason it didn't fit then, there's no reason to think that Chris's immune system is nuked. Chris is unhealthy but unless he's actually been whoring himself out as Stephanie Bustcakes and got the AIDs, this is silly. If Chris's arm goes numb and he suffers seizures, maybe then it would be on the table... although an early cardiac event would be the more likely cause for the former.

Chris isn't getting better but these recent 'symptoms' can better be explained by aging, poor nutrition\activity and the pre-existing issues with reality and fantasy-thinking. No brain worm needed- and it can't be fixed so easily. Chris has been getting mindfucked for decades, it just so happens that a new breed of mindfuckery found him.
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If anything he's probably just diabetic and is feeling symptoms of blood sugar fluctuations.

Anyone who says Toxo is nuts. Chris doens't have some sort of super scary disease you read about online and now are convinced is everywhere like some candida panicking cunt drinking Jilly Juice. He's just white trash with a shitty diet and no exercise. So high cholesterol and diabetes are the main culprits one would think if something was actually wrong with him. And the craziness is just pure autism mixed with bad actors like the Tranny Friends.
 
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