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phil is a step between the previous guy and the next
and if phil gets into really deep shit, she'll be the first off the ship

and either phil is too stupid to realize she's a golddigger and thinks she'll be there through thick and thin and be in for a big surprise when she bails
or he knows full well what she is, and is desperate to keep himself afloat while keeping the same lifestyle he's used to.
Yeah, Phil's absolutely out of his fucking mind if he thinks she's moving to the Connecticut Mold Cave with him. The fact that he's begging for this money like he's sinlge is pretty telling, to me. He keeps crying about 'our life that we're building here together' but she isn't doing a single fucking thing towards making that happen. Phil's rebounding hard still and is just blinded by his fear of loneliness.
 
Goddamn you people are exceptional. Has the years of dealing with Chris taught you nothing?

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

The proof is in the pudding.

Except the forum have never had this much activity before, guest or no guest, and fans have been know to use bots on him before!

We've addressed this repeatedly. It's been like that for months and is only about 25 higher than 6 weeks ago. considering the # of links to the forums from here, it seems reasonable.

This shit was the lowest effort. Like 4 months from now literally anyone can write the same thing of “hey I want to donate but don’t want people to know” and Phil will fall for it again. Fuck, it’s so boiler-plate you could send it to half of the cows here and get the same response.

If you’re going to make an effort to troll at least be creative instead of doing the equivalent of tying a dollar to a string and yanking it down the road.

Low effort + effective = best possible situation just ask Dark

We are now all the bitches of @actually and @Haunter

Wait, BOTH of them? LAWDY LAWDY WE IN TROUBLE
 
Yeah, Phil's absolutely out of his fucking mind if he thinks she's moving to the Connecticut Mold Cave with him.
What exactly is the condition of the roach motel anyway? I recall once someone mentioning a nearby home was on fire? Or the roof caved in or something? I'm curious who if any one even checks on the place. If no one is, then it has been what, years since it has seen human contact? It must need a little airing out at this point.
 
What exactly is the condition of the roach motel anyway? I recall once someone mentioning a nearby home was on fire? Or the roof caved in or something? I'm curious who if any one even checks on the place. If no one is, then it has been what, years since it has seen human contact? It must need a little airing out at this point.

well, its been said that the roof has been fixed since the water dmg i think?. but thats as far as my knowledge goes. i think i would honestly believe the kat soulmate thing is she moves in with phil to that condo though.
 
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What exactly is the condition of the roach motel anyway? I recall once someone mentioning a nearby home was on fire? Or the roof caved in or something? I'm curious who if any one even checks on the place. If no one is, then it has been what, years since it has seen human contact? It must need a little airing out at this point.

My theory is that Papa Burnell is cosigned on it so he's watching over it.
 
A few people seem to be upset this email chain is gaining traction, and are pointing fingers at those who are interested on this forum and getting upset. They claim it's giving DSP more ammunition and that it's low effort. They seem to believe it's violated some taboo and thus should be shunned. To them I have this to say:

1. At no point did a member of this board come forward and claim to be the email writer. This was a lone troll acting on their own. Thus, pointing and laughing is allowed in this situation. If you were the idiot at the zoo taunting the gorilla, you're actively involved. However, if you just happen to be watching the gorilla enclosure and dumb taunting dude gets the gorilla riled up, you are allowed to watch and be entertained.

2. Dave is actively riled up by this, and his reactions have caused legit damage. Four different reactions were had, and each one had to clarify the ones before it. First there was the "Out of context" tweets, then the twitlonger claiming there were multiple attempts and that the guy wanted the whole thing private, then the prestream where Dave made repeated attempts to claim he was being accused of "theft." Finally, there was the board posting where he *finally* figured out why people were upset and claimed he would have revealed the donation... after his begging streams. It's an idiot snowball that became an idiot avalanche.

3. Some people have compared this to the escort saga, and claim we were all too eager to jump on this wagon. However, the first posts about this were skeptical and it was only AFTER Dave addressed this that the arc became cannon. Speculation didn't blow up til the blowhard had his say.

4. Everyone is here more or less for entertainment, but some of you are far too picky about how you want it. Demonetized only, happening organically, grass-fed or loaded with salt. A few people seem to want the world to abandon Dave so he can create some solo content a niche audience would enjoy. Some of you seem to think you can order it like you order a burger. But at the end of the day this content is exactly as it should be - a greasy, amalgamated mess, cooked and left lukewarm on an unwashed surface. Unfriendly, unhealthy, the mere knowledge of its existence adds to your personal toxicity. This frankenburger of a man is exactly what it needs to be to become such an infamous piece of the internet. So those who don't want to poke the retard, don't poke him. Those that want to, go ahead. Throw money at him, give him a diamond studded pig collar, it doesn't matter. At the end of the day DSP will never change. So just let it happen.

Tl;DR: Y'all mfers need Jesus.
 
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Forget about the Connecticut condo as an option, he will never move back there.

DSP has said a couple times that if he has to sell his house in Seattle he will find an apartment.

It's already been calculated that the loss he would have taken if he sold it years ago when he moved was less than the amount he has paid on the monthly mortgage.

I doubt the real Dave has anything to do with it simply because Phil would have said something about it. It seems unlikely that Phil is too proud to say that daddy pays for the condo but isn't too proud to say daddy gives him personal loans and hundreds of dollars for his birthday each year.
 
Forget about the Connecticut condo as an option, he will never move back there.

DSP has said a couple times that if he has to sell his house in Seattle he will find an apartment.

It's already been calculated that the loss he would have taken if he sold it years ago when he moved was less than the amount he has paid on the monthly mortgage.

I doubt the real Dave has anything to do with it simply because Phil would have said something about it. It seems unlikely that Phil is too proud to say that daddy pays for the condo but isn't too proud to say daddy gives him personal loans and hundreds of dollars for his birthday each year.

There's no way his rent is going to be lower than the mortgage on that house. Mortgages are, in general, quite a bit cheaper than rent for even a modest apartment.

Also, I don't think Papa is PAYING the condo mortgage, I think he's just acting like a property manager.
 
Yeah. While the CWC board has dudes actively giving to Chris and protecting him and the A&H board being essentially /pol/ and the games board being a slow /v/ + resetera and...you get the point. This entire site is trash, dude. If you’re worried about internet rep on a “cyber bully” site, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but upvotes ain’t one.

Stop taking this shit seriously.


Try singing along. Maybe you’ll have a moment of clarity.
Nah, I'm just here to point and life. If you want to smear the shit all over your body and sing kumbaya with the likes of Chris and Phil then be my guest. Just don't get your diaper in a bunch when you get called out for being a cow as well
 
I wasn’t aware that shitposting and speculating about Phil and his antics was so involved...

If someone here comes out and says they wrote the email, they’ll properly be ridiculed. You’ve done your damage, taking credit for it is gay... It’s better that we don’t know.

Second, it’s something hysterical that happened to Phil and his freakout and attempt at damage control hurt him more than any of us ever could have... The guy who wrote the email just gave him that little nudge.

Is it as low as the dollar on a string? Absolutely. Is it still funny to watch Phil fumble and dive for it as it’s reeled in? Absolutely.
 
Also, I don't think Papa is PAYING the condo mortgage, I think he's just acting like a property manager.

If his parents are co-signed on the mortgage (and honestly, I don't see how they aren't, given his shit credit at the time due to racking up debt), they may have paid at least some to protect their own credit ratings.
 
If his parents are co-signed on the mortgage (and honestly, I don't see how they aren't, given his shit credit at the time due to racking up debt), they may have paid at least some to protect their own credit ratings.

But that’s not how a a mature adult would handle a mortgage. With help from the parents. I think one parental unit babies this twat more than the other. One can’t let go of their little piglet while the other couldn’t give 2 fucks for the failure that they spawned.
 
Nah, I'm just here to point and life. If you want to smear the shit all over your body and sing kumbaya with the likes of Chris and Phil then be my guest. Just don't get your diaper in a bunch when you get called out for being a cow as well

Making a lot of assumptions there, but I guess you’re mad about being called a stereotypical kiwi faggot. Enjoy being a faggot on your high horse, I guess. Anyone who thinks they’re “better” than a troll or a “detractor” or a “cyber bully” while maintaining an active profile on this site is a hypocrite par excellence.

A stunning exemplar of humanity you are, sir. I bask in your radiance. Go, quickly, and white knight CWC/post in that hot new thread about a random jackass who likes to masturbate to antique roller coasters/give input on the latest happening before I orgasm myself to death reading your hot takes on DSP and how much it sucks that DSP got 50 cents (weeks after) from a loser that sent him into a ten minute rant about meaningless shit that everyone can laugh about. Those quarters could have been used on a reststop condom to protect some hooker from the clap, but they belong to DSP now. After amazon takes a cut, that is.
 
If his parents are co-signed on the mortgage (and honestly, I don't see how they aren't, given his shit credit at the time due to racking up debt), they may have paid at least some to protect their own credit ratings.

Gotta disagree on several points. Getting a mortgage around 2008-2009 was a pain in the balls because the entire credit industry was gone to shit. Getting somebody financed for anything was an absolute pain in the balls no matter their credit score. But once the banks got bailed out and licked their wounds they were back to giving every Tom, Dick, and Phil loans. Sub-prime loans existed before the crash and they still do now. If Phil was sub-prime, which no doubt he was, he still could have got a mortgage on a condo without it being cosigned. His income was good enough and he was probably given a garbage mortgage rate. Garbage mortgage rate means high monthly payments in which he is not going to be paying down his principle for quite some time. He has stated that he has barely touched the principle on the loan.

There are a couple of factors that lead me to believe the parents didn't cosign and that stems from a couple of years ago. The condo nearly went into foreclosure a couple of years ago. This was during the end of the SoK era and before Pest Control Brian fully disgraced himself. He was able to dig and confirm that Phil had not been consistently paying his condo mortgage and that the bank was going to foreclose on him. He begged his fans to help him and he threw a lump sum of cash at the bank at the last minute to prevent them from selling his condo out from under him and completely fucking him. If he didn't do this, it would have set off a chain of events that would have prevented from getting his current car etc.

How does this involve his parents? I don't believe anybody would let that situation get that bad if they had their name on the line. Even Phil's parents who are probably genuinely shitty people. Phil made statements that they were not going to help him find a tenant for the condo, aside from the relative that temporarily lived there that paid a small amount of the mortgage, and they weren't going to help maintain the location. If they really gave a shit about their credit being ruined, they would have had somebody in that place the split second the relative vacated. If your credit is on the line, you are not going to let your dumb fuck son who can't paint the walls of his own house fuck your life up. I also remember Phil saying his dad was out of work for a while. If that is the case then he didn't need the additional pressure of having no job plus fucked up credit due to Phil.

None of it lines up to Phil's parents cosigning his place. Just my take.
 
DSP's Mods have just jumped ship, Phil is crying

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While Twitch Support is trying to solve DSP's problem, others have co-submitted their request via DSP's hands

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Gotta disagree on several points. Getting a mortgage around 2008-2009 was a pain in the balls because the entire credit industry was gone to shit. Getting somebody financed for anything was an absolute pain in the balls no matter their credit score. But once the banks got bailed out and licked their wounds they were back to giving every Tom, Dick, and Phil loans. Sub-prime loans existed before the crash and they still do now. If Phil was sub-prime, which no doubt he was, he still could have got a mortgage on a condo without it being cosigned. His income was good enough and he was probably given a garbage mortgage rate. Garbage mortgage rate means high monthly payments in which he is not going to be paying down his principle for quite some time. He has stated that he has barely touched the principle on the loan.

There are a couple of factors that lead me to believe the parents didn't cosign and that stems from a couple of years ago. The condo nearly went into foreclosure a couple of years ago. This was during the end of the SoK era and before Pest Control Brian fully disgraced himself. He was able to dig and confirm that Phil had not been consistently paying his condo mortgage and that the bank was going to foreclose on him. He begged his fans to help him and he threw a lump sum of cash at the bank at the last minute to prevent them from selling his condo out from under him and completely fucking him. If he didn't do this, it would have set off a chain of events that would have prevented from getting his current car etc.

How does this involve his parents? I don't believe anybody would let that situation get that bad if they had their name on the line. Even Phil's parents who are probably genuinely shitty people. Phil made statements that they were not going to help him find a tenant for the condo, aside from the relative that temporarily lived there that paid a small amount of the mortgage, and they weren't going to help maintain the location. If they really gave a shit about their credit being ruined, they would have had somebody in that place the split second the relative vacated. If your credit is on the line, you are not going to let your dumb fuck son who can't paint the walls of his own house fuck your life up. I also remember Phil saying his dad was out of work for a while. If that is the case then he didn't need the additional pressure of having no job plus fucked up credit due to Phil.

None of it lines up to Phil's parents cosigning his place. Just my take.

Fair enough; I'm pretty new to Dark's world, so those statements predate me. Assuming this is true (I have no reason to doubt you) it fits with my theory on the McMansion; he's got a shit mortgage, hasn't made any progress in accruing equity in the property, and refinancing is a pipe dream. This is even MORE true if the condo really does have a history of late/erratic payments.
 
Fair enough; I'm pretty new to Dark's world, so those statements predate me. Assuming this is true (I have no reason to doubt you) it fits with my theory on the McMansion; he's got a shit mortgage, hasn't made any progress in accruing equity in the property, and refinancing is a pipe dream. This is even MORE true if the condo really does have a history of late/erratic payments.

Its all good. Common sense would say that family would chip but the Burnell's are very strange. I only remember all of this because I looked deep into his money when he went back to Twitch. The thing to remember is that Phil CANNOT stop himself from blowing money. Even for the most petty shit like WWE mobile games. He has thrown thousands at that shit like a boomer housewife. If given a choice between taking a logical path that would financially save him or a gamble that would allow him to keep up with then Jones', then Phil will pick the latter every time.

Its a constant in the world. Water is wet, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and Phil will fuck himself financially because he is shit at finance.
 
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