DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[HansGruber]

MY TIME TO SHINE!

(19 replies when I least archived but then I went to bed woke up to 14 replies Phil was busy with delete button)

http://archive.is/1wzcv

I don't read many of his forums but you know it's bad when you can't tell the difference between posts from TKOHF and KF.

 

[Prince Lotor]

3-step authentication? So he is using biometrics for account security? This cunt can’t eat a cup of noodles properly but he is dabbling in third party biometric security pieces?

Also, every account? Really? Trust me, if someone was trying to get into every account, that person would have succeeded on at least one of them. But a proper hacker wouldn’t target every account, they would deduce which account was the weakest link and target that one, not blow their load and try to hit each one. His dumbass fans wouldn’t know that though so another lie that a functional human can easily punch a hole through is a lie a DSP fan will gobble up.

Yeah, he's just an idiot. He thinks because he has 2 security questions and SMS set up on account recovery options that means he has '3 step verification'. He just logs in with 1 password, he doesn't go through a 2 or 3 step authentication process on log-in, he probably doesn't even log-out of his accounts on his personal devices ever.

I guess it's lucky for him a few people tried to "hack" into his accounts last night and made him see the error of his ways because it makes him learn and grow instead of being the old, stupid Phil who talks out his ass constantly.

 

[der rademacher]

This shit was the lowest effort. Like 4 months from now literally anyone can write the same thing of “hey I want to donate but don’t want people to know” and Phil will fall for it again. Fuck, it’s so boiler-plate you could send it to half of the cows here and get the same response.

If you’re going to make an effort to troll at least be creative instead of doing the equivalent of tying a dollar to a string and yanking it down the road.

I understand what you are saying and why you are annoyed about whats happened and how. However I disagree with you that "trolling" (or scamming if you will) has to be always creative to be considered a success. Because in this special case the ends definately justified the means. Its rather irritating that you disagree with that so wholeheartly. But to each its own I guess.

 

[HansGruber]

The entertainment value of Philip Burnell is directly proportionate to the amount of stupidity he applies to any matter at hand. Being that we are all inherently invested in being entertained by cows it only makes sense to have our interest piqued when someone shakes the monkey's cage. No need to get upset that someone did it but you certainly don't need to condone it either. Personally, watching DSP chimp out is endlessly hilarious regardless of the cause.

 

[Phalanx]

Sure Jan they are cracking 3 way verification... Its interesting though not many people are putting up with his shit this time and I wonder if its true about the mods because his stream is going to be a wreck if you thought Dave looking at laptop was great now.... its going for ultra instinct mode.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

I hope the undercover trolls in Phil’s Twitch stream bait the fuck out of him today. I feel like we’re on the cusp of an inflection point; he just needs a little prodding.

 

[johnny5150]

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

The beauty of this most recent donation saga is that little by little, his faith in the people willing to give him money is being eroded away to nothing. If twitch detractors keep prodding him with offers of $100+ donations for the rest of December, he's going to get more and more defensive and hostile to anyone offering to give him money, likely even going so far as to auto-ban anyone who offers to donate a large sum, if he doesn't recognize them as a long-term whale. This will serve double duty for quality drama because:

A) He will cease to trust anyone who isn't a long-term whale for giving him money. The long-term whales can't give him $16k and every bit of extra strain and guilt he applies to them will add up and could possibly lead them to abandon him. And...

B) The level of toxicity on his paranoid begging streams will be so severe that it will repel any new whales from wanting to donate their hard earned cash to such a shitshow.

This is all to say nothing of his current abysmal gameplay at Smash. Who needs an escort saga? This Christmas is looking more and more promising as time goes on!

 

[Freshtodeath]

Shout out to whoever posted the unboxing with the T pose. It is now becoming a dsp meme.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Did he actually send out that tweet HOURS after Jacksepticeye tweeted about it?

Jesus Christ, looks like Dave can't go 24 hours without fucking up in some way these past days.

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Jack's tweet: 14 hours ago.
Dark's tweet: 7 hours ago.

I said it before and I say it again: He reads the first few informations he gets and then just stops to read, no further investigation, he prefers to jump to conclusions super fast. Cuz he's "not an idiot", former valedictorian, he never makes mistakes and therefore he knows everything. That's why his MGS playthroughs went so incredibly well.

How do you use potions? How do you put on the silencer? Why do they recognize me as intruder when I'm in full costume? He doesn't even listen fully. As if his brain can't comprehend larger chunks of informations. Or it's the fact he thinks so low of videogames that they are all trash to him, these stupid games are so stupid they don't even know how they work, ack ack ack.

 

[Prince Lotor]

We actually already have a thread to discuss the merits and flaws of poop touching; you can share your personal definition of, and opinions on, poop touching there.
It's also sort of a meta discussion/off-topic thread, but many have shared and debated opinions on poop touching in that very thread since it's inception. Fear not, you will be in good company there

 

[strandedcastaway]

Yeah I don't know why people keep doubting that he's broke just because he makes 100k. Lotta people who make millions are broke too.

Also, I would imagine if they didn't cosign, the reason they don't do anything to help him with the condo is cause his dad probably told him in clear terms it was a stupid idea for someone in their 20's to buy a goddamn condo, because it's unheard of. And maybe Papa Burnell is actually a man of his word, and said "Alright, if you do it we're not bailing you out."

Sure, he could be broke or close to it, but the fact that he lies about everything makes me doubt whatever he says. If he claims to be broke, I automatically assume he's not. The deal from the past couple days where we see how he likes to handle big donations "behind the scenes" shows even the estimates of how much he's making are guesses. DSP is a scammer and you can't take his word.

 

[der rademacher]

I'm legit curious to see how he plays the thread on KOHF. He hasn't been on there today yet.

This is the new and postive DSP. He puts his foot down, but in a positive and silent way.

What, you don't believe that someone just happened to try and haxx0r every single account of Phil's today?

As if he wouldn't be already thinking that the Kiwi Autism Ninja Army would do this every day.

I hope the undercover trolls in Phil’s Twitch stream bait the fuck out of him today. I feel like we’re on the cusp of an inflection point; he just needs a little prodding.

Well, just look one post below yours. It's gonna be glorious.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Sure, he could be broke or close to it, but the fact that he lies about everything makes me doubt whatever he says. If he claims to be broke, I automatically assume he's not. The deal from the past couple days where we see how he likes to handle big donations "behind the scenes" shows even the estimates of how much he's making are guesses. DSP is a scammer and you can't take his word.

A lot of rich people make the mistake of buying on credit. Then when they go broke or forgot to pay off the credit they fuck themselves over. Probably what happened to Phil. I wouldn't blame Phil's father for the CT condo. At the time he had gotten phil the helicopter job so he probably figured helping him buy a condo was a safe bet. Unfortunatly for him DSP is a toxic shithead. Can't even imagine what he would be like in an office environment.

 

[Sparkletor]

Can't even imagine what he would be like in an office environment.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Had odd idea of someone sending Phil a cheque for $20,000 and him parading it on stream right before the tax deadline - only for the account it was trying to deposit from having nothing in it.

Nope, nobody do that, far too much poop-touching. Funny mental image of Phil's explosion of confusion and rage though.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Unfortunatly for him DSP is a toxic shithead. Can't even imagine what he would be like in an office environment.

i'm sure the job environment was one of those phil had no clout over so he would just shrink into a corner and say "yes, sir" all the time. then he would go to a break room and bitch about everything to whatever poor fish happened to be on break there too.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

What's with Phil and katfishes in December? Last year we got the Dutch prostitute for christmas and this year it's the tax evasion/ double dipping Phil. He will never have a drama free Christmas.

 

[BallBuster]

Had odd idea of someone sending Phil a cheque for $20,000 and him parading it on stream right before the tax deadline - only for the account it was trying to deposit from having nothing in it.

Nope, nobody do that, far too much poop-touching. Funny mental image of Phil's explosion of confusion and rage though.

That’s low quality trolling. Though the sender would have to have the account closed to avoid getting hit with penalties. I’m sure this kind of thing has already happened but he actually restrained himself from blowing his load until the check was successfully deposited.

 

[harbinger]

but isn't too proud to say daddy gives him personal loans

Maybe these were the business loans we was always on about.

i'm sure the job environment was one of those phil had no clout over so he would just shrink into a corner and say "yes, sir" all the time. then he would go to a break room and bitch about everything to whatever poor fish happened to be on break there too.

My understanding is he was the little bitch who go complain to his boss’s boss about his boss, kept doing it ‘til it got him fired at the mortgage lender job.

What's with Phil and katfishes in December? Last year we got the Dutch prostitute for christmas and this year it's the tax evasion/ double dipping Phil. He will never have a drama free Christmas.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!