DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[HansGruber]

DSP Last Christmas (probably)
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I love this so much.

 

[der rademacher]

DSP Last Christmas (probably)
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Aaaaaaaaaw. I love the homemade candles that Leanna and Tyrone have sent him for christmas. And DSP, sly fox that he is, has them going straight into his taxes.

True gamers don’t have time for sports or undershirts!

Or showers.

One word: ego

As he seems unsure why someone would want to have his namebranded shirt (despite him already pushing his tspring shop), I have another word: paranoia.

 

[Comma]

On the subject of Thirdeyethethird/KingKozatof(/Grazydream?), I think we need to come up with a word that describes a person who seems to possess characteristics of both a DSP fan and a detractor.

Fantractor?

 

[der rademacher]

On the subject of Thirdeyethethird/KingKozatof(/Grazydream?), I think we need to come up with a word that describes a person who seems to possess characteristics of both a DSP fan and a detractor.

Fantractor?

Schizophreniac?

 

[Phalanx]

See thats a hard one because that is like 95% of his chat and the 5% are functionally retarded like Sidella.

So I propose the new name to be non-Sidellas

 

[Haunter]

So his house is situated like this:

Office room- used to store his garbage.

Bedroom 1- His moldy ass bedroom

Bedroom 2- His “office”

Bedroom 3- Kat’s Bedroom

The awkward position of everything in Phil's "office" is dictated by the small size of the room. This entire time he could have been streaming from his living room, surely the largest and most useless room in his "house". He could call it his "studio". It's just the other room TV is watched in. Simply reverse the two :/

Can't remember how his profile page looked when I ended up on it quite some time ago, but it sure has some... remarkable pictures in it.

For the uninitiated, the guy on Pepe's left is the late Terry Davis, the infamous schizophrenic programming wizard and creator of TempleOS, "a bizarre 64 bit operating system designed to both bring back Commodore 64 style programming, and for talking to God". The late Grazy (now Goldry) has some Lolcow knowledge, it seems.

On the subject of Thirdeyethethird/KingKozatof(/Grazydream?), I think we need to come up with a word that describes a person who seems to possess characteristics of both a DSP fan and a detractor.

Fantractor?

I've been pondering over this for a while. At first I was using "Detractor Half-Breed", then picked up "Deepcover Trolls" from @Prince Lotor. I thought it didn't sound as serious, ya know? For Phil's actually ardent fans, I've just been using "Phan".

 

[thebonesauce]

On the subject of Thirdeyethethird/KingKozatof(/Grazydream?), I think we need to come up with a word that describes a person who seems to possess characteristics of both a DSP fan and a detractor.

Fantractor?

Faggots?

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

You think Dave will play MHW if he’s still around for the new expansion or will he think of more arbitrary reasons to not play it?

 

[Drip Feed]

You think Dave will play MHW if he’s still around for the new expansion or will he think of more arbitrary reasons to not play it?

No he doesnt want to put effort into anything like that, if he already played the base game then 100% he woulda came back for a salty dlc run then abandoned it.

 

[Schmeckel]

You think Dave will play MHW if he’s still around for the new expansion or will he think of more arbitrary reasons to not play it?

Cahmahn, dood. Nothing against Monster Hunter, okay, but it's just not *snort* um, it's just not a game I get into, youknowhatimean? It's just a massive grind-fest *goat laugh*. I like the games, I really do, but they just don't make for good shtreems, youknowhatimean? *Snort* Okay, I just got a troll cheer, I'm not going to say their name, okay. But I'll address what they said. They said "But Phil, if you were really looking to save your house *lip smack* you would play games that get a higher number of viewers and they can cheer and sub and tip. Lots of other shtreemers play it and they get a ton of support." WRONG. *goat laugh* This idiot *smug chuckle* This idiot thinks that my back taxes for the future will be solved by playing some grindy game that I just don't have time for. I need to be playing RAW, CHILL, SHTREEM games that I can bilk-I mean, have interactive and positive fun experiences with people and just be positive.

What a complete idiot.

 

[gaarashatan]

You think Dave will play MHW if he’s still around for the new expansion or will he think of more arbitrary reasons to not play it?

mhw is too hard for phil to comprehend, hell probably just say something along the lines of * i didnt play the original, why would i play the xpack, i have to play thru the entire original first to even play the new xpack. so its a waste of time* or something along those lines.

what we do know is, he wont play it and there will be some lame ass excuse behind it

 

[der rademacher]

Okay, the Dab and/or T-pose emotes are to be locked behind tier 2 or 3 sub lvl to 'keep 'tractors from spamming them in chat and overworking the mods who will have to ban them for it'

Additionally, fresh from a Off Day, D$P shows up wearing a 'super cool Official NFL Jersey that had been hanging in his closet all this time and he got 15 YEARS ago to wear at Fighting Game tournaments, but he only just saw them ( there are three of them ) yesterday. They have DARKSYDEPHIL on the back. He talks and talks about how amazing it was to find them hanging in hes closet and not having known they were there. Talks about it sooo much one might almost think he was ....idk....LYING.
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Ha! Per coincident (shoutout to @slacktauren) I was watching his old 2014 "show the Wahschingtn house" videos and guess what? In

around at the four minute mark he shows his old jerseys. Which is proof enough to me that the pigroach goes on a gin-loaden nostalgia rampage every now and then, binging through his older stuff, mourning the good old days when he was young, rich and successful, as I highly doubt that good old fly brain accidently stumbled on that clothes while dragging himself through the wastelands of his Wahschingtn vault. Also, it must really hurt to remember he had once a sexy sex slave girlfriend such as Leanna while watching those videos. Ah well, its ok. He now has the soulhorse.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Grazy in the kekon and thirdeye chat alluded to his departure so it is understood why he is now gone but rip Grazy the top donator since tut I refuse to call him a paypig since he actually trolled and does not really act as blind as swagginz or golden cucks.

He's a paypig because even if he spit in his face while handing him money he still handed him money and in the end was another person pozloading my negholep.

 

[der rademacher]

Faggots?

I guess thats already trademarked for another crowd.

 

[actually]

Grazydream wasn't banned (at least I can't find anything in the chat logs for the last 3 days). He/she seems to have just left and changed their Twitch handle.

That "nook" Phil talks about sure looks like a walk-in closet type of space. Probably meant to have shelves / hanging racks along the walls on the side and the back. As for the 3 bedroom house, Phil and Kat's "offices" could be in one each, and that leaves the one bedroom for them.

Also, Swagginz seems more similar to Grazy and 3rd eye at this point--he makes fun of Phil a fair amount in chat, and given that he spends plenty of time with lordlamb, I have to think there's some behind-the-scenes shit-talking going on.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/to...rding-catfishing/?tab=comments#comment-108602

Spoiler: Phil was h4xx0r3d

Good question, but they definitely would. The fact of the matter is, if the person wants to 100% protect their identity, then the best way to do that would be to NOT tell anyone there was a donation in the first place. Because making that fact public WOULD set off the army of lifeless do-nothings whose only use of time is trying to find out shit like that.

Case in point: today, EVERY SINGLE ONE of my accounts was attempted to be hacked into today, while I was off from streaming. Every email address, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch and the like. Luckily I have 2-and 3-step verification on all of them. But what's to say something insanely dumb doesn't happen (like a 15-year-old forum getting hacked and a password I'd had on older accounts being linked, per se) and somehow that led to them getting into my stuff? Then the FIRST thing they'd do, is look for the guy who donated $9k to go after him.

>Every email address
Thought he only had one?

 

[actually]

>Every email address
Thought he only had one?

Phil, exaggerating? WHAT?!?

 

[thebonesauce]

I still laugh every time I hear that Kat has an office. For her retail job with inconsistent hours. I just imagine her sitting in her “office” scrolling through competitor prices and scribbling in a notebook that Champions are actually cheaper at the Payless Shoe Source down the street.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

In short Grazy never really liked Phil and did it for the lols, friends leave so does he.

I really don't believe that. He gave DSP hundreds and hundreds of dollars and kept trying to fix him. I think he just had some self reflection, that it was pointless. You don't spend all that time/effort and money on someone you don't like.

 

[der rademacher]

You don't spend all that time/effort and money on someone you don't like.

Why not? Phil does it for the soulhorse all the time.