Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

@Cowlick are you able to view others with empathy? Your use of phrases that de-emphasize the human aspect. like "the poster of that statement," make you sound like a sociopath.

 

[Cowlick]

1] Unlike what @LoverofPi says, I do not stay due to love nor attention, & still find myself unable to rate posts, nor edit my own, nor get any notifications about this thread (though it claims I am "watching" it).

2] @flossman , no.

3] @Autism Man , there is practically no such thing as rap music. I went somewhere once where they were introducing an "acappella" version of one of Jay-Z's songs, & I remarked to myself that it'd be the same as the version on the original album.

4] @nippleonbonerfart , I have plenty of empathy, & disagree anything I say sounds "like a sociopath".

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@nippleonbonerfart you get that? TJ isn't a sociopath, because he says so.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I have plenty of empathy, & disagree anything I say sounds "like a sociopath".

Can you remember a situation in which you empathized with someone?

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

1] Unlike what @LoverofPi says, I do not stay due to love nor attention, & still find myself unable to rate posts, nor edit my own, nor get any notifications about this thread (though it claims I am "watching" it).

2] @flossman , no.

3] @Autism Man , there is practically no such thing as rap music. I went somewhere once where they were introducing an "acappella" version of one of Jay-Z's songs, & I remarked to myself that it'd be the same as the version on the original album.

4] @nippleonbonerfart , I have plenty of empathy, & disagree anything I say sounds "like a sociopath".

Are you, in fact, a melting pot of friendship?

 

[ON 190]

there is practically no such thing as rap music

Silly us. I forgot that if you don’t believe it exists (such as scare quotes and lolcows) then it must not exist at all.

 

[Doctor Stan]

there is practically no such thing as rap music

What does this even mean? Are you being nit picky and mean 'it's really hip hop' or what? I've been away for a bit, but TJ, this is one of the most muppet statements you've ever made, you fucking muppet. Does Illmatic by Nas not exist? NWAs Straight Out of Compton? Twelve Reasons to Die by Ghostface Killah? It's a style of music, in its origins its street poetry done over a beat, about inner city life for impoverished kids in bad neighborhoods. Then again, you don't come from such a background, so I'm not suprised you don't really get it. A common sign of being a mentally impaired muppet.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Cowlick I love those few days where you don't post and force me to see a thumbnail of your stupid face.

 

[AnOminous]

It's pretty autistic just to pretend things don't exist if you don't like them. It's like something a baby would do. Or a lolcow.

 

[Doctor Stan]

It's pretty autistic just to pretend things don't exist if you don't like them. It's like something a baby would do. Or a lolcow.

No, don't you understand, Lolcow isn't in a dictionary, so it's not real!

 

[Chuggernaut]

TJ, what do you do all day to occupy yourself? Without a job and living in someone else's home, your life would seem to have very little structure. Is all your time given over to entertaining hourself?

 

[Mr. X]

I do not stay due to love nor attention

So tsundere.

 

[Autism Man]

What does this even mean? Are you being nit picky and mean 'it's really hip hop' or what? I've been away for a bit, but TJ, this is one of the most muppet statements you've ever made, you fucking muppet. Does Illmatic by Nas not exist? NWAs Straight Out of Compton? Twelve Reasons to Die by Ghostface Killah? It's a style of music, in its origins its street poetry done over a beat, about inner city life for impoverished kids in bad neighborhoods. Then again, you don't come from such a background, so I'm not suprised you don't really get it.

It's because he hates anything having to do with blacks, but doesn't want to admit it. Like when he lied about saying he didn't hate LeBron.

I'll accept you, TJ. You can be a nigger hater with the rest of KF. There's no need to be ashamed of it.

 

[LoverofPi]

1] Unlike what @LoverofPi says, I do not stay due to love nor attention, & still find myself unable to rate posts, nor edit my own, nor get any notifications about this thread (though it claims I am "watching" it).

I said nothing about love, Teejy. And if you can't remember how to rate posts, that's your memory issues again, same as you've forgotten how to quote. Again.

2] @flossman , no.

3] @Autism Man , there is practically no such thing as rap music. I went somewhere once where they were introducing an "acappella" version of one of Jay-Z's songs, & I remarked to myself that it'd be the same as the version on the original album.

Now I'm morbidly curious. What makes it not rap?

4] @nippleonbonerfart , I have plenty of empathy, & disagree anything I say sounds "like a sociopath".

The first statement is extremely dubious and as to the second, your agreement or disagreement is irrelevant to whether or not you sound like a sociopath.

For the record, Teej probably isn't a sociopath, just selfish, amoral, and profoundly stupid.

 

[Mr. X]

For the record, Teej probably isn't a sociopath, just selfish, amoral, and profoundly stupid.

Let's see how long it takes for him to claim that he's none of those things and instead those terms apply to the rest of us.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Let's see how long it takes for him to claim that he's none of those things and instead those terms apply to the rest of us.

It's his MO at this point really

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It's his MO at this point really

Also, when he really gets mad, he'll mumble something about "I can prove it, but not to you, but to the many intelligent people I frequently discuss these matters with offline, who absolutely exist for real."

 

[ON 190]

Also, when he really gets mad, he'll mumble something about "I can prove it, but not to you, but to the many intelligent people I frequently discuss these matters with offline, who absolutely exist for real."

His “Canadian girlfriends.”

 

[drtoboggan]

He probably lost his virginity to one.

Who am I kidding? I'm talking about TJ Virgin. Even an imaginary woman wouldn't sleep with him.

 

[Cowlick]

1] @LoverofPi OK, so it was only "attention" you mentioned. My mistake. Also, I do not have the ability to rate any posts at all. I have no memory issues, & have recalled & utilized quoting many times. I never said anything made anything "not rap", but many of those recordings lack music (the rare exceptions being Eminem sampling Dido or Aerosmith, for instance). The last part of your post is all centered around opinion. There is nothing about the first statement that should make anyone uncertain, & while my agreement doesn't affect whether or not I sound like a sociopath, it can also not be proven that I certainly do. I am not a sociopath, nor any of those other things you claim me to be. (On an ironic side-note, you are assuredly "profoundly stupid".)

2] @Mr. X , it takes about as long for that as it takes for someone to claim Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Things that have been true for long periods of time can be stated by anyone with little passage of time being required.

3] @ChurchOfGodBear , I don't mumble very much at all, & never say anything that is that level of meaningless, incomprehensible gibberish.

4] @flossman , I have not been to Canada (nor face-to-face met anyone I knew was from there) in 20 years.

5] @drtoboggan , don't confuse the women I've slept with & the people many of you have perhaps slept with you pretended were women but weer actually other male members of either your local areas or this site.