Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[FrickleMyPickle]

Not surprised; I love Colorado, but it's a very Glip and Eevee place to live. Lots of old hippies and through-the-roof senses of self-importance, lots of places where Eevee's "Chris Fleming if he merged with Weird Al and was also an open pedophile" look would be welcomed and celebrated.

Colorado's also expensive as fuck, and getting more expensive all the time. I have no idea how they're expecting their patreon bucks to fund it forever.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Speaking of Eevee and passing:

He doesn't.

In fact, he's very lucky to be around people who'd look at that wardrobe disaster and call "Evan" instead of the cops.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

Eevee looks like some creep you'd find in Walmart at four in the morning.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

Eevee's taken this opportunity to enthusiastically verify the dox and dump a bunch of pictures, including a selfie for the first time in ages. Because fuck all that noise from earlier about trying to hide from stalkers, the real important thing is proving you're not mad online and owning the haters.

I thought that @Howling Ghost 's post was not them. Is Eevee fucking with us now with bait? It seems really odd he'd do something like this.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

I thought that @Howling Ghost 's post was not them. Is Eevee fucking with us now with bait? It seems really odd he'd do something like this.

Maybe he's so tired of Glip and co. he wants everyone to know the location of Marl's body in the basement

 

[sad cowboy cat]

To be fair, eliminating stubble sucks. Electrolysis is costly and doesn't fully work until you've been a bunch, but some insurances cover it. Laser hair removal is even more costly, but gets the job done, and insurance doesn't touch it. If she's bitching about meds, I don't think she can afford either options.

Source: :powerlevel: (know some trans folks who do give a shit about passing)

to be fair, she patently doesn't refer to herself as a trans woman, just a "girl" because apparently being referred to as a trans woman is "damaging"

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

It's secretly a big cry for help
either that or the possible lack of medication in his system or probably just to fuck with Glip

Place your bets/theories

 

[Hoodie]

Oh my god that collar

 

[LemonCake]

Nah, I don't buy it, that comes across as a lot of desperate misdirection

Far more importantly, no wonder Glip's not been updating, she's probably ill - look at the state of the carpet and the cat boxes sitting on the kitchen counters. Gross.

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

It could be a misdirection. Also because:
>PK & Eevee
>doing hiking

 

[LemonCake]

Huh

Spoiler

http://archive.is/KdQaQ

 

[PorcupineTree]

Kupok could have a thread of his own at this point.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

Nah, I don't buy it, that comes across as a lot of desperate misdirection

Far more importantly, no wonder Glip's not been updating, she's probably ill - look at the state of the carpet and the cat boxes sitting on the kitchen counters. Gross.

It could be a misdirection. Also because:
>PK & Eevee
>doing hiking

But a misdirection for what exactly?
The thread was kinda dead since PK went dark on Twitter, save her Flora updates and Opa trying to explain plot to commenters. We get a kiwi finding them possibly living in Colorado (another finding they might know where Opa lives) and the former was shot down quickly as being a different person. We didn't even discuss it any further, and now all of a sudden Eevee posts this because... he wanted to see if KF would find them? Troll and bait us? Just couldn't handle not posting cat pictures for months?

Unless he finally got that gun permit and is daring a kiwi or two to come to the house and get shot. Which is unlikely.

I just find all of this really odd, especially since PK hasn't updated about anything on Twitter.

 

[AFewRegrets]

People keep talking about them streaming, and Glip mentioned it in those shit comics on Twitter, so I guess that's what Glips up to right now. Secret art/vidya game/kiwi hating streams. Who needs twitter when you have a chat full of butt pats? Imagine them streaming their live reactions of the thread lol

I can't see the benefit of intentionally telling twitter and their main followers that they're in Colorado if they're actually somewhere else. Misdirect us, sure, but why? It's not that weird of them to go to Colorado, it's only a state away from their last place of residence. Better weather and less gambling, too.

 

[Nidorina]

I seriously can't believe what I saw the last couple pages.
Either Eevee is fucking retarded, or he's desperate to misdirect us and saw a chance to do so. I want to believe it's the second one.
And if it isnt.... Hey PK, turn off that god damn switch and come control your plastic penis if you dont want him to continue fucking you without even noticing it.

Spoiler

No amount of editing is going to fix that photo.

But a misdirection for what exactly?
The thread was kinda dead since PK went dark on Twitter, save her Flora updates and Opa trying to explain plot to commenters. We get a kiwi finding them possibly living in Colorado (another finding they might know where Opa lives) and the former was shot down quickly as being a different person. We didn't even discuss it any further, and now all of a sudden Eevee posts this because... he wanted to see if KF would find them? Troll and bait us? Just couldn't handle not posting cat pictures for months?

Eevee is paranoid. I'm sure he didn't even notice that the thread was going slowly or kinda dead; The only thing he cares about is that we're trying to track them and follow their clues. He's the kind of people whose brain will read whatever he is interested into and discard everything else automatically like it never existed.

 

[Ponchik]

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Honestly I think Eevee is just doing some dumb shit in a manic frenzy and completely forgot that he told everyone he was fearing for his life. This is the same guy who throws on a children's blouse and fetish collar and wonders why no one sees him as a girl. He's not the most capable of deception.

Either way, there's plenty of photos to cross-reference with Google Maps or house listings now, if anyone is autistic enough for that.

 

[Meowthkip]

Honestly I think Eevee is just doing some dumb shit in a manic frenzy and completely forgot that he told everyone he was fearing for his life. This is the same guy who throws on a children's blouse and fetish collar and wonders why no one sees him as a girl. He's not the most capable of deception.

Either way, there's plenty of photos to cross-reference with Google Maps or house listings now, if anyone is autistic enough for that.

I think he just missed us.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

Hi, Eevee.

 

[Pancakes-ish]

hey eevee maybe you should tell kupok to go fuck a dolphin
and stop associating with people you supposedly aren't friends with any more