Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Von Wolf Demon]

Even if her mom actually did it, I'm sure she has reason to be sick and tired of Becky and her cunty ways.

Mami dunks are the best dunks...

Also, I'm not too worried about either cuck attacking Mami or Papi. That's just "gamer tough guy" talk. They are a couple noodle-armed skinnyfats up against two people who fled Castro's torture chambers to get to the US. Mami would just do one of those "Old Lady Strength" things like grabbing one of the cucks by the earlobe and yelling at him and shit would be over real quick...

 

[Leibowitz]

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What a mercenary cunt.

Even her orbiters think refusing the cheque is the principled stand, but not Becky.

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She must love having one cuck wanting to punch her mother and the other wanting to get into a fist fight with her father.

Something about the performative outrage from Cuckson really tickles my funny bone. This guy, who listened in on his wife being "raped" by her Dom to see if her orgasms were real, is so outraged by the Bank of Mami sending Becca a check written to her birth name that he takes the extreme stance of... tweeting a bunch of angry face emotes and cursing Mami under his breath. No doubt he'll again have to be "restrained" from beating Mami and Papi bloody next time they meet. This balding gnome-in-training is Becca's perfect costar.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

Honestly, if I fault Rebecca's and Jackson's parents for anything, it is for continuing to enable their adult offspring to act like gits at the parental expense. Most people would balk at continuing to finance such ungrateful, unappreciative, despicable behavior, and it astounds me that apparently both sets of parents do. (See also: Jake Alley, aka Violet Hargrave.)

 

[repentance]

Have Becky and Laurelai even particularly interacted before, is she only defending the rapist because they follow her on Twitter and so she considers them a source of asspats friend?

 

[talk talk talk]

"We had money on hand until the cervical cancer procedure"

So . . . money on hand to pay for it, but chose to grift instead.

That's our Becky!

 

[Wanda]

“The assumption that all families share wealth with their children is problematic as fuck.”

Didn’t Becca staunchly refuse to take any Gerber money even when she had fake cancer?

 

[Tanner Glass]

“The assumption that all families share wealth with their children is problematic as fuck.”

Didn’t Becca staunchly refuse to take any Gerber money even when she had fake cancer?

Also Becca "My mom sent me a holiday check with my deadname on it and I'm still going to cash it".

 

[BubbleButt]

Eh. I file all of that (the check story and the "you're adopted" stories) under "Stuff that totally happened." Like most of REEEEEEbecca's stories. It all just showcases and underscores her utter cuntery.

It's like Becca wakes up and goes "What can I get away with lying about today?"

And the orbiters, cucks, and asspatters always prove her right.

 

[OG 666]

Bex is currently screeching about KF.

This is one of the replies. lmao @ sp*rg

 

[repentance]

I love how they try to pretend we're the original and only source for stuff when what we do is collate information from other sources.

Laurelai had been accused of rape by multiple people, multiple times, in multiple locations years before getting a thread here.

 

[Taraxacum]

Does anyone else find the whole thing with pubically discussing getting checks from your parents super cringy right out of the gate? I mean it's kind of an acceptable tongue-in-cheek conversation for college kids and maybe even among roommates in their first job out of college in the big city. IDK, maybe I'm just out of touch, but when I got to my 30s, exchanging cards and maybe a well thought out gift was a meaningful christmas, not getting a check like some sort of family holiday bonus you're entitled to.

 

[repentance]

Does anyone else find the whole thing with pubically discussing getting checks from your parents super cringy right out of the gate? I mean it's kind of an acceptable tongue-in-cheek conversation for college kids and maybe even among roommates in their first job out of college in the big city. IDK, maybe I'm just out of touch, but when I got to my 30s, exchanging cards and maybe a well thought out gift was a meaningful christmas, not getting a check like some sort of family holiday bonus you're entitled to.

I know a lot of families where elderly relatives send money for birthdays and Christmas but discussing it publicly beyond "look at this fantastic thing relative x got me for Christmas" is just tacky.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Mami dunks are the best dunks...

Also, I'm not too worried about either cuck attacking Mami or Papi. That's just "gamer tough guy" talk. They are a couple noodle-armed skinnyfats up against two people who fled Castro's torture chambers to get to the US. Mami would just do one of those "Old Lady Strength" things like grabbing one of the cucks by the earlobe and yelling at him and shit would be over real quick...

Mami could just wield la chancleta against the cucks. There’s a reason Latino kids straighten the fuck up when Mama says “te voy a dar pao-pao”.

Also Becca "My mom sent me a holiday check with my deadname on it and I'm still going to cash it".

Greedy fucking cunt.

Also, I see the comment Bitchy Becky made about “her emails” saying that she wasn’t a “true Latinx” (blecchhh I hate that fucking word) That was me, and it’s true, she’s not ethnically Cuban.

Signed, a TRUE AND HONEST Cuban

 

[VacuousSpooder]

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Lordy do I love how she's preaching from her soapbox about how family can't be trusted to financially help you out.....within 24 hours of bragging that Mami was sending them a check and Becky was going to cash it (and squeezing the drama of "deadnaming" out of it at the same time).

Such a privileged little bint, hoping her queer co-opting will lend more legitimacy to her make-believe plight.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, I see the comment Bitchy Becky made about “her emails” saying that she wasn’t a “true Latinx” (blecchhh I hate that fucking word) That was me, and it’s true, she’s not ethnically Cuban.

Also there's no such thing as a "Latinx" that's just some made up white nonsense from Becky.

 

[repentance]

RIOT!!



(((Allison))) is a complete idiot who thinks someone at Riot doxed Becky and Becky does nothing to correct the misunderstanding.



I'm not sure how the fuck you dox someone's wedding when Becky has publicly tweeted the location and the date...



Laurelai follows up on their earlier conversation.



Kiwis!



If it's OK to reject out of hand anything which has been published here, then everyone should feel free to disbelieve Becky's claims of being raped by PP and her claims of abuse at Riot.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So what I'm taking from this is that Becky thinks that even though she's no longer poor, she should still be regarded as if she's still poor. This seems to me like a long way around to say: "Don't you dare ever stop giving me presents and money".

 

[Kheapathic]

It's almost like Basic Becca doesn't understand how food chains work. I don't need to defend a harasser, his actions speak for themselves. But at the same time, she doesn't seem to comprehend that an Executive is higher up the foodchain then everyone else. It's like she doesn't get that rank/position/title has its perks. But I'm sure she really does, because you know if she ever reached a position of authority, she'd be pissing everyone off and laughing about how they can't do shit to her.

Edit: As an aside, a cross-over with Laurelai... and she defends Lauralai... there's just some things you shouldn't fucking do Becky. You get judged based on the company you keep and you really don't need this association.

 

[repentance]

Becky's ability to embroil herself in multiple dramas within the space of a few hours is truly impressive.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

This backpedal is fixin' to be amazing.