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D$P absolutely refuses to to ANY work off the clock:
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12:21CST/10:21PST and the 12:15CST/10:15PST stream is still offline to start 'shortly' while he adds new emotes.
 
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Whoever made the restaurant comparison is spot on. Imagine fine dining at Filippo's Gen-u-ine Italian Bistro.

- Chef Phil coming to your table 4 times during the meal to complain that DETRACTOR RESTAURANTS in the same neighborhood are cooking the same dishes.
- Having your waiter talk shit about the filet for ten minutes after you order it, because he knows there's more profit in the chicken.
- Garçon Swaggins kicking you out for pointing out that Pierogi and Gołąbki are on Phil's "Authentic Italian" menu.
- Coming in for take-out and having to listen to a 5 minute rant about how dine-in customers are "Really interactive and tip well", and it's time for you to STEP UP when you order.
- If you don't like Phil's REAL FOOD and his TEN YEAR LEGACY of throwing a plate of spaghetti in the microwave, you just don't appreciate food. You can go to one of those gimmick restaurants, with their distractions like "live music" and "fresh ingredients".

I think he should go head first into this. Kitchen Nightmares reruns have been getting boring. He'd be in appropriate company, too.

 
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12/13/18 Second Prestream - Call of Duty Blacks OPs 4 Blackout Run and Camp Stream: Moving The Bank Account From The Negative Towards The Positive

[2018-12-14 02:43:24 UTC] darksydephil: man, after two months of nothing, I finally get ONE bounty offered here on twitch: play an hour of Magic the Gathering Arena. ugh.
[2018-12-14 02:43:48 UTC] agoodrpg: Are you going to do it? Sounds fun
[2018-12-14 02:44:02 UTC] tobiasalexander23: Oh god
[2018-12-14 02:44:03 UTC] tobiasalexander23: lmfao
[2018-12-14 02:44:09 UTC] bentboxer: you'll get virtually no tips or cheers playing that game me thinks
[2018-12-14 02:44:35 UTC] darksydephil: hell no im not playing that, i have zero interest
[2018-12-14 02:44:51 UTC] android___x: Magic the gathering is terrible
[2018-12-14 02:45:23 UTC] agoodrpg: Lol Yeah it might be a little boring but if its only for like an hour like the other games it might not be that bad. And you make a little money
[2018-12-14 02:46:53 UTC] darksydephil: okay brb gonna brush my teeth
[2018-12-14 02:47:00 UTC] agoodrpg: sounds good Phil!
[2018-12-14 02:47:01 UTC] ornightz: You can benefit from learning a thing or two from TCG I can show you the ropes@darksydephil[/USER]

"Tonight, I would ask you guys, *sigh* if you could, if you are choosing to contribute tonight, and you have the option to choose. You may be wondering, "Gee, what helps Phil the most right now?' Tipping helps me the most by far! By tipping me, that money will go to my Paypal account, which means I can put that right into my bank account! Which, sadly, is OVERDRAWN! I know that sounds terrible. It is! It's been overdrawn for two days! And I've been trying to raise enough funds to put it back in there! Uhm, I'm hoping that in the next day or two, I make enough. If not, I'm not going to get paid by Twitch until the 15th. So that being said, anything you help me with here, with tips, is much appreciated! If you have the option! I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth, if you guys want to sub or cheer, or hell, buy something from my Teespring merch shop, or whatever! That's fine! But right now, TIPPING ME HELPS THE MOST! Okay, everybody?"

[2018-12-14 03:03:39 UTC] savethepigthegame: cheer200 Is cheering still okay? I don't want to keep cheering if it's not really worth your time Phil, direct donations help more?

"Cheering is fine! Listen, I just told you guys, I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth! Anyway you guys contribute is appreciated. I'm just telling you, RIGHT NOW, the way that would help me the most is tipping me! JUST BEING HONEST! It would help me, because right now, you know, my bank account is in the negative! And I need to get it back to the positive! OBVIOUSLY, that's short term! Long term are things like, bits and subscriptions, those help me in the long term. Tipping helps me in the short term."

[2018-12-14 03:16:35 UTC] teen_titans07: Phil so ff4 is this weekend?
[2018-12-14 03:16:51 UTC] majinboo5: when is Final fantasy

"'What happened to Final Fantasy VI?' It has not begun yet. Because Smash ended up being so GODDAMN LONG! I had no clue that Smash was going to have an OVER TWENTY HOUR LONG campaign! That's insane! Who could've predicted that?! Right? So, Final Fantasy IV, I thought was going to start this week, but it will start once Smash concludes. Which it looks like will probably be Sunday."

I don't know why DSP is sticking with Smash over starting Final Fantasy IV. If both him and his audience are starting to get burned out by Smash, why not start the playthrough of a game that he's been looking forward to. He can still go back and finish up Smash after a stream or two of a different game. That's what an actual Variety Streamer would do.
 
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Taking Sunday 2nd stream off to " look at what Patrons have nominated for the Christmas marathon AND make a poll". Thursday is his off day. Gonna lose his house if he doesn't get $16k OVER what he normally makes, but taking a stream off to 'make a poll' and taking his weekly off day as usual.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Taking Sunday 2nd stream off to " look at what Patrons have nominated for the Christmas marathon AND make a poll".
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Wheres the part where he ignores what they nominate/ puts off actually playing it until he feels like it? I guess he forgot to be a "Honest Guy" and let peepul know about that.

Also: Phil should call his dog stuffed animal "Allotta Peepul" so he can technically not lie when he says that " a lot of people are saying I'm not a failure".
 
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Wheres the part where he ignores what they nominate/ puts off actually playing it until he feels like it? I guess he forgot to be a "Honest Guy" and let peepul know about that.

Also: Phil should call his dog stuffed animal "Allotta Peepul" so he can technically not lie when he says that " a lot of people are saying I'm not a failure".
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why the fuck is he not doing that after the stream instead of staying up until 2 am watching wrestling
 
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<dude they all quit the match,they didnt like that i kicked their asses> spoken by the guy who killed himself over and over to end a match because he didnt want 1v1 <tryhard> mode

any reason theres no music when playing smash for phil? did he disable it?
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Taking Sunday 2nd stream off to " look at what Patrons have nominated for the Christmas marathon AND make a poll". Thursday is his off day. Gonna lose his house if he doesn't get $16k OVER what he normally makes, but taking a stream off to 'make a poll' and taking his weekly off day as usual.
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I was astonished when he streamed on a Sunday night recently. I thought he always has an excuse for not working Sunday nights.
 
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Holy shit, Phil really sounds and acts like he's hungover as f u c k. Raspy voice, extremely toxic, only able to make weird clown noises when trying to act joyful...

And he's received at least $40 in cheers and tips within not even 2 hours of streaming, so it's not like it's a slow schtreem or anything. He must have hit the gin hard last night. :drink:
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
I was astonished when he streamed on a Sunday night recently. I thought he always has an excuse for not working Sunday nights.
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Previously when Khet had her Soccer mom work schedule, he took Sunday 2nd stream off 'to pay bills' ( every week apparently )
 
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I was astonished when he streamed on a Sunday night recently. I thought he always has an excuse for not working Sunday nights.
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he used to always do the WIP on sunday nights. Now seems like he just does patreon stuff and pays bills. I swear he pays bills every sunday. He's never heard of auto pay apparently. It seems like he tries to portray himself as extremely productive. I wonder if he actually is productive or just sits on the couch.
 
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he used to always do the WIP on sunday nights. Now seems like he just does patreon stuff and pays bills. I swear he pays bills every sunday. He's never heard of auto pay apparently. It seems like he tries to portray himself as extremely productive. I wonder if he actually is productive or just sits on the couch.
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personally, I see him going over each bill with annoyance, seeing what he can do to reduce the amount that doesn't involve changing his lifestyle
 
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