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So it's kind of ancillary to the unfolding Tut 2.0 or whatever we're going to call this.

but nice community you got there, Dark. Notice this message didn't get banned.

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@PieceofShet Simultaneous post! Also the paypigs would want to have dick-waving rights so they'd want their names put on it.

This is either Dark subbing himself, him paying one of his mod-cultists to use a sock to do it, or a very stupid detractor. I don't see any other reasonable possibilities.
 
The current amount of gifted subs by our mysterious stranger:

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This dood just splashed close to $2750 in DSP's face, almost one-fifth of $16K.
$1367. He only gets 2.50 from each sub. The fool would have had to spend 2750 dollars, but half of it goes to twitch. That's probably why DSP is pissy. He's like (you could have just tipped it to me and i would have gotten most of it)
 
Lol are some of you guys sincerely surprised? This happens every single time. And he's too lazy & dumb to pull psyops. And even if he went thru some protracted imitation of gratitude, we wouldn't believe that, either.

This is 110% his intergalactic tard magnet. Drawing speds & their lawnmowin munny into his orbit. It's the one & only thing he's good at.

If you aren't a believer in the supernatural & paranormal, this is the wrong subforum for you. Once you cross this threshold, there is no God, nor science.

The most satisfaction this cow is ever going to be good for is how thoroughly over-the-top pisstantrum insane it drives him that we, this community that isn't fooled by his bullshit, exists at all.

So relax. :heart-full:
 
$1367. He only gets 2.50 from each sub. The fool would have had to spend 2750 dollars, but half of it goes to twitch. That's probably why DSP is pissy. He's like (you could have just tipped it to me and i would have gotten most of it)
Yeah, that was my inital intention of that post. I edited it with full cahntext.
 
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They are. The broadcaster gets half ,and twitch gets half.
so unless its a troll or phil buying his way into getting event happening, why would a fan gift subs instead of tipping him the money directly knowing he only get half.

that or the fan was making a christmas gifts to all these subs instead of phil..or both
 
Does anyone know if a sub gets lost when the person gets permabanned? Or if someone who has been banned can be given a sub?
 
so unless its a troll or phil buying his way into getting event happening, why would a fan gift subs instead of tipping him the money directly knowing he only get half.

that or the fan was making a christmas gifts to all these subs instead of phil..or both
Repeatedly spamming the chat with a literal wall of your name gifting 50 subs, plus the folks you gifted the sub to thanking you is far and away more fulfilling to the person and memorable to the chat. Does anyone remember who the last big tip/cheer came from or even care? Tut, on the other hand even b/4 the scandal was a household name in D$P chat and still is.
 
It seems like a big stretch to me. Putting himself in danger, bringing way more attention than needed and for what, for something he wont like doing anyway?

Its almost certainly a new big whale.
 
It seems like a big stretch to me. Putting himself in danger, bringing way more attention than needed and for what, for something he wont like doing anyway?

Its almost certainly a new big whale.
we are talking about phil here
the guy who refuses to sell a home he cant afford. he is losing money and owing more just to keep the image of success. the house is part of it.

any human would sell the white elephant and live in cheaper accomodation.phil wont unless you drag him out
 
12/14/18 Prestream - Super Smash Bro. Multiplayer Salt Stream: Day 4 of the 9 Days of Streaming Begins

"Monday, the 24th, will be my special Christmas Eve Podcast. Where basically, it will just be me talking with you guys, shooting the shit, being festive, having fun. Uhm, I'm sure I'm going to have a lot of topics. What I'm going to basically do is, one of the things I'm going to do that day is, what I'm going to basically do is a Gaming Calendar Update. So I'm going to go through all the early release dates for 2019, to tell you guys about all the games that are coming out, and let you know which ones I am interested in covering. Uhm, so that you'll know what's coming up, uhm, games-wise and gameplay-wise for the next few months. Uhm, *THROAT CLEARING* But, I'll also be talking about holiday-themed stuff. I'll let you know about holiday traditions, and the like, I've done throughout my life. I'll let you know what Kat and I have been doing this month. Uhm, since I haven't really haven't talked about it that much. Uhm, it'll be a lot of stuff. A kind of year-end retrospective. I'll tell you, really overall, what I thought about 2018 as a year. Uh, how things, you know, both personal and business-wise, and everything. You know, it's going to be a big cumulative, kind of personal, podcast. That I'm going to do on Christmas Eve, okay? Uhm, and that'll be my final Holiday-themed, uh, content. On Christmas Day, I'm going to be off. THAT'S RIGHT! I'm actually going to be taking a day off for Christmas! CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?! I actually am! I'm just going to spend the day with Kat. Thank God! Because we need it! We need a day where we can just spend time together, and not be running around doing shit! Just relaxing! And that's what Christmas day is going to be for us. Okay?"

"Honestly, once again, just like yesterday, I just don't want to do a long prestream. I don't. I don't want to sit here, gabbing constantly about stuff. You guys know that you can contribute. You guys know that I need your help! You guys know what's going on, right? I mean, you're not stupid! You've been paying attention recently, you know what's happening *LIP SMACK* with me. And that support is appreciated and everything. Uhm, so I really don't need to go into it, into massive detail. You know what I mean? Uhm, and I want to say 'Thanks!' And the reason I want to say 'Thanks' is because, the last few days you guys have been really supportive! Uh, I told you guys, basically, I needed your help as much as possible! And you guys absolutely did! You know, you guys STEPPED UP with support on streams. And I want to say, 'Thank you for that.' Uhm, it has helped! I am going to be getting paid by Twitch tomorrow. So, hopefully tomorrow everything will be alleviated! But, right now, it's kind of like, it sucks that I was in the situation that I was in! Uhm, and your support did help! It actually made things a lot, you know, a lot better, than the situation could have been! So, thank you for all of your support recently! Thanks to anyone is considering supporting TODAY. *GROSS THROAT CLEARING* MUCH, MUCH APPRECIATED! Okay? All right, let's do shoutouts, everybody! Let's just get to shoutouts! By the way, guys, like I said, I just don't don't feel like doing plugs anymore! *BARKING LAUGH* You know? At this point, you guys know the deal! Uh, when it comes to support and everything, I don't think I need to mention it everyday! Maybe every once in a while? Maybe once a week? Twice a week? I don't think I need to do a giant plug segment anymore. I think you guys know the deal when it comes to cheering, subbing, and tipping. And that it helps, and all that. You know what I mean? *PIG SNORT* OKAY! I will say, all right, I will say this: TIPPING ME is different than cheering and subbing! I'd appreciate any tips! They help me out tremendously, RIGHT NOW! So, thank you to anyone who does! There You Go!"

"Oh, by the way, I didn't put a dollar sign into the tip for some reason. I probably did, and it probably didn't work. Like, I said, this keyboard isn't- yeah, again it didn't work! Look at this! There! *SNAKE LAUGH* Wow, the keyboard is pretty old at this point! I think I bought this keyboard back when I still lived in Connecticut, and I brought it with me. So, you're talking about a five year old wireless keyboard that I use, pretty much everyday for the past two years! Probably why it's not working very well anymore."

[2018-12-14 19:08:12 UTC] fayte_liengaurd: @darksydephil just get a new wireless keyboard for like $20 at Walmart
[2018-12-14 19:08:13 UTC] prime_minister_trudeau: new keyboard is only about 20 bucks @darksydephil
[2018-12-14 19:08:34 UTC] overlordraharu: you can get a perfectly fine keyboard for like 10 bucks


"Yes, people are saying, 'You can get a cheap keyboard for twenty bucks.' First of all, I KNOW THAT. Second of all, the reason I haven't is because those cheap keyboards all are, like, GARBAGE in their design. And what I mean by that is, like, they're long and shitty. And the keyboard I have, just to show you guys, I'll show you. Hold on. *Turns on facecam* Here I am, everybody! Hello! How is everybody doing? So, I'm on my loveseat, and I don't have a lot of room on my loveseat. I'll be honest! Like, around me, I've got headphones and shit. My cellphone to my left here. Here's my keyboard. *shows his filthy keyboard* It fits perfectly on the arm of my loveseat! It's really small! See, it's a thin, small portable keyboard. Is it Microsoft? *checks back of keyboard* Actually, it's- IT IS MICROSOFT! The Microsoft Arc Keyboard! I think it was when they first released it, years and years ago. Like, six years ago is when I bought this thing. Okay? The reason this keyboard is good: it's light, it's small, and it fits right here on the arm of my loveseat. Okay? I don't have ROOM for a FULL-SIZED *T-POSE* you know, El Cheapo keyboard! Because, I've seen them around, at different stores! I'm like, 'Man, it's like twenty bucks! I could get it!' But it'll fall of my fucking loveseat arm! You know? I need to look for, you know, *shows off his greasy keyboard* a NICE, THIN, portable keyboard! Right? That would be nice for, you know, everything here. Uhm, and I haven't found one, that's not expensive! So, that's why, I just fucking put up with it! *LEG SLAP* You know? I do! I put up with it!"

[2018-12-14 19:10:50 UTC] fayte_liengaurd: @darksydephil What about Logitech?

"I have nothing against Logitech! I've owned many Logitech products before! MANY! So, I have no problems with using, you know, Logitech products. I haven't looked into- I'm being honest with you guys. I haven't really into it that much. It's just the things I've seen at the stores, that are cheap, DON'T LOOK VERY GOOD! You know? Oh, 'Here's an HP Wireless Keyboard for twenty bucks!' But it's like this big! It's one of those CLUNKY SHITTY keyboards! That wouldn't even fit here! It would fall off the fucking loveseat or whatever! So, if I ever see one that's good, that's like THIN AND GOOD, and would fit right there, I'll get it. But, I haven't seen anything recently that's, that's, that's REASONABLY PRICED! That's the other thing! I can't drop like fifty dollars on a fucking keyboard! You know what I mean?"
 
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