Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[billydero]

I know that a personal lolcow is going to be very subjective but given that, I felt like posting one of mine: Witchiebunny.

She is of course antifa and against Nazis in all their forms, particularly the furry kind:



No grandiose and grandstanding post about blocking Zoosadists, furries who are emotional abusers, furries who are emotional predators, and sexual abusers, and the like; of course, given that describes most of her furry friends, and given that’s the only kind of friend she has, she can’t really block them, now can she?

She’s a huge train wreck emotionally and her Twitter is filled to the bilges with drivel like this. No matter how many times her friends or her husband try to reassure her she just keeps going on like this - so she at least she falls into furry norms, I guess.



And her understanding of the world is child like at best. No, Witchiebunny, we’re not going to do this because it would be ill advised, uncalled for, and like you, retarded.



Oddly enough this vast landwhale was able to find a totally not gay furry husband in the form of Chefmongoose, who last I checked has boyfriends all over Anthrocon and Furrymuck.



Stephen King reference: “Don’t go near her, boys, she’s got herself the super flu, what we all calls the tubeneck! “

Seriously, how many chins does it a furry need?

 

[MalWart]

I'm currently on a cruise, on the first day I encountered some dweeby guy carrying a large Stitch plush. I overheard him mention something about how his "friends who like to dress up in animal suits" were on the same ship a few weeks prior. Haven't really seen him since then (thank god), but time will tell if I end up crossing paths with him again.

 

[Stratovorious]

I'm currently on a cruise, on the first day I encountered some dweeby guy carrying a large Stitch plush. I overheard him mention something about how his "friends who like to dress up in animal suits" were on the same ship a few weeks prior. Haven't really seen him since then (thank god), but time will tell if I end up crossing paths with him again.

In a forum of people complaining about rapists, thieves, liars, cheaters, abusers, and the combinations thereof, that's the best personal lulcow you can come up with?

Sheesh, talk about sheltered.

 

[DarkResearchAnon]

I know an embarrassment to his family that is now a 2LT in the Canadian Airforce. A diaperfur crossdresser hailing from South Africa. His family are well to do Boer, and his father was a policeman there. That and he has/had a girly bedroom like something you'd see out of a Victorian barbie playset. Last I saw him his father was dead inside, and had lost all faith..
His twitter is @drakedasheep

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

I know an embarrassment to his family that is now a 2LT in the Canadian Airforce. A diaperfur crossdresser hailing from South Africa. His family are well to do Boer, and his father was a policeman there. That and he has/had a girly bedroom like something you'd see out of a Victorian barbie playset. Last I saw him his father was dead inside, and had lost all faith..
His twitter is @drakedasheep

Swear to god, this dude looks like he's wearing his own face

 

[RiffRaff]

first make a quick experiment - to see whether a person known as grimart and trunchbull are same
put those two images into an exif data viewer and notice that they have same resolution and copy of program and compression settings and even the art style

Spoiler: open at your own risk

http://d.facdn.net/art/grimart/1544266726/1544266726.grimart_tmm29.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/trunch/1544252461/1544252461.trunch_turnyou152.jpg

and then maybe read through attached file to see what happens when you do some idle threats and such
laugh at me or laugh at them we are both equaly exceptional
do not take anything i wrote as a fact especially being a pedo supporter

 

[Privileged Millennial]

first make a quick experiment - to see whether a person known as grimart and trunchbull are same
put those two images into an exif data viewer and notice that they have same resolution and copy of program and compression settings and even the art style

Spoiler: open at your own risk

http://d.facdn.net/art/grimart/1544266726/1544266726.grimart_tmm29.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/trunch/1544252461/1544252461.trunch_turnyou152.jpg

and then maybe read through attached file to see what happens when you do some idle threats and such
laugh at me or laugh at them we are both equaly exceptional
do not take anything i wrote as a fact especially being a pedo supporter

Boy.

 

[MW 002]

Something to set the mood.

Okay Kiwis, grab your popcorn because this one is kinda funny.

So I have a personal cow, who used to go by the username of SpaceCanine that I used to follow on and off (back when I used Deviantart... I know, I know) because they were constantly posting journals regarding severely austistic internet slap fights that they would get into.

Anyways, one of their main problems that they have is that they tend to bring up old drama for pretty much little to no reason.

Now recently, she wrote a couple of callout posts against some people she has an unresolved grudge against- accusing them of spreading a rumour about her being a pedophile because she draws CP or some shit like that (I can’t verify that accusation since I don’t have a DA or FurAffinity Account)

https://sta.sh/24piwg5yu6q

Well apparently the people she was calling out in that lovely little post were notified by a mutual friend, which resulted in the mutual below getting this series of messages on their Facebook:

She also has a tendency to file police reports against people for laughing at her on the internet.

Her sperg outs are too far and few in between though, so I don’t think she’d be thread worthy. Just thought I would share some milk with you guys.

Here’s some linky links below:

Deviantart profile: https://www.deviantart.com/shibonsen?rnrd=229880
Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/shibonsen
Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/camib

Edit: oh shit, how did I forget to show you guys one of her journals where she’s calling for someone’s dox in exchange for money?

As you can tell, she hates drama.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

There's this furry artist that was called out for drawing zoo porn actually months ago in the species community but they locked down their twitter. This possible cow isn't known as much outside of deviantart. Granted this was a while ago, their main twitter here is still up and their still bitching on it
https://twitter.com/CloverCoin
https://twitter.com/tailsideup (locked nsfw but you can tell by the banner..)
https://www.deviantart.com/clovercoin
https://www.clovercoin.com/ (personal website)

They have a history of chimping out at people when they call her out on her bullshit, example this journal
https://www.deviantart.com/irlnya/journal/regarding-clovercoin-myos-and-reselling-UPDATED-724456415
basically flipped someone else's design for higher price, being whiteknighted by hubby, and ignoring everyone

Spoiler: The Cancer Rant

https://archive.fo/05TZj
https://archive.fo/BLiEj
https://archive.fo/qJeoF
https://archive.fo/cRUbi
https://archive.fo/pGznY

This shit is pretty funny and I'm a new fag that doesn't know how to make a post, so someone should def look in to it.

Learn to archive, bub

 

[Basic Bleach]

10 years ago:
Good artist, popular, cute toony style, a regular at most furcons and a few anime cons as well. Infamous in the fandom for a video featuring her eating an uncut sushi roll, snake style.
Spazzes out at con I work for, dumps longtime boyfriend and meets future husband literally 5 minutes later. They were married within 6 months.
Pitched several fits about having to get actual jobs to survive because she'd rather be drawing all day since that's fun.

Present Day:
Good artist, not as popular, sticks to local area events mostly. Has been issued several DMCAs by Hasbro for her MLP plushies, still produces them, as well as a few Disney ones. Ate herself into diabesity, had a tantrum because this made her infertile and she feels incomplete without babies. Failed IVF no less than twice because fuck you nature, I do what I want. Attempted to adopt, pitched a fit because all the local agencies are religiously-based. Heartbroken forever because adoption of baby from China fell through.
Still with instahusband, who seems to be happy. Currently in her late 30s.



Some might know who I'm talking about. As a further hint, she has/had a really impressive Ein fursuit. I've been watching her wreck herself for years and while I wish her well...bitch brought this on herself.
At least she's one of the less exceptional furs I've known over the years.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

10 years ago:
Good artist, popular, cute toony style, a regular at most furcons and a few anime cons as well. Infamous in the fandom for a video featuring her eating an uncut sushi roll, snake style.
Spazzes out at con I work for, dumps longtime boyfriend and meets future husband literally 5 minutes later. They were married within 6 months.
Pitched several fits about having to get actual jobs to survive because she'd rather be drawing all day since that's fun.

Present Day:
Good artist, not as popular, sticks to local area events mostly. Has been issued several DMCAs by Hasbro for her MLP plushies, still produces them, as well as a few Disney ones. Ate herself into diabesity, had a tantrum because this made her infertile and she feels incomplete without babies. Failed IVF no less than twice because fuck you nature, I do what I want. Attempted to adopt, pitched a fit because all the local agencies are religiously-based. Heartbroken forever because adoption of baby from China fell through.
Still with instahusband, who seems to be happy. Currently in her late 30s.



Some might know who I'm talking about. As a further hint, she has/had a really impressive Ein fursuit. I've been watching her wreck herself for years and while I wish her well...bitch brought this on herself.
At least she's one of the less exceptional furs I've known over the years.

Cool story bro. What's her name?

 

[Pandinus Imperator]

I have a co-worker who wears a fursuit tail to work occasionally.

 

[Mikoyan]

Cool story bro. What's her name?

OP hasn't learned to minimize the powerleveling detail of his leaks.

However, a few minutes of internet sleuthing dug up this chick, who seems to fit the description to a tee. Toony style, actual-quality plush work and their DA is headed up by a 'plz gib 4 adopt' fundraiser.

On that note, adoption funding drives are one of the few times that car analogies really do work in real life: If you've gotta get your buddies to spot you to tow it from the salvage yard, you can't afford the thing.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

OP hasn't learned to minimize the powerleveling detail of his leaks.

However, a few minutes of internet sleuthing dug up this chick, who seems to fit the description to a tee. Toony style, actual-quality plush work and their DA is headed up by a 'plz gib 4 adopt' fundraiser.

On that note, adoption funding drives are one of the few times that car analogies really do work in real life: If you've gotta get your buddies to spot you to tow it from the salvage yard, you can't afford the thing.

On one hand, alright, 50,000 is a lot to spend before the baby even gets there. Fostering's tough and not an option for everyone. On the other, there's a whole mountain of resources out there for people who want to adopt and are comfortable, but not rolling in money. It's completely doable, especially if you're not dead set on a healthy white baby that's never going to flap its hands.

 

[Campbell-Duo]

I remember a few years ago i joined a furry telegram for my city that was around 6 people in total. I started to talk with this one dude about siege (since he just got it) and he invited me over to his place.

Spoiler: This is where the fun/autism begins

during the walk over to his place he asked me if i was bi and shit like that. I said yeah and he brought up the idea of hooking up. He was average looking probably a 7.6/10 so i said sure. I got to his place and his fucking room was awful. It was in the basement with no walls just sheets and his bed was just a mattress on some tires. We chatted for a bit and did the fucking and we talked more after. He put on some random kids anime, can't remember the name but it was bakugon meets yu-gi-oh but for even smaller kids. He keeps claiming its a masterpiece while we talk about other anime and shit, he mentions that he's native so i told i was too on my grandfathers side. He went into a political flip when i said this about how Trudeau was shit, how all white Canadians need to suffer for what they did to "our people" and claimed he suffered personally from it all. He even grabbed some native ritual thing and threw smoke at me claiming it cleanses the soul.

He was also a otherkin, claiming multiple times how he just wanted to be a dog and how since all humans have tails in the womb being a furry was normal. The dude also had no job and did not finish high school so he lived with his aunt and lived on welfare and disability checks. I tried bolting after that but he stopped me and went into a 10 min tangent about how he could tell the future and the multiple times he was right in the past. I asked him to see my future but he claims he "needs to know me better" aka i need to have more info before i say some vague shit that could apply to multiple things.

 

[Sintharia]

I remember a few years ago i joined a furry telegram for my city that was around 6 people in total. I started to talk with this one dude about siege (since he just got it) and he invited me over to his place.

Spoiler: This is where the fun/autism begins

during the walk over to his place he asked me if i was bi and shit like that. I said yeah and he brought up the idea of hooking up. He was average looking probably a 7.6/10 so i said sure. I got to his place and his fucking room was awful. It was in the basement with no walls just sheets and his bed was just a mattress on some tires. We chatted for a bit and did the fucking and we talked more after. He put on some random kids anime, can't remember the name but it was bakugon meets yu-gi-oh but for even smaller kids. He keeps claiming its a masterpiece while we talk about other anime and shit, he mentions that he's native so i told i was too on my grandfathers side. He went into a political flip when i said this about how Trudeau was shit, how all white Canadians need to suffer for what they did to "our people" and claimed he suffered personally from it all. He even grabbed some native ritual thing and threw smoke at me claiming it cleanses the soul.

He was also a otherkin, claiming multiple times how he just wanted to be a dog and how since all humans have tails in the womb being a furry was normal. The dude also had no job and did not finish high school so he lived with his aunt and lived on welfare and disability checks. I tried bolting after that but he stopped me and went into a 10 min tangent about how he could tell the future and the multiple times he was right in the past. I asked him to see my future but he claims he "needs to know me better" aka i need to have more info before i say some vague shit that could apply to multiple things.

"I need to know you better to see your future" is him literally admitting to being a fraud fortuneteller, and a bad one at that. Any idiot can pick up a deck of tarot cards and read someone's future out of them - to the point that there's a literal Bullshit Tarot deck in which the cards have zero assigned meaning. Reading a person for "reading the future" requires a little more skill, but it's not terribly hard. Some people broadcast certain behaviors in how they talk, carry themselves, etc. that makes it easy to go "Yeah, that's going to lead to X."

 

[Reynard]

I remember a few years ago i joined a furry telegram for my city that was around 6 people in total. I started to talk with this one dude about siege (since he just got it) and he invited me over to his place.

Spoiler: This is where the fun/autism begins

during the walk over to his place he asked me if i was bi and shit like that. I said yeah and he brought up the idea of hooking up. He was average looking probably a 7.6/10 so i said sure. I got to his place and his fucking room was awful. It was in the basement with no walls just sheets and his bed was just a mattress on some tires. We chatted for a bit and did the fucking and we talked more after. He put on some random kids anime, can't remember the name but it was bakugon meets yu-gi-oh but for even smaller kids. He keeps claiming its a masterpiece while we talk about other anime and shit, he mentions that he's native so i told i was too on my grandfathers side. He went into a political flip when i said this about how Trudeau was shit, how all white Canadians need to suffer for what they did to "our people" and claimed he suffered personally from it all. He even grabbed some native ritual thing and threw smoke at me claiming it cleanses the soul.

He was also a otherkin, claiming multiple times how he just wanted to be a dog and how since all humans have tails in the womb being a furry was normal. The dude also had no job and did not finish high school so he lived with his aunt and lived on welfare and disability checks. I tried bolting after that but he stopped me and went into a 10 min tangent about how he could tell the future and the multiple times he was right in the past. I asked him to see my future but he claims he "needs to know me better" aka i need to have more info before i say some vague shit that could apply to multiple things.

Hopefully you used a condom so that you wouldn’t catch his sexually transmitted autism.

 

[Corn Chippies]

However, a few minutes of internet sleuthing dug up this chick, who seems to fit the description to a tee.

I actually think this person was in one of those my weird sex life docs on Netflix. Her boyfriend wanted her to be a sex robot so they hired a hypnotist or some shit. There was a very clear shot of con badges that said "anime Kat" or some shit and she mentioned that she deals at cons for a living during the show. I recall googling the name but not if I found anything.

I guess I'm gonna be watching shitty TLC shows tonight to try to find it.

 

[Oni_boltie]

Found a good one for you guys today.

@soft.bug / @plushy.bug / @eye.popper.creations on Instagram is a "fursuit maker" who basically seems alright, but the more you dig into him the more shit you really find. He is trans, but has really no problem being feminine, taking soft suit photos while pushing up his breasts or just dressing and being feminine and having majority female fursonas.

He still lives with his parents, basically does nothing, has no job, mooches off of them and just does stupid my hero academia tick tocks constantly.

Apparently he owns a range of bad dragon dildos that he has to hide, and where does he hide a used dildo that he doesn't clean? In fur, not just any fur, but in the fur he uses for commissions. He also does soft suiting like I mentioned. Basically shoving the dildo into the mouths of his fursuits.

One thing I can really give him is that he does look like a boy. A prepubescent fat kid with man boobs.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

Found a good one for you guys today.

@soft.bug / @plushy.bug / @eye.popper.creations on Instagram is a "fursuit maker" who basically seems alright, but the more you dig into him the more shit you really find. He is trans, but has really no problem being feminine, taking soft suit photos while pushing up his breasts or just dressing and being feminine and having majority female fursonas.

He still lives with his parents, basically does nothing, has no job, mooches off of them and just does stupid my hero academia tick tocks constantly.

Apparently he owns a range of bad dragon dildos that he has to hide, and where does he hide a used dildo that he doesn't clean? In fur, not just any fur, but in the fur he uses for commissions. He also does soft suiting like I mentioned. Basically shoving the dildo into the mouths of his fursuits.

One thing I can really give him is that he does look like a boy. A prepubescent fat kid with man boobs.

At least people won't have to suffer anymore.

Closed shop on 1st Jan.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brgz3nGHINq/