updates 12/17/18

[ricecake]

Of all the lies she's told, the "I didn't have a ride to my doctor's appointment" might be the most pathetic. No ride to potentially life-saving diagnosis/treatment but somehow found her way to fajitas. RIP, Gorl.

Very reminiscent of the pathetic lies that patients and their enablers tell on 600-lb Life.

 

[FitBitch]

She said she has so much money saved for an emergency like taking her pets to the vet but can't afford an uber with a forklift and seatbelt extender to take her to the doctor.

Amber has never prioritized her health or the health of her pets. She doesn't get Twinkie's nails trimmed so the poor morbidly obese dog's paws probably constantly ache, she wouldn't get her cats fixed for a long time either. As for her... just LOOK at her, she doesn't exactly embody health.

She's also never once demonstrated restraint, most recent example promising to only eat out for Becky's birthday and immediately breaking said promise but there's also her claiming to eat whole family sized bags of potato chips and pints of Ben and Jerry's every night. If she demonstrates this little control over her eating habits why on earth should we believe she can save money? If she was saving enough for medical emergencies that could occur at her size and the days of inpatient care that could be required afterwards, it would be cheaper to get insurance, especially medicaid which... with such a spear-y-od-ic income she ought to be qualified for it.

I never believed her $10k a month lie and I don't believe she saves anything.

If it's so important to her that the haydurs know she's capable of not spending all her money immediately on plastic garbage and food she could actually show her secret savings money stash or she could adult the fuck up and get insurance and make a doctor's appointment.

 

[Sreee]

Maybe, it's becky's plan, to not let hamberlynn see the doctor.

 

[Chantalsgarlicdip]

I swear thanks to Amberlynn, I can't take people who talk about their mental health seriously. If a person like her who sleeps in till 5 pm and has no job, no kids and no real responsibilities can suffer from anxiety and depression. Than a huge chunk of people are either faking it or just tryna get attention when they bring up their mental health.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Okay, because she just glossed over it with a single sentence... WHY exactly did she not have a ride to the doctor appointment? Becky has no job, no school, no responsibilities or obligations at all except to serve Amber so what was the hold up?

Or is she just not going to bother with that whole health thing? She's rolling in youtube monies apparantly so who needs to live another year?

 

[pecansandies]

she has definitely been reading her thread here on her finical situation

any time AL says she received "messages" on instagram/twitter, or emails...that just translates to: "I was reading the forums and comments about me"

which she never admits to, even though she continuously calls herself out by what she specifically addresses

Maybe, it's becky's plan, to not let hamberlynn see the doctor.

Maybe Twinkie hid the car keys and wants the clot to do the dirty work for her

 

[Ralph pls go]

I see she's read the finances thread.

eta: :late::late::late:

 

[Gunslinger]

I think Amber didn't have a ride because Becky was taking Eric for his follow-up appointment to get his staples removed that day. That's if she even made an appointment in the first place. But there is no excuse for her not seeing a doctor--she's gone to the ER multiple times in the past and I'm sure she could have had someone take her at some point within the past few days. But hey, if Amber doesn't care that she could die suddenly from deep vein thrombosis then why should anyone else? I'm not discounting the idea that she made the whole thing up because she was jealous of all the attention Eric was getting over his surgery either.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Is that on her 18+ Snapchat? I’d pay to watch her mainline hot Cheeto dust and chocolate syrup. Not gonna lie.

She has a thot snapchat? Oh dear, would anyone want to see that? What the hell does she have on an 18+ snapschat.

Could the day of the doctor's appointment been on or right after her "talk" with Becky? Maybe Becky was like get your youtube viewers that care so much more about you to drive you. She said she has so much money saved for an emergency like taking her pets to the vet but can't afford an uber with a forklift and seatbelt extender to take her to the doctor.

Steven Assanti could not fot his ass in an Uber, so he had to wait on an XL Uber. That is a thing. So she has to go through extra effort to get fat people Uber. I doubt she would want that. "I am not that big you guize."

 

[Raven]

spe·ri·od·ic
adjective
1. Bolth sporadic and periodic.

Haha talk about a zero-sum game...

 

[Twinkie]

I wonder if she would have said something if the "dietitian" HADN'T messaged her? Amber seems quite content to let her rabid ambabies attack people.

Apparently it's not "ambabies" that are attacking her, it's michael lawrences' fag hags

 

[Raven]

Is that on her 18+ Snapchat? I’d pay to watch her mainline hot Cheeto dust and chocolate syrup. Not gonna lie.

I am imagining her seated in a chair doing lines of Cheetoh dust off the kitchen counter and making her signature gross foodgasm sound while cutting herself the next fat line. And leaving none for Becky, of course.

 

[smallmilk]

So she can get a ride in the middle of the night for hash.browns but not for a doctors appointment?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

How is she supposed to file her taxes if she has no ID and she's avoidong student loan/credit card debt?

 

[Clintonberg]

She's also never once demonstrated restraint, most recent example promising to only eat out for Becky's birthday and immediately breaking said promise

It's not her fault Becky's birthday lasts the entire month of December.

 

[Whale Lake]

That’s because she can use her “mental health” as one of her many reasons as to why she stays fat

Honestly though, what else does she have, other than fat?
In almost 28 years of life she achieved nothing and learnt nothing. She doesn't have any talents, interests, plans... she seems to lack the basic aspirations everybody is born with too.
Fat is the only thing she knows and is, and by god, she'll die by that name!

 

[Turd Blossom]

I don't think there was ever a doctor's appointment. In the original video where she brought up the concern that she might have a blood clot (the vlog with the Xmas parade), she told us she had already made an appointment.
Days later in another vlog, she informed us that she had just made an apt through her health portal.

The night before the apt was the "long talk" with Becky and she trotted out the upcoming apt as an excuse as to why she was sooo anxious (probably trying to make Becky look like a dick for ditching her to go out for pizza). She also took the opportunity to say fans were scaring her and that she didn't have the symptoms of a blood clot (even though she's the one who brought up the blood clot talk in the first place.)

She's complained of leg pain for years, ffs she's 550+ lbs. It probably does hurt but I find it interesting that her leg pain reached a fever pitch right when Eric was getting tons of attention for his neutering.

If she was as anxious as she claimed, there's no way Becky wouldn't have made time in her busy schedule to take her. In the meantime she's been soaking up all the concern, attention and asspats from worried fans on SM, giving one only a brief answer that her leg was "ok" and dodging the rest instead of just saying that nothing has changed.

My guess: she never made that apt and this is yet another passive-aggressive attempt to make herself the victim and to make Becky look like an uncaring asshole. And we won't hear another peep about her doctor or that leg again.

 

[Orange Banana]

Getting a lesson in morality from this beast at the start of the video is insulting.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

So basically she's going to film 3 vlogs in one day each week - leaving the other 6 days for eating, sleeping, shopping, and basically doing nothing at all (other than gaining weight). She won't even be able to manage that - give her a week or two of her new regime and she will be whining about how it's "so hard on her mental, guyz".
And so the cycle continues....

I'm still hoping that Becky launches a rebellion but I'm not overly optimistic. I'd love to see the trio give AL her marching (waddling?) orders and tell her to move out.

 

[literally low-key]

She actually said about missing her appointment, "You can say it was my fault because I don't drive."

Talk about not taking responsibility. She is stuck in that house unless somebody takes her out. That to me would be prison. She can't even take a walk alone for fear of falling. What a life. Nothing could taste that good (not even orange chicken) to give up everything for it.