Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Why are you here? Seriously.
I AM here to Judge you. Have I Judged you before?

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 4,000 years with 700 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All25 Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
@Adamska,

You are obsessed with me. Why? You're constantly coming on here and spewing hatred towards me, why? It's very unhealthy behavior. Do you behave this way towards others? In-person or just online? Were you abused as a child? As an adult? I AM trying to help you. Do you have a minister? Psychiatrist? You need help.

What else do you do with your life? Do you have a job? Married or girlfriend or both? Are you homosexual? Any children? Hobbies? Follow sports?

You sound like you really need to get laid.
 
I AM here to Judge you. Have I Judged you before?

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 4,000 years with 700 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

What if 12/18 is already over for them, Brad?

Not everyone lives in the States like you.
 
@Karam_sam's son,

Your fist time here and you start that way? Ok. You've rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 17,400 years with 1,740 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
Wait
I AM here to Judge you. Have I Judged you before?

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 4,000 years with 700 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
Reincarnation huh.... that's not a very christian thing to believe. The Nuns at my church always talked of paradise and how the lord loves all and is waiting for you with open arms. I think I'll stick with that Afterlife.
Your's is kind of sucky
 
Wait

Reincarnation huh.... that's not a very christian thing to believe. The Nuns at my church always talked of paradise and how the lord loves all and is waiting for you with open arms. I think I'll stick with that Afterlife.
Your's is kind of sucky
Dick only sees the Bible as toilet paper whenever it dissents with his power fantasies; which is most of the time. Seriously, he sees most of the book as Roman Propoganda and that he's the only one with the absolute truth.

Combine that with his refusal to understand the wrongs he's committed, blaming the side of justice for stopping him from doing evil, and how he's doing this to feel some power and status in a life decidedly void of it... well, let's just say that the elevator for him goes down when he dies.
 
@Adamska,

If you've answered these questions*, you need to again - you need help.

You are obsessed with me. Why? You're constantly coming on here and spewing hatred towards me, why? It's very unhealthy behavior. Do you behave this way towards others? In-person or just online? Were you abused as a child? As an adult? I AM trying to help you. Do you have a minister? Psychiatrist? You need help.

What else do you do with your life? Do you have a job? Married or girlfriend or both? Are you homosexual? Any children? Hobbies? Follow sports?

You sound like you really need to get laid.


*Synchronism: 21:00 "The question is, "Why?" - Star Trek: The Next Generation, Pen Pals (S2/Ep15, 1989) on H&I
 
the hell is a karam_sam? youd think supergod would know who he's talking to. also, i've watched you sped the fuck out over these forums for years. this is the first time i've decided to say anything. you're basically @Jacob Sockness if he lacked the self-awareness to realize he was a dumbass and had a superiority complex instead.
 
He still can't muster the balls to tell us who his favorite captain is due to watching for autistic number games rather than content.

Mine's still Sisko btw Dick.
Agreed, Sisko was the best Captain. My second would be Picard, though I found the majority of Generation episodes to be boring today.

I wonder if Richard has bothered to watch the new Star Trek show.
 
@Guts Gets Some (Nuts Nets Some),

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "Judge everyone according to their actions"?

Brad, the answer you want is that they believe in you.

The answer you'll get is they believe in the real Jesus if they believe at all, not some weak, hateful felon doing a laughable mockery of the original at best.

The truth is, regardless what people answer, you're frankly our pet lunatic and this is where you show up to throw shit at the walls concerning your delusions because we are the only people who will talk to you, even if we make clear we will never believe in you no matter what, simply because on some level you are terrified of dying alone, so you'd prefer to remembered as a deluded joke as opposed to no one giving a shit you think you're Jesus.

That said, on the 25th of this month, those who do believe in the actual Jesus will be celebrating the birth of the one who forever broke the bonds of sin over our souls, not some deluded old man with a number fetish.
 
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