DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[flatsoda]

Got this one done later than I would've liked.

12/18/18 Second Prestream - Minecraft No-Chill Stream: Darksydephil Has "Live With Girlfriend" Written On His Chores List

Spoiler: CHILL & POSITIVE Pre Prestream Chat With Darksydephil

2018-12-19 02:48:44 UTC] 150aintgettinnomoney: why does every night stream start 15 minutes later than they used to now?
[2018-12-19 02:49:04 UTC] darksydephil: nothing starts later, you're just being dramatic
[2018-12-19 02:50:03 UTC] 150aintgettinnomoney: @darksydephil and you're just being a fagot @darksydephil jesus it was a serious question LUL but go head and ban me sis

Spoiler: Begging

"If you guys want to help me out by TIPPING ME tonight. Which is NOT INTEGRATED INTO TWITCH, so it's a little bit trickier to do. TIPPING helps me TREMENDOUSLY! I get those funds right away! I can put them towards BILLS! I can put them towards, you know, MANY THINGS that I NEED FUNDS for. So, thank you to anyone who contributes in anyway tonight. BUT, in particular TIPPING ME as well."

Spoiler: Darksydephil Will Not Read Your Guides

[2018-12-19 00:37:32 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: cheer50 I tweeted you a forum link on a list of ideas of objectives you could do for Minecraft. #charity
[2018-12-19 02:34:03 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: Hey, Phil!
[2018-12-19 02:34:45 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: Phil, I made a list for you.
[2018-12-19 02:36:34 UTC] darksydephil: i know, but i haven't had any time to take a look at it. so if you can help tonight live it'd be appreciated. i know i still have a crap ton of stuff to do with teh resources i mined last time

"Couple of shoutouts here! We've got mrpapavera, who's, basically, been on every Minecraft stream so far, helping me out TREMENDOUSLY. And he did cheer before the stream started, and said that he wrote me a GUIDE for Minecraft and posted it up on the FORUMS. Basically, I looked at some of the basic stuff. I didn't have a chance to watch ANY of these videos and stuff, that he posted up. Uhm, and also, I think that he just RECENTLY had posted up, 'OH! Here's a guide of stuff you might want to do!' I haven't had a chance, man! I, uh, OUTSIDE of me streaming, I'm SLAMMED with doing other stuff, around the house, and just being BUSY WITH LIFE! And I just don't have time, to sit down and read this stuff on the forums. So. IN REALITY, even though I appreciate it, uh, the best way for you to CONTRIBUTE, if you really want to help me out with the Minecraft stuff, is to be here on the streams! And to help me live, that's kind of the point of the *CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE* INTERACTIVITY of the streams! It's, 'Okay! I'm sitting down to play Minecraft. Now, let's talk Minecraft!' Right? NOT, 'Oh, I research Minecraft FOR HOURS before the stream, to figure out what to do on the stream!' Uh, I'd rather do it LIVE, because that gives us a reason to talk and INTERACT. Right? Uhm, so, That Being Said, I'm not sure what I'm doing tonight."

Spoiler: Darksydephil Will Not Play Jackbox Games Again

[2018-12-19 03:00:58 UTC] hunterissocool2: charity50 damn if that’s the case then you should play more jack box games. Though I’m sure the trolling would be outrageous #charity

"I can't play Jackbox games. It's a HUNDRED PERCENT trolling! There's not a serious answer in it, and it just becomes, you know, people being really nasty. And, it's one thing if they're nasty to me, but more than likely, they'll start being nasty to my girlfriend and everything. So I just can't do that crap. I can't. PLUS, I'll be honest with you, the games aren't, like, outstanding. I'm not missing much, anyway."

Spoiler: Killjoy DSP

[2018-12-19 03:01:16 UTC] goldennobles: cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 #charity I love you long time phil do you love me???

"Uh, that's a SEXUAL joke. NO. *LIP SMACK!* Uhm, but thank you for the cheer."

Spoiler: Kat Is DSP's Wardrobe Consultant

[2018-12-19 03:05:21 UTC] derichloveslemur: @darksydephil What shirt is that you’re wearing? It looks sweet.

"This is my Gremlins shirt, that Kat bought for me, uh, LAST MONTH! She knew that it would be cool, during Christmas, to wear a Gremlins shirt. So she bought me a Gremlins shirt."

 

[samovski]

Spoiler: Begging

"If you guys want to help me out by TIPPING ME tonight. Which is NOT INTEGRATED INTO TWITCH, so it's a little bit trickier to do. TIPPING helps me TREMENDOUSLY! I get those funds right away! I can put them towards BILLS! I can put them towards, you know, MANY THINGS that I NEED FUNDS for. So, thank you to anyone who contributes in anyway tonight. BUT, in particular TIPPING ME as well."

So, this is against the rules isn't it? Explicitly stating they'll be used for bills and referring to them as currency? I'm so confused on the bullshit rules Twitch seems to go by. But referring to bit/tips/subs as real currency is against the rules isn't it?

 

[DukeMorty]

He's creating a terrible situation for himself. We all know and accept now that someone at some point will bail him out when he cries a little bit, but he's going to have to ask for more. If he makes more next time, he'll have to ask for more the following times. So on and on until his regular whales simply can't afford to help even if they wanted to. Then he has to rely on miracles like E7 showing up and giving him most/all the money themselves.

This is not only incredibly unlikely, it'll also kill him in the downtime between the beg-a-thons. Regular viewers will look at this 16k+ and think that he's alright for a while, so they'll donate less or not at all. He hasn't thought this through at all. And I can't wait for it to bend him over and resize his tight little asshole.

The issue with that is that people think he actually has to pay that much in taxes but really he probably pays a much lower tax amount and the rest is spending money. He probably pulled this tax scam this season because he saw how well it did last year and figured the holidays is a perfect time to drain his whales since they will feel bad for him. So knowing Dark (being a scam genius towards his fans) he will have a lower amount next season but just enough to pay his taxes plus some extra money (maybe he can have his dream Disney vacation that he deserves). Thus, Dark wont feel too bad after tax season since he got more than enough, but of course he will continue to beg because it is in his nature.

Now the issue with this type of scam is that Dark needs to "pretend" to be poor the rest of 2019 because he got all those E7 subs that he gets in Q1 2019 which means he needs to pay more for his 2019 taxes. So with that logic it would make sense that 2019 will be the year he starts "saving money" so he can pay his 2019 taxes. Therefore if he buys anything expensive like a staycation or a Subaru in 2019 then we can probably say that he was lying about the 16k taxes to be paid off . Especially, since he knows that he is starting 2019 at a high income level so he should be saving to pay the end of the year taxes.

The only issue with all this is Dark will make some random excuse like a pipe burst in his condo, or the detractors hunted his parents down and beat the crap out of them, or that he lost a chair sponsorship. This next drama story will be enough to push Dark until the Holidays where he will bring up his tax problem again and thus continue the cycle of begging and scamming. Dark just needs to lure one big whale during 2019 and by the time its the holidays he can force that whale to give him everything. This gives his previous whales a break to recover, thus giving Dark a fresh supply of whales until he has a pod of them alternating in money that they spew out once a year.

No matter what happens, Dark will find a way to survive. Afterall he is the Pigroach, an organism that snorts his way out of any financial trouble.

 

[actually]

So, this is against the rules isn't it? Explicitly stating they'll be used for bills and referring to them as currency? I'm so confused on the bullshit rules Twitch seems to go by. But referring to bit/tips/subs as real currency is against the rules isn't it?

Notice he's only talking about tipping there. That's why Twitch doesn't care. It has nothing to do with their not-a-currency bits, so it's no skin off their nose as long as he's (Edit) NOT violating their more general rules about what you can do to solicit money.

 

[Raven'sChild]

So the 16k is as good as collected. I was hopping for a long and arduous begging season. Emerald is taking all the fun out of the shit show,...

D$P has said as recently as 18 Dec 2nd stream that he is NOT even halfway to meeting his goal. I surmise that much akin to his old Pay-me-tons stretch goals, ONLY the money raised during Official D$P Fundraiser streams count toward his fundraiser goal. Thus, expect serious begging during these upcoming Holiday Event streams.

Quite amusing I thought

While not threatening to stop streaming, D$P twice in under 30 min remarked that due to No tips, cheers or subs having come in he had Nothing to interact to and would go on to sit silently spectating Smash bouts.

Honeslty perfect

Also nice to note playing Minecraft two days in a row would get boring, really shows how both how weak he is and how weak he assumes his audience is if he thinks playing Minecraft two days in a row would affect his viewerbase
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Two days of Minecraft in a row would get boring for Him. During his last Minecraft stream, he remarked several times about the game being tedious. He read only part of an explanatory cheer saying he didn't care and went further to say he had no intentions of learning to play because that is what the chat was there to do: tell him how and what to do with their 'interactions'. As cheers and tips dry up, so to will D$P's Minecraft streams. Let us not forget that it was only due to Minecraft yeilding the greatest 'interactions' during his Indies 'marathon' that he put the game on his 'chill stream' roster. D$P's own obvious disinterest in the game will see him once again killing the goose before it can lay him a golden egg. He was rushing through the game, 'exploring' in the pitch dark of night and complaining about not seeing any new biomes though chat was pointing them out to him as he sprinted through them. Several times retorting that everything looked the same while sauntering through a beautiful Flower biome and striking Roofed Forest with it's giant Dark Oaks and mushroom trees. He is starting to call game mechanics 'stupid' ( mobs spawning on the unlit roof of his house and water physics ). He takes ALL the joy and wonder out of the game sitting in his chair giving a half hearted effort in following the instructions of the chat when they suit him, ignoring them when it does not and all the while complaining that doing these things take too much time to accomplish.

 

[gin_nose]

someone asked during pre-stream tonight if he talked to emerald seven and emerald seven asked him to tell everyone he hadnt talked to him to protect his privacy, would he tell us he never talked to him.

phils response was im an honest guy so yes but in this case that isnt the case i really havent talked to him or her.........................................

 

[LiquidCancer]

I'm a nice guy I'm a cool guy I'm a chill guy I'm a fun guy I'm a business guy I'm an adult guy I'm a homeowner guy I'm a healthy guy I'm the guy

 

[Destro1986]

So I haven't been watching the streams, how is Swagginz handling E7?

 

[actually]

Phil just fessed up on stream that he double-paid a credit card and apparently that extra payment was "hundreds of dollars" that were needed for his MUH BILLS. Now, $200 is technically "hundreds of dollars", but that gives a teeny bit of insight.

Oh, and for shits and giggles, I added up the Twitch totals I have for 2018 so far. These numbers don't include the few hundred dollars a month difference between the subs that show up in chat and the month-end subcount. Regardless, unless I badly fat-fingered something, Phil is currently at $83,516.37, JUST FROM TWITCH.

He has 16M Youtube views through November (plus another 0.8Mish for December coming). CPM of $1-$3 gives anywhere from $16k-$48k from Youtube. I'm not always great at math, but I'm pretty sure that puts his Youtube+Twitch at $99,516-$132,000ish.

And he's begging and pleading for money. I'm almost heated.

Edit: Oh, and don't forget Kat's income as well. Even at minimum wage, that's like $30k or so pre-tax.

Here's the numbers I have for January to now so someone can double-check me, cause even I'm having trouble believing this:

Spoiler: Monthly Twitch totals (cheers, subs, and tips)

1/1/2018 7601.31
2/1/2018 5006.51
3/1/2018 4407.01
4/1/2018 4498.05
5/1/2018 5284.32
6/1/2018 5602.63
7/1/2018 6757.94
8/1/2018 9183.93
9/1/2018 7535.57
10/1/2018 5313.77
11/1/2018 5793.14
12/1/2018 16532.19

@drgnkiller , this is relevant to your tweets from tonight.

So I haven't been watching the streams, how is Swagginz handling E7?

A little confused but doesn't care much since E7 isn't threatening his authority/attention in chat.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Phil just fessed up on stream that he double-paid a credit card and apparently that extra payment was "hundreds of dollars" that were needed for his MUH BILLS. Now, $200 is technically "hundreds of dollars", but that gives a teeny bit of insight.

Oh, and for shits and giggles, I added up the Twitch totals I have for 2018 so far. These numbers don't include the few hundred dollars a month difference between the subs that show up in chat and the month-end subcount. Regardless, unless I badly fat-fingered something, Phil is currently at $83,516.37, JUST FROM TWITCH.

He has 16M Youtube views through November (plus another 0.8Mish for December coming). CPM of $1-$3 gives anywhere from $16k-$48k from Youtube. I'm not always great at math, but I'm pretty sure that puts his Youtube+Twitch at $99,516-$132,000ish.

And he's begging and pleading for money. I'm almost heated.



A little confused but doesn't care much since E7 isn't threatening his authority/attention in chat.

It’s honestly disgusting. The numbers don’t lie, if you can’t afford to live somewhere making that kind of money a year then plain and simple you gotta downsize.

Or be given an extreme amount of money by a mental midget....I guess that also works...

 

[actually]

It’s honestly disgusting. The numbers don’t lie, if you can’t afford to live somewhere making that kind of money a year then plain and simple you gotta downsize.

Or be given an extreme amount of money by a mental midget....I guess that also works...

Yeah, that number includes the money from emerald, but even without emerald's money--literally, all of it--Phil would still be at $87k-$120k.

 

[Shick]

Edit: Oh, and don't forget Kat's income as well. Even at minimum wage, that's like $30k or so pre-tax.

And Patreon. And TeeSpring or whatever merch site he uses.

 

[actually]

And Patreon. And TeeSpring or whatever merch site he uses.

Oh, absolutely. I don't have all the Patreon numbers, but go ahead and slap another $5k-$10k on there. Teespring is probably negligible. Surprisingly, I think most people aren't itching to rep a nearly 40-year-old manchild.

 

[Phalanx]

Hey actually those numbers check out on my speadsheet too. Its interesting though because he is technically up about 30k on next year albeit because a 2 paypigs came in and heavily added to that amount.

The fact that he is crying foul is honestly disgusting.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I want to point out that this is all evidence of fraud. I know I've beaten this drum, but I'm going to keep beating this drum until the drum shatters.

There are three elements of fraud:

1) Misrepresentations of material facts
2) Awareness of the misrepresentations (No mistakes)
3) People providing material support on basis of #1.

The fact that his support has increased since November supports 3. The real state of Phil supports 1. And there's no way that Phil can be ignorant of his own financial state, so 2 is filled.

Ergo, Phil is committing fraud here.

 

[flatsoda]

12/19/18 First Prestream - Super Smash Bros. Multiplayer Salt Stream: Day 9 of The 9 Days of Streaming Begins

Spoiler: Discussing Emerald_Seven In The Pre Prestream Chat

[2018-12-19 18:17:06 UTC] darksydephil: so we are at 1590 subs, the new record high
[2018-12-19 18:17:15 UTC] darksydephil: i guess some people subbed overnight
[2018-12-19 18:17:36 UTC] yukimurasanada: Isn't any sub above 1590 would automatically be a ''new record high Phil??'' LUL
[2018-12-19 18:17:38 UTC] fluffymoochicken: Dang dood, that's a lot
[2018-12-19 18:19:03 UTC] darksydephil: yeah pretty cool. emerald seven helped me out a lot. just underhalfway to the goal i'm trying to raise for taxes now it looks like

[2018-12-19 18:28:32 UTC] android___x: @darksydephil wow half of the 16k from emerald7? that is amazing! its only middle of December!
[2018-12-19 18:29:00 UTC] android___x: @darksydephil you must have talked to him behind the scenes by now i assume?
[2018-12-19 18:29:09 UTC] goldencolts: that emerald is a blessed boi
[2018-12-19 18:29:42 UTC] weeb_dumass: Emerald might not even speak English
[2018-12-19 18:30:00 UTC] android___x: its crazy though he spent like what 15k to give phil 8 or 9k? he should have tipped him and phil would have his entire tax money!
[2018-12-19 18:30:08 UTC] goldencolts: yeah they could be a swiss banking magnate

Spoiler: Tomorrow, Darksydephil Will Finally Lay Down His Burden

"It's been quite the INTERESTING, uh, you know, WEEK or more, a little bit more than a week here, uhm, that we've been enjoying all these streams, NONSTOP together. And I want to say thanks to all of you that came out for it. Uhm, FINALLY, I'm going to get a day off tomorrow! WELL-DESERVED, because I need it! As you guys know, my voice has been, you know, messed up recently. HOARSE from, uh, streaming so much. I think I was just a little bit under the weather, quite frankly. Uhm, *LIP SMACK!* and so, FINALLY getting a day away from streaming! Not to say, it's not fun to be here, but, you know, to have a day - A BREAK! - from, from EVERYDAY doing the same thing, is always a good thing! Right? As they say, 'Variety is the spice of life.' And, it's actually funny, because *PIG SNORT!* I have a bunch of THINGS, I need to DO, uhm, that I haven't been able to do, for a week and a half! You know? I don't have any time off, I can't go do- I can't run ERRANDS, and, and, haven't really spent much time with KAT, AT ALL! She's been working her BUTT OFF! And, FINALLY to have a day! FINALLY!! To have a day! It's going to be good."

Spoiler: DSP's Christmas Plans

"I'm not going to be doing a second stream on Christmas Eve, because I'm going out to dinner with Kat. Uhm, probably getting some Asian food. Christmas Day, I'm off! I'm not going to be doing any streams on Christmas Day. I certainly hope you guys wouldn't be sitting around Christmas Day, waiting for streams either. *SMUG LAUGH* Hopefully, you have stuff to do, with friends, or family, or significant others, or loved ones, or WHOMEVER. If not, GAME! I recommend it- Christmas day is always a great GAY- a gate, A GREAT DAY TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES! When I was younger, that's pretty much what I always did. I would get *THROAT CLEAR*, you know, video games for Christmas *GROSS THROAT CLEAR* and *LIP SMACK!* that would be the day, I would sit down and enjoy them. So, There You Go."

Spoiler: DSP's Financial Situation Update

"I would like to, OBVIOUSLY say, uh, to everyone, thanks for all the support. These past few weeks have been great! You know, this month of December, in particular, views have been UP, attendance has been UP! You know, engagement's been UP, CONTRIBUTIONS have been UP, EVERYTHING IS UP! That's great! As you know, with everything going on Behind The Scenes, FINANCIALLY, everything you guys have been doing, has been helping out TREMENDOUSLY! IN FACT! I can tell you guys, at least a rough estimate. Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* Between your CONTRIBUTIONS and the help that I've gotten from Emerald_Seven. For those who aren't aware, you make look at our sub total and say, 'Phil has FIFTEEN HUNDRED AND NINETY subs?!' YEAH! Because we got about a- NO LIE, about a THOUSAND SUBS GIFTED! Uhm, over the past week. And, most of those were from a person named Emerald_Seven. And NO ONE knows who he is! But, basically, he was kind of an anonymous, uh, SAMARITAN! Like, he came in and started gifting subs everywhere! And, for as long as, you know, what he did with all these gifted subs STICKS. Which I- I, I don't think there's anyway it wouldn't! Like, once you gift a sub, it's basically PERMANENT! You know what I mean? Uhm, it looks like, probably just from those subs, I, will have raised, I'd say, just under HALF-WAY of what I would need to raise, in order to take care of my taxes for next year. Which is, OBVIOUSLY, what the big hurdle is, what I'm trying to raise by April. Keep in mind, I am basing all of this on ESTIMATES that could be INCORRECT! I DON'T KNOW! Okay?! I HAVE NO IDEA! But, based on the estimates I was given by my tax attorney, this year. Uhm. YEAH! These gifted subs have added up to just about UNDER HALF of what I need! *SNIFF* Okay? That's pretty DAMNED AWESOME! And it came out of nowhere, out of left field, didn't expect that! Uhm. And, so, that's a good- that's definitely, I would say, that's a good start. That's not really even a start! It's a GOOD CHUNK! Okay? So, that's really nice! And, again, Emerald_Seven, I have no idea who this person is, but, THANK YOU! APPRECIATE THAT! You know, how much support you've lent, last week! And, now let's see, you know, moving forward, how does stuff goes. You know? Like I said, we got many holiday-themed stuff coming up in the next week. Uhm, January and February are going to be some pretty crazy months for gaming! Late January and all of February, are INSANELY busy, with new game releases! And I guess, we'll see how things go, you know? Can I raise enough FUNDS in those months, outside of what I normally make on stream, in order to take care of all these TAXES. Or, what's the deal going to be here?! I don't know. *THROAT CLEAR* Don't know what the future will hold! *PIG SNORT* Okay? All we can do, is be hopeful and positive! So, thank all of you, for ALL of your support! And looking forward to, you know, continuing on, with everything, in a POSITIVE fashion, the way I've been doing. All right?"

Spoiler: Begging

"Last, but not least, what I'll say is this: TIPPING! You may be interested in, 'How do you TIP?' Or, 'What is TIPPING?' It's a completely different way to contribute to the streams, OUTSIDE OF EITHER CHEERING OR SUBBING. You don't have to deal with Amazon or the integration of Twitch, or whatever. So, it's another way, it's a GREAT way to CONTRIBUTE, because it's a way that helps me out IMMEDIATELY! It's a SHORT-TERM thing. Where I get those funds right away, and I can put it towards PAYING BILLS, and the like. *LEG SLAP* Versus, CHEERING and SUBBING are also great, but I don't get any benefit from those, for TWO MONTHS! Okay?"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Deflates His Paypigs Enthusiasm

[2018-12-19 19:03:34 UTC] hunterissocool2: charity50 I hope emerald gifts me a tier 3 for Christmas #charity

"*LEG SLAP* WELL, I'll be honest with all of you, I don't think Emerald's going to be back. I think it was just a good Samaritan, who maybe, is a fan of mine, and knew, you know, what was going on. Came into a few streams, for about, what was it? For, like, three, four days straight, gifting subs. But, haven't seen Emerald for a while now! Uhm, so, you know, I don't think that he's going to be around. I think that was it. You know? So. Thank you to Emerald! For, all of your help and support! I said, you basically, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, took a GIANT CHUNK out of what I'm looking to raise for TAXES next year! And, it helps out TREMENDOUSLY! ANND, you know, Thank You! But, I think now, it is now time, TO MOVE ON! *GOON LAUGH* Okay? Let's not, everyday, be coming in and saying, *MOCKING VOICE* 'I think Emerald's coming in! He's gonna give us tons of crap!' You know, that's not what it's all about! That's not really the, that's not THE REASON BEHIND THE SEASON, as they say! Uhm, although it was NICE! A lot of people will be benefiting from Emerald's generosity for the next month! And I'll OBVIOUSLY be benefiting, because it HELPS ME OUT! Uhm, I don't think that we should all be EXPECTING HIM to come in and gift more stuff! You know what I mean? So. Yeah. But, BUT, thank you, EMERALD! AGAIN! Really, REALLY, APPRECIATIVE! And, A GOOD START towards what I need to raise! So thank you for that! And let's hope for the best, moving forward! Okay? Very Nice."

 

[Destro1986]

I want to point out that this is all evidence of fraud. I know I've beaten this drum, but I'm going to keep beating this drum until the drum shatters.

There are three elements of fraud:

1) Misrepresentations of material facts
2) Awareness of the misrepresentations (No mistakes)
3) People providing material support on basis of #1.

The fact that his support has increased since November supports 3. The real state of Phil supports 1. And there's no way that Phil can be ignorant of his own financial state, so 2 is filled.

Ergo, Phil is committing fraud here.

What do you mean the "real state" of Phil? His only claim is that he's broke. All evidence supports the claim that he is broke. Thus, no fraud.

 

[Drip Feed]

[2018-12-19 02:49:04 UTC] darksydephil: nothing starts later, you're just being dramatic

Imagine being like this, passive aggressive at every moment even to potential/full time supporters, it makes my skin crawl that he cant even respond with something lighter or even "dude i was stuffing my face lol" nope just end the conversation with "you're wrong stop it"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Imagine being like this, passive aggressive at every moment even to potential/full time supporters, it makes my skin crawl that he cant even respond with something lighter or even "dude i was stuffing my face lol" nope just end the conversation with "you're wrong stop it"

It’s why he’s a lolcow and we’re all drawn to him, there’s few people that can be casually handed like what 10k and still be such a little faggot about everything.

 

[flatsoda]

12/19/18 Second Prestream PART 1- Call Of Duty Black Ops 4 Blackout Run and Camp Stream: Jeezus, This Guy *SHAKE HEAD IN DISGUST*

I usually wait until I finish transcribing before I post my summary, but Darksydephil has hit a new and disgusting low in his begging, that I had to post what I had and take a break before I take on the rest of this prestream.
I need to take a shower after typing this up.

Spoiler: Darksydephil's Self-Imposed Schedule Is Too Much For Him

"Welcome, welcome, to my SECOND stream of the day. The CONCLUSION of Nine Straight Streaming Days, I should say! Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* *PIG SNORT* Don't get me wrong! It's been a very fun nine days, but especially with all the stuff going on, in regards to my voice being all HOARSE! And, the fact that I DEFINITELY need a day, you know, to recuperate, especially before the holiday festivities that I have in store, for all you guys and gals, this weekend. Uhm, I am definitely looking forward to having the day off, tomorrow! *SMUG CHUCKLE* I miss my- I MISS KAT! Honestly, I do! I don't- I haven't gotten the time to do anything with her, because we're both: WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK! Uhm. *PIG SNORT*"

Spoiler: HARD. CORE. BEGGING.

"The only other thing that I want to say, and I want just want you guys to understand, the reason I'm saying this is VERY IMPORTANT. Uhm, And I, I just want you to- I'm just gonna say this right upfront, and NIP IT IN THE BUTT! I am incredibly grateful for all of the CONTRIBUTIONS that THIS EMERALD_SEVEN GUY has been doing! I mean, he's helping TREMENDOUSLY, in regards to my upcoming Financial Challenges in 2019 with my TAXES! HOWEVER! PLEASE! If- you guys have to understand, that this is not, uh, A REPLACEMENT, for you guys coming by and enjoying my streams, AND CONTRIBUTING! Because, I STILL NEED TO PAY MY BILLS! NOW!! And, subscriptions on Twitch, the way they work, there's a TWO-MONTH STAGGER, between when you get them and when you get anything FROM them. And, this will be great and all in February! When I get all this, I'll be able to make A GIANT PAYMENT towards my TAXES or whatever. BUT, uh, BASICALLY, I DON'T WANT THE TUT SITUATION TO REPEAT ITSELF! Because, for those who aren't aware, That Guy, Tutankhamunnnn, came here in August and September, and was GIFTING SUBS, and was CHEERING, and was TIPPING. And, then he turned into a DETRACTOR, which, apparently, he was all along! He thought he going to get all of his money back. He got NONE OF IT BACK! Which was HILARIOUS! Uhm, but basically, uh, what ended up happening was, after That Guy was here, the month of October, which SHOULD HAVE BEEN a Crazy Busy, Crazy Exciting, Crazy, you know, GOOD MONTH FOR ME! Ended up being THE SLOWEST MONTH OF 2018! When it came to CONTRIBUTIONS on stream. YEAH! And I think, it was MAJORLY, because people, for two months, had seen This Guy coming in and CONTRIBUTING! 'Oh, Phil's fine! Right? He doesn't need any help!' Well, NO, actually, that's hurting me, RIGHT NOW! Because, this month, December, I got paid for October, and now, my- I'm like, TOTALLY FINANCIALLY STRAPPED! Like, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING! I overdrew my bank account earlier this month! You guys helped me out then, with TIPS and stuff, and I was able to fix it then! But, now again, I just looked at my bank account, and I'm like, 'Oh my God! Like, I have NO MONEY!' And, this is all of a result of that Tutankhamunnnn guy! HONESTLY! Coming in and doing what he did! I don't want *THROAT CLEAR* Emerald_Green support, okay? To basically, make it that now, everyone is, 'Oh. That's it. We don't need to do anything on Phil's streams ever again!' NO! THAT'S NOT THE CASE! In fact! This is VERY GOOD, what's been going on, I'm incredibly grateful! I hope you guys are enjoying the gifted subs, OBVIOUSLY. But PLEASE, don't take this as a reason, 'Oh, Phil's good! Just- he doesn't ever need our support ever again!' THAT'S NOT TRUE, AT ALL!! Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* I keep saying Emerald_Green, his name is Emerald_Seven! *CHUCKLE* I keep saying Emerald_Green! YEAH! So, anyway, thank you to Emerald_Seven! OBVIOUSLY! This is helping out TREMENDOUSLY! And come February, looks like I will be able- at least at this point! Even if I get nothing from now and then! This will make a huge headway towards my challenges next year! BUT! It's not over yet! And, by the way, I need to PAY MY BILLS, RIGHT NOW! And that's kind of the situation I've having right now, this month SUCKS FOR ME! This is a month, typically, December, right? When things will go good! And, HONESTLY, things have been GOOD on stream! BUT, don't take it with this Emerald_Seven guy, 'Oh, that's it! You know? Phil doesn't need anymore help!' THAT COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! All right? It really couldn't be further from the truth! Okay, guys? I'm not going to HARP ON IT! I'm not going to give you a giant plug segment tonight! You guys know all about CHEERING, SUBBING, TIPPING, and everything. I'm not going to bother you will all that shit! All right? But, I'm just tell- just to let you know, I DO STILL NEED YOUR HELP, to get through a couple of months before February hits! Then, WE can worry about, 'Oh, okay, everything else.' All right? *THROAT CLEAR*"

*Might add more later*
*Scratch that, made another post later on with the rest of the prestream summary*