DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nurse Ratchet]

The saddest part of the emerald cuck arc is he’s most likely not going to effectively beg as hard for his Christmas stream.

Now don’t get me wrong, he’s going to beg, but it’s not going to be anywhere near as good as last year, he looked like a dirty fucking bum, and was so miserable and talked about his failed relationship with Leanna, that shit was great. Now he’s got 12k inbound and pretending to have a soul maid living with him, he’s gonna really have to pull something exceptional out of his ass to top last year’s miserable event

I'll bet you an e-nickel the opposite will happen. I think King Cuck is gonna ramp it up to fuckin 11. He is already preemptively admonishing the little betacucks not to slack the fuck off just bc Subgifting Autistic Jesus has sailed thru.

 

[gin_nose]

I dont think begging will be reduced much at all. He will be pushing for tips HARD. He has made it clear he is short on cash this month, you know he spent big on kat's gift and he has repeatedly said this month is tight. the email leak proved he wants money NOW. he also said the slow october hurt him and that money came this month (probably had alraedy spent too much thinking october would continue like previous months).

he has also many times on prestream talked about how emerald seven helps him big in Feb, he needs money NOW. he has mentioned it almost every day now.

so yeah, i am expecting the big tips push on these totally not a fundraiser, effort to raise funds streams (although that was dropped from the schedule descriptions because even dsp knows that would look too bad)

 

[FailedAttempt]

God Phil is an idiot. Apparently he actually read out loud the name “darkspics” in his prestream today. What’s worse is he said it like “ dark...uh...spics”.

Good job Phil.

 

[Sparkletor]

According to Phil the wrestling stream is probably the best "content" he puts out all year.

Phil is a professional streamer who plays video games. He considers his best content to watch the computer fight itself. He will not be actually impacting the game in any way. He will yell at the television and laugh at his own jokes. This is the best "work" he does all year.

The hardest working man in gaming. A real gamer. The video game is his paint and his canvas. He is a true artist creating a masterpiece.

 

[kamekmagik]

According to Phil the wrestling stream is probably the best "content" he puts out all year.

Phil is a professional streamer who plays video games. He considers his best content to watch the computer fight itself. He will not be actually impacting the game in any way. He will yell at the television and laugh at his own jokes. This is the best "work" he does all year.

The hardest working man in gaming. A real gamer. The video game is his paint and his canvas. He is a true artist creating a masterpiece.

Is this stream part of his transformative works? Literally letting the game play itself?

 

[FalsePositive]

Is this stream part of his transformative works? Literally letting the game play itself?

Don't be a negative idiot, the game isn't going to download comic book characters from the community portal on it's own.

 

[tarni]

According to Phil the wrestling stream is probably the best "content" he puts out all year.

Phil is a professional streamer who plays video games. He considers his best content to watch the computer fight itself. He will not be actually impacting the game in any way. He will yell at the television and laugh at his own jokes. This is the best "work" he does all year.

The hardest working man in gaming. A real gamer. The video game is his paint and his canvas. He is a true artist creating a masterpiece.

So just talking over footage is transformative, now...

 

[flatsoda]

12/21/18 First Prestream - Spiderman DLC Silver Lining Stream: Do The Paypigs Know It's Beg-mas?

Spoiler: Emerald_Seven Pre Prestream Chat

[2018-12-21 18:26:03 UTC] android___x: nice i lost my sub
[2018-12-21 18:26:15 UTC] android___x: now i can get a tier 3 from emerald seven
[2018-12-21 18:26:28 UTC] alakazam_the_best: @android___x wallet out dspRevolver dspAnger
[2018-12-21 18:26:49 UTC] android___x: I'm not going to resub when i can get a tier 3 lol
[2018-12-21 18:27:03 UTC] alakazam_the_best: dspHmm dspHmm
[2018-12-21 18:27:07 UTC] tediz007: where is he?
[2018-12-21 18:27:20 UTC] android___x: I'm sure emerald seven will come today
[2018-12-21 18:27:22 UTC] yukimurasanada: Phil says, you should cheer sub and tip even when someone like Emerald or Tut is doing it TPFufun
[2018-12-21 18:27:22 UTC] darksydephil: I think people should stop expecting and depending on someone to show up and gift them a sub.... I'm grateful for the support but I don't expect anything like that. Just saying, it's kind of greedy during this holiday season?
[2018-12-21 18:27:42 UTC] goldencolts: ravageYeah
[2018-12-21 18:27:45 UTC] mujtaba12321: it is what it is
[2018-12-21 18:27:49 UTC] yukimurasanada: LUL
[2018-12-21 18:27:51 UTC] android___x: nah i don't think your greedy Phil you need the money
[2018-12-21 18:27:52 UTC] alakazam_the_best: dspHmm dspHmm
[2018-12-21 18:28:08 UTC] teedubs: @android___x what makes you think your going to get tair3. someone hit the lottery doesn't mean i should stop working
[2018-12-21 18:28:22 UTC] android___x: i might as well wait and see
[2018-12-21 18:28:31 UTC] darksydephil: I'm the prime beneficiary of emeral_seven's generosity and i'm not sitting here expecting him to show up and contribute every day. i'm just grateful for what I've gotten so far
[2018-12-21 18:28:42 UTC] yukimurasanada: Phil is terrified for a Tut 2.0 situation.

Spoiler: DSP Returns To The Streaming Grind

"Welcome back. Thanks everyone, for a great off yesterday! I had a day off yesterday from streaming. *PIG SNORT* And, uh, it was pretty good! Uh, even though, I'll be honest with you guys, it was a very, very, very, VERY BUSY DAY for me! The first day off I had, in TEN STRAIGHT DAYS! So it was the first opportunity I had to go do GROCERY SHOPPING, do things that I had to do, that were ERRANDS, and the like! I also had to buy, uh, THINGS to just- the food for our CHRISTMAS DINNER we're going to have here next week. Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* In addition to all of that, IT WAS INSANELY BUSY! You know, in the United States, this is the final push for people to go buy holiday presents, and stuff, for each other. So, everyone is running around, doing last minute shopping! Uhm, you know? It was very, very, VERY busy outside! Uhm. *PIG SNORT* But, it was still a good day! It was a good day, it was a RESTFUL day! You can hear my voice, my voice is not a hundred percent. But it's MUCH better, from not having to really talk that much yesterday. Uhm, and hopefully, this will now allow my voice to hold out, over the course of this weekend. With all the holiday festivites we have in STORE, uh, I certainly wouldn't want my voice to start DYING NOW! You know what I mean?"

Spoiler: DSP Implores The Viewers To Help Make His Stream Entertaining

"Now, here's the thing! Even if the DLC ends up being kind of crappy. I think the stream will still be fun! I'm going to try to make it as festive as possible, I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL. I hope you'll talk with me, and INTERACT with me, and at least try to make things entertaining here! Rather than US focusing on the DLC being bad!"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Hypes His Christmas Eve Begging Stream

"On MONDAY! The Christmas Eve Podcast! Unlike the other content that I'm putting out, that's just silly gaming fun, The Christmas Eve Podcast on Monday will be very different. That will be a more PERSONAL time. Where, what I'm going to do is, sit down with all of you. And, we're going to have a very nice chat! First thing we're going to talk about, is basically, how things have been going this year. I want to tell you guys, how personally, Behind The Scenes, with myself and Kat, things have been really going in 2018. Give you, a kind of, update on-on everything, our-our, you know, PERSONAL side of things, that I really don't talk about that much. THEN, I want to talk about the PROFESSIONAL side of things! HOW DID the streaming go this year, overall? HOW DID everything, you know, kind of go down? Uhm. In general, you know, because REMEMBER, WE had a lot of HIGHS and LOWS this year! With YouTube and everything! And, I kind of want to talk with all of you about that. Because, I REALLY DON'T, really talk about it that much anymore! You know? I used to talk about it all the time, and now I, basically, just: STREAM, STREAM, STREAM! And don't really bother you guys with that stuff! But, I know that there are some of you who actually care, and would like that information. So, I'll be sharing some of that, uhm, *LIP SMACK!* on Christmas Eve! THEN! *LEG SLAP* We'll be talking about Christmas, itself! Because, it'll be Christmas traditions and things, I'm sure we'll all want to talk about. I'll tell you guys, about how Kat and I will spending our Christmas Eve night and CHRISTMAS DAY. Uh, and some of things that we've been doing here, to celebrate the holidays, THIS MONTH. Because, we have been doing various, different, things! Uhm, *LIP SMACK!* and I want to hear YOUR Christmas Traditions! You know? I want to hear all about your families, and what you guys do! And then! After that! It's going to be The Big 2019 Gaming Calendar Update! What I'm going to do is, go through 2019 *HAND CLAP* and talk about ALL the upcoming gaming releases, and which ones I'm interested in. So, at least for the first, you know, three, four, months of the year, you guys will have *LIP SMACK!* A GOOD IDEA of what's going on with me! And what games I'm planning on covering! And, by the way, I should mention, 2019 is a CRAZY BUSY gaming year, early on! I mean, through late January, through, like, APRIL, there's an INCREDIBLE amount of HIGH PROFILE game releases coming out! That I'll be covering for you, ON STREAMS! SO, what I'm HOPING is, we get this BIG MOMENTUM! This month, by the way, December, has been a REALLY GREAT MONTH! People have been showing up, IN DROVES, to watch my stuff, here ON TWITCH! Maybe, we can keep that MOMENTUM GOING! You know? All through January, February, March! Since, it seems there's going to be so much GREAT NEW CONTENT coming out! I'm hoping we can keep that up! Okay?"

Spoiler: Christmas Plans For The Pig And The Kat

"*LIP SMACK!* So, that's what you can expect the next few days. Christmas Eve night, I will not be streaming. *LIP SMACK!* Kat and I will be going out to dinner! I'll talk about that on the Christmas Eve Podcast. And then, Christmas Day I'm spending ALL DAY with Kat! Man, do WE want this! We can't wait! We just can't wait! Because, USUALLY when we have days off together, that's OUR day to go out and do stuff! Like, that's our day to RUN OUT, and we have to go GROCERY SHOPPING! We have to do this, we have to do that! You know, RUN ERRANDS and do things that WE HAVE TO DO, during that time frame! That's our only time we get together! Uhm, and WE ALMOST NEVER get downtime to just RELAX together! So, it's going to be SOOOOO MUCH FUN, and SO RELAXING, to just be together on Christmas! We're already talking about how we're going to make breakfast TOGETHER! We're going to make dinner TOGETHER! Like, it's going to be such a nice day, that we really need! So. *LIP SMACK!* Look forward to that!"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Celebrates His Short Term Gains

"Uhm, so everyone, as you can see, maybe you haven't been around for a while. You came back today and you crapped- you crapped your pants, when you saw how many subs we have! *SMUG CHUCKLE* YEAH! Uh, THE SUB GIFTING continues! Uh, Emerald_Seven came by AGAIN the other day, and dropped ANOTHER few, couple of hundred, SUBS! So, we're in an INSANELY HIGH, seventeen hundred and eighty-nine, subs right now! BY THE WAY, we have- I added THREE EMOTES, the other day! WE now STILL have, like, ANOTHER ELEVEN OR TWELVE EMOTE SPOTS! *SMUG CHUCKLE* Because of all these subs! It's pretty CRAZY, the amount of subs WE have! Okay? Uhm, *BURP* Pretty Amazing! And, OBVIOUSLY, that level of SUPPORT is PRETTY AWESOME! And, again, I want to say 'Thank You' to Emerald_Seven! But, there are a few things I want to say. NUMBER ONE, I've been seeing some people saying, *MOCKING VOICE* 'Oh, man! I can't wait for Emerald_Seven to come by today, and drop- drop in with some, you know, SUB BOMBS!' You shouldn't do that, guys! And the reason I say that, *LIP SMACK* that's kind of being, VERY, VERY- what's the word? I don't want to say, 'GREEDY', because IT'S NOT REALLY! But, I think what happened is, Emerald_Seven has been coming by a lot the last week, to be supportive! But, that doesn't mean, that you should all just expect him to be here EVERY DAY to do that! You know what I mean? LIKE, that's kind of MESSED UP. It is the HOLIDAY SEASON. The Season of Giving! And, it should be a PLEASANT SURPRISE, if someone, like that, comes by and decides, to CONTRIBUTE, and gift US all stuff! It shouldn't be, like, you EXPECT IT! You know what I mean? That's kind of being UNGRATEFUL, in my opinion! Like, I'm INCREDIBLY HAPPY and GRATEFUL, for everyone- for-for EVERYONE'S SUPPORT, first of all! Everyone has been VERY SUPPORTIVE, and in particular, this month of December, you guys have been VERY SUPPORTIVE! Uhm, it's been a real- OUTSIDE OF Emerald_Seven's contributions, this month, ALREADY, has been a really GREAT MONTH for me, on Twitch! I just want to let everyone know that! It's been a really good month! So, thank you for that! And then, of course, Emerald_Seven's stuff, ON TOP OF THAT! Uhm. *LIP SMACK* You know, is basically, just kind of like, really more, SO NICE! And, I'll be very frank with all of you! You know, it's really helping me out to the point where, uh, you know, IT'S GREAT! And things might work out now, next year for me! Because of all this GENEROSITY! BUT, that doesn't mean we should just- EH, EH, it shouldn't be EXPECTED! It's kind of like, BEING ENTITLED! You know? 'OH! Well he's done it everyday! He's going to come back again! I can't wait for more today!' You shouldn't be like that! I'M CERTAINLY NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING! Listen. If anything great happens on the stream, THAT'S AMAZING! And I'm SUPER GRATEFUL for it! But I'm not expecting anything! You know what I mean? I'm just happy for anything I get! And grateful for anything I get! I'm certainly not expecting anything, from anyone! So, you know, AGAIN, shoutout and thank you to Emerald_Seven, for the reason that WE'RE at so many high SUBS! It's the reason why, moving forward, WE'RE going to have a RIDICULOUS amount of emotes, here on the channel! EVEN THOUGH, the channel- there's NO WAY we're going to maintain this level of subs! Let's be real here! Everyone knows, that my channel, in general, maintains, anywhere between FOUR HUNDRED and FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY subs on average. *LIP SMACK!* And it fluctuates, depending on the season, depending on the games that are out. And, that's what I expect! I expect, that when all this CHRISTMAS CHAOS kind of calms down, that we're going to go back to that! Okay? But for now, let's ride this POSITIVE WAVE! Let's enjoy the fact that WE have so many subs, that WE have so many emote slots! You know what I mean? Everyone should just enjoy it, and not expect anything out of it! Okay? *SNORT* Sound Good? Okay. VERY NICE! *CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE* So, I'm just saying that upfront!"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Is Worried About The Effects Of His Short Term Gains

"AND! The one thing, I do want to say upfont, everyone, is a lot of people- I hate when this happens! But, this is basically, TUT SYNDROME! All right? THE TUT SYNDROME! You might say, 'What does that mean?' When WE get a contributor, who came by in the summer and dropped a bunch of CONTRIBUTIONS. For about two months straight. Sadly, this contributor tried to DOMINATE the streams, make it all about himself, get tons of attention for himself! And then, eventually, ended up revealing his true colors, that, basically, he was someone who did not like me! And was just trying to screw with me and tried to get all his money back! And he did not. Which was GOOD, because that would have completely screwed me over! Okay? But! The problem there was, EVERY STREAM became about Tut! Every single thing that I did was, 'Where's Tut? What's Tut? What's going on with Tut?' I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THAT! You know? I was here, putting out gameplay streams! And everything became about: TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT! All right? In addition to that! Uhm. SADLY! There were people who were like, 'Phil got some contributions! You know, he doesn't need any help!' And, what ended up happening was, October - which traditionally, October and November, are actually, usually MY BEST MONTHS! Because, there's the two months where most new releases come out, during the year, that are high profile releases! I'm not exagerrating here, OCTOBER WAS MY WORST MONTH OF THE YEAR! And, I know you're like, 'Oh shit! What?!' YEAH! The month that had the most new releases! And the most games! You think people would have come out and, and, attended and CONTRIBUTED! A lot of people just assumed I was doing amazingly well, because of Tut's contributions, and just showed up and/or STOPPED CONTRIBUTING! And it ended up being a DUD MONTH for me! Now, this really affected me THIS MONTH, because in December, I got paid for everything in October, that happened! ANNND, it was NOT GOOD! Like, all my finances are, like, SHOT right now! And, that's why, EARLIER THIS MONTH, I was asking you guys for HELP! In regards to things, like, 'Oh my God! I might get OVERDRAFTED!' and stuff. THAT'S WHY! October was so slow because of TUT! Basically, being generous in August and September, it DESTROYED October for me! Okay? *LIP SMACK!* So, the last thing that I want to happen here is, 'Oh! This is great! You know, Phil is doing amazing!' And, then everyone just SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS! And the next thing you know, now it doesn't really matter that I got EXTRA SUPPORT, because no one- you know, EVERYONE thought I didn't need help anymore! AND/OR, you know, the usual stuff- It's like I just told you! The whole situation I'm in here, is that, I basically need to keep, you know, EARNING WHAT I'M EARNING with the amount of content that I put for you guys! PLUS, make extra stuff ON TOP to pay these TAXES next year! It's not, 'Oh! I just make a big lump, and then that's it! And then, I can go for months without making anything!' THAT'S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!! All right? So, the bottom line is, I just- I AM NERVOUS! You know? And people are like, uh, 'Is Phil-?', 'Is Phil feeling nervous about all this?' YEAH, I AM! You know? I'll be HONEST, with Tut's Situation, uhm, it really, it came back to bite me! And it almost SCREWED ME OVER COMPLETELY! And, I'm INCREDIBLY NERVOUS about the future! I AM!"

Spoiler: DSP Works Himself Into A Tizzy About Article 13

"Uhm. Another thing that makes me INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, guys, is Article 13 in European Union! Because, I am well aware, that a LARGE CHUNK of viewers of mine, live in the European Union! And, if Article 13 passes, the way that- the way that it is currently in place, and apparently it- APPARENTLY already, initially passed a first wave of voting! With no issues. And is going to another wave of voting now. Uhm. Err. A lot of you guys in the European Union, aren't going to be able to watch my stuff anymore! I hope you guys understand that! Like, this is a HORRENDOUS LAW! That is incredibly, just poorly thought out! EVERY SINGLE TECH COMPANY is opposing it! YET, it doesn't seem like they're having any sway! Apparently, these lawmakers in the European Union, who are doing this, just don't give a shit! They're doing this for their own personal reasons! Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* And, you know, it makes me VERY NERVOUS that many of you- you know, I get HUNDREDS of viewers a day! THOUSANDS of viewers across the globe everyday on YouTube! How many of you are not going to able to watch my stuff anymore? And, of course, if you can't watch my stuff, that means, you know, uhh, that's a HUGE CHUNK of what *CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE* I need to make, to make ends meet! That's gone! A HUGE CHUNK of my viewerbase, JUST GONE! And, you know, that makes me INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, TOO! You know? What I'm hoping is, that, this really is going to be the opposite. Like, it's one of these things, that, uhm, IS OVERBLOWN and won't turn out as bad is it sounds. Like, we all remember, 'OH NO! Net Neutrality is going away!' And then it did, and then nothing really happened! Right? Uhm. But the bottom line is here, when companies like Google and Twitch, and everyone who I WORK FOR, or- I say 'Work for,' I don't work for them. EVERYWHERE, where I work, *THROAT CLEAR* all right, are coming out publicly and saying, 'If this passes, we're going to have to BLOCK any traffic from the European Union!' Because, if you can't prove that you own the copyright rights, to whatever you're streaming, THAT'S IT! I mean, you're talking about, A HUMONGOUS CHUNK OF STREAMERS will not be able to stream! A GINORMOUS amount of viewers won't be able to VIEW! This will be like, an Internet Censorship, on a MASSIVE SCALE! ANNND. You know what I mean? Like, I think people are not taking this SERIOUSLY, at this point. Because, I barely hear anyone talking about it! I'm like, 'How is this not the BIG THING?!' This should be what everyone is talking about! It's going to DESTROY THE INTERNET! It's going to DESTROY websites like YouTube and Twitch! If this passes and it goes through, the way it is. I don't want to see, you know, A QUARTER OF MY VIEWERBASE go away OVERNIGHT! I know that, a lot of my MODERATING STAFF live in the European Union! All right? I know that, a lot of my BIGGEST VIEWERS AND FANS are from the European Union! You know? *THROAT CLEAR* So. I just don't know, man! It makes me INCREDIBLY NERVOUS! It's just, what I mean, like, I get GENEROSITY and it's still- because of the things that have happened to me in the past, I still end up feeling, kind of, nervous and skeptical. And I know that sucks! To always have to feel like that! But, just because of the stuff that's happened to me, you know, over the years. It does, you know, the GENEROSITY! Even though, I know, 'WOW! I want to feel POSITIVE and great about the future!' I'm just nervous, that any moment, it can be taken away! Or, you know, uhm. I just would like- you know. ALL RIGHT! Here's the TRUTH OF THE MATTER! Okay? Here's the truth of the matter! If I could just have a NICE DAY. RELAXING. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. And NOT WORRY ABOUT ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT. You know what I mean?! Christmas Day, I have off from streaming! It would be nice, if I could just sit here and not have to worry about this! BUT, I think Article 13 is something that's scaring EVERYBODY! RIGHT? IT IS! Article 13 is something that's TERRIFYING everyone! Across the internet! Uh, how it's going to affect things and change things. All right? Uhm, so HOPEFULLY, those of you who live in the European Union are EDUCATING YOURSELVES, and/or anything that you can do! I don't know what you can do! Like I said, like I told you guys a MILLION TIMES, uhm, I don't live in the European Union! I don't even know what actions you guys can take! I don't know what your lawmaking system is like! Uhm, I can tell you this, you know. Years ago, when I was in, kind of the same situation here in the United States! We had- what was it? Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* It was like, like, ART- not arti-, it wasn't an Article, but it was like some law. S-point-nine-seven-eight or something crazy like that. Some weird name. Right? And it looked like, it was kind of do the same thing. It was going to change the Internet, it was going to censor the internet. And it looked like YouTube was going to be very negatively affected. And I spoke out against it, I made a video that ended up getting, OVER SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS on YouTube! Which is crazy! Uhm, *LIP SMACK!* and basically spread the word about it! And I was even- my video really reached out there! And, I was contacted by, uh, by nonprofit organizations saying, 'Dude, your video actually helped out a lot! We would like to INCLUDE YOU in a book about the whole situation!' And I was like, 'NAAH! I don't want to be a part of that!' Uhm, you know, but, that's what I mean! I think I did as much as I could years ago, with stuff like that. SOPA and PIPA *THROAT CLEAR* and all that garbage that happened. Uhm, I don't really think I have much power, besides just talking about Article 13 every once in a while, guys. And letting you know that it exists and what's going on. Uhm, *LIP SMACK!* you know, I don't know what else to, uh, TO DO.

[2018-12-21 19:04:34 UTC] hella_black: eu streamers dont even mention it

"REALLY?! That's bad! They should be! You know? SO, I certainly hope that everything works out well for them- for the best for everyone! All right. I just don't know! But, uh, it makes me nervous! I would like to just, on Christmas Day, for the nice day with Kat! Unplugged from the Internet. Enjoying a NICE DAY with her and relaxing! And I hope that I can get there! You know what I mean? Uhm, *FAKE LAUGH* I hope that we can have just a RELAXING DAY, and not have this LOOMING stuff over OUR heads, and crap! All right? GOOD LORD."

Spoiler: Begging

"The final thing I'll say, if you are interested in TIPPING ME today! Maybe a little tricky to figure out how to do, because it is SEPARATE from the cheering and subbing processes. So, allow me to explain."

Explains how to send his greasy begging ass a tip.

"Thank you very much, EVERYONE, for any kind of contribution that you may, you know, give today! It is much appreciated, especially during the Holiday Season!"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Thanks His Paypigs For Their Support

"Special shoutouts and thank yous, to those who CONTRIBUTED during my day off yesterday! You know, it was a MUCH NEEDED day off! After NINE STRAIGHT DAYS of FULL DAYS of streaming here, my voice was completely friggin' SHOT. *LIP SMACK!* And quite frankly, it was a very nice to FINALLY get a day! Even as HECTIC as it was, you know, *LIP SMACK!* RUNNING ALL AROUND! Doing all the ERRANDS and stuff that I had to do with KAT. It was a good day! And I'm coming back here, feeling good! So, Thanks!"

Spoiler: DSP Answers Viewer Questions

[2018-12-21 18:41:14 UTC] savethepigthegame: cheer100 hey phil just spreading a little pre-stream holiday cheer, hope you enjoy christmas and get to spend some time with your parents before new years god bless you phil

"My parents live on the other side of the COUNTRY! So, the answer is 'NO.' I will not be able to spend time with my parents before New Years! Uhm, BUT, I will be able to spend Christmas Day with KAT! Which is going to mean the world! Trust me. So, thank you for that, savethepigthegame."

[2018-12-21 18:52:31 UTC] whattheshmeck: charity50 Speaking of Christmas, Can you tell us what you got Kat for Christmas or give us a hint? Hope all is well #charity

"NOPE!"

Spoiler: DSP's BMW Lore

[2018-12-21 18:56:15 UTC] alexander_rossi: cheer50 are you still leasing the BMW? I remember seeing it in your old vlogs

"Uh, I haven't had a BMW in almost two years! And, quite frankly, the last two years that I had that, I didn't even want it! It was WAY TOO EXPENSIVE! And, for what I was getting out of it, it was not worth the money! To make a long story short, guys. A long time ago, we're talking, holy crap now! That would be: one, two, three, four, five, six, SEVEN YEARS AGO! Like, back in the day, when I was ROLLING IN DOUGH, that ONE YEAR that I made big YouTube money, when I was ACTUALLY POPULAR on YouTube! Uhm, my, my current car was a Pontiac Grand Am that I had for NINE YEARS, and was LITERALLY falling apart at the seams! It was leaking oil, the windows were caving in, the thing was a PIECE OF GARBAGE! And I needed a new car, and that car had been a LEMON! I bought it as a used car, and over the years, it had constantly had problems! Over and over and over. *LIP SMACK!* And at the time, I wanted to lease instead of buy, because I wanted a car that would have some kind of agreement. Where, if service or anything went wrong, and something needed to happen, they would do it FOR FREE! Rather than me, pay for the cost of the car FIVE TIMES OVER, like I did with that Grand Am! Uhm, and so, at the time, making SO MUCH MONEY like I was, I said, 'Why not lease a BMW! This would be something nice!' There was a BMW dealership, right near my house at the time! That was one of the VERY FEW frivolous things I spent money on! The other thing would've been the STUPID STATUES that I bought! That I now, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT wish I never spent a dollar on them! Because they're a complete waste of time and money! But, at the time I was younger, and I really don't know that much at time about, you know, what was going to happen in the future. And, I was STUPID! And I spent too much money! I'm being VERY HONEST here! Okay? *LIP SMACK!* So, I leased a BMW for two and a half years. Then, when I moved across the country, from Connecticut to Washington, I GOT TRICKED! Because that's EXACTLY what it was! I got tricked, into extending a lease for a newer model of BMW. I shouldn't have done it! I should've said, 'I'm not doing it!' And even if I need to trade the car in, and pay a bunch of fees, because I had to trade it in early or whatever. I should have done it! And just said, 'Cut the cord! Get a much cheaper car!' But, I WAS STUPID, and I got ri- I got, basically, TRICKED into ANOTHER THREE YEAR, uh, LEASE! With another BMW, that I ended up- couldn't afford! And it was really bad, like it was drawing my finances! And then, finally, last year, the lease expired and I got rid of that thing! I said, 'Thank God!' Because, I never used any of the features in it, that ARE THE REASONS why you pay so much for a BMW! And I was just so happy that to finally get rid of it! I really was. Uhm. So. *LIP SMACK!* No! I don't have a BMW, anymore! I haven't in almost two years! I don't ever want to have another one again! It's too friggin' EXPENSIVE! Even though, it was a NICE CAR! Uhm, that's certainly not something that's going to be within the realms of reality, for my budget, EVER AGAIN! So, There You Go!"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Falls For A Troll's Trick

"Chargeblade tipped me $5.01. Let's see what he says here. Uhm. It's basically a very negative message here! And I don't really like the fact, that this person is having negative con- Basically, in a nutshell, this person is trying to insinuate, that I never want anyone in the stream chat to talk about negative stuff. Like, if negative stuff happens, I tell people to stop. And I shut it down. And, if people don't talk about what's going on the game, or on stream constantly, then I get angry. That's not the case at all! In fact, nine times out of ten, I just let it go! There's very few exceptions! Where maybe, I'll be in the middle of doing something critical in the game, or something happens that's big, or I need help. And I look down at stream chat, and LITERALLY no one is paying attention to the game! That will IRK ME! Because, I understand, you guys are here to hang out and chill. I get that. But, you also have to understand, that I'm, you know, DOING SOMETHING HERE on stream, FOR A REASON! I would think, or HOPE, that MOST PEOPLE who turn out for my streams are here to be ENTERTAINED. And not, as just a chat hangout! You know what I mean? Like. There's many other places where you can go and just chat hangout. And I'm not saying that you can't do that! But, it's a little disheartening, where here I am, in the middle of a gameplay trying to ENTERTAIN YOU, or trying to- trying to get somewhere in a game! Or, err, anything! And I look down and there's no one paying attention to me! Okay? *LIP SMACK!* Truth of the matter is, there've been VERY FEW times, the last few of months, that that's happened! Uhm. And I'm very happy that my, my streams have been a lot more- I feel like they've been, I feel like, I've been MORE ENGAGED! And you guys have been more engaged. Which is great! Our INTERACTIVITY has been really good! AND, I don't really feel this all the time! I think this person is trying to GOAD ME into, like, being angry or something. It's not working! So, all I can say is, 'Thanks for the TIP! But, sadly, your trick didn't work!' Uhm, you know? I don't think that, you guys-, you understand what I'm trying to say. Like, what they're basically saying is, if the conversation goes in another direction, then what's going on in the game, why don't I do it? I DO! I do that all the time! If people are talking about different things and want to get me involved, or ask me questions. I'll answer them! It's just that, you have to understand that, THERE'S ALSO A GAME THAT'S GOING ON! This is not, 'Phil Debates Five Hundred Unrelated Topics Stream!' Even though, sometimes into go in that direction! This is, 'Phil Is Playing A Game. OH, And By The Way! Also Interacts With An Audience Stream!' It kind of goes hand in hand. It's not, if you want me to do a stream, where I just answer random topics, it's called Ask The King! And I do it every other month! It's a Q & A show! It's almost four hours long! There's plenty of ample opportunity for this to happen. And it's not during gameplay! Okay? So, SORRY if this person was particularly, IRKED by something that happened to them! But, ULTIMATELY IT'S MY STREAM. And, I have the ability to direct the stream where I want it to go. And, if I feel that stream chat is kind of derailing from what the stream is supposed to be, I'm going to call that out and I'm going to take control! It's my stream! I can't let the stream go out of control! And now we got things that are causing DRAMA, and violating Twitch's terms of service! We can't do that! All right? You just gotta understand that! Okay? If you don't like that, then go to some chaotic stream! I don't know what else to tell ya! Go to some stream, where you know, there's FORTY BILLION VIEWERS and the stream chat's out of control! And they just ignore everybody! If that's what you want, go right ahead! *SMUG CHUCKLE* And then you'll never be moderated! Don't worry about it! You'll never be moderated, or told that you're off-topic. Because there won't be any topic! It'll be CHAOS ensuing! You know? I don't know what else to say here. Uhm, but thank you for your CONTRIBUTION, Chargeblade. So, I am going to put you UP on the leaderboard, because rightly, you are the top TIPPER!"

Spoiler: Where Darksydephil Sees Himself in Five Years

[2018-12-21 19:28:33 UTC] stevenojuice: pogchamp100 @darksydephil where do you see yourself in 5 years?

"I DON'T! You know what, at the very beginning of my YouTube time, people asked me, 'Phil, where do you see yourself in five or ten years?' Do you think, back then, I would've said, 'Well, I see myself living on the other side of the country! *LIP SMACK!* Uh, you know, living with my, uh, my SIGNIFICANT OTHER of about a year! And you know, being a Full Time Live Streamer. Not a YouTuber!' Because, back then I was a YouTuber, right? 'Being a Full Time Live Streamer! And, you know-' Uh, uh, er, There's no way! There's no way! Especially in what I do for a living! There's NO WAY I can predict where I'm going to be! I mean, I can tell you, IDEALLY in five years! In five years, I would still like to be living here! I would like to have established, a little bit more of a, uh, a, of a FOOTHOLD in a relationship here with Kat! So that we're kind of more settled in, and less STRESSED OUT constantly about everything! *PIG SNORT* I would like to have IMPROVED as a streamer! To the point where, as I've told you guys, really ideally, what I want is that I, I am SO SUCCESSFUL on Twitch, that I don't have to worry about OUTSIDE FACTORS! I don't have to worry about Patreon, or YouTube, or how they perform on a weekly- er, MONTHLY basis!
INSTEAD! Twitch is my MAIN FOCUS! And that's what I CAN DO AND BE! What I ideally would like, IS FOR AMAZON to launch an on-demand video service to rival, OR DEFEAT, YouTube! So, that I can put all of my content, really in one place! *PIG SNORT* And not have it feel like I'm splitting, between Twitch and YouTube! I just want this to be all You- ALL TWITCH! Okay? All Amazon! Or whatever! But, there really is no competition for YouTube, so I STILL HAVE TO upload my archives there! As bad as it is, and as much CRAP that I have to put up with! It's still that situation! Uhm, so in five years, I would like to see myself be a lot more stable. Not having to WORRY about things changing! Like Article 13, screwwing everyone over! Or the next TROLL, who FALSE COPYRIGHT FLAGS ME, or MASS REPORTS for something that's NOT HAPPENING, and somehow I get in TROUBLE for it! You know? That would be nice! Sadly, I'm nowhere near that place right now! That's somewhere I'd definitely like to be in five years! Okay? Oh, and by the way, being able to REFINANCE MY HOME here, so that, the reason that I have a lot of financial problems, is the amount of debt in my name! Refinancing that debt into the mortgage, so now, my credit can improve! Because that would, LITERALLY, if I could do that right now! That would make things, so much, TREMENDOUSLY better! I'd have so much less money to owe on a monthly basis! My credit would improve! Everything would get better! But I can't do it right now! So, basically, in five years, I hope that that has already happened! And, that would be the ideal situation! Still being here, having a good life with Kat! Enjoying my streaming everyday. Focusing only on the streaming, not worrying about anything else! And being in a better financial positiion! That's where I would like to be in five years! There You Go!"

 

[thebonesauce]

His justification for North Korean chat... I can say with 100% certainty that I have NEVER heard another streamer threaten to end their stream simply because they weren’t the center of attention.

If Phil had ANY sense, he would use topics he’s unfamiliar with to act as a catalyst for conversation, not expect his drones to be focused on him and his games and keep the conversation limited to that.

Blows me away.

 

[kebab4you]

The other thing would've been the STUPID STATUES that I bought! That I now, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT wish I never spent a dollar on them! Because they're a complete waste of time and money! But, at the time I was younger, and I really don't know that much at time about, you know, what was going to happen in the future.

Wasn't he still in his late 20s though? Not like he was 15 years old when he stumbled upon all that money.

 

[Drip Feed]

His justification for North Korean chat... I can say with 100% certainty that I have NEVER heard another streamer threaten to end their stream simply because they weren’t the center of attention.

If Phil had ANY sense, he would use topics he’s unfamiliar with to act as a catalyst for conversation, not expect his drones to be focused on him and his games and keep the conversation limited to that.

Blows me away.

Phil? Initiating conversation that isnt about she he somewhat knows about? When pigs fly.

 

[TheGoutinator]

He rage deleted Spider-Man lol what a scrub.

I just finished the DLC and the base challenges are definitely difficult especially if you're going for the objectives, but he didn't even attempt to get those and still got his ass handed to him lol.

He was miserable and whining the entire time and blamed the game for why people were tuning out. He was also being an ass to people who would tip and politely try to correct him on something and help. From what I hear he's like this on every stream he does these days.

Cheers to that festive Christmas spirit and positive fun stream.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Phil’s 5-year-goal is to be in a better place financially. Nevermind that he owns homes on both coasts, has a brand new car that sits unused in his garage, and is paid 100 grand annually to play children’s games. If he thinks Amazon will allow his content on their mythical YouTube competitor, just wait until the detractors (many with Amazon Prime memberships, I’m sure) flag the living fuck out of it.

No mention of his soulmate. No personal or professional goals. He just wants to make more money for bustin’ his ass!

 

[Comma]

DoorsydePhil, Episode 4: Spider-man DLC

Longer episode than usual because of the extreme amount of rage. It could've easily been an hour-long episode.

(my favorite part is around 0:56 )

 

[Wing Zero]

If he thinks Amazon will allow his content on their mythical YouTube competitor, just wait until the detractors (many with Amazon Prime memberships, I’m sure) flag the living fuck out of it.

Detractors won't even need to flag it - Amazon will boot him off within the first week when they see he's just throwing up unedited stream footage chopped up into chunks.

The best part will be seeing him squirm, desperately wanting to shit on Amazon for not wanting his "QWALITY KHANTENT" on their site but not being able to cause it'd probably result in an immediate Twitch ban.

 

[Pargon]

Yeah christmas eve is going to be interesting, he is going to spin the I need a holiday narrative he already did the other week. Tere is a problem with that though so he needs the 16k for his disney trip with Khet but him being away for 2 weeks will fuck him overit will also blow his cover as he always has to maintain form. Cent be a beggerif you are sipping martinis.

So if khet accepts the proposal he is going to try and seal it quick with a pre nup which she wont accept because we know she is a gold digger. So non pre nup Phil is going to be hilarious.yeah optimism as fuck I know but I think this is demon girls plan

Don't forget Dave's Famous Double-Dippin's: if he goes on a vacation, first he needs the money from his pigs to pay for it, and then he needs more money to make up for the money he'd get for all those days he's not streaming! He's done this sort of push for every vacation he's taken so expect to see him run a train hard on his viewers if he makes a go for the Disneyland getaway/honeymoon.

That he expects to be paid even for when he's not "working" like he had a regular full time job has always made me especially sick. The amount of money he makes, the fact that he has no commute, no boss to answer to, no deadlines and no real tasks to perform isn't enough, nope. He wants all the benefits of having an actual job, too.

 

[ZehnBoat]

So just talking over footage is transformative, now...

huh well i guess there's nothing wrong with tevin then
ain't that right phil?

 

[WeeblesWobble]

I think people should stop expecting and depending on someone to show up and gift them a sub.... I'm grateful for the support but I don't expect anything like that. Just saying, it's kind of greedy during this holiday season?

Uhhh, yes you do. You expect people to swoop in and throw money at you and save you every time you tell them you're going through some stuff. If someone told him "I think Phil should stop expecting AND DEPENDING on someone to show up and give them money" he would have a conniption. How can a man be so obtuse?

First thing we're going to talk about, is basically, how things have been going this year. I want to tell you guys, how personally, Behind The Scenes, with myself and Kat, things have been really going in 2018. Give you, a kind of, update on-on everything, our-our, you know, PERSONAL side of things, that I really don't talk about that much.

Yes, because it's not like he didn't say, weeks prior, that he would stop doing this because "duh detractors" use the info against him lol.

"My parents live on the other side of the COUNTRY! So, the answer is 'NO.' I will not be able to spend time with my parents before New Years! Uhm, BUT, I will be able to spend Christmas Day with KAT! Which is going to mean the world! Trust me. So, thank you for that, savethepigthegame."

You spent last Christmas with her, before she even moved in. So you spent the holidays with some strange instead of with the parents you haven't seen in four years.

I can tell you, IDEALLY in five years! In five years, I would still like to be living here! I would like to have established, a little bit more of a, uh, a, of a FOOTHOLD in a relationship here with Kat!

A "foothold" in the relationship? What does that even mean lol. You're already living together, what, is he planning on startng a family? lol

I would like to have IMPROVED as a streamer! To the point where, as I've told you guys, really ideally, what I want is that I, I am SO SUCCESSFUL on Twitch, that I don't have to worry about OUTSIDE FACTORS!

Yes, put all of your eggs in one basket. That didn't hurt you on youtube at all.

 

[FailedAttempt]

Phil’s 5-year-goal is to be in a better place financially. Nevermind that he owns homes on both coasts, has a brand new car that sits unused in his garage, and is paid 100 grand annually to play children’s games. If he thinks Amazon will allow his content on their mythical YouTube competitor, just wait until the detractors (many with Amazon Prime memberships, I’m sure) flag the living fuck out of it.

No mention of his soulmate. No personal or professional goals. He just wants to make more money for bustin’ his ass!

I think he know she’ll have found a new host to possess by then.

 

[Agentsmith]

Random thought:

Can D$P ever actually be happy?

I'm leaning towards no.

Any stream he does he can talk for 20-90 minutes about any random negative or perceived slight against him, and sound like a totally ungrateful & cynical elderly person who is in a nursing home unhappy with how life unfolded for them

I mean he pretty much won a small lottery this with with some $8-12k gifted to him, and he STILL can find 10 reasons 'things are tight' or he is 'nervous' or the detractors bring him down etc...

He clings to his pathetic internet 'fame', gout-mansion & soul mate as material signs of success; and he can gloat about these to his faceless viewers instead of real friends, and feel superior as he watches WWE & drinks a gin at 130am after sending out his last insulting tweet for the day

Money seems to give him temporary happiness, but it is fleeting; so he needs more daily.

It's a sad cycle.

Hopefully the writers can bring in some more tension. I think the show is best when the main character is under pressure; and the more the better