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Haunter said:
I think it's understandable to wanna use information you have, albeit personal, to support your point. That's at least why I've done it. My advice would be to use more ambiguous language, like "I'm aware of", "People involved have told me". I dunno. Anything that can roll it into the body post, rather than a separate "Not to be off-topic: But", and chance bringing Null's Divine Judgement down upon yourself.
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"I heard from a friend of mine."
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DiabeticSP said:
Reckless Speculation: Soulmaid has finally for real left the building.

Holidays are a very common breakup time and with Phil being his usual grouchy old man self I imagine the begging and refinance scare has shattered what remained of Kat's ability to pretend Fake Phil she saw during her 3 weekends was rhe real deal.
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I want this so badly to be the case but I think if she had a lick of sense and if certain very plausible things were true (she pays no rent, Dave pays for food and utilities, etc.) then she'd be foolish to abandon ship now. Granted we don't know how close Casa de Chucklefuck is to bring foreclosed on; I'm torn between Phil being far too prideful to admit just how dire his straits are and him being too willing to sound the alarms over losing the house, but I think if she were smart she'd keep her seat on the gravy train until its derailment was imminent.
 
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Pargon said:
I want this so badly to be the case but I think if she had a lick of sense and if certain very plausible things were true (she pays no rent, Dave pays for food and utilities, etc.) then she'd be foolish to abandon ship now. Granted we don't know how close Casa de Chucklefuck is to bring foreclosed on; I'm torn between Phil being far too prideful to admit just how dire his straits are and him being too willing to sound the alarms over losing the house, but I think if she were smart she'd keep her seat on the gravy train until its derailment was imminent.
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Kat's ability to tolerate Phil is going to end long before Phil's ability to pay her to stay.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Kat's ability to tolerate Phil is going to end long before Phil's ability to pay her to stay.
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I could see bitching about finances will dry a woman's vagina fast as hell. Especially when the relationship was built upon trying to keep the house afloat. So either she's gone and the depression is hitting hard, or it's heading down that road in record speed.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Reckless Speculation: Soulmaid has finally for real left the building.

Holidays are a very common breakup time and with Phil being his usual grouchy old man self I imagine the begging and refinance scare has shattered what remained of Kat's ability to pretend Fake Phil she saw during her 3 weekends was rhe real deal.
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It could be he was already depressed when he went on break and when he was on break one of his mods told him tevin got that $2222.22 tip (plus a lot of other big ones), exactly the kind of thing dsp wanted and it sent him into pity land.

only reason i doubt that theory is i dont think he would be able to resist throwing shade at tevin if that was the case.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Kat's ability to tolerate Phil is going to end long before Phil's ability to pay her to stay.
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I want to say you're right but honestly around the waning months of their relationship it seemed like Leanna was actually trying to spend more time with him, as though he was actively avoiding her. I can absolutely see Phil and Kat having a weird NEET twist on the sexless 1950s-style sitcom marriage where they basically live completely separate lives and just happen to sleep in the same room together*. If that were the case I can see Kat being the kind of woman who could very easily deal with not being interacted with to a significant degree in exchange for a free stable and feed bag.

*When he's not passed out on the couch with one hand down his boxers, of course.

EDIT: what was I thinking? Phil has no need for extra ball room. He's a skidmarked tighty-whitey man through and through.
 
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xenomorph said:
Im waiting for his final con.

The "health scare" con.
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I'm mostly excited for that one because it will go one of two routes:

a) Phil's health scare is a straight up scam. Internet doctors and detectives will focus their collective Autism Beam upon him and every sour grapes-chowin' bastard who ever wanted to watch a pigroach burn will be crowing to anyone who will listen about how DSP faked testicular cancer or some shit to raise pitybux.

b) DSP's health scare is genuine. He will overshare to a hilarious degree in the hopes of drumming up more funds and his chat will be lit the fuck up daily with links to WebMD about how a 38-year old man with diabetes can't be chugging down energy drinks every day. Bans will be doled out in the dozens until the dawn of the new "Need Mah Insulin, Dood!" emote, after which the jokes about amputated, gouty feet will begin.


I can't wait.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
I could see bitching about finances will dry a woman's vagina fast as hell. Especially when the relationship was built upon trying to keep the house afloat. So either she's gone and the depression is hitting hard, or it's heading down that road in record speed.
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I dont think she is gone yet but yes, its heading down that road fast. dsp usually gives a little truth in his bullshit. tonight he depressingly was talking about how stressed he was and how stressed she was and she was working so hard and it was causing "other stress" and basically insinuated that the relationship was being stressed from all that is going on money wise (and probably just living with him for a year)
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
I could see bitching about finances will dry a woman's vagina fast as hell. Especially when the relationship was built upon trying to keep the house afloat. So either she's gone and the depression is hitting hard, or it's heading down that road in record speed.
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Honestly I think Dark basically has 0 sex drive, so I doubt they ever had much of a physical relationship.

Pargon said:
I'm mostly excited for that one because it will go one of two routes:

a) Phil's health scare is a straight up scam. Internet doctors and detectives will focus their collective Autism Beam upon him and every sour grapes-chowin' bastard who ever wanted to watch a pigroach burn will be crowing to anyone who will listen about how DSP faked testicular cancer or some shit to raise pitybux.

b) DSP's health scare is genuine. He will overshare to a hilarious degree in the hopes of drumming up more funds and his chat will be lit the fuck up daily with links to WebMD about how a 38-year old man with diabetes can't be chugging down energy drinks every day. Bans will be doled out in the dozens until the dawn of the new "Need Mah Insulin, Dood!" emote, after which the jokes about amputated, gouty feet will begin.


I can't wait.
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Win motherfuckin' win, baby.

You missed option 3 though.

Dark self-diagnoses with something impossible to disprove (I'm thinking a pain disease) and creates a new tier of Detractors while continuing his increasingly desperate begging; a blend of both options, if you want.
 
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Pargon said:
I'm mostly excited for that one because it will go one of two routes:

a) Phil's health scare is a straight up scam. Internet doctors and detectives will focus their collective Autism Beam upon him and every sour grapes-chowin' bastard who ever wanted to watch a pigroach burn will be crowing to anyone who will listen about how DSP faked testicular cancer or some shit to raise pitybux.

b) DSP's health scare is genuine. He will overshare to a hilarious degree in the hopes of drumming up more funds and his chat will be lit the fuck up daily with links to WebMD about how a 38-year old man with diabetes can't be chugging down energy drinks every day. Bans will be doled out in the dozens until the dawn of the new "Need Mah Insulin, Dood!" emote, after which the jokes about amputated, gouty feet will begin.


I can't wait.
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"Guys, y'know I'm honest guy well..the past few months I've been really run down and tired. "

**Sighs **

I'm gonna be honest here; I'm not feeling well and need to see a dhatur. but, AMERICA the way it is

*leans in the look at chat*

Healthcare is expensive *snort* y'know?

I can't afford it! I have bills to pay and taxes!

So, I need you guys help here..I need money because we ALL know the dhatur will do tests.. I dont know what KIND of tests but..tests.

I'm gonna need about 5 thousand dollars here man.. I hate asking for this but it's my health man.

-Two weeks later-

The dhatur says I need MORE tests but like scans or whatever for what I have but I dont KNOW what I have to find out what I have.

I'm gonna need about 10k this time.

-Two weeks later when asked about his condition-

Actually it's nobodies business what happened but Im fine so let's continue playing Minecraft here.
 
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xenomorph said:
"Guys, y'know I'm honest guy well..the past few months I've been really run down and tired. "

**Sighs **

I'm gonna be honest here; I'm not feeling well and need to see a dhatur. but, AMERICA the way it is

*leans in the look at chat*

Healthcare is expensive *snort* y'know?

I can't afford it! I have bills to pay and taxes!

So, I need you guys help here..I need money because we ALL know the dhatur will do tests.. I dont know what KIND of tests but..tests.

I'm gonna need about 5 thousand dollars here man.. I hate asking for this but it's my health man.

-Two weeks later-

The dhatur says I need MORE tests but like scans or whatever for what I have but I dont KNOW what I have to find out what I have.

I'm gonna need about 10k this time.

-Two weeks later when asked about his condition-

Actually it's nobodies business what happened but Im fine so let's continue playing Minecraft here.
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How does one contact the Writer's Guild to seek credit on crafting a real person's life?

DiabeticSP said:
Speaking of Kat, is she still scheduled for tomorrow?
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Her presence/absence is going to go a long way to disproving/proving the "Kat is gone" theory. You know he'll want to trot out his show pony to squeeze his fans some more, but if she suddenly can't make it...
 
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