Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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According to Jake, Hotwheels has "a big hand in child sex trafficking" and tried to arrange the murder of a friend of Jake's.
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See this whole spiel in the middle of it where he's feigning concern for our favorite wheelchair-bound midget being murdered in prison he did disgusts me.

If he actually saw Fred as a human being he wouldn't be pinning all this made up bullshit about him being an evil murderous bigoted sex pervert who runs a child rape minority murdering death gang on the poor dude who's suffered enough in life with his debilitating medical conditions.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
He could buy a junker with his Patreon but that doesn’t solve the problem is you can’t just park somewhere indefinitely and live there. Not only will property owners and police force you to move but it would inhabital for someone of Jake’s size. That doesn’t get into the weather, he couldn’t stay in it during the summer during the day and it would become freezing during the winter.
Jake couldn’t even be homeless because the other hobos would beat him senseless and steal his stuff.
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It just shows how out of touch Jake is, but also it sounds pitiful which is Jake’s bread and butter - he lives to be pitted on Twitter.

I don’t think a town like Ninantic takes kindly to fat hobos living in cars. Jake wouldn’t even last two hours living in a car without his precious twitter nevermind literally dying from the physical discomfort of sitting up for more than a few hours. I think Jake lays on his ass with his laptop balanced on top of his massive gut.

Living in a car would force Jake to rise at dawn everyday which would do him a lot of good.
 
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In Jake's fantasy world, someone should buy him a car he can't operate solely so he can live out of it.
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That's a trailer, Jake. You want a trailer. And that seems like it would be the best option for everyone if only he had a tugboat or something similar.
 
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Arachnomatricide said:
The claim that Twitter got back to him within 8 hours is a bald faced lie. They take weeks, at minimum, and usually don't send any reply at all if they find no violation. Every time I've ever reported someone on Twitter I don't remember what I reported them for by the time I get feedback because it took so long. Twitter mods aren't SJWs, they are employees from the same pool that does outsourced call center tech support.

What I don't understand though, is that everyone who uses Twitter knows this and yet nobody is gonna call SGG out. There is so much about this persona that is fraudulent even if you don't have an iota of KF information, I don't understand why people fall for it.
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No one is gonna call the faggot out because no one wants to be put on a block list. So they agree with literally anyone puts up. It can be literally to fuck babies but if it meant losing their friends, holy frijoles these fucks would stay clomp up harder than bored retail employees .
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
We can never know the pain Jake suffers. No one can unless they too have undergone the humiliation of not having their trans status accepted for no greater reason than the fact that they present as a man.
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Presenting as man is no barrier to having your trans status accepted by other troons. Danielle Muscato is proof of that.
 
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The Gay Banana said:
Presenting as man is no barrier to having your trans status accepted by other troons. Danielle Muscato is proof of that.
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But even he, as pathetic as he is, makes an effort, puts on makeup, wears ridiculous headpieces, shaves (poorly).

Jake does absolutely nothing to indicate he thinks he's a woman except sperg relentlessly about it online. Troons have a very strong deceptive forcefield about all the obvious men in their midst, but I think - and I think he realises - that even that won't be able to stop them from seeing Jake as the filthy male incel he actually is.
 
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But even he, as pathetic as he is, makes an effort, puts on makeup, wears ridiculous headpieces, shaves (poorly).

Jake does absolutely nothing to indicate he thinks he's a woman except sperg relentlessly about it online. Troons have a very strong deceptive forcefield about all the obvious men in their midst, but I think - and I think he realises - that even that won't be able to stop them from seeing Jake as the filthy male incel he actually is.
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Ah that is very true. If I'm being honest I haven't looked at any pics of Danielle Muscato for a long time to avoid making my eyes bleed.

Like we know Jake has made no attempt to actually transition but there's been no independent sighting of the gnome in such a long time. The guy is an enigma. I do however expect him to be a big fat gnome still .
 
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Abortions4All said:
If only there were a convenient location for replacing a social security card that was but seven miles from yon homestead and would cost a $20 uber ride, Violet could use some of her Patreon dollars to get this documentation at the start of the month!

Jake could have all his identification documents taken care of, including Ubers/Lyfts to each location, and including a new US Passport with photos taken and everything, by using a single month of Patreon income.

With a second month of Patreon income, he could file a name change petition, and by month three have all his documentation under his new name. Month four, he could be in a women's shelter getting away from his abusive home life where they destroy his documentation preventing him from leaving.
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You're forgetting about his spoons. How is any person to take an Uber and wait in a line without the requisite number of SPOONS? What a ridiculous, over-the-top expectation.

(I recognize that the spoon metaphor could legitimately apply to some invisible chronic medical disabilities, but the only spoons Jake Alley is in need of are spoons for eating massive buckets of ice cream and mashed potatoes. You know, because he's massively overweight.)
 
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The Gay Banana said:
Ah that is very true. If I'm being honest I haven't looked at any pics of Danielle Muscato for a long time to avoid making my eyes bleed.

Like we know Jake has made no attempt to actually transition but there's been no independent sighting of the gnome in such a long time. The guy is an enigma. I do however expect him to be a big fat gnome still .
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The reason we don't have any recent pictures is simple. Jake likely never leaves his own house or his own room, given his twitter addiction, sleep habbits, family troubles and lack of any kind of social life. He could die right now and be replaced by a bot on twitter and we'd never be the wiser
 
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The Gay Banana said:
Ah that is very true. If I'm being honest I haven't looked at any pics of Danielle Muscato for a long time to avoid making my eyes bleed.

Like we know Jake has made no attempt to actually transition but there's been no independent sighting of the gnome in such a long time. The guy is an enigma. I do however expect him to be a big fat gnome still .
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The last photo of him we have is just over a year old. Since then, he’s confirmed that he’s still bald, fat, bearded and presents as a man.
 
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Jake sperged out over getting tagged, yet again, even though he already quote tweeted the person while screeching at him. "just trying to get through Christmas" http://archive.li/efizh
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“Missing my family” ??? So is this Jake referring to his fake dead brother (really his cousin) or the fact that his mom went to spend Christmas at a family member’s home where Jake was decidedly unwelcome. I’m hoping for the latter because once the entire family has said enough with Jake’s bullshit and leeching then his mother might soon follow suit.

Especially if she just left Jake alone on Christmas to stew so she could enjoy the holiday with humans that still have an iota of joy in their heart, not giant insane whiny man babies that spend their life on Twitter.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
“Missing my family” ??? So is this Jake referring to his fake dead brother (really his cousin) or the fact that his mom went to spend Christmas at a family member’s home where Jake was decidedly unwelcome. I’m hoping for the latter because once the entire family has said enough with Jake’s bullshit and leeching then his mother might soon follow suit.
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When Jake says "my family", he clearly means Zoe Quinn, the CON gang, and the troons who used to give him free access to conventions (until he got on their bad side with his zoepost 2.0 and his harassment of Soha). He pines for the days when he had an audience that lapped up his bullshit and reinforced his "pretty animu princess" delusion.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
“Missing my family” ??? So is this Jake referring to his fake dead brother (really his cousin) or the fact that his mom went to spend Christmas at a family member’s home where Jake was decidedly unwelcome. I’m hoping for the latter because once the entire family has said enough with Jake’s bullshit and leeching then his mother might soon follow suit.

Especially if she just left Jake alone on Christmas to stew so she could enjoy the holiday with humans that still have an iota of joy in their heart, not giant insane whiny man babies that spend their life on Twitter.
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Jake's grandmother (the one he whined about staying at their place for a few weeks) had a stroke on Thursday. Things aren't looking good and the aunty who doesn't want Jake influencing her 18 year old daughter is on her way to Niantic. I expect Jake's mum isn't around to cater to his Christmas whims. It's possible other cousins who've put distance between themselves and Jake (including Jono) are also flying in.
 
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