DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Keystone]

I've already speculated it's a sex-doll and the $16k is for the high-end Real Doll.

Spoiler: Phil's next soulmaid

I wonder if he'll drag Kat out for New Year's Eve, or if she'll be "at the gym" that night.

 

[der rademacher]

I have this mental image of Phil sneaking into her room and grabbing this photo while she's unaware so he can post on Instagram. Either that or it was Shopped. It's a coin toss.

Maybe it's just himself with a wig and a remote trigger? His noodle arms would fit this shirt perfectly. Who knows, maybe he slowly snaps under the pressure and we can expect something like this soon

Spoiler

 

[tits-Burnell]

ROFL, i literally broke out laughing when i read that. that is how funny the phrase "surprise stream" is to me when paired with dark. he would NEVER do something like that. This is the same autist who has a whiteboard calendar of all the releases and when he will play them and religiously posts a schedule on twitter that no one looks at or uses and updates it daily. the same guy who clocks out almost every day exactly on time even if someone is in the middle of gifting him $2500 in subs.

I dont believe phil is fully autistic but he is on the spectrum and is obsession with schedules is part of it. he likely keeps a schedule for the toy train in the basement as well.

I feel like he has made mention, or even shown off a whiteboard with the schedule for his specific dinners for the week also.

 

[Drip Feed]

Who else?

EDIT: I can give you this for exchange

Spoiler

You mean this shit?

Spoiler

Could be literally anybody. Nothing to see there.
This one however...

Spoiler

Spoiler: Shiny Holo Panda

Ill trade you a shiny Holo Panda collar bones, her stats are slightly on the low side but can negotiate.

Merry christmas anyway guys, its been an eventful year, it seems we come full circle with needing to save the house, so lets save it again next year so we can see where the ongoing DLC takes us!

 

[FailedAttempt]

Spoiler: Phil's next soulmaid

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I wonder if he'll drag Kat out for New Year's Eve, or if she'll be "at the gym" that night.

Probably has more personality than the currant soulmaid too.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The reason Phil only takes creeper pics is because she doesn't want him taking pictures of her and posting them online.

Which considering the people who look at Phil's Twitter seems perfectly reasonable.


When she moved in he had a few of her after the initial selfie where less and less of her was visible, I think only a hand of hers or her plate snuck into a dinner picture.

Because she wants him to leave her the fuck alone, at least when it comes to showing her off.

 

[faptoleanna]

Who else?

EDIT: I can give you this for exchange

Spoiler

Spoiler: Shiny Holo Panda

Ill trade you a shiny Holo Panda collar bones, her stats are slightly on the low side but can negotiate.

Merry christmas anyway guys, its been an eventful year, it seems we come full circle with needing to save the house, so lets save it again next year so we can see where the ongoing DLC takes us!

No friend, but I too need some more. For personal research.

 

[Destro1986]

Spoiler: Shiny Holo Panda

Ill trade you a shiny Holo Panda collar bones, her stats are slightly on the low side but can negotiate.

Merry christmas anyway guys, its been an eventful year, it seems we come full circle with needing to save the house, so lets save it again next year so we can see where the ongoing DLC takes us!

No friend, but I too need some more. For personal research.

I can't imagine why Khet wouldn't want him putting pictures of her on the internet lol

 

[Raven'sChild]

I feel like he has made mention, or even shown off a whiteboard with the schedule for his specific dinners for the week also.

 

[Destro1986]

So I never saw this video linked anywhere, it's got a really nice ending (the rest of it is a pretty typical summary)

He really is the "Dark Syde" (spelled all edgelord of course) of a good natured "public persona" like good-guy wrestlers put on. He played the heel, then got too into it, BECAME a heel, and doesn't know how to execute a term.

Dave, when you read this; there, I explained it in WWE terms for you. Stop playing the anti-hero.
https://youtu.be/5UuKjvr34Qs?t=507

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

rate me late but phil's begathon on sunday was so incredibly depressing that I feel like he thinks he's made a pussy of himself and dreads streaming again.

 

[gin_nose]

You mean this shit?

Spoiler

Could be literally anybody. Nothing to see there.
This one however...

Spoiler

for me its the voice. her voice is one of the most unsexy disgusting voices i have ever heard of a girl under the age of 50. typically i like glasses on girls but for some reason when you combine the glasses with that voice i cant stop thinking she is a 50y/o librarian.

if she had a totally sexy voice id say she was pretty decent, especially when you see she was quite fit at some points like in this picture......

but that fucking voice.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

His Twitter profile pic with the greasy bed head hair makes me gag everytime I see it. It's like he's trying to be as repulsive as humanly possible. Imagine waking up next to him... I dunno how Leanna did it.

 

[gin_nose]

I heard that Youtube ad rates were insane this December leading up to Christmas, phil had the balls to say youtube was shit this month for him. Am i the only one who sees this a a bold face lie? I know he doesnt get top tier ads but Ive heard that ad rates were up across the board, across all types of ads for all types of youtubers.

Anyone seen this?

http://archive.is/8ATA7

"Replying to @TheyCallMeDSP
Saw you at Magianos in downtown Bellevue but didn’t want to disturb."

its a real place, https://locations.maggianos.com/washington/bellevue/

it's also a 20 minute drive from renton:
google maps says its a 20 min drive.

is it possible our totally sick and broke boy dark took his future wifey to a fancy italian restuarant for an expensive christmas eve dinner? "authentic italian cuisine" is right up our boys ally.

i checked the guy who posted twitter real quick and it didnt seem like a detractor, seemst into soccer and speaks spanish or portogese. doesnt mean he doesnt currently live or visiting the seattle area.

Just wanted to follow this up after looking into this guy more......

First, he seems to be a casual fan of DSP. he has sent him some positive tweets, some questions for DSP tries it, some construtive criticism, etc. https://twitter.com/search?q=@arturboy @theycallmedsp&src=typd

Nothing screams detractor that would make up something like this from what I see.

Also.... I found a couple of his tweets that make it sound like he is from the Seattle area. specifically he made a tweet about the seattle housing market making low rent apartments or housing replying to someone else. it definetly seems like he might be from the seattle area.

for me i am going to call this one plausible at this point, i am thinking its very well possible he did in fact bring kat to Magianos in downtown belvue for their x-mas eve dinner.

 

[Agentsmith]

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Great find here

Horrific diet - why he would share it with the world I have no idea

His autism for exclamation marks seems to have no limits:

TAKE OUT TRASH!
TAKE IN CARS!

FYI - routines and autism

 

[Sparkletor]

Great find here

Horrific diet - why he would share it with the world I have no idea

His autism for exclamation marks seems to have no limits:

TAKE OUT TRASH!
TAKE IN CARS!

FYI - routines and autism

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Do you like how he checks off the meals so he doesn't forget that he completed the difficult task.

Eat hot dogs... Check!
Whoo. Time for a break.

 

[Agentsmith]

Do you like how he checks off the meals so he doesn't forget that he completed the difficult task.

Eat hot dogs... Check!
Whoo. Time for a break.

I actually didn't see the ticks to confirm he'd eaten the hot dogs... Wow. I'm speechless

I'd expect a family with kids to have a whiteboard to keep track of school things, sports, family events etc... Not a ~30yr old stay at home 'former pro fighting game player'; but with autism might help him stay calm

Other D$P checklist (courtesy of El crimson King):

 

[Sparkletor]

When Phil talks about how stressful his day is, he often mentions having to "run down stairs". I wondered how much time does this epic task take out of his busy day?

Watching his Captain Crunch DSP Tries it he gets up to go downstairs and grab the cereal. Now we know he actually goes downstairs bevause he takes his mountain dew Kickstart can with him to throw away and we can hear the stairs. The time elapsed from grabbing the can to sitting back down is 45 seconds. This means that running downstairs takes approximately 22.5 seconds.

 

[Pargon]

Due to various circumstances I've had to work from home for an extended period recently. I have a regular 9-to-5 office-type beep-boop job. One thing I noticed after a few days was that I really started to feel disconnected from the outside world - it was a little hard to remember what day of the week it was. Going to the store on the weekend felt strange, like I'd forgotten where everything was. The checkout person tried to make smalltalk with me and I struggled a little to come up with a friendly response that didn't sound awkward. It was very disorienting.

Maybe it's just :autism: on my part but I think the greater point, which has been brought up by others recently, still stands. If a few days is enough to have an effect imagine how stunted Phil is, with his Salinger-esque legacy of seclusion. Maybe he always has to set aside time to do errands with Kat because he needs her to do all the necessary human interaction.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Maybe it's just :autism: on my part but I think the greater point, which has been brought up by others recently, still stands. If a few days is enough to have an effect imagine how stunted Phil is, with his Salinger-esque legacy of seclusion

No :autism: detected, even some free days can diminish even easy communication processes. Suddenly you feel so stupid when you can't even say "Have a nice evening". This is actually one of the main reasons why I prefer to work, with people, your cognitive abilities stay fresh.

However, there is also another side which lead to active communication despite your whole life is dedicated to talking to an invisible audience. After years you turn into an actor, as your abilities to talk and be creative grows. You can see that on every Let's Play creator there is, at the start they are shy and uncoordinated, then they start to understand how it works, they get more brave and find the right approach to jokes and entertainment. It's all about discovering yourself.

However, I fail to see that development in Dave. He talks less, no motivation,the exact same garbage jokes, he never discovered what works for him as he fails to see his own flaws and completely ignores his audience. He has like 3 topics he can repeat out of his hat and this is not entertainment: Money, Legacy, Ego.
Therefore I'm quite certain he is still amazingly socially awkward.