Abandons Beg-A-Thon Part 3 "Podcast" - The Return of: Detractor Throat

[Commander Keen]

I sure do hope that Phil can beg through the pain.
*cues Eye of the Pigroach*

I always more partial to “Gout’s on Fire”, but I have a big soft spot for those cheesy 80s tracks.

 

[Comma]

Quote from another thread which was a crosspost from the main thread. Could we pweeease archive them in the right threads so future generations can be just as frustrated with Phil as we are?

Crap, I now see I somehow mistook the other thread for this one. You're right: I should have crossposted it in here. My bad.

 

[architects]

I don't think so. If he really needed pity bucks he'd do the podcast while 'sick'. He doesn't want to do the podcast period, I feel like.

I just think he realizes that he overplayed the holiday “fundraising” stuff. It worked last yr...but this year went busto. I just think it’s an attempt to build it up...worst case for him...he got a few days off out of it. But I also think his financial situation is HIGHLY exaggerated. He’s just defaulting to what he knows....take a small thing(hangover/sore throat) and build it up in an attempt to profit.

 

[der rademacher]

"I have a very, VERY, heavy sinus pressure in my head"

Yikes, his paypigglets better fork out some cash really hard, really fast - this could be the last time they'll be able to do it, with Dave obviously lying on his death bed.

So tip him, pigglets, tip him like you never tipped anybody before, so he gets motivated to drag his aching body from his near death experience down to the love seat, crook on it with glowing fever, PS4 controller clutched in his sweating, aching fingers. Just for you! Just to cover all your favorite tunes like "I pressed buttons!", "I blahkt!" and "Khamaan, that's bullshit!". Who knows? If he'll be able to keep away from deaths' door through your tips and cheers long enough, he'll maybe throw in his absolute classic "I did nothing wrong!".

 

[chicken wings]

Just cancel it, god damn.

He's like an six year old who keeps putting something off hoping his parents forget to stop asking.

Phil, if you don't want to do the podcast, just don't do the podcast.

All the telltale signs of "it sounded good in my head". If he was serious about delivering certain content, he would have planned it all in advance and dragged himself to the podcast with the sickness in tow so that he can share what he's been working on.

 

[HansGruber]

Don't know about you guys but I think a summer trip to Disney would be a great special mini series. Watching Phil redden in the sun as his atrophied legs wobble standing in line, "commenting" on the price of everything while grimacing into his camera phone is exactly the change of pace the show needs. Hell, if he were smart he'd do a playthrough of a bunch of Disney video games back at the hotel as intermediary filler. Oh oops better stop myself, I'm thinking like an a successful content creator.

 

[BallBuster]

Can we stop calling it a podcast? In no way shape or form, whatever the fuck he was going to do was going to be a podcast. Podcasts contain actual content on a subject. Not a man baby crying poor for 3 hours. That’s not a podcast. It’s like he just discovered the fucking word and has no idea what it means.

He’s the only cunt I know who could legit talk about himself for 3+ hours and call it podcast.

 

[Comma]

Yes, he said that Khet was sick...Two Weeks Ago...and he thinks that he must have caught this cold from her now..two weeks later...because that's how catching a cold works.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_influenza

Nope, that can't be it.

 

[Wing Zero]

I just think he realizes that he overplayed the holiday “fundraising” stuff. It worked last yr...but this year went busto.

The 12k worth of subs didn't do him any favors either, as stupid as that sounds. A lot of his fanboys are rabid attention whores, and they probably see no point in trying to contribute when they can't be the "hero", so to speak. I wouldn't be the least bit shocked if Princess Swagginz was fully ready to donate those 100,000 bits but backed off because E7 stole his attention whore status.

 

[Raven'sChild]

I'd be more angry at this notion if I didn't know that Phil is the kind of sad fucker who does and eats exactly the same shit he does when he's at home. Any getaway will be characterized by eating some kind of noodles followed by gin and streaming TV on the internet in a climate controlled room laying on a bed or couch.

You can't avoid wasting money on this man when you donate to him.

Oh, no, no, no. Our boy eats high on the hog when out and about:
Crab Stuffed Sole
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLzmC0IDPYj/

sushi
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLmjl1sDiE1/

fondue followed by fish and chips
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKuCiVwj-GD/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKuFC2qjyL6/

Steak with bacon wrapped shrimp
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKMnmH8jeHA/

chicken club AND a burger
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJEbue7DSze/

Eggs benedict
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIF_UyujbOP/

grilled octopus followed by Alaskan Halibut and then dessert
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIBxNE3jMKO/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIB0pVDjAu4/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIB4HvEDJ5R/

lobster and shrimp linguini
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHGtlq6D72d/

"top shelf tacos" steak and lamb
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAn395zsAzH/

 

[TheGoutinator]

 

[Wing Zero]

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Phil, go to a fucking doctor if your still THIS sick.

 

[Noob-Noob]

Just cancel it, god damn.

He's like an six year old who keeps putting something off hoping his parents forget to stop asking.

Phil, if you don't want to do the podcast, just don't do the podcast.

You’re assuming he’s actually really sick.

Don't know if ya'll caught this, but a very astute tweet was made about this last night.

This also goes directly off of a statement made by Phil in the leaked "$9k donation" email where he made a point to specificity ask that the donation be kept off the 2018 books.

 

[Equinox_]

Don't know if ya'll caught this, but a very astute tweet was made about this last night.

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I'll have to doubt the reasoning on this one. He was visibly sad about the holiday drink-a-thon not doing well for him. So I don't think it has to do with the fact he doesn't want to add more to his 2018 taxes. Or else he wouldn't of thrown such a big pity during that stream.

 

[Raven'sChild]

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So sick he's taking another 1/2 day. Cancel hair appointment? Hell No! Gonna drive to the city the hair dresser moved to and sit in her chair for an hour or more sick as a dog. Who cares if she might get sick.

 

[Destro1986]

It has to be KHET at this point.
She doesn't want to be on his Beg-Cast and he stalls until she either agrees to come on stream or it "doesn't make sense anymore because X-Mas is over already".

I don't think that's the case but interesting idea.

The 12k worth of subs didn't do him any favors either, as stupid as that sounds. A lot of his fanboys are rabid attention whores, and they probably see no point in trying to contribute when they can't be the "hero", so to speak. I wouldn't be the least bit shocked if Princess Swagginz was fully ready to donate those 100,000 bits but backed off because E7 stole his attention whore status.

That's what I think too; though Swagginz said the other day he never promised a 100k bit cheer.

Don't know if ya'll caught this, but a very astute tweet was made about this last night.

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Eh. Except we know he's trying to build up his 2018 income for the refinance. I think it's the opposite; he needed X amount of money by Jan 1 to get the refinance, when the holiday begging didn't get him tips and the Tax Situation only got him Subs, he fell into despair.

He's been saying things we've never heard before (apologizing for his shit streams!?!?! admitting his fans don't like his stupid shit like bob ross??) that really don't fit with the narrative that he's doing fine and holding off til Jan.

What makes more sense is that he got sad cause his missed his goals, knows the "podcast" will likely flop, and has been drinking himself to sleep everynight, leaving him hungover and "sick."

 

[BallBuster]

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[TheGoutinator]

Starting to think this is the setup for the big "health problem" reveal. He has to build this up like it's terminal cancer.

Also, the timing couldn't be more coincidental.

 

[Equinox_]

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I'm not 100% on the lore but isn't the Mold closet in his bedroom? Or no. If it is I actually can see the mold, black or other variety, having years to grow and probably making the two of them very sick.

 

[Noob-Noob]

I'll have to doubt the reasoning on this one. He was visibly sad about the holiday drink-a-thon not doing well for him. So I don't think it has to do with the fact he doesn't want to add more to his 2018 taxes. Or else he wouldn't of thrown such a big pity during that stream.

What makes more sense is that he got sad cause his missed his goals, knows the "podcast" will likely flop, and has been drinking himself to sleep everynight, leaving him hungover and "sick."

Although it is still likely, I refuse to believe that Phil just gave up on "#savethehouse" and just said, "FUCK IT ALL" and disappeared into bed for the remainder of the year.

I agree with SpiritAvenged. E7's $10,000+ spending spree probably let Phil feel comfortable enough to just relax until 2019 without having to worry about more money getting on the books for 2018. A contribution of that size isn't going to encourage further donations anyway, so in his mind he's canceled the podcast completely and will pick the hardcore begging back up after his cult as forgotten about E7.