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Those of you who say the people that phil brings into his orbit are more entertaining than phil himself proven right again....

The tweet phil just replied to at 1:15am his time....

https://twitter.com/SChangthefirst/status/1078557827071766528 (http://archive.is/C0SYp)

"Samantha Chang
@SChangthefirst
@TheyCallMeDSP Hey Phil. Hope you are feeling better. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but I heard you have video game statues you
have been trying to sell? I collect different video game statues and figures so wanted to ask. If you have a list maybe, let me know! - Sam"

AND DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/2aqcfe5g (http://archive.is/Emg3s)
she has an active go fund me begging strangers for $4000 to pay her credit card and car insurance and basic bills because she is completely broke!!!! ! ROFL i guess lying beggars attract more lying beggars.
 
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gaarashatan said:
she probably hurls from the stench of him. i mean we all saw "that" video. didnt even get up to clean. dont even think he wiped.
can probably smell phil from another room
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If he does have constant diarrhea, I’d feel bad for him. Might be why he stays at home and is so against getting a regular job and has to plan an entire day around getting what remains of his hair trimmed up. Dude might just get explosive diarrhea and has to plan his whole day around it.

“My day was SO BUSY! I had to eat! Then I had to wash up! It took forever!”

Yeah, eating does take a long time when you’re shitting liquid thunder for 90 minutes after a meal.
 
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gin_nose said:
Those of you who say the people that phil brings into his orbit are more entertaining than phil himself proven right again....

The tweet phil just replied to at 1:15am his time....

https://twitter.com/SChangthefirst/status/1078557827071766528 (http://archive.is/C0SYp)

"Samantha Chang
@SChangthefirst
@TheyCallMeDSP Hey Phil. Hope you are feeling better. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but I heard you have video game statues you
have been trying to sell? I collect different video game statues and figures so wanted to ask. If you have a list maybe, let me know! - Sam"

AND DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/2aqcfe5g (http://archive.is/Emg3s)
she has an active go fund me begging strangers for $4000 to pay her credit card and car insurance and basic bills because she is completely broke!!!! ! ROFL i guess lying beggars attract more lying beggars.
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She got a online loan and used credit cards to live off on? LOL she is Dave true soul maid
 
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gin_nose said:
Those of you who say the people that phil brings into his orbit are more entertaining than phil himself proven right again....

The tweet phil just replied to at 1:15am his time....

https://twitter.com/SChangthefirst/status/1078557827071766528 (http://archive.is/C0SYp)

"Samantha Chang
@SChangthefirst
@TheyCallMeDSP Hey Phil. Hope you are feeling better. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but I heard you have video game statues you
have been trying to sell? I collect different video game statues and figures so wanted to ask. If you have a list maybe, let me know! - Sam"

AND DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/2aqcfe5g (http://archive.is/Emg3s)
she has an active go fund me begging strangers for $4000 to pay her credit card and car insurance and basic bills because she is completely broke!!!! ! ROFL i guess lying beggars attract more lying beggars.
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She actually writes quite a bit like D$P does - ie shameless begging for self inflicted financial incompetence:

"I’m hoping kind and generous people out there can help me out of a difficult financial situation"

"Anything you can donate will help more than you know. Ideally, I’d like to pay off or pay down the high-interest loan, but I’m about to get destroyed with pars due bills!"

"So, at this time, I’m down to my last few dollars and at the literal breaking point. I hoping I can make into January without losing everything. Thanks everyone!!
Happy Holidays"

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On reflection- People like this lady and D$P are so ok with openly BEGGING to random people online that it blows my mind.

They will give you 100 reasons their friends / family can't pay their debts (ok DSP has no friends...), and they spin some intricate story of financial woe and impending doom

Shameless...
 
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gin_nose said:
Those of you who say the people that phil brings into his orbit are more entertaining than phil himself proven right again....

The tweet phil just replied to at 1:15am his time....

https://twitter.com/SChangthefirst/status/1078557827071766528 (http://archive.is/C0SYp)

"Samantha Chang
@SChangthefirst
@TheyCallMeDSP Hey Phil. Hope you are feeling better. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but I heard you have video game statues you
have been trying to sell? I collect different video game statues and figures so wanted to ask. If you have a list maybe, let me know! - Sam"

AND DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/2aqcfe5g (http://archive.is/Emg3s)
she has an active go fund me begging strangers for $4000 to pay her credit card and car insurance and basic bills because she is completely broke!!!! ! ROFL i guess lying beggars attract more lying beggars.
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I capped the text from the main page and all of the 10 updates just for archiving purposes, but reading all of it, it's amazing how much she sounds like DSP. A lot of the wording in many of the updates reminds me of how DSP has been running his fundraiser. And at first sight, she doesn't seem to be a troll or anything like that. Though, her Twitter states she lives in Denver, CO, while her Gofundme states she lives in Nampa, ID. Account has been created 30 months, so it might be old info, but who knows.

And reading how she's been having such a hard time etc., and then to see she's somehow interested in buying goddamn video game statues and making it seem like she has a shitload of those already because she collects them... How..? What..? That's... simply fucking amazing. She openly, for the whole fucking world to see, has been linking to a Gofundme-page which clearly states she needs to get between $4000-8000 ASAP. How do these exceptional people find each other?

The DSPhere will never stop to amaze me.

-edit- She has been asking a lot of celebrities/internet personalities on Twitter for help too. See: https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from:SChangthefirst&src=typd / http://archive.is/KHzgJ (scroll down).

These include, among others:

- Miley Cyrus
- PewDiePie (Dave won't like this)
- Taylor Swift
- John Cena
- Justin Timberlake
- the wife of Bill Gates
- the "official" Twitter account of Santa Clause (:()

Oh, and she asked Hideo Kojima to sign a Sniper Wolf action figure for her. Yep, it has come full circle now.
 

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Freshtodeath said:
If she is broke why is she trying to buy dave's statues lmao
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Asian... who smashed up her car (that makes sense) but is bad with numbers and money (does not make sense).

Okay, deep autistic theory time:

This person is a troll playing the long game. Going a different route to seem legit, and even being a female makes her more “trustworthy” I would assume in the eyes of Phil.

Or just some dumbass who rivals Phil with her shit money skills.
 
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Adamska said:
Holy shit I never thought of that. Whenever I make fun of Pigroach by describing him snorting and honking, I just assumed it was either him not being arsed to blow his nose or a just another horrid tick in the collection like his rocking (autism), t-posing (autism), and his flailing (more autism).

This actually is probably why the Pig does this, alongside with him probably being genuinely autistic. Remember that one of his main drives in wanting to die penniless is he wants to show off and prove that he is a big boy with big responsibilities and has succeeded; he has this compulsion to show things off and bluster. He also is a moron that seems to have gotten the idea he has to be macho, mainly due to his insecurity, ego, and cowardice. Case in point, this is why he avoids scary games so often and does the "I'm not angry/scared" laugh and talk over the game in the rare occasion he does. See also why he also loves to talk shit so much (at least whenever he feels like he won't be able to have to deal with responses he can't control). This would also perfectly explain why Pigroach can and does stop snorting and honking whenever Twitch ever actually looks at him.

This fat and filled with fear faggot thinks snorting and honking like a pig makes him look like a big strong man; how pathetic.
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This was something that was brewing in my head the more I learned about him. All of his stories about Past Phil paint him as The Big Dick on Campus when he was in high school (lifted weights, women wanted him, and didn't he supposedly play football?) and some kind of bizarre chimera of Frat Boy and Academic Overachiever in college (the "drank and smoked weed then puked and shat" story). And it's not unheard of for Phil to try and rewrite history.

I think Phil is a noodly-armed faggot dork who is desperate to portray himself as anyone who he perceived as more successful/popular than him growing up. It's also likely that they're the same people who pushed him around, since we know how much he likes to wield the tiny bit of power that he has.

Note 1: I'm discounting one story he's told from his high school years: the "muh depressed, muh psychopharmocological cocktail" one. Reason being is the context under which it was brought up, that being while Phil was pity-trawling. Is it possible that he was telling the truth? Yes. Was it very convenient given that he was hard on the begging (and, as I recall, shielding himself from criticism)? Also yes.

Note 2: liking video games or Dragonball doesn't make you a geek anymore, Phil. You have the most plebian tastes of anyone who's ever picked up a controller. If you wanna be a Chad Bro (or at least act like one because being one...well, that ship has sailed) then you can do that and still stream CoD. You pick up an Altelier title and 100% it at some point, we'll talk about renewing your nerd card.

You're still a faggot, though.
 
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I capped the text from the main page and all of the 10 updates just for archiving purposes, but reading all of it, it's amazing how much she sounds like DSP. A lot of the wording in many of the updates reminds me of how DSP has been running his fundraiser. And at first sight, she doesn't seem to be a troll or anything like that. Though, her Twitter states she lives in Denver, CO, while her Gofundme states she lives in Nampa, ID. Account has been created 30 months, so it might be old info, but who knows.

And reading how she's been having such a hard time etc., and then to see she's somehow interested in buying goddamn video game statues and making it seem like she has a shitload of those already because she collects them... How..? What..? That's... simply fucking amazing. She openly, for the whole fucking world to see, has been linking to a Gofundme-page which clearly states she needs to get between $4000-8000 ASAP. How do these exceptional people find each other?

The DSPhere will never stop to amaze me.
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Keep your eyes on this one, folks.

If this indeed is not a troll/catfish/order of the goddamn falcon type bullshit, we might have another potential "soulmate" on our hands. The way Phil has been acting since Christmas Eve is eerily reminiscent of the period right after the Panda booked it out of there. If the same is even remotely true for Kat, the manchild is going to emotionally zero in on just about anyone or anything that crosses his path, at this point.
 
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Keep your eyes on this one, folks.

If this indeed is not a troll/catfish/order of the goddamn falcon type bullshit, we might have another potential "soulmate" on our hands. The way Phil has been acting since Christmas Eve is eerily reminiscent of the period right after the Panda booked it out of there. If the same is even remotely true for Kat, the manchild is going to emotionally zero in on just about anyone or anything that crosses his path, at this point.
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Phil would never hitch the Goutwagon to anyone with even a possibility of their own debts. It's one for all and all for him.
 
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Adamska said:
Holy shit I never thought of that. Whenever I make fun of Pigroach by describing him snorting and honking, I just assumed it was either him not being arsed to blow his nose or a just another horrid tick in the collection like his rocking (autism), t-posing (autism), and his flailing (more autism).

This actually is probably why the Pig does this, alongside with him probably being genuinely autistic. Remember that one of his main drives in wanting to die penniless is he wants to show off and prove that he is a big boy with big responsibilities and has succeeded; he has this compulsion to show things off and bluster. He also is a moron that seems to have gotten the idea he has to be macho, mainly due to his insecurity, ego, and cowardice. Case in point, this is why he avoids scary games so often and does the "I'm not angry/scared" laugh and talk over the game in the rare occasion he does. See also why he also loves to talk shit so much (at least whenever he feels like he won't be able to have to deal with responses he can't control). This would also perfectly explain why Pigroach can and does stop snorting and honking whenever Twitch ever actually looks at him.

This fat and filled with fear faggot thinks snorting and honking like a pig makes him look like a big strong man; how pathetic.
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This is something that has been confounding me for awhile. Phil has this ability to lean directly to within 2 millimeters of his pop filter for every single belch he does. There are times where he is completely laid back on the loveseat and in a split second he rockets up to deliver a belch directly into the mic. .but he never, ever accidentally bumps the pop filter or mic with his face.

I often laugh about his pathetic physicality, but he has absolutely mastered this 1 ability where he knows exactly how far to lean-in to deliver snorts and burps directly into the mic with split-second precision timing. It would never have occurred to me that Phil's belching, snorting, and being an unwashed piggy are his personal version of peacocking to make himself appear as a more macho, manly man.

I always wondered what the actual motivation behind this behavior is because it's something he seems to have put a lot of effort into 'being good' at. Now that you've said it, it makes a lot of sense to me that he's doing this to compensate for parts of himself that he feels are lacking or underperforming in the manliness department.
 
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