Abandons Beg-A-Thon Part 3 "Podcast" - The Return of: Detractor Throat

Status
Not open for further replies.
He is pushing his stream further back now....wow!

I need that money I really do I need that money, to pay my bills

2018-12-29.png
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Wurstbrot, LostMy1stAccount, Coin Ops and 3 others
I can imagine Phil's response to ginandtoxic

"Well first of all that's a detractor meme, ok *snort* so that's why you're a moron. Second of all, doing a 9 to 5 job is easy. My job is WAY harder than that. I should know dood, I went above and beyond the call of duty at my dad's helicopter parts job ok? Ack ack ack ack such a conspiracy theory so stupid."
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: PinkRibbonScars, N0thingICanDo, thebonesauce and 1 other person
It is looking to be weird though maybe Tyrone's present was an escape. Dude if Golden Cucks goes rogue damn thats like most of the pay pigs in a fucking month except Ghaleon
 
N0thingICanDo said:
He is pushing his stream further back now....wow!

I need that money I really do I need that money, to pay my bills

View attachment 625560
Click to expand...

God, if I could get away with having the sniffles being cause for a week-long vacation at my job. If I even tried to call off with a weak ass excuse like that, they’d probably fire me after they finish laughing their asses off.

It’s up to his bosses, the viewers, to make this decision to basically abandon the stream for a few days hurt.

*goes ahead and rates Optimistic to save the rest of the farmers the trouble*
 
  • Feels
Reactions: TheKatIsNowGone and AnonymousDimwit
BallBuster said:
There is a 50/50 chance that those subs are being contested and disputed and he doesn’t get that money. This scenario is a doubled edged sword for piggy.

He can pretend everything is alright and just ramp up the begging or cry that they were fake and pray for a miracle. The problem with him crying that they were fake is he would have to prove it because most people would just assume he is lying.

Just a theory.
Click to expand...

If they were contested and there was even the tiniest chance he could lose (or pretend he lost) that money, he would be screaming it from the highest mountaintop he could find and manage to waddle up. That begging would go into hardcore overdrive.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Cyber Bowling and Wing Zero
He's taking another stream off?!! I guess he must really need that money. Not a lot of people take Christmas vacation off knowing they will likely make more during it, only people I know who take that time off are already set and wealthy enough to not worry about it. Gives one pause for thought, or is that thot?
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Wurstbrot, AnonymousDimwit and Here Comes Mongo
2k is insane. He prob had a bar of soap stuck in his butt.
There are little cheapish clinics in all kinds of stores (walgreens, krogers etc)
but Dsp's has really developed a people phobia. I guarantee he thinks trolls are out on the hunt for him when he leaves his houses.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: LostMy1stAccount
  • Informative
Reactions: Comma, Haunter and kebab4you
actually said:
Or he's just hoping that he's "woe is me" 'd enough that people will show up and tip large amounts. This would satisfy his alleged need for money "TO MAKE ENDS MEET" (TM) and also have allowed him to basically take a week off and still make money for playing video games badly.
Click to expand...

The great thing about this from his perspective: he a) "punishes" the fuckwits who weren't willing to shell out their precious X-mas money during his beggathon by not gracing them with more of his great 10 year legacy kaahntent, b) can take a few days off during this severe punishment of his unthankful audience and fuck the khat instead and c) gets lots of "get well soon" pity money as soon as he rises up back from the dead, back to his beloved germseat (or at least that's what he's hoping for). A typical DSP win-win-win situation.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Nina Hagen, PinkRibbonScars, Slimy Time and 1 other person
Equinox_ said:
I pay for some shit tier health insurance and my appointments at the most have cost me $150. So I don't think a doctor visit cost him $2k unless he strolled in there without any.
Click to expand...

Comma said:
And I really wonder what in fuck he was getting checked out when he paid two motherfucking thousand dollars for a doctor's visit. Was he vacuuming while being naked and did he slip and landed with his penis inside the hose by accident, or what?
Click to expand...

https://twitter.com/search?q=swollen foot from:theycallmedsp&src=typd

Yeah, it was for his gouty foot, which means they had to run a series of tests to figure out what was going on. With Mr. Cold here, they would look at his throat, nose, and ears, go "yeah, you have a cold/respiratory infection" and either say "here's some meds that will help it go away" or, more likely, say "well, it's pretty much run its course, so just follow these basic instructions to reduce the symptoms. Neither of which would cost more than $100, even with his garbage insurance.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: thebonesauce, WeeblesWobble, Comma and 2 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back