DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[kamekmagik]

I have to admit, Phil is right. No, I'm not kidding. I just realized I had a Phil schedule yesterday and it was the hardest day of my life.

Friend's and family were all the out, decided to have a game day.

I woke up around 10. Ran to the shower had to put the tooth paste on the tooth brush then brush the bristles in a circular motion. Had to run to the kitchen to make cereal, then went to my room and pressed "on" on my Switch

At around 11:30, I started up Super Smash Bros Ultimate. I had a very nice positive session unlocking characters and playing online. I then had to get up and switch cartridges to play some Splatoon 2.

Around 4 I ended my session, I ran to the kitchen to make pasta. Unfortunately I have no secret Italian recipe which I'm sure would've just added to the stress. I had to boil the pasta. Strain the pasta. I ate the pasta, I had to then clean the dishes.

Im running around the house doing things that need to be done, around 7 I turn on my computer. I wait for it to load, I start up Steam. I start up a very fun and chill session of Monster Hunter World.

Not only did I play, I actually went overtime playing until a little PAST 9. It was nearly 10!

After this I'm exhausted, I really just needed some time to myself and to actually relax. I sat down on the couch watching really bad documentaries on Netflix until around 1. Then I finally knocked out


It was eye opening. What Phil does is actually worse than what children did in the factories during the industrial revolution. He REALLY needs to find some time to just sit down and relax

 

[tits-Burnell]

Aw that's sweet. Phil would never understand that. He hates kids. Makes him shitting on the whole thing even more toxic. What a greaseball.

What gives you that impression?

The man's first full-time girlfriend/maid was a child when he started sniffing around.

 

[millais]

Did Phil really not get Kat anything for christmas?


Also, if Phil was sick he'd be tweeting from his fuckinf couch all day. We all know he can't shut up. Going quiet means he was trying to hide something.

Jack Black wise, Phil doesn't understand YouTube or that there's different demographics or styles of content. Everyone who's ever posted anything is his direct competition for some reason.


Finally, I was thinking and I bet Phil's old health insurance was an HSA because he's an idiot and chose it to spend less money even though he has clear health issues. Essentially, its a non-taxed (ding) savings account (ding) but you can only use the money for health issues. Its great if you're young and healthy or stupid (ding). They don't cover much so I could see Phil eating a bunch of bills.

His parents probably sat him down and explained why you get real insurance. This has translated into Phil refusing to use his insurance the same way he never got oil changes.

He almost certainly bought the soulmaid a pricey Christmas gift to encourage her to stay with him, but he can't mention it for fear of revealing yet another frivolous major expense at a time when he's claiming he doesn't have enough to pay the bills and taxes. Same reason he won't upload pics or video of the first floor or Kat's bedroom; too much expensive new purchases lying around that betray his financial sob story.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I enjoy your contributions but I worry that if you keep doing this, you're going to wind up swallowing a bullet in a few months.

I second this @flatsoda. Unless some unbelievable quote comes out I have to confirm Phil said I just can't listen to the guy anymore. It's too much repetition, contradictions, and useless word salad.

So thank you and others who take the hit and dig through the haystack to find the needle.

 

[gh0stzero]

I talked about my private medical bills for the rest of the year live on air haha sure showed you!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil also slipped up and stated that he went to the mall (yesterday?). Super sick u guize, super broke too.

Whoever mentioned that Phil would slip up on his own and that there is really no need to keep making up theories about him, you're absolutely right. This right fucking here just shows how fake the whole thing was.
Along with his recent stream, he seemed totally normal. Started out rough with some fake cough, sniffles, stuffy nose. Then outright comes out just back to normal like he almost had two kickstarters. Was able to ramble on about nonsense, extreme jealousy towards others, shit talking anyone, getting excited over blackout etc.

I just want to reassure everyone that Phil is totally not dissing Jack Black because he's afraid of him pulling some of his audience away or limiting his future audience. It's not like Jack Black streaming games in any way showcases how unimportant Phil's 10-year-legacy is when some celebrity can just roll up, not even play games just say he's going to, and make more of an impact than him.

He's just extremely jealous because he likes to mention how irrelevant Jack Black is at the moment when Jack didn't even upload anything but an introduction and has 10x+ more subs than him.
This is also funny because he used to go on about how saturated the market is with youtube/twitch streaming/gaming and it would be hard to start out when Jack just outright proves it is possible.

He's pissed that Jack can just come out and say he's doing a gaming channel and has outdone Phil in a single upload.

He almost certainly bought the soulmaid a pricey Christmas gift to encourage her to stay with him, but he can't mention it for fear of revealing yet another frivolous major expense at a time when he's claiming he doesn't have enough to pay the bills and taxes. Same reason he won't upload pics or video of the first floor or Kat's bedroom; too much expensive new purchases lying around that betray his financial sob story.

Going by the bullshit he has been pulling the past week, I 100% agree.

I really hope his fans grow a brain. But who am I kidding.

 

[Salubrious]

So DSP claimed that he needed tips more than cheers because his January bills were coming up soon and he needed the help.

Did DSP forget that the entire claim of why he was so messed up in December is because he accidentally paid two major bills twice last month? Shouldn't he have way fewer expenses in January because of this? Or does he hope his fans will forget this happened?

Or does DSP have so much credit card debt that the banks said "thanks for the money, dummy", put it on his principle, and still charge him for January? Because that I might believe.

 

[Adamska]

My guess: Pigroach didn't wanna do a game week because he hates gaming so made up the sick excuse; he probably just wanted to try a different excuse besides a staycation. On top of this, Pig also just splurged the money from that one cuck to keep his gold digger with him as a pathetic trophy he tries to desperately drag out to show us he's a big manly man and not a clingy bitter faggot.

The mall reveal tells me that he probably did not use any of that money on his 'taxes' .

 

[flatsoda]

I enjoy your contributions but I worry that if you keep doing this, you're going to wind up swallowing a bullet in a few months.

Thanks, I appreciate the concern that you, and others, have expressed.
Thankfully, transcribing DSP's word salads hasn't brought me down to any depressive state. At most, I get frustrated by Dark's entitled rants. Usually, the emotion I feel is surprise. Surprise that there are people that enjoy his content unironically, and that there are people that happily pay to take his abuse.
My plan currently, is to transcribe some of his rants through the end of this Hardcore Begging Season, basically until his next day off this week. Since I think that there's going to be some spicy content coming out of DSP this week, as he realizes that miracle he was hoping for isn't going to happen.
Even though, he did get some maniac to give him half of his tax goal in one week of gift sub bombs.
After that, I'll take a break. And if I come back, it'll be less full-on transcriptions, and more of a summary with some quotes and maybe a transcription of the worst rant in the stream. I haven't decided yet.
But, thanks to all of you for letting me know that you appreciate my posts. It makes typing up DSP's toxicity easier to take.

 

[Comma]

My god, what a stream. Everything has basically been said already, but next to his voice etc. sounding pretty normal (just like with the stream a couple of days ago) the one thing that really stood out to me, was the whole shitting on Jack Black thing. Like... what the actual fuck? Aside from being an actor and a musician, Jack Black has been a well-known gamer for YEARS. DSP, however, says he's not relevant anymore because he hasn't been pumping out gaming videos or whatever the fuck. But when someone in chat mentions he gained 1.7 million subs on Youtube in a matter of days, he already backtracks and calls him a gimmick and says that his popularity will be over soon.

Do I sense some jealousy, Mr. Dark? In about 10 days, Jack Black did something ten times better than what you have been trying to do for over 10 years. I'll call it... the '10 Day Legacy'.

Not relevant, my ass.

Also, this:

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Would love to know which bills he is not gonna be able to pay.People reach agreements with CC companies to make minimum payments all the time.This BS about ruining his credit rating makes nonsense -surely it's alreadt fucked??

 

[ZehnBoat]

the virginsydephil:
hates video games
hates everyone
100k subs from a 10 year legacy
is known for acting like a clown
the only living human with a singing range smaller than an octave
looks like crazy beer swilling uncle the other adults hate and misquotes movies all the time

vs.

the chad black:
says in his profile he "kinda likes games"
friendly and outgoing
1 MIL subs from a 10 DAY legacy
is known for acting
impressive singing range
looks like cool dad that plays video games with the kids

 

[BallBuster]

the virginsydephil:
hates video games
hates everyone
100k subs from a 10 year legacy
is known for acting like a clown
the only living human with a singing range smaller than an octave
looks like crazy beer swilling uncle the other adults hate and misquotes movies all the time

vs.

the chad black:
says in his profile he "kinda likes games"
friendly and outgoing
1 MIL subs from a 10 DAY legacy
is known for acting
impressive singing range
looks like cool dad that plays video games with the kids

Let’s not forget that Jack black starred in his own game, Brutal Legend.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Jack Black has been a well-known gamer for YEARS

Let’s not forget that Jack black starred in his own game, Brutal Legend.

Yup. He has voiced in a games before. Broken Age(2014), Brutal Legend(2009), and the King Kong movie vidya game (2005).

So DSP saying he hasn't been relevant in years is kinda bunked since Broken Age wasn't that long ago.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

DSP is just being a jealous faggot. Of course he doesn't really think that Jack Black, a Golden Globe nominated actor who spent over 20 years working in blockbuster films, and a musician who still sells out arenas across the world, is irrelevant. Jesus Christ himself could descend from the heavens and start a Twitch channel and Phil would call him an irrelevant nobody. What, just because he's the SON OF GAHD that makes him somebody special? It's a GIMMICK! It's ELITIST NAHNSENSE!

Funny thing is JB has only started a Youtube, which DSP claims he doesn't care about and it's only an archive. He just can't handle anyone else having even a glimmer of success.

 

[ScottSteiner]

DSP is just being a jealous faggot. Of course he doesn't really think that Jack Black, a Golden Globe nominated actor who spent over 20 years working in blockbuster films, and a musician who still sells out arenas across the world, is irrelevant. Jesus Christ himself could descend from the heavens and start a Twitch channel and Phil would call him an irrelevant nobody. What, just because he's the SON OF GAHD that makes him somebody special? It's a GIMMICK! It's ELITIST NAHNSENSE!

Funny thing is JB has only started a Youtube, which DSP claims he doesn't care about and it's only an archive. He just can't handle anyone else having even a glimmer of success.

When Dark does anything a millionth as good as the first Tenacious D album, I might give a shit about his opinions on something's quality or relevance.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He is just awfully afraid of his fans migrating away from his shit content. Youtube fans and Twitch fans are the same god damn fans but he actually thinks they are a separate entity that he has to appeal to one and not the other. It's amazing.

He really thinks that his fans only come to watch him, and only him. So he feels threaten when someone else who's potentially just immensely bigger and better than him comes about because he's holding on to what fans he has left so they don't ditch him. This dude has no growth coming and his viewers are: growing up, finding other meaningful entertainment, and/or becoming "detractors".

 

[Pargon]

He is just awfully afraid of his fans migrating away from his shit content. Youtube fans and Twitch fans are the same god damn fans but he actually thinks they are a separate entity that he has to appeal to one and not the other. It's amazing.

He really thinks that his fans only come to watch him, and only him. So he feels threaten when someone else who's potentially just immensely bigger and better than him comes about because he's holding on to what fans he has left so they don't ditch him. This dude has no growth coming and his viewers are: growing up, finding other meaningful entertainment, and/or becoming "detractors".

It's funny, too, since so many of the people he's called out specifically as disliking have no chance of surpassing the amount of content he's made. Gosh, it's almost as if he knows he can't measure up in terms of quality and he's reacting as if threatened.

Jack Black doesn't know who you are, Phil. At best he might be able to play you in the film about your life when Hollywood finally runs out of other weirdos it wants people to gawk at.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Gosh, it's almost as if he knows he can't measure up in terms of quality and he's reacting as if threatened.

He definitely feels threatened. That's why whenever someone gets mentioned to him during streams, he tries to downplay them hardcore by reminding his fanboys how these dudes are muppets and clowns. Also likes to always say he doesn't care, but deep down he really does.

His content is so damn lazy and barebones, that's why he pulled that crap about how editing is too easy and live streaming is way harder. That these dudes have highly edited content and that his raw uncut stuff is just soOoOoOo much better because it offers the true experience.

Reality is that now he's doing livestreams, he's constantly interrupting his streams with breaks, shout outs, banning people. Barely concentrates on trying to be entertaining. His commentary is stale(Look at this happening here, look at that, ack ack ack, talks during cutscenes, has no life experience outside bills, has barely any anecdotes).

Dudes a fucking loser and no one has time to watch him since he's slaved away at being day 1 views since that got him to where he was in the first place. Reason why he hates people that gets games early, because that's how he got views early on with Youtube in the first place.

Anyway, rant over. I'm sure we all know the story.

 

[BallBuster]

I'm still reeling from the proof that he was in fact Valedictorian of his high school. I want those facts triple checked. I still have an easier time believing the escort story.

What proof? That dogshit generic “speech” of his? This dude failed at eating a cup of fucking noodles. There is your proof.

As for Jack Black, the guy is a fucking icon to me.

Co starred in one of my all time top films: High Fidelity.

Co starred in one of the dumbest yet funniest films ever: Saving Silverman.

Is a massive metal head to the point where he was in a fucking DIO video, for a damn good song, which was on a damn good album.

Starred in a movie about teaching rock and metal to kids that became a broadway hit show.

Became a beloved animated character (Kung Fu Panda).

Looks like the kind of guy you want to hug and have a drink with.

I’m going to sub, tip and cheer JB because he’s someone I respect.