Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
AnOminous said:
Jake should probably quit incessantly masturbating to tf/tg fetish hentai. And probably shave his hairy palms while he's at it.



Most sociopaths are low functioning and are found in jails. They are also known for fearlessness in the face of consequences. Jake pisses his pants and starts shaking and wailing and weeping greasy gnome tears into his gnome beard.

I'm not even sure psychiatry has a category for Evil Gnome Personality Disorder.



He actually lives in a weird attic room, like something in a V.C. Andrews novel.
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"Foulers in the Attic"
 
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Abortions4All said:
None of the children in Zucker's study were stripped naked before being photographed. That's just Jake's fevered imagination.

It's kind of important for researchers to know whether maybe girls who experience gender dysphoria are actually just dealing with being considered ugly and think an ugly girl isn't really girly enough to qualify as one at all.
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zucker has open DMs if anyone wants to forward jake's libel his way. i don't know if he's interested in another legal fight but he has nothing to lose and could easily put the fear of god in jake with a simple C&D.
https://twitter.com/ZUCKERKJ
 
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So for instance, I am a transgender woman. That means I am a woman, but some idiot put male on my birth certificate, and I am now stuck with a lifetime of headaches trying to fix that paperwork error and the odd overlapping medical conditions responsible for it being made. - Jake Alley

By overlapping medical conditions he just means stress. And by trying to fix that paperwork error, he means whining about it on his social media for attention.

https://secretgamergirl.tumblr.com/post/176579975540/holy-shit-i-just-saw-your-post-about-ranma-1-12
 
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TBM said:
paperwork error
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"paperwork error"

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AnOminous said:
"paperwork error"
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Scene: doctor hunches over documentation, in his frustration he taps his pen against desk. Half drank cup of coffee is there. Doc takes a swig and makes a face making us realize it's cold and stale. The camera pans over doctor shoulder to show his work.

Species: Human Some kind of gnome, I think.
Sex: probably not ever
 
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repentance said:
In a spergout about ignorance, Jake leads with his own. "Dumb" is not the "official term" for someone who can't speak and it hasn't been for a very long time. That Jake is unaware of the alternative term "mute" shows just how sheltered from the real world he is.

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I don't even know what Jake is rambling on about here any more. The original usage of those words has been defunct for a long time and they survive pretty much only as insults. He also seems to be confusing people who are profoundly developmentally disabled with people on the autism spectrum.
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What an absolute cretin, does this 'investigative journalist' even know how language works? He needs a word that neatly brackets everything he hates, one that would conflate climate sceptics, radfems, SF tech bros, Gay Dicky Spencer and half his family (and can't, of course, be used against him) in a five-year-old's attempt at guilt by association and which purposely erases meaning.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
It wouldn't surprise me if this were the case, but he did claim to have some sort of weird micropenis even before trooning out.
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He also claimed he didn’t know what a penis looks like and that the doctors couldn’t tell if he was male or female. I think he probably just has a regular teeny weeny but tries to make it part of his rare glandular disorder schtick, in case Zoe realises the error of her ways and jumps his bones.
 
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Too bad none of those dozen very good friends of his could be bothered to like or retweet his plea (:_(
I'd love for him to just once name someone he thinks is his friend right now. Anyone he'd name probably hasn't interacted with him on Twitter in months and probably has him muted.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Too bad none of those dozen very good friends of his could be bothered to like or retweet his plea (:_(
I'd love for him to just once name someone he thinks is his friend right now. Anyone he'd name probably hasn't interacted with him on Twitter in months and probably has him muted.
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Jake seems to have serious difficulty understanding the very, very simple concept that if you screech incessantly for years on end and someone doesn't respond to a single one of your crazed googleshngs, they are not your friend and probably have you muted because they are tired of your insane spam.
 
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Let me get this straight. Does Jake really consider gamergate a "terrorist organisation responsible for multiple mass murders"?
No wonder he always has to be so vague in his tweets, if he ever came out clearly and said what he meant he'd be laughed off the internet.
 
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Abortions4All said:
None of the children in Zucker's study were stripped naked before being photographed. That's just Jake's fevered imagination.

It's kind of important for researchers to know whether maybe girls who experience gender dysphoria are actually just dealing with being considered ugly and think an ugly girl isn't really girly enough to qualify as one at all.
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Jake's extrapolations are getting more horrifying as time goes on. Just look at how terrifying and in-detail his "everyone I don't like is a pedophile" fantasies are getting.

He keeps adding things onto it to make it sound worse, on top of things that were still slanderous (but less insane) and already disproven. This fucking gnome seriously has no idea how overboard he's going. Or if he has, he's decided he's already kicked out of 99% of social circles and it just doesn't matter now.

But legit the more he goes into detail about the made up reasons people he hates are pedophiles, the more he himself sounds like a pedo creep.

Norvic said:
Let me get this straight. Does Jake really consider gamergate a "terrorist organisation responsible for multiple mass murders"?
No wonder he always has to be so vague in his tweets, if he ever came out clearly and said what he meant he'd be laughed off the internet.
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He's very bad at being vague. Only really dumb people or people who don't read his googleshnging haven't put together what he means when he says this shit.

Or they do and his remaining followers actually agree with him. He's not the only one convinced GG was literal terrorists. I mean, the Spudkin ADF once claimed GG attempted a drive-by assassination on him.
 
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