Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[thebonesauce]

I’m just glad he’s cooled down on his usage of INTERACTIVITY. It blatantly meant “money” to anyone listening.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Everything else on the list yeah, he needs to stop how he currently proclaims that shit, but I will give him 'Fun' as he has defined his streams only in terms of himself having fun. He says his streams are about himself having 'fun', and you the viewer hanging out with him while he has 'fun', he actively doesn't give a fuck if the viewer is having fun. As a viewer you are supposed to feel privileged that Phil even allows you to attend his stream and have the experience of Phil having 'fun' shared with you. Also you should give him money to ensure that he has 'fun', so that you can watch him have 'fun'. If you didn't know, tipping is the best way to ensure that Phil has 'fun' as his bank account is constantly overdrawn and hasn't paid any of his Federal Tax liability on his $100K income this year. If Phil doesn't have enough 'fun' by April 15th something is going to have to change

D's for Detrakters who steal my khantent
S is for Suck my buaulls
P is for the Prison I've created for myself
Trapped inside these khando walls!

D is for Dumbass who's terrible at video games
S is for your attitude...SHIT
P is for Pissbaby Whiner
WHEN YOU'RE...

(No, that's not it! Let me show you...)

D is for Dammit, fuck you, Kojima!
S is for my soulmate, Khet
P is for Patreon, tip and sub and cheer a ton
To help me pay off my debt!

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(eagerly awaits Autistic rating)

 

[HansGruber]

Everything else on the list yeah, he needs to stop how he currently proclaims that shit, but I will give him 'Fun' as he has defined his streams only in terms of himself having fun. He says his streams are about himself having 'fun', and you the viewer hanging out with him while he has 'fun', he actively doesn't give a fuck if the viewer is having fun. As a viewer you are supposed to feel privileged that Phil even allows you to attend his stream and have the experience of Phil having 'fun' shared with you. Also you should give him money to ensure that he has 'fun', so that you can watch him have 'fun'. If you didn't know, tipping is the best way to ensure that Phil has 'fun' as his bank account is constantly overdrawn and hasn't paid any of his Federal Tax liability on his $100K income this year. If Phil doesn't have enough 'fun' by April 15th something is going to have to change

God, when you put it like that it sounds depressing as hell.

 

[Zaryiu]

God, when you put it like that it sounds depressing as hell.

Not really if we remember that it was self-inflicted

 

[millais]

When speaking about detractors, now he frequently uses the word "degenerate" (verb) where he means "corrupt" (verb)

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil thinks the phrase is 'Nip it in the butt', this is a bastardization of the actual phrase 'Nip it in the bud'. Phil uses the bastardized form to mean what the proper one means, namely: to stop a process from flowering and continuing to grow to fruition along it's natural course, before it becomes unmanageable.
https://brians.wsu.edu/2016/05/19/nip-it-in-the-butt/
https://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/writing-for-business/nip-it-in-the-butt-or-in-the-bud/
The phrase 'Nip it in the butt' would imply that you are attempting to get a process completed faster, and/or correct that process to more efficiently reach it's natural completion. Or if you check Urban Dictionary half the entries have it as a slang for anal sex, I guess that explains why the phrase appeals to Phil so much
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nip it in the butt

 

[millais]

Phil says "bye-ahpik" instead of "bio-pic" like everyone else

 

[Wurstbrot]

"What the fuck" = Because I am Phil Burnell, the man who knows everything, I declare this entire game to be moronic and a fail on epic scales.

 

[Sparkletor]

I am sorry to announce that Phil figured out "diversive" is not a word.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Podcast: A Vlog
While the rest of the world would say it is a Vlog, D$P refers to these as 'podcasts' even though it is not available anywhere for download ( outside of taking the video url to a YT audio ripper site ).

 

[Agentsmith]

"I don't feed babies...I only feed STRONG WORKING ADULTS (bicep pose)... You better grow up like me... Then I'll feed you"

Absolutely pathetic & embarrassing

 

[Salubrious]

Random - Anytime an opponent hits DSP with a big move in a fighting game, it's due to the opponent doing it at random. An opponent has never hit DSP with a big move intentionally or in a planned manner.

I think it was the Tekken 7 stream, where every single time the opponent hit a Rage Art move, DSP said it was a random super. Every single time.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Unskilled while Casual fighting game players: Noobs/Casuals who best the former Pro and 4th place at Evo Fighting game champ.
If he were playing a Ranked match of SFV, which Pros from his era have been outspoken about the changes while adapting to them*, he might have a tiny leg to stand on as the changes have 'dumbed down' the game to where almost anyone can achieve the famous Moment 37** D$P says this while playing CASUAL MATCHES ( keyword= CASUAL ) all the while bemoaning the current game for not being the game he is known for or in an arcade ( aka "offline play" ) while having done neither for well over a decade now. Couple these things with the recaptured glory of former pros of D$P's era*** and we have just another salty scrub being beaten by 'casuals' who have a better grasp on the game than he does. The 'pulling out cheap/online tactics' after the first defeat is easily seen by a dispassionate viewer as the Casual dialing Phil in and punish him.********

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgA_nK_w3A ( at 2:52 )
** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klaWV-szmnY
*** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSfVCQx6eg ( Justin Wong's rolling on the floor exuberant comeback in the 2014 Grand Finals story starting @ 0:47 @ and the 'Uncle Valle' victory of 2015 @9:21 where he 'schooled' Bonichan right to the Loser's Bracket in a lopsided upset.
******** TOO MANY to list, so crediting the most recent where it occurs at the start and later @1:07:39 with the 'I still win , of course....followed by ...What? Why did I get hit there?...Okay...Okay........Of course! "In the 1st round I dominate them then, because use of "abusive shit in the game, that shouldn't be in the game, that makes it a bad fighter. Oh look, Win two straight!?!.....Game is no good, no f'ing good!"******************************************************************
****************************************************************** because not only is it Christmas, but I do not as a practice use/type swear words

 

[Coin Ops]

Choking. If he really was choking for an extended period of time, he'd be dead. He is not choking.

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Severe choking. Not just your run-of-the-mill regular choking, no, severe choking.

 

[OneDaySon]

I’m just glad he’s cooled down on his usage of INTERACTIVITY. It blatantly meant “money” to anyone listening.

It made a comeback for his terrible Christmas stream! He was very sad because people weren't being interactive, festive, jolly and in the Christmas spirit. He felt disappointed as nobody was enjoying the stream and wanting to interact with him. All mean the same thing in DSPlanguage.

 

[millais]

"Joe Average Gamer" more like "Joe One-Standard-Deviation-Below-Average Gamer

 

[Coin Ops]

Podcast. A podcast is a topic-focused series of audio files, sometimes scripted and edited.

This is none of those things:

 

[actually]

Podcast. A podcast is a topic-focused series of audio files, sometimes scripted and edited.

This is none of those things:
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The topic is Phil. He will be speaking and thus making audio files, following a script designed to exaggerate his problems while ignoring that 1) he makes more than $100k playing video games and 2) the overwhelming majority of his problems (especially this year) are of his own making. Therefore, podcast!

 

[Raven'sChild]

Podcast: A Vlog
While the rest of the world would say it is a Vlog, D$P refers to these as 'podcasts' even though it is not available anywhere for download ( outside of taking the video url to a YT audio ripper site ).

Podcast. A podcast is a topic-focused series of audio files, sometimes scripted and edited.

This is none of those things:
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D$P makes VLOGS. They are not by definition Podcasts due to their being NO downloadable version to listen to.
From wikipedia: A podcast or generically netcast, is an episodic series of digital audio or video fileswhich a user can download in order to listen to. It is often available for subscription, so that new episodes are automatically downloaded via web syndication to the user's own local computer, mobile application, or portable media player.[1]

The word was originally suggested by Ben Hammersley as a portmanteau of "iPod" (a brand of media player) and "broadcast".[2][3]

The files distributed are in audio format, but may sometimes include other file formats such as PDF or EPUB. Videos which are shared following a podcast model are sometimes called video podcasts or vodcasts.

 

[JMR]

"Joe Average Gamer" more like "Joe One-Standard-Deviation-Below-Average Gamer

Was yesterday the first time he has described himself as that:"Joe Average Gamer"?

There have been allusions to it -- "I'm just like you", "regular guy", etc. -- but not that particular phrasing. (At least none that I've heard.)