Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[gaarashatan]

Tevin is in many ways one of the best trolls. He's so low effort in his trolling and coverage of Dave compared to others. He's not doing EvilAJ 6 hour compilations of shitty game play, he's not trawling through his blogs about REAL Talk like Snort, and he's certainly not donating money to a charity to one up him.

He's restreaming Dave's stream whilst putting half hearted commentary, and THIS is the guy Phil has commanded his army to go out and pick a fight with.

hardly call him scrolling thru and watching dsps old videos for 8 hrs low effort

theres even a 10 hour one LOL

evilaj putting up rookie numbers compared to tevin.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

yea or some self employed people have an "off season" to spend more time with family. DSP might just be addicted to work and is managing his time sub optimally. He also kind of bullshitted Kat by spending tons of time with her initially then when she actually moved in he barely touches her.

He is not addicted to work. He 'works' about 40 hours a week including prestreams and still spends a shitload of time watching tv and drinking gin. Hes just selfish. Also in mountains of credit cars and homeloan debt, he cant take time off

 

[Commander Keen]

Tevin is in many ways one of the best trolls. He's so low effort in his trolling and coverage of Dave compared to others. He's not doing EvilAJ 6 hour compilations of shitty game play, he's not trawling through his blogs about REAL Talk like Snort, and he's certainly not donating money to a charity to one up him.

He's restreaming Dave's stream whilst putting half hearted commentary, and THIS is the guy Phil has commanded his army to go out and pick a fight with.

Tevin did a charity DJ stream and raised like 1800 bucks with 1000 goal.

 

[Agentsmith]

I wonder if khet is realising the horror of her situation being with D$P:

- she can only share time on his streams if she faces people teasing her BECAUSE she dates him;

- she has (possibly at his request) stopped all her online presence; or at very least heavily reduced them (ie YouTube; streaming; Twitter; Facebook etc);

- they will "go out" in society as a couple maybe 1x a week - and maybe one dinner out (I imagine the conversation is electric) - and maybe on alert for dangerous detractors who may see them;

- I'd estimate maybe 80% of her time at home is alone as hate boy is "working";

- she will never hang out with the fool and his friends as he DOESN'T have any;

- due to his "job", her bf is in clearly poor shape;

And this was just off the top of my head...

If she wants a roof over her head with him in Renton - then that's the game. I can't imagine she is happy with this situation

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil's current disheveled, old man look must make going out to dinner extremely awkward. He is also very pale.

 

[Mannlicher]

I wonder if khet is realising the horror of her situation being with D$P:

- she can only share time on his streams if she faces people teasing her BECAUSE she dates him;

- she has (possibly at his request) stopped all her online presence; or at very least heavily reduced them (ie YouTube; streaming; Twitter; Facebook etc);

- they will "go out" in society as a couple maybe 1x a week - and maybe one dinner out (I imagine the conversation is electric) - and maybe on alert for dangerous detractors who may see them;

- I'd estimate maybe 80% of her time at home is alone as hate boy is "working";

- she will never hang out with the fool and his friends as he DOESN'T have any;

- due to his "job", her bf is in clearly poor shape;

And this was just off the top of my head...

If she wants a roof over her head with him in Renton - then that's the game. I can't imagine she is happy with this situation

- His charming snorting and belching.

 

[Wing Zero]

Phil's current disheveled, old man look must make going out to dinner extremely awkward. He is also very pale.

"Ah yes, right this way to your table my dear. May I take your father's coat as well?"

 

[Destro1986]

I wonder if khet is realising the horror of her situation being with D$P:

- she can only share time on his streams if she faces people teasing her BECAUSE she dates him;

- she has (possibly at his request) stopped all her online presence; or at very least heavily reduced them (ie YouTube; streaming; Twitter; Facebook etc);

- they will "go out" in society as a couple maybe 1x a week - and maybe one dinner out (I imagine the conversation is electric) - and maybe on alert for dangerous detractors who may see them;

- I'd estimate maybe 80% of her time at home is alone as hate boy is "working";

- she will never hang out with the fool and his friends as he DOESN'T have any;

- due to his "job", her bf is in clearly poor shape;

And this was just off the top of my head...

If she wants a roof over her head with him in Renton - then that's the game. I can't imagine she is happy with this situation

I can actually think of a reason she might legit be there.

Some people, particularly damaged ones from bad homes, can have a need to "help" or "fix" someone.

I imagine to someone like that Dave seems perfect.

 

[PieceofShet]

Kat is a fake soulmate.

But I found his real one!

 

[Prince Lotor]

So apparently this holiday season Catherine had to listen to Christmas music "all day", she definitely works in retail for minimum wage. I've been thinking lately the only way Phil's recent begging needs make any sense and Catherine is barely able to help with bills such that faced with a $16K tax bill she is only able to help a little bit more is if she is legit taking home between $1,500 to $2,000 after taxes per month. At most I would guess she's giving Phil under $700 a month with this recent 'she's able to help out a little more with bills' shit, if that's even actually happening. There's no way she would fork over more than half her income to Phil even if shit hit the fan.

 

[Sparkletor]

So apparently this holiday season Catherine had to listen to Christmas music "all day", she definitely works in retail for minimum wage. I've been thinking lately the only way Phil's recent begging needs make any sense and Catherine is barely able to help with bills such that faced with a $16K tax bill she is only able to help a little bit more is if she is legit taking home between $1,500 to $2,000 after taxes per month. At most I would guess she's giving Phil under $700 a month with this recent 'she's able to help out a little more with bills' shit, if that's even actually happening. There's no way she would fork over more than half her income to Phil even if shit hit the fan.

Kat allegedly transferred jobs across the country, works sometimes until midnight, and worked on Thanksgiving day. Unless it is at Wal-Mart, I think very few retail places fit those parameters. And if she worked at Wal-Mart, why do they shop at Fred Meyer and Costco instead of using her in store discount when they are hurting for money?

 

[gin_nose]

Kat allegedly transferred jobs across the country, works sometimes until midnight, and worked on Thanksgiving day. Unless it is at Wal-Mart, I think very few retail places fit those parameters. And if she worked at Wal-Mart, why do they shop at Fred Meyer and Costco instead of using her in store discount when they are hurting for money?

Maybe it was Costco she transferred to/from...... I dont remember dark ever talking about Costco until recently (a place with a membership fee btw).. Although, didnt Dark say she got a different job trying to make more money for them? It wasnt clear what he meant, perhaps he meant she got a second part time job. Perhaps she transfered for Walmart and then got a better job at Costco after she moved out there and they shop there to use her discount. Although I think big retailers have such small margins they give very tiny discounts to their employees.

Her being "Stressed" working so much and hating working retail dur9ing the holidays especially was making me think that she probably resents him already. I know for a fact most women can get resentful when they have to work a 9-5 when their man works from home and that is when said man works a normal job. I can only imagine how resentful the women would get when she has to work a 9-5 (in kats case late shift) while her man sits on his love seat playing games all day. Eventually its going to cause issues if it isnt already I guarantee it.

I can already imagine dark "make sure you clean the bathroom and make dinner tonight".... kat: "i worked all fucking day busted my ass dealing with annoying customers and you sat on your ass playing video games all day!! you clean the fucking bathroom! you should be well rested!" I would be money that went down with panda lee when she was forced to get a job and caused their break up.

 

[Sparkletor]

Maybe it was Costco she transferred to/from...... I dont remember dark ever talking about Costco until recently (a place with a membership fee btw).. Although, didnt Dark say she got a different job trying to make more money for them? It wasnt clear what he meant, perhaps he meant she got a second part time job. Perhaps she transfered for Walmart and then got a better job at Costco after she moved out there and they shop there to use her discount. Although I think big retailers have such small margins they give very tiny discounts to their employees.

Her being "Stressed" working so much and hating working retail dur9ing the holidays especially was making me think that she probably resents him already. I know for a fact most women can get resentful when they have to work a 9-5 when their man works from home and that is when said man works a normal job. I can only imagine how resentful the women would get when she has to work a 9-5 (in kats case late shift) while her man sits on his love seat playing games all day. Eventually its going to cause issues if it isnt already I guarantee it.

I can already imagine dark "make sure you clean the bathroom and make dinner tonight".... kat: "i worked all fucking day busted my ass dealing with annoying customers and you sat on your ass playing video games all day!! you clean the fucking bathroom! you should be well rested!" I would be money that went down with panda lee when she was forced to get a job and caused their break up.

Phil did hint that Kat was under so much stress that if he loses the house she will leave him. Soul mates for life!

 

[LiquidCancer]

Maybe it was Costco she transferred to/from...... I dont remember dark ever talking about Costco until recently (a place with a membership fee btw).. Although, didnt Dark say she got a different job trying to make more money for them? It wasnt clear what he meant, perhaps he meant she got a second part time job. Perhaps she transfered for Walmart and then got a better job at Costco after she moved out there and they shop there to use her discount. Although I think big retailers have such small margins they give very tiny discounts to their employees.

Costco has very conservative hours. Most locations close at 8:30PM on weekdays. Could be a Target store? They are open later.

 

[gin_nose]

Costco has very conservative hours. Most locations close at 8:30PM on weekdays. Could be a Target store? They are open later.

That is actually a good point. I assume though they have people who work a night shift and do stuff after the store closes like stock shelves and clean and shit like that? We get mixed info from Dark on when she gets off from work, I think he tried to say midnight but i think he also said she was just getting home at like 10:30pm his time.

Target and Walmart are def possibilities. I think Walmart is most likely though. I would imagine Dark would avoid talking about shopping where she actually works as much as possible. It could be they shop at Walmart all the tiem but he purposely lies and makes it sound like he doesnt really go there to avoid making it obvious that is where she works.

I guess McDonalds is also a good possibility. It has to be a national chain, but its definetly retail or a restaurant to be working late at night. I mean sure there are some other edge case jobs that are national and have night hours but lets be honest, what we know of Kat, she works at McDonalds or Walmart for sure.

 

[Wing Zero]

And if she worked at Wal-Mart, why do they shop at Fred Meyer and Costco instead of using her in store discount when they are hurting for money?

Because Phil thinks he's too good for Walmart, and as long as the paypiggies are willing to foot the bill he'll happily buy the far more expensive option, regardless of how much he's "struggling".

 

[Il_Duke]

Costco has very conservative hours. Most locations close at 8:30PM on weekdays. Could be a Target store? They are open later.

People always assume that a store closing at x hour means everyone working there leaves at x hour. Retail always has weird-ass rules where the people 'closing' have to see the last people out, walk all the aisles to make sure nobody OD'd by the Pet Food, have 3 people walking out with the person that counted the cash, etc. When I worked retail you could always count on working 45-60 minutes after close, which means an 8:30 (11:30 PST) close gets her home around 1 AM Phil Time.

My money's still on the gig economy. Uber-Kat driving couples and families to Christmas Parties and Friendsgivings, happy friends 'forcing' her to listen to the same 10 Jingle Bell songs over and over again, before walking past the one string of Christmas Lights and collapsing on the Goutch just long enough for Phil to waddle down and ask why she hasn't thrown his Hungry Man into the microwave yet.

 

[DukeMorty]

Kat allegedly transferred jobs across the country, works sometimes until midnight, and worked on Thanksgiving day. Unless it is at Wal-Mart, I think very few retail places fit those parameters. And if she worked at Wal-Mart, why do they shop at Fred Meyer and Costco instead of using her in store discount when they are hurting for money?

This could be my autism but I am pretty sure she works at Starbucks because they work super early and super late. Plus, they work holidays and they get new schedules every week. My source to all this is that I worked at Starbucks and Kats work schedule is just like Starbucks.

 

[SwattedKat]

Kat should work as an online escort and offer detractors the true soul-maid experience.

 

[Sparkletor]

Kat should work as an online escort and offer detractors the true soul-maid experience.

Services available: The Soulmaid Experience

For only $20 an hour I will awkwardly sit in the next room while you play video games and yell at the television. For an additional $10 I will microwave a Banquet frozen dinner for you. NO SEX. I also will need access to your car and reserve the right to leave at any time to "go to the gym".

Serious inquiries only!