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Salubrious said:
Edit: He's playing Call of Duty tonight even though he clearly hates the game.
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Well, he hates the multiplayer. He loves Blackout b/c, much like PUBG and H1Z1 before them, he can camp out in a house somewhere and read 50 bitcheers and get dollar tips from speds who think you have to pay for each line of a conversation.
 
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Sparkletor said:
If Assassin's Creed was such a bad game, why does Kat play it instead of spending time with the love of her life?
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*Throat Clear followed by squinty laptop lean-in*

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*Grunts* "Alright. ." *Squints at 4K TV*
 
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According to Phil, he has a really slow month last month but he is grateful for, you are not hearing it wrong,

"Eternal-Seven"

for the gifted subs

This is someone who gave him 12k cash, and he could not remember his name right, so much for being grateful

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Then some guy challenged him to say "Nancy Pelosi is the best of all time", and if he did he would pay Phil 10,000 dollars, Phil read the cheer and said "Well there you go I just read it, where's my money now? Or are you full of shit?"

This guy tossed another 50 cents to him with this message

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actually said:
...He got $20k. What the actual fuck?
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He was still blabbering on about tips instead of cheers, so all the money doesn't count because he has to wait two months to get it.

Also something about how he can't yet give his information to his tax attorney because of some lies that I zoned out for. Cowboys-Seahawks were approaching halftime.
 
It just occurred to me: Have we considered making general threads for Phil's streams of individual games? I remember there was an aborted attempt at new threads for individual streams. That's quite a bit more work. This finally finished Assassin's Creed Odyssey playthrough, for example, took 3 months worth of streams to complete. Talk of what happened during that slog could have had it's own spot for discussion.

We can go by the schedule Phil provides for us. https://howlongtobeat.com/ (this actually exists) says Deltaraune's "Main Story + Extras" is 3 hours and a half hours (Phil is likely unaware that howlongtobeat.com actually exists). So, maybe leave that one. Phil's recurring return to the "interactive" Black OPs 4 Blackout would be a good choice, though.

Going by game titles alone (links to posts that begin discussion of each individual stream could be updated to the OP as they occur), would that be more confusing than what we have now, with all stream related posts appearing here?
 
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actually said:
Probably around $55-60 between cheers, subs, and tips, but yeah, about $35 from just cheers and subs. Definitely a slow one today for some reason. Of course, somebody will probably show up tonight, so it doesn't mean a lot.
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And as predicted, he's gotten around $80-$100 in tips tonight. Still not a massive success, but you can pretty much count on a few random whales showing up, including random fans who apparently have their heads so far up their asses they aren't aware of something Phil's been doing for 2 years now:

[2019-01-05 23:53:30 UTC] mcolpa: Hey phil I’ve been watching your YouTube vids since 2009 I just found out you stream on twitch now keep up the good work man screw the haters
 
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Haunter said:
It just occurred to me: Have we considered making general threads for Phil's streams of individual games? I remember there was an aborted attempt at new threads for individual streams. That's quite a bit more work. This finally finished Assassin's Creed Odyssey playthrough, for example, took 3 months worth of streams to complete. Talk of what happened during that slog could have had it's own spot for discussion.

We can go by the schedule Phil provides for us. https://howlongtobeat.com/ (this actually exists) says Deltaraune's "Main Story + Extras" is 3 hours and a half hours (Phil is likely unaware that howlongtobeat.com actually exists). So, maybe leave that one. Phil's recurring return to the "interactive" Black OPs 4 Blackout would be a good choice, though.

Going by game titles alone (links to posts that begin discussion of each individual stream could be updated to the OP as they occur), would that be more confusing than what we have now, with all stream related posts appearing here?
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I think Phil's schedule is a little too chaotic to go by game, since sometimes he'll reschedule things for seemingly no reason and go days without touching a game only to bring it back. Plus, the actual game discussion is pretty minimal. There's the occasional "look at how bad Phil is" comment, but it's usually more about the dumb things him/his chat members say. I do think having the bigger "events/overhyped Phil proclomations" taking place in separate threads though.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Good Samaritan got manually banned


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:cringe: Now that's fucking weird. 2016 she had been with Subaru Man at least a year and a half. IDK why she would be squatting somewhere. I thought Subaru Man made decent money and paid for a place for both of them. He wouldn't really have been able to just kick her out in 2017 when he found out she and Phil were cucking him, like he said he did, if he wasn't and she was on the lease or could demonstrate a payment history on his mortgage or something. Unless this is just some complete retard who is saying "2016" about the incidents I was talking about that happened in September and October 2013
Haunter said:
@Prince Lotor actually went over this information yesterday (I believe @ReentryPhantom originally posted the info in July). What snicker_licker_1 said has been known for a while now.
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It may be the same thing with a game of "intertubes telephone" entering a lot of noise into the original thing we were just talking about, or the chat comment may be about something new. IDK :roll:
 
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:cringe: Now that's fucking weird. 2016 she had been with Subaru Man at least a year and a half. IDK why she would be squatting somewhere. I thought Subaru Man made decent money and paid for a place for both of them. He wouldn't really have been able to just kick her out in 2017 when he found out she and Phil were cucking him, like he said he did, if he wasn't and she was on the lease or could demonstrate a payment history on his mortgage or something. Unless this is just some complete retard who is saying "2016" about the incidents I was talking about that happened in September and October 2013
It may be the same thing with a game of "intertubes telephone" entering a lot of noise into the original thing we were just talking about, or the chat comment may be about something new. IDK :roll:
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I saw he actually later cheered to correct the year to Phil. He was obviously banned for it.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
I saw he actually later cheered to correct the year to Phil. He was obviously banned for it.
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LMAO What a fucking maroon :lit: He saw the Company name 'Occidental Development' on this from your original post, and not only got the year wrong but claims to have done some "research". She was served an eviction notice and the company made a new civil filing regarding it when they did, this has nothing to do with "squatters rights". She also wasn't 'Charged with Forcible Entry" https://definitions.uslegal.com/l/landlord-tenant-forcible-entry-and-detainer/ Wow, imagine being as dumb as this guy giving Phil money while completely having no idea what they are talking about :lol: fucking lol
 
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Straignt from Phil's fan StraightCashHomie AKA Steven Slater


I get why Phil has fans now, coz they are blind and Ret4rded


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It is really funny how he wants to claim gaming greatness but is not willing to either 1) be entertaining while trying to figure things out or 2) just admit that he doesn't actually want to 100% these games. It's very similar to when he tries to speedrun through a section of a Soulsborne game and get destroyed by junk enemies that he could beat in 2 hits if he stopped to do so.
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This. I watched 0utsyder's newest, on Half-Life 2 Eps 1 + 2. More than half the video is dedicated to him trying to get the fucking gimmick trophies for only using a single bullet/keeping the gnome. I haven't played those games but they look obnoxious enough when you're trying to get them on your own, to say nothing of when some fat-thumbed polock arbitrarily decides to slam the brakes on a playthrough to get them.

Phil is the jackass friend with the car who decides to change everyone's plans on his behalf while he's at the wheel. No one else wants Outback Steakhouse, Phil. Just you.

What a fucking asshole.

 
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