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Pargon said:
This. I watched 0utsyder's newest, on Half-Life 2 Eps 1 + 2. More than half the video is dedicated to him trying to get the fucking gimmick trophies for only using a single bullet/keeping the gnome. I haven't played those games but they look obnoxious enough when you're trying to get them on your own, to say nothing of when some fat-thumbed polock arbitrarily decides to slam the brakes on a playthrough to get them.

Phil is the jackass friend with the car who decides to change everyone's plans on his behalf while he's at the wheel. No one else wants Outback Steakhouse, Phil. Just you.

What a fucking asshole.

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Ahh yes, the gnome. I remember watching it live for a while. IT WAS TERRIBLE. He redid the same parts over and over and over again...absolutely zero quality gameplay. I cant even rewatch it in a tihydp format. I cant.

And then he claims he doesnt care about achievements... stop fukin lying you idiot. Everytime he gets a trophy, he gets louder and a bit energetic. I dare to claiam thats the only thing he cares about gaming. And reaching the end of a game ofc.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
He's tweeting that his power went out at 3am. Okay? Just go to sleep then who cares.
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I wonder if Dave has any hobbies (Since he claims playing videogames is work), when he isn't streaming he is constantly on social media. The only hobby he seems to have in his life is Kat.

What does this man do with his free time to increase his quality of life?
 
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TyrasGuard said:
I wonder if Dave has any hobbies (Since he claims playing videogames is work), when he isn't streaming he is constantly on social media. The only hobby he seems to have in his life is Kat.

What does this man do with his free time to increase his quality of life?
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Watching wrestling. Watching 80's movies. Supporting local business (Fred Meyer). Cooking Italian sauce. Drinking gin.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
He's tweeting that his power went out at 3am. Okay? Just go to sleep then who cares.
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guy is given perfect fodder to talk about during his streams (during gameplay when he can't think of anything to say)
and blows his wad INSTANTLY

PieceofShet said:
Ahh yes, the gnome. I remember watching it live for a while. IT WAS TERRIBLE. He redid the same parts over and over and over again...absolutely zero quality gameplay. I cant even rewatch it in a tihydp format. I cant.
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did he get to the part where he had to drive a car and keep the gnome with him?

i don't see why he bothered with "the one free bullet" and the gnome achievements the first time he played them.
you should play through the games regularly first to get an understanding of what will happen next.

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Deltarune today, ey? Going to be terrible (more than usual).
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i'm sorry, i thought phil thought it was stupid and toby fox was a MORAN for releasing a game for free
 
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TyrasGuard said:
I wonder if Dave has any hobbies (Since he claims playing videogames is work), when he isn't streaming he is constantly on social media. The only hobby he seems to have in his life is Kat.

What does this man do with his free time to increase his quality of life?
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I really think his only hobbies are movies and food and stuff that involved spending money. Pretty sure if him and Kat took up hiking or painting he would tell us.
 
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Pargon said:
This. I watched 0utsyder's newest, on Half-Life 2 Eps 1 + 2. More than half the video is dedicated to him trying to get the fucking gimmick trophies for only using a single bullet/keeping the gnome. I haven't played those games but they look obnoxious enough when you're trying to get them on your own, to say nothing of when some fat-thumbed polock arbitrarily decides to slam the brakes on a playthrough to get them.

Phil is the jackass friend with the car who decides to change everyone's plans on his behalf while he's at the wheel. No one else wants Outback Steakhouse, Phil. Just you.

What a fucking asshole.

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Oh, yeah, that's a great analogy and he's notorious for this! He was doing it as far back as when he first started Patreon. An early goal was to play Crash Bandicoot, it was a marathon and people expected him to get quite a bit of gameplay in. Then, out of NOWHERE, he finishes the first level and says he's going to 100% it! Something that nobody fucking asked for or wanted, and that people in the chat were bitching about, since he ended up playing for like 6 hours and barely got into the game.

It was just him grinding and repeating levels because if he finished with 49 apples out of 50, he had to redo the level smh. People were pissed off haha. Was just something totally random he decided to do and called and audible on, to hell with what the people who paid wanted to actually see!
 
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plays video games all day

eats and drinks shit all day

stays up until 3am, drunk, and grumpy on social media


i swear hes going to be talking about medical bills in the neat future, and try and blame the universe ("how could this to happen me, such a positive guy who has helped many in his lifetime, its not fair") or those dam dirty detractors for poisoning his water.

on a site note, another view of this post, is how jealous we are from phils life. he truly sounds like hes living a life of happiness, joy, and pahsivity. who doesnt want to play games all day, especially when youre 40. who doesnt want to eat junk food all the time. who doesnt want to get drunk until 3am.

sounds like im describing someone whos 20 and still a child wanting to enjoy his life until hes before 25, i mean 40 cough. :thinking:
 
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Cut my dick into pieces said:
Laying the groundwork for another day off.
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Sorry, couldn't help myself:

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TyrasGuard said:
I wonder if Dave has any hobbies (Since he claims playing videogames is work), when he isn't streaming he is constantly on social media. The only hobby he seems to have in his life is Kat.

What does this man do with his free time to increase his quality of life?
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He obsessively watches old movies to the point it's been called an autistic trait possibly. He collects movies too, he has an entire wall of them thats been shown a few times in vlogs. He watches around two movies a night, then catches up on the days wrestling if there is any. If not, he watches a few episodes of a TV show on one of his many many many subscription services. Other than that the only thing he ever does except eat and Kat is play mobile games except he's not very good at them so he uses the pay to win services that the mobile games have.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
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Dave might be out of work for DAYS
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that would be so good, right after he took a week off too, and now days.

normal people go into work when they have sore throats, cause they got bills to pay. phil? takes a whole week off.

hes only going to use this to his advantage to rly amp up those paypigs with his begging though
 
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