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That isn't "Crap." That's clearly Phil just being an honest, Joe Everyguy gamer having fun with his friends. Don't YOU play videogames and mention your impending financial obligations and suggest that your friends help you out?

Oh come on d00d. First off, shut the fuck up, okayyy? You have NO idea what you're talking about. When has Phil EVER talked about his business DURING streams? Unless someone brings it up (and he WANTS to talk about it) he never brings it up. The ONLY time Phil talks about his personal business is on Twitter multiple times a day and during his 2 hour prestreams.
 
It reminds me of the time Dark exploited hurricane victims for money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZh-jUaiSlQ&t=

"Dude you're a troll if you ask for a charity stream *I need that money more than the victims okay?* blech"

when he says that dude isnt the brightest bulb in the pack, cause he needs that money for his house.

yes phil, you cant take one day of profits for charity to save your 2nd house. but youll take an entire week off cause of a sore throat. what a piece of garbage
 
Oh, yeah, that's a great analogy and he's notorious for this! He was doing it as far back as when he first started Patreon. An early goal was to play Crash Bandicoot, it was a marathon and people expected him to get quite a bit of gameplay in. Then, out of NOWHERE, he finishes the first level and says he's going to 100% it! Something that nobody fucking asked for or wanted, and that people in the chat were bitching about, since he ended up playing for like 6 hours and barely got into the game.

It was just him grinding and repeating levels because if he finished with 49 apples out of 50, he had to redo the level smh. People were pissed off haha. Was just something totally random he decided to do and called and audible on, to hell with what the people who paid wanted to actually see!

If Phil was smart he would just play through the game and gauge what the reaction is. If peepul were excited and participating enough he could set up a poll to see if people would like to see him do a challenge run of it and they can pick the stipulation (100%, highest difficulty, no death, etc etc). Make it a "special event" and milk it for a second time. Plus he would've had time to gain a bit of skill by actually playing through the entire game first vs whatever goofy shit he does now before quitting the game due to frustration or "peepul losing interest/not participating".
 
“Guys, I was without power for HOURS. Of course Kat and I got a hotel, what else could I possibly do? It’s not like I could take that time to read a book or something that doesn’t require electricity!

Fuck the charity streams! I lost power for like an entire day and had NO CHOICE but to get a hotel room, a suite no less! That cost me BIG BUX. So frankly, that money had to come from the Eternal_Kevin money, it was something like $1500 with room service and everything else... I NEED YOU TO TIP ME! I NEED to make up for the time I missed!”
 
What on Earth does Phil have to do between 4-7 pm PST on a Sunday where he can't finish a 4 hour game that he starts a 2 pm? I'm including a 1 hour prestream. If he had to go to a store for once, he could do that before the stream. It's not like he'll be out cleaning debris. He doesn't watch the NFL from what I can gather. Royal Rumble is still weeks away.

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
 
I was doing some thinking today in the shower and I bring it up in my new video could DSP have sleep apnea? Sleep apnea is a potentially serious sleep disorder in which breathing repeatedly stops and starts. If you snore loudly and feel tired even after a full night's sleep, you might have sleep apnea. The main types of sleep apnea are: Obstructive sleep apnea, the more common form that occurs when throat muscles relax. - Mayo Clinic

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it seems to line up symptoms wise.
 
Phil is begging hard on his prestream

Kat is sick,

Storm is a detractor,

He is FORCED to change his streaming schedule but NOTHING HE CAN DO about it, but because of that he wont make much money because there will be low attendance and people will come in to complain about him not playing Deltarune, so if you want to contribute today please TIP HIM and TIP A LOT


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"We got a NITPICKING idiot in the stream did a 100bit cheer and said something completely stoooopid, I'm NOT gonna read it and I WONT put you on the leaderboard, what a MORON, fucking idiot, but thanks for the money dummy"

Interactive, chill, fun, mature stream guys

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Decided to tune into Dark, massive mistake

He’s just sitting there like a statue with that perpetual frown on until he dies, with them big sausage cheeks framing his face.

I kid you not you could just take an image of him blankly staring at the game and put it over his face cam, and nobody would be able to tell the difference, it’s honestly impressive how little he fucking moves sometimes.

Just turn the face cam off dude, it does nothing beneficial for your streams.
 
Decided to tune into Dark, massive mistake

He’s just sitting there like a statue with that perpetual frown on until he dies, with them big sausage cheeks framing his face.

I kid you not you could just take an image of him blankly staring at the game and put it over his face cam, and nobody would be able to tell the difference, it’s honestly impressive how little he fucking moves sometimes.

Just turn the face cam off dude, it does nothing beneficial for your streams.

I'm watching AGDQ instead, I can predict what DSP's stream is at this point. He has a frown on his face, his eyes are low, he's looking to the left. He's just staring and saying nothing. Then when he kills someone he says "GHATTIM" then goes back to saying nothing. Every once in a while someone sends him a bitch here and he either responds with "I don't know what you're talking about. So there you go." or "I don't have any thoughts on that. So there you go." or "I don't have favourites. So there you go."
 
oh my god this forum is so special

I'm personally not a huge fan of everything being broken up either. I think most people are used to and enjoy getting one straight shot of autism up the ass in the megathread when they pop in for their daily dose of Beg to the Future.

I think topics are useful in some cases if there is in fact a proper saga attached (something that conceivably lasts more than 24 hours as a talking point) but I'd rather not see the day where I have to look through the entire section just to find out the last time Phil changed his socks in the DSP'S SAWKS thread.
 
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