- Joined
- Sep 7, 2016
A makeover can't hide a beard.
SecretGamerGrrl finally gets his fabulous coming out party complete with a make-over. A gaggle of twitter-troons have descended upon his Niantic attic and have him rolled up from head to toe like a mummy, but it's not a burial ceremony, it's a re-birth! Everyone grabs a piece of the gauze and holds on tight as they roll him down the stairs to start the most comprehensive Brazilian waxing ever attempted. As the newly birthed Violet tumbles into the shoe-rack she is dazed, completely hairless and nude. Standing up her freshly epilated skin makes her look like a bizarro Dr. Manhattan: obese instead of fit, flushed red instead of cool blue, incoherent instead of peak intelligence and the dick is even smaller. This is what the Vagina Monologues were secretly about, a real woman's journey.