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Two things

1. Chris isn't looking to Renee for friendship, he wants someone to bail his ass out.
2. Chris doesn't have friends because he's a self-centered jerk who alienates anyone who might have become a friend.

This may well be his time of need but it's a problem of his (and Barb's) own creation.
 
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Ian Brandon Something said:
Two things

1. Chris isn't looking to Renee for friendship, he wants someone to bail his ass out.
2. Chris doesn't have friends because he's a self-centered jerk who alienates anyone who might have become a friend.

This may well be his time of need but it's a problem of his (and Barb's) own creation.
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Agreed on all points, but it's funny: At some point or another, Chris had people to bail him out, up to and including Rocky and Borbwinkle. One dies, one goes nuts(er), and he essentially pushes Rocky away until he needs her. He is, in effect, looking for replacement saviors while also looking for a replacement mommy (with whopee upgrade factory installed).
 
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Amazing, simply amazing her teeth can rot in her mouth and all she would do is bitch at her mentally disabled son about affording dentistry. But time the hoard is in danger jumps right into said sons life insurance. Well might aswell, its not like Chris will have a wife and kid to reap the benefits
 
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Only thing I can say is that I am going to feel sorry for the repossession people who have to look through the scattered Chandler hoard for anything that isn't garbage or burnt.
 
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Pardon my cynicism, but why do you put a life insurance policy on your much younger son? Seriously, is Chris's life just another lottery ticket for Barb? If all else fails, maybe dummy will pay off?
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If one of your family members' lifestyle involved sitting around playing video games, getting no exercise, eating the worst of foods, getting into trouble with the police, and piercing their taint all the while practicing awful hygiene, wouldn't you prepare for the worst?
 
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This may well be his time of need but it's a problem of his (and Barb's) own creation.
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Exactly. Anyone who bails him out now is going to get pestered for another bailout six months in the future. Given that he received a hefty charity donation once from us before, I'm honestly surprised he hasn't made a message directly to the cwcki forums saying they owe him paying for his bills.
 
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Abilene said:
That single phrase sums up all the Vivian/whoever tried to help Chris. So many memories...
Semi serious question here: Is natural to feel tired and uninterested, but could you consider transfer your role to someone who you trust?
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I don't think anyone else would be interested: there's also the fact that none of my efforts had any discernible effect. Chris hasn't really changed significantly since I started all of this (he's made some modest gains as far as getting out more socially, but that's about it). I don't see anything to be gained from continuing.

Renee was never going to meet Chris IRL, so I don't see any point in stringing him along. Hopefully, he'll continue to be at least minimally active in the LGBTQ community and continue going out to movie nights, holiday parties, etc. This is, IMO, the best thing for him.

If things get REALLY bad, Chris can probably go to Rocky who seems willing to step in and help out in such situations. This isn't ideal of course, but it's better than him having no support system at all.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Exactly. Anyone who bails him out now is going to get pestered for another bailout six months in the future. Given that he received a hefty charityr donation once from us before, I'm honestly surprised he hasn't made a message directly to the cwcki forums saying they owe him paying for his bills.
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It's like how you're not supposed to feed squirrels, because they will eventually start demanding food from you. Chris is a tranny squirrel.
 
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Ian Brandon Something said:
Two things

1. Chris isn't looking to Renee for friendship, he wants someone to bail his ass out.
2. Chris doesn't have friends because he's a self-centered jerk who alienates anyone who might have become a friend.

This may well be his time of need but it's a problem of his (and Barb's) own creation.
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Chris may simply be hedging his bets. I don't know if he's still in touch with Catherine (although his FB status still lists him as being in a relationship). Maybe he''s thinking of grooming Renee to be her replacement (which is another good reason for me to leave this alone). In all of my correspondences with him, he's never referred to me as "love": I'm not certain if this is just another example of him using British colloquialisms in order to sound more important/sincere/impressive/ whatever or if he's trying to step things up with Renee.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Pardon my cynicism, but why do you put a life insurance policy on your much younger son? Seriously, is Chris's life just another lottery ticket for Barb? If all else fails, maybe dummy will pay off?
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You used to see the ads on TV all the time, advertising whole life policies for children, marketing them as helping to build your child's future since they could borrow against it when they got older. Or something like that. And there is an argument that the policies serve some good. They're generally not very large policies either. Like ten thousand, though I'm sure you can get as much coverage as you want.
 
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NiggoFiggo said:
Amazing, simply amazing her teeth can rot in her mouth and all she would do is bitch at her mentally disabled son about affording dentistry. But time the hoard is in danger jumps right into said sons life insurance. Well might aswell, its not like Chris will have a wife and kid to reap the benefits
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Yeah, talk about misplaced priorities. It's really sad that she values her precious hoard over her own flesh and blood.
 
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Thetan said:
Chris may simply be hedging his bets. I don't know if he's still in touch with Catherine (although his FB status still lists
him as being in a relationship). Maybe he''s thinking of
grooming Renee to be her replacement (which is another good reason for me to leave this alone). In all of my
correspondences with him, he's never referred to me as
"love": I'm not certain if this is just another example of
him using British colloquialisms in order to sound more
important/sincere/impressive/ whatever or if he's trying
to step things up with Renee.
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The second one, without a doubt the second one.
 
This reminds me of an episode of "Extreme Couponers" where a woman bought some amount of dog food in order to bribe her neighbor to let her use their garage to store her ever-expanding food hoard. Except in this case Chris isn't even using bribery, he just expects someone to open their home to the hoard out of the goodness of their heart. And it's not eighty boxes of oatmeal he's storing, it's grody-ass furniture.
 
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