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DSP's playthrough of Kingdom Hearts 3 is going to be completely unbearable if there are any references to any of the supplemental games. He's going to rant about how stupid developers are because "nobody played any of those games".

Never mind that Kingdom Hearts 2 came out 13+ years ago (Dec 2005), they've released all the games in one $40 package ("The Story So Far"), and most people probably barely remember the plot of KH2 anyway.
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP's playthrough of Kingdom Hearts 3 is going to be completely unbearable if there are any references to any of the supplemental games. He's going to rant about how stupid developers are because "nobody played any of those games".

Never mind that Kingdom Hearts 2 came out 13+ years ago (Dec 2005), they've released all the games in one $40 package ("The Story So Far"), and most people probably barely remember the plot of KH2 anyway.
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That and DSP has no business mocking lore or continuity in any game. Dude pissed and moaned through the entire ending of Silent Hill 2 about its length. He doesn't give a single fuck about narrative, character or theme. I don't even know why he bothers with RPGs. Fuck him.
 
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This GTA III playthrough is already unbearable. He's driving worse than usual because he keeps looking at stream chat, and he's giving that stupid fucking goat laugh every few minutes over things that aren't even funny (though really when does he do that laugh about something actually funny?).
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
This GTA III playthrough is already unbearable. He's driving worse than usual because he keeps looking at stream chat, and he's giving that stupid fucking goat laugh every few minutes over things that aren't even funny (though really when does he do that laugh about something actually funny?).
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I was low key watching during training today. Its funny seeing him play all the old games he did. He's still terrible.
 
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With everyone talking about how blissfully unaware Phil is of popular streamers and the like, he’s full of shit. He demonstrated this very recently when someone asked about Etika, and his response was literally, “I have no idea who this person is, I know nothing about it... I just don’t follow popular streamers.” He started the narrative that he just doesn’t know about other streamers, but then makes it clear he knows who and what they are.
 
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I rarely ever watch phil play fighting games, but hey, I played smash and decided to check out his playthrough and this is awful..

For those that don't know: global smash power is how many people you're better than, dsp having 7k means he is better than 7k people, to give you some perspective, the average was like 1,250,000 when I played it, this isn't just below average, it's horribly below average.

I did continue to watch his archived stream and he does get better, but I can still never grasp how he managed to get this low without even trying.

I've seen people try to become the worst smash player in the world (having 1 gsp) and even they started to struggle when below 10k


Sakurai intended to make a positive reinforcement method of showing your score, instead he showcased just how low dsp can get at his worst.

To his credit though, he did stick with bowser and ended up in the 500k mark when I stopped watching.
 
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kamekmagik said:
Phil called himself smart

Good Samaritan asks of he was smart wouldn't he have a better job

Phil let's us know that THE SMARTEST PEOPLE on earth own their OWN BUSINESS. Other jobs have NO SECURITY. The fact that he knows this and you don't proves he's smarter than you
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i would take a furniture restoration business going bankrupt more of a business than phils online hobo ebegging (thats a business btw!)
 
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Phil called himself smart

Good Samaritan asks of he was smart wouldn't he have a better job

Phil let's us know that THE SMARTEST PEOPLE on earth own their OWN BUSINESS. Other jobs have NO SECURITY. The fact that he knows this and you don't proves he's smarter than you
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I just had to archive this dumb rant for future reference:

No, DSP. If you were really that smart, you would have had your own business in an industry where you couldn't get fucked by a company like Twitch or Youtube at every possible second. You fucking do "emergency" streams two to three times a year, nibba. You are living in constant fear of losing your main source of income due to one small fuck-up, but even with having that knowledge in the back of your mind every single day, you still act cocky. This condescending rant is a perfect example of that.
 

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kamekmagik said:
Phil called himself smart

Good Samaritan asks of he was smart wouldn't he have a better job

Phil let's us know that THE SMARTEST PEOPLE on earth own their OWN BUSINESS. Other jobs have NO SECURITY. The fact that he knows this and you don't proves he's smarter than you
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Let's assume that the smartest people own their own business. This does not mean that owning your own business automatically makes you smart. Nor does being smart mean you own your own business.

Side note: Did many of the smartest people on earth flunk out of their introductory college computer course because their high school didn't teach the basics of computing? Do most smart people rack up huge credit card debts and then transfer them to another credit card? How many of the smartest people in the world have 4000 page threads on Kiwi Farms?
 
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Let's assume that the smartest people own their own business. This does not mean that owning your own business automatically makes you smart. Nor does being smart mean you own your own business.

Side note: Did many of the smartest people on earth flunk out of their introductory college computer course because their high school didn't teach the basics of computing? Do most smart people rack up huge credit card debts and then transfer them to another credit card? How many of the smartest people in the world have 4000 page threads on Kiwi Farms?
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one apparently, and you know. all the smart people have to tell themselves theyre smart, cause everyone else already knows it. cough cough
 
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Sparkletor said:
Let's assume that the smartest people own their own business. This does not mean that owning your own business automatically makes you smart. Nor does being smart mean you own your own business.

Side note: Did many of the smartest people on earth flunk out of their introductory college computer course because their high school didn't teach the basics of computing? Do most smart people rack up huge credit card debts and then transfer them to another credit card? How many of the smartest people in the world have 4000 page threads on Kiwi Farms?
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Do the smartest people on Earth wank in their workspace and accidentally broadcast to hundreds live, including children potentially? Do they struggle with basic problem solving? Do they not know where Spain and the UK are in their late 20s/ early 30s?

I assume when he refers to people that own their own businesses, he means those that own global megacorps. Like, I don't know, Google or Youtube for example. Or enormous game development studios. The kind of people that Dark shits on nonstop for being idiot nudniks.
 
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As a corporate stooge, I'd like to break down what DSP thinks is a good, solid, secure job:

- no consistent income

- no provided benefits

- no opportunities for advancement, training, or mentoring

- complete reliance on unowned infrastructure (this one is, in particular, his fault, as he could be streaming via his own domain and could have set it up fucking years ago if he'd had any foresight)

- no other employees, support, or expertise other than his own

- centered in the entertainment sector, which has been historically cutthroat and painted by countless stories of utter failure in spite of talent in addition to an absolute necessity to network and develop connections and collaborations with others, things he actively avoids

If Dave was smart, he'd be pissing his pants on a nightly basis and burning the midnight oil trying to work out how he'll keep an audience for the next year. Take a look at him on stream sometime. Is that the face of a worried man to you?

Still feeling smart, Phil?

EDIT to point out the fucking obvious: I think the number of successful business owners whose three-year plan was built on a foundation of "beg for money from the public" could take a leisurely seat in any 7-11 bathroom.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Let's assume that the smartest people own their own business. This does not mean that owning your own business automatically makes you smart. Nor does being smart mean you own your own business.

Side note: Did many of the smartest people on earth flunk out of their introductory college computer course because their high school didn't teach the basics of computing? Do most smart people rack up huge credit card debts and then transfer them to another credit card? How many of the smartest people in the world have 4000 page threads on Kiwi Farms?
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did you know all the smartest people breathed air?
AND IM BREATHING AIR
IM SO SMART!!!
 
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