Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@[W A P OR V A V E],

You're also evil, delusional, and a compulsive/pathological liar - this is what attracted you to Kiwi Farms. I've just discussed your case with GOD who says, "Fuck him, too!" Well, in that case...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 1.8.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens for 74,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now part of a grand experiment to last the next 74,000 years.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Synchronism: 19:26 "Wahoo! Look at those numbers!!" - M*A*S*H, The Red/White Blues (S9/Ep16, 1981) on MeTV

When are you going to get some balls and sentence people to an eternal punishment? I voluntarily make my sentence last forever just to take whatever control you think you have away from you. Your judgments are one of the few ways you can feel like you're reasserting control over the situation. When I offered to take on people's sins like Christ you said that "wasn't possible" but the truth is you didn't like it because it makes your coping mechanism feel useless.
 
Point out something I'm wrong about with facts and not you miss understood wikipedia quotes. Can you do it? Because if you can't, I don't give a damn what the voices in your head tell you Richard. Again, please see a doctor for your mental health.
Richard here is one of those cows that thinks that the farms were created just for him and also think's that we only go to his thread. Bit of a narcissistic streak there.
 
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MethG7 - HITLER'S EVIL BITCH,

You're also obsessed with me. You're also evil, delusional, and a compulsive/pathological liar - this is what attracted you to Kiwi Farms. I've just discussed your case with GOD who says, "Fuck him, too!" Well, in that case...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 1.8.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens for 74,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now part of a grand experiment to last the next 74,000 years.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


Synchronism: 19:32 "Well, in that case..." - M*A*S*H, Bless You, Hawkeye (S9/Ep17, 1981) on MeTV
@GethN7 watch out. Brad cursed you in the name of the LORD GOD-FOD Yehowah again.

Hey Brad, how come at the start of this thread you dished out years like, "74" and now you dish out "74,000"? Why the massive upscale?
He's really mad now. He's ready to unleash unremitting horror.
 
@Sammy,

If you study law, you'll see there's consideration for 1st-time offenders, those who don't repeat their crime, those who admit their guilt, apologize/compensate their victim(s) and repent. But the penalties increase for repeat offenders. For those who are guilty of contempt-of-court, they often receive the ire of the judge and full sentences.


Synchronism: 21:13 "They'll send a god to save us." - Star Trek, The Paradise Syndrome (S3/Ep3, 1968) on H&I

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Oh shit, I'm quivering in terror over what a deluded aging drummer with a criminal record is gonna do to me.
I'm amazed that Brad hasn't destroyed the universe itself after we put in him such anger.

Because he's so powerful and all, as the Son of GOD.
 
Could Brad Watson take on Neil Breen in a fight?

Using the fictionalized and idealized versions of themselves, of course.
 
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That's a lie. I attended 7 universities - 4 local. As a freshman, I attended Johns Hopkins University. I then transferred for my sophmore year because I received a full scholarship to Univ. of Cincinnati. My father had a stroke, so I returned home and went to Univ. of Miami.

I haven't seen a recent college science textbook. What does yours say about this?
Conversely a normal human being can often get the same level of degree just from one, maybe two schools. Nice example of showing the audience you had to school shop regularly and couldn't stick with something. It really highlights everything about how you worked pre-brain disease, namely how when the going gets tough you just cherry pick to desperately keep a delusion of grandeur going because you hate being a mediocre musician and hateful and weak felon.

Like, you couldn't even be honest with most of your space numbers and cherry picked for ones not used by the actual big boys by running to the nearest blogs that spewed out the magic numbers. Nice example of a number obsession like Two-Face, but nothing of value other than showing a natural inclination towards being dishonest over being right. Doesn't matter anyway given that it's only the most random of things you zoom in on due to said number autism, which is not impressive given you've automatically taken 1/5 of our ten digit counting system to mean anything other than their value representation.
 
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Iwusamwon'tbe,

We are all sons and daughters of GOD. I was the 1st born.

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@A dam ska,

You're evil, delusional, and a compulsive/pathological liar - this is what attracted you to Kiwi Farms. I've been discussing your case with GOD who says, "Fuck him!" In that case...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 1.8.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens for 74,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now part of a grand experiment to last the next 74,000 years.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Chicken laying egg.jpg
 
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why does God keep handing out the same punishment over and over? I'd expect he'd be a bit more creative after all this practice?

Also what's he got against chickens?
 
@A dam ska,

You're evil, delusional, and a compulsive/pathological liar - this is what attracted you to Kiwi Farms. I've been discussing your case with GOD who says, "Fuck him!" In that case...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 1.8.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens for 74,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now part of a grand experiment to last the next 74,000 years.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Your curses have no value and if anything proves that any Big Man up there is frowning at you. Why do I figure? Because I seem to get luckier with each curse; I've attained a job recently and things have been looking up no matter how often you scream and shriek that it shouldn't be so well off. As this happens you stay miserable and powerless. Have fun with that utter refutation of your tantrum judgement due to your declining mind.
 
>can't even @ me.

Fucking pathetic.

And by your own logic, you aren't even the first incarnation of GOD, let alone the first born.
It's all his infantile mind can come up with to insult people.

why does God keep handing out the same punishment over and over? I'd expect he'd be a bit more creative after all this practice?

Also what's he got against chickens?
Used to be hippopotamus
 
why does God keep handing out the same punishment over and over? I'd expect he'd be a bit more creative after all this practice?

Also what's he got against chickens?
Ease of use and because he's a lazy cunt that does the job of a bot by just keeping things copy-pasted from his tumbleweed site that no one goes to. Whenever he tweaks for example, he only makes a couple of edits to his grammar at best for example. It's why I think he should just be treated as a bot usually.
 
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